02x21 - Play

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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02x21 - Play

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[theme music]

[SINGING] Ahoo-ooh-ooh.

We know a world, a magic world.

Come with us and see.

Everything can happen
in this special world.

It can happen to you or me.

It's where the Wiggles live.

Why don't you come along?

And meet their friends as well.

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

Hi, everybody.

[SINGING] In the Wiggles'
world, in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

Stop.

Are you here to see the Wiggles?

First, you have to do
as I say, all right?

Look up.

Look down.

Let me hear some giggles.

[giggles]

Come in and see the Wiggles.

[upbeat music] Having
fun at the beach.

Having fun, having
fun at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having
fun at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having fun.

Having fun at the beach.

Will you put the
sunscreen on your skin?

Woo-ooh-ooh.

Sunscreen on your skin.

And you'll wear a
hat with a wide grin?

Woo-ooh-ooh.

Hat, hat with a wide grin.

Then you play and you
swim in the waves.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having
fun at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having
fun at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having fun.

Having at the beach.

Will you fill your
bucket up with sand?

Woo-ooh-ooh.

Fill, fill up with sand.

Then you build your
castle up with your hands.

Woo-ooh-ooh.

Build, build with your hands.

Then the waves wash
your sand castle away.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having
fun at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having
fun at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having fun.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having
fun at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having
fun at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having fun.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having
fun at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having at the beach.

Having fun at the beach.

Having fun, having fun.

Having fun at the beach.

GREG: Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Step right up.

Keep your eyes on
the little red ball

and watch me make it disappear.

Now you see it.

Ha-ha-ha.

Now you don't.

Wow!

And now for my next
trick, I'm going to make--

Excuse me, Greg.

Please, Anthony, I'm
practicing my magic.

I know.

I'm sorry.

But how did you make
the ball disappear?

Well, it was magic, of course.

Magic.

[laughs] Show me how
you did the trick.

Oh, I'm afraid
I can't, Anthony.

It's a magician's secret.

And magicians never
tell about their magic.

Well, could you
do it again, please?

Oh, all right.

I could use the practice.

Even though it's magic,
I still need to practice.

Now, watch closely as I--

Anthony, you're watching just
a little too closely there.

Oh, sorry.

Yeah.

Keep your eyes on the
red ball and I shall do--

Anthony, please move back.

I need room to do my magic.

Sorry, Greg.

GREG: Keep your eyes
on the little red ball.

Now you see it.

Now you don't.

Ta-da.

Aha!

Now for my next
trick, I'm going to--

The ball didn't disappear.

The ball didn't disappear.

Yes, it did.

Of course, it did.

Now for my next
trick, I'm going to--

I saw you put it
in the other hand.

- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.

I did.

Did you see me drop the
ball into my other hand?

There.
See?

They didn't see me drop the
ball into my other hand.

Well, that's because they
weren't watching it as closely

as I was.

OK, Anthony.

You do the magic trick.

You want me to make
the ball disappear?

Yes.

Well, you say you
saw how it was done.

So you do it.

OK, I will.

[laughing] This'll be good.

Now watch closely as I make
the little red ball disappear.

Oh. um, I'll try again.

OK.

As I make the little
red ball disappear.

Yes.

Only Greg, the great
magician, can make

that little red ball disappear.

He's not the only
one who can make

the little red ball disappear.

Greg said all you have
to do is practice.

So I'm going to practice,
practice, practice.

[laughs] Little ball, disappear.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: That
sounds like a great idea, Greg.

GREG: Thank you, Captain.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Woo-hoo-hoo!

[SINGING] Captain Feathersword
fell asleep on his pirate ship.

Then he woke up on a farm.

Oh, my goodness me.

With roosters and ducks
singing this song.

Here we go now.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack,
quack, a-doodly-doo.

Woo-hoo-hoo!

So now every day when he
talks, this is what he says.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

He also does the farmyard dance.

And you can do it, too.

Here we go again.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack,
quack, a-doodly-doo.

That, too!

Well, is he a
rooster or a pirate?

Well, I just don't know.

Ahoy there, Ahoy there,
Ahoy, cock-a-doodly-doo.

Huh?

He also does the farmyard dance.

And you can do it, too.

Farmyard!

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack,
quack, a-doodly-doo.

That too!

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack,
quack, a-doodly-doo.

