03x09 - Musical Statues

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everybody, let's--

everybody, let's go, go, go.

[barking]

Hi.

ALL: We're the Wiggles.

- I'm Murray.
- I'm Jeff.

- I'm Anthony.
- I'm Greg.

- I'm ready.
- I'm ready.

- I'm ready.
- I'm ready.

Are you ready?

Well--

ALL: Let's wiggle.

[music playing]

[SINGING] We're
going to do the monkey.

[chattering] Do the monkey.

[chattering] Monkey, monkey.

[chattering] That's all right.

Do the elephant.

[trumpeting] Do the elephant.

[trumpeting] Do the elephant.

[trumpeting] That's all right.

We're going to jump
to the front and back.

Jump to the front and back.

Come on and jump to
the front and back.

That's all right.

Now do the tiger.

[roaring] Do the tiger.

[roaring] Tiger, tiger.

[roaring] That's all right.

Jump to the front and back.

Jump to the front and back.

Come on and jump to
the front and back.

Yeah, that's all right.

We're going to do the monkey.

[chattering] Do the monkey.

[chattering] Do the elephants.

[trumpeting] The tiger, tiger.

[music playing]

Hello, and welcome to
Network Wiggles News.

Today, Dorothy the
Dinosaur visited

some Australian animals.

Let's cross now and
see where Dorothy

the Dinosaur went to the birds.

Thank you, Greg,
and hello, everybody.

We've come to see
some Australian birds.

Look, here are some emus.

Look, there's a kookaburra.

Fairy penguins.

They're having some fish.

They've got a pool.

I don't suppose they can fly.

No.

Only birds can.

Who knows what
this bird's called?

Tawny frogmouth owl.

Right.

No, it's not an owl,
just a tawny frogmouth.

He's being very
friendly, isn't he?

Yes.

Not trying to fly
away or anything.

- What's his name?
- Does he eat mice?

We just call him Tawny.

Well, that was fun,
but we'd better go now,

so it's back to you, Greg.

Goodbye.

Excellent report.

Thank you, Dorothy.

[bird calling]

At least someone
finds it amusing.

Anyway, let's cross now to
our good old buddy Captain

Feathersword with the weather.

Thanks, Greg.

Oh, ahoy there, me hearties.

Well, we've had some
strange weather of late,

but my magic weather
sword tells me

that we're in for a beautiful
day today with a jump of frogs.

A jump of frogs?

What's a jump of frogs?

[croaking] Whoa!

Wow.

[laugh]

Bouncy, bouncy.

Back to you, Greg.

Thank you, Captain.

A jump of frogs, hey.

Where did you come from?

[croak] Pendrith?

[laugh] Anyway,
speaking of jumping,

let's see what's happening
at the sports report

down at the gym where there's
some amazing mini tr*mp action.

Yay, Captain.

Wow!

Look at the Captain
jump high into the air.

Here I go.

Whoa!

Jump.

Oh!

[barking]

Wow, what a big jump, Captain.

Whoa!

Wee!

- Beautiful landing.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

I missed the trampoline.

I think I'll just sit
down and have a rest.

Oh, wow.

Good job, Captain.

And now, for jumping over two.

Freaky jumping there, Captain.

He's going to jump
over three people.

Whoa!
- [barking]

Yay!

That was lots of fun.

Whoa.

Thanks, guys, and
remember, don't

try that at home, everybody.

I think I might keep it a
little bit simple myself.

This has been
Network Wiggles News.

I'm Greg Wiggle.

Until next time, may all
your wiggles be good wiggles.

Keep wiggling.

[SINGING] Anthony's Workshop.

It's a workshop with Anthony.

Anthony's Workshop.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Anthony's Workshop.

It's very exciting.

Today, we are doing a mural.

Well, what that means is we've
put out a long piece of paper,

and everybody's painting
on the one piece

of paper different scenes.

Today, we thought we'd
look at a Bush scene,

so everybody's
doing Bush settings

and wonderful nature things.

Have a look at this, everyone.

Natalie, what have
you been painting?

- A tree.
- A tree.

A wonderful tree.

You see lots of
trees in the Bush.

And Llewellyn's doing
something very interesting.

Llewellyn, what
are you painting?

I'm drawing lava
exploding out of a volcano.

Did you hear that?

Out in the Bush, you
might be lucky enough

to see a beautiful
volcano exploding

lava out, as Llewellyn puts it.

Wonderful.

So it's got the
brown and swirls.

Brilliant work.

Over here, Eleanor,
what are you up to?

A tree and a rainbow.

A tree and a rainbow
all in the one picture.

Of course, they form
the one wonderful scene,

Bushland scene.

What are you doing, Madeline?

Well, I'm doing a
rainbow and a kangaroo,

and I'm doing the
blue sky with a sun.

Wow.

And have you actually seen
a rainbow and a kangaroo

out in the Bush?

Yes.

Where did you see that?

Well, I have a Bush
at the back of my fence,

and I go in the Bush
sometimes, and I see kangaroos.

See kangaroos everywhere.

Well, everybody, it's been lots
of fun at Anthony's Workshop,

painting our
wonderful Bush mural.

We'll see you again sometime.

Bye bye.

[SINGING] Anthony's Workshop.

It's a working bin.

And now, a Wiggly community
service announcement.

Feel a bit peckish?

Also feel the need to munch
and crunch something loudly?

Here's the answer
you've been looking for.

Why not munch and
crunch on a carrot?

They're munchy and crunchy,
and can be very loud.

Crunch available in
soft, louder, and now,

new earth-shaking loud.

This has been a
Wiggle Tip, brought

to you by Network Wiggles.

[music playing]

OK, camera operators,
let's get ready to roll.

[SINGING] Camera

Ready with my camera.

Camera, 2, are you?

Camera 2 is ready.

Camera 3 has the
Captain at the helm.

Oh, I'm all
ready, Mr. Director.

OK.

Camera 1, zoom in.

Okey dokey, Director.

Camera 2, zoom out.

Okey dokey, Director.

Camera 3, try and
get the close-up.

Oh, camera 3, oh, that's me.

Oh, of course, Mr. Director.

Everyone goes in
and out, up and down,

move about, follow the action.

Try a wide shot, now a
mid shot, go in close.

You've captured the action.

Yes, you've
captured the action.

The Wiggly action.

Camera 1, pull back.

Oh, what a great shot.

Camera 2, do the same.

Camera 3, it's not the
time to do a pirate jig.

Oh, I couldn't help myself.

I love dancing.

That's all right.

Camera 1, well done.

Geez, this is fun.

Camera 2, you beaut.

Beauty, Director.

Camera 3, you make
TV seem so easy.

Oh, thank you, Mr. Directy.

Everyone goes in
and out, up and down,

move about, follow the action.

Try a wide shot, now a
mid shot, go in close.

You've captured the action.

Yes, you've
captured the action.

The Wiggly action.

OK, camera operators,
that's a wrap.

Time to shake hands and
pat yourselves on the back

for a job well done.

Captain, you did a great
job out there today.

Well done.

Whoa.

Oh, thank you very much, Greg.

Oh, hey, I think I might
do some more filming.

Why not?

Hey, look at that
bird over there.

I gotta film that.

You're a genius behind
the camera, Captain.

Oh, and the trees.

Oh, and look at the
boats on the harbor.

I'll film them too.

I'll film everything.

Yes, go right ahead, Captain.

The camera is yours.

[SINGING] Captain's magic
buttons, he's got half a dozen.

[whistling]

Hey, everyone.

It's Captain Feathersword.

Let's all say, "ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword."

Ahoy there, Captain
Feathersword.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Captain, were you making
some bird sounds then?

Oh, yes, indeed, Murray.

Lovely, little bird sounds.
[whistle]

Oh, that's fantastic.

You know, Jeff would
like you to make

some Australian bird sounds.

Jeff, tell him--

[snoring]

Oh, no.

No.

He's asleep, everyone.

Maybe our friends have got some
ideas for some Australian bird

sounds.

That's a great idea, Murray.

Do you know any
Australian birds?

Great idea.
Captain.

Oh, yeah.

How about an emu?

Right.

Whoop.

Whoop, whoop.

[laugh] Captain, I like that.

Captain, there's some
more ideas over here.

Yes, lots of great ideas.

Oh, yes, I like that.

How about a c*ck?

c*ck.

Hello!

Hello!

Who's a pretty boy?

Oh, Captain.

Captain, another idea over here.

Yes.

Oh, yes, an owl.

That would be great.

An owl.

Whoo.

Captain, an owl.

Whoo.

No, you, Captain,
an owl noise.

Whoo.

Oh, he is making an owl noise.

Oh, Captain, I like that.

Captain, there's
another one over here.

Oh, yes, that's a great
one-- a kookaburra.

Oh, kookaburra.

Yes.

[calling]

Hey, Captain,
Murray and I were

wondering if you could make some
sounds like Australian birds.

Oh, Jeff!

[music playing]

[SINGING] Hats
are really groovy,

you wear them on your head.

Hats are many colors, like
purple, green, or red.

Hats are really groovy,
you wear them on your head.

Hats are many colors, like
purple, green, or red.

Oh, when I wear my music hat,
I'm the leader of a band.

When I wear a
policeman's hat, I can

stop the traffic with my hand.

Hats are really groovy,
you wear them on your head.

Hats are many colors, like
purple, green, or red.

Oh, when I wear
my fireman's hat,

you can hear the sirens wail.

When I wear my captain's hat,
I can climb right up that sail.

Hats are really groovy,
you wear them on your head.

Hats are many colors, like
purple, green, or red.

Oh, there's bowler hats,
top hats, birder hats.

You can wear a slouch hat,
a fez, a swagman's hat,

a cricketer's hat, a cowboy hat,
a sombrero, a sun hat, a beret,

a chef's hat, a top hat,
a cap, a beanie, a bike

helmet, lots and lots of hats.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Mu-- mu--
music with Murray.