That too!

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack,

quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack, quack,
quack, a-doodly-doo.

GREG: Great quacking, everyone.

Give yourselves a big clap.

That was a lot of fun.

Well done.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Now,
where is that Wags the Dog at?

Hmm.

[grunts]

[laughing]

Oh, dear.

Let's see now.

Wags.

Hmm.

Ooh.

No Wags over there.

No Wags over there.

No Wags up there either.

No way-- whoa!
Oh, oh!

Ah!

Oh, oh, oh, ah, ah.

Whoa, ah.

[laughs] Oh.

It was just my shoe.

[laughs]

Never-- yeah.

Wags.

Ahoy there, Wags.

Wags.

Whoa.

Ow!

Whoa.

Wags, me hearty.

Wags.

Oh, come here, Wags,
me four-legged friend.

I've got to give you
your fetching lesson.

Wags.

Doom-dee-doom-doom-doom.

[barking]

[screaming] Oh, oh.

Wow.

[laughing] Oh.

You see that?

I taught Wags how to do that.

I call him and he comes.

[laughs] I'm a
great doggy teacher.

Well done, Wags.

I'm going to teach
him another trick now.

Fetching.

Wags, stick.

- [barks]
- See?

Stick.

[barking]

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Now, me, throw.

You, fetch.

[barking]

[laughing] Wags.

You understand.

Oh, well, blow me down.

- [blowing]
- Ah!

Oh.

Oh.

I gotta stop saying that.

Oh.

OK now, Wags.

I'm going to throw the
stick, you understand?

[barks]

[laughs] And you're
going to fetch it.

[barks]

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
[laughs] OK, Wags, here we go.

Ready?

[laughing]

OK, Wags, fetch the stick.

[barking]

Huh?

[whistling]

Ooh.

[barking]

Wha-- wha-ba-- wha-ba!

Wha-- wha--

WAGS: He still thinks
the stick is magic.

[laughs] [growls]

Ooh.

A magic stick.

Wow.

Blow me down.

[laughs] Wow.

Oh, there's no one
here to blow me down.

Well, I'll blow myself down.

[blows] Ah!

Oh.

[laughing]

[playing guitar]

[sighs] I've
been trying to come

up with a good tune all day.

But I just can't think of one.

[gasps] Hey.

Greg the Magician's
magic wand and hat.

Maybe I could magic some music.

Let's see.

Now Greg waves the
magic wand over the hat.

He says the magic
words and then says

whatever he wants in a rhyme.

Oh.

I'm not sure I can
remember the magic words.

Um.

What's that?

Oh, you know the magic words.

Abracadabra.

Yes, thank you.

Abracadabra.

Now here's where I
make up the rhyme.

Abracadabra, whatever
you are, magic

me music for my lovely guitar.

[sighs]

[guitar playing]

[playing guitar]

I did it.

[clock ticking]

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

GREG: What's he doing?

MURRAY: Hey, Jeff, excuse me?
JEFF: Hmm?

MURRAY: What are you doing?

JEFF: I just had a dream.

I dreamt I was a monkey.

MURRAY: A monkey.

JEFF: And I was doing a
monkey dance just like this.

GREG: Just like that, Jeff?

JEFF: Just like this, Greg.

GREG: Well, Jeff,
that is a great idea.

Let's do a monkey dance
together, everybody.

[upbeat music]

All right, everyone.

Here's three of our
favorite animals.

We're going to move like them.

Here we go.

[SINGING] We're going
to do the monkey.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Do the monkey.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Monkey, monkey.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Yeah, that's all right.

Here comes an
elephant, everybody.

Let's do the elephant.

Mee!

Do the elephant.

Mee!

Do the elephant.

Mee!

Yeah, that's all right.

Get ready to jump, everyone.

Here we go.

Let's jump to the
front and back.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Come on and jump to
the front and the back.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

We're going to jump
to the front and back.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Yeah, that's all right.

Here comes the growling tiger.

So do the tiger.

Rawr!

Do the tiger.

Rawr!

The tiger, tiger.

Rawr!

Yeah, that's all right.

Get ready to jump again.

Here we go.

Let's jump to the
front and back.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Come on and jump to
the front and the back.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

We're going to jump
to the front and back.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Yeah, that's all right.

Here comes the
crazy monkey again.