Yes, everyone.

Hi, everyone.

Welcome to Music with Murray.

We've got our oscilloscope
here so we can see

what the sound waves look like.

We've got our friends here
who are going to help me.

We're going to play
musical statues.

You can play at home too.

It's lots of fun.

All you do is dance around
when the music's playing,

and when it stops, you stand
really still and make a statue.

Do you want to stand
up on the stage?

If we ask you all to stand
up on the stage there,

that'd be wonderful.

Find a spot, and here we go.

We'll start the
song and do a really

big dance, lots of arms moving.

That's fantastic.

Here we go.

[SINGING] Do the monkey.

Do-- [silence] Oh,
lots of great statues.

You're all very still.

[SINGING] Do the monkey.

The monkey, monkey.

[silence] We've got
some great statues here.

Let's try a different one.

Let's try a shaking one.

Can you shake up high?

Can you shake down low?

Let's do some shaking.

[SINGING] Hey
there, shaky, shaky.

Shaking is fun.

[silence] Lots of great statues.

Hope you're having fun
at home making statues.

It's lots of fun.

Good listening, guys.

Here we go.

[SINGING] Hey
there, shaky, shaky.

Shaking is fun.

[silence] We're having fun here.

We'll see you next time
on Music with Murray.

[SINGING] Hey
there, shaky, shaky.

Shaking is fun to do.

Captain Feathersword,
what are you doing?

Oh, I'm putting my arms
up in the air from side

to side, Greg.

And the next thing we do
is sing "Romp Bomp a Chomp."

"Romp Bomp a Chomp."

Let's all do the
Romp Bomp a Stomp.

Yeah!

[music playing]

Come on, everybody.

Dance.

[SINGING] Well,
you push your arms up

in the air from side to side.

Then the next thing we do
is sing romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Then you stamp your feet, and
we're doing romp bomp a stomp.

Come on, everybody.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

This is fun.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Well, it's Dorothy's
dance, and we're

doing the romp bomp a stomp.

Keep dancing.

Well, you push your arms up
in the air from side to side.

And the next thing we do
is sing romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Then you stamp
your feet, and we're

doing the romp bomp a stomp.

Come on, everybody.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

This is fun.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Let's dance.

Yeah, it's
Dorothy's dance now,

we're doing the
romp bomp a stomp.

Oh!

[SINGING] Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping outside?

Where's Jeff?

Has he gone for a ride?

And here's your
host, Anthony Wiggles.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Where's Jeff?, the
quiz show where we find Jeff.

Our contestant today is
the guitar-playing Wiggle.

Let's welcome Murray Wiggle.

Hi, Murray.

Hi, Anthony.

Murray, before we
start, you play guitar.

Yes.

How long have you
been playing guitar for?

Since I was a little
Wiggle, Anthony.

Oh, wonderful.

Well, get ready to play, Murray.

Sure.

I love wearing the funny hat.

Yes, the funny hat is
called the Quizmatron.

Where's Jeff Quizmatron.

And it stops Murray
hearing where Jeff is

or seeing where he is.

Let's start the show, Murray.

Sure.

Anthony, is Jeff
somewhere quiet or noisy?

Well, Jeff is
somewhere very quiet.

Now, is it always quiet?

Sometimes very quiet.

Is this somewhere
that I would go?

I think you would
go there, Murray.

What about you, Anthony?

Would you go there?

I'd love to go
there sometimes, yes.

Now, let's see, I should
have asked this before--

is he inside or outside?

It's inside, Murray.

Inside.

Now, somewhere we
go that's inside.

It's quiet-- ah.

I might go to the library.

You're getting warm,
Murray, very warm.

Oh, I know.

Has Jeff fallen
asleep at the library?

Yes, you've got it.

Well done, Murray.

Let's wake Jeff up, everybody.

Are you ready?


Wake up, Jeff!

[blubbering]

I must have fallen asleep.

I'd better get
back to the studio.

Wow.

Well, thanks for
playing Where's Jeff?

We'll see you next time.

Bye bye.

[SINGING] Where's Jeff?

Welcome to Network Wiggles.

THEME SONG: Go.

Go.

Go, go, go, go.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Everybody, let's go.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Everybody, let's go.

Captain Feathersword
has joined the show.

Ahoy there.

He loves to pirate dance.

Oh, I love to dance.

So let's get together
with everyone and go.

Go.
Go.

Go.
Go.

Go, go, go.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Everybody, let's go.

Wow, look at all those lights.

And they're all shining on me.

Wow!

Hey, hey, I'm on TV.

[laugh]

Dorothy and Wags have
joined us too, with Henry

and his eight-legged pants.

So let's get together
with everyone and go.

Go.
Go.

Go.
Go.

Go, go, go.
Go.

Go.
Go.

Go.
Go.

Go, go, go.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Everybody, let's--
everybody, let's--

everybody let's go.

Go.
Go.

Go.
Go.

Go, go, go.

Go!

[theme