So do the monkey.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Do the monkey.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Do the elephant.

Mee!

The tiger, tiger.

Rawr!

GREG: Great dancing, everyone.

Give yourselves a big clap.

Well done.

Well, how did Greg do that?

Ball, disappear.

Oh.

Ball, disappear.

Ah.

Oh.

If you really want
to learn something,

you have to practice,
practice, practice.

Ball, disappear.

Ball, disappear.

[train whistle]

Jeff, do you
think before there

was TV, the people used to
just lay out on the grass

and watch the sky?

Oh, absolutely.

There's so much
happening up there.

[drum roll]

[gasping]

Did you see that?

Boy, did I ever.

I guess that's why
grass was invented.

Why is that, Murray?

Well, so people would
be comfortable while they

were watching the sky.

Hmm.

I wonder if the
rewind button works.

What?

[buzz]

BOTH: Wow!

Hey, Jeff, see
what else is on.

Hi.

I've been to visit
Farmer Brown's farm.

There were lots of great
things on the farm.

I've done a painting
of one of them.

Do you like it?

It's a pony.

[joyful music]

[SINGING] Watching the
ponies galloping home.

The tails in the air
going swish, swish, swish.

The hooves are making
[tapping sounds] as they

ride home to Farmer Brown.

Swish, swish, swish.

[tapping sound]

Watching the ponies
galloping home.

The tails in the air
go swish, swish, swish.

The hooves are making
[tapping sounds] as they

ride home to Farmer Brown.

[guitar playing]

The stars are so beautiful.

I just have to serenade them.

[SINGING] Oh, starry
skies above us all.

You seem to be so very small.

That's because you're far away.

How far, you ask?

I cannot say.

Do you hear my song, I wonder.

If you do, then
make some thunder.

[laughs] It's a
silly song, I know.

Oh, I wish I could
see my favorite star

formation for great guitar.

Wow!

Look.

[guitar playing]

I've always wanted to
play with the big stars.

GREG: You have?

Ahoy there, Dorothy.

Ahoy there.

I mean, hello there,
Captain Feathersword.

I hope you don't mind that I
asked everyone here, Dorothy.

Of course, I
don't mind, Captain.

I love visitors.

Are we going to have a party?

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh, no.

I'm going to do a magic trick.

DOROTHY: A magic trick?

Oh.

How exciting.

Oh, yes, very exciting indeed.

After all, I am a
magician, you know.

Me too.

Watch this.

Ball, disappear.

Oh, almost.

Just keep practicing, Anthony.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: This'd
be a little more magical

than making a ball disappear.

More magical?

What are you going to do?

Disappear?

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh, no.

MURRAY: Fly?

No.

JEFF: Turn your feather
sword into a rabbit?

No!

GREG: Oh, I know.

You're going to turn that
stick into an umbrella.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: No,
but you're close, Greg.

It has to do with the stick.

You see, this stick be magical.

EVERYONE: It be?

Um, we mean, it is?

Oh, yes.

This stick fetches itself.

[murmuring]

Oh, you don't believe me?

Well, I'll show you.

Stand back now.

Now, watch this.

[whistles]

Here, stick.

Stick, here.

Here, stick, me hearty.

Sti-- oh.

GREG: Oh, never mind,
Captain Feathersword.

Sometimes a magic trick just
doesn't work the first time.

You need to practice,
practice, practice.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: But
it fixed itself for Wags.

WAGS: [barking]

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Maybe, maybe it's broken.

[barks]

Oh.

Well, you can have a
try, Wags, me hearty,

but I don't think there'll
be any more magic in it.

[whistles]

Wow!

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Wow!

[applause]

Wo-- well, blow--

EVERYONE: [gasping]

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: [laughing]
Oh, you threw this stick there.

And then that little scallywag
had threw it back to you.

[laughs] Wags, me hearty.

[laughing] Oh, it wasn't
a magic trick at all.

Oh, no.

But this is, Captain.

Abracadabra.

Zippity-zoo.

[blows]

Wow!

[applause]

And this is, too.

Abracadabra.

Zippity-zoo.

Oh!

[laughter]

WAGS: [barks]

He fetched!

Wags fetched!

[applause and laughter]

Wow!

Now that is magic.

[applause]

[theme music] Music and
dancing, magic games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.
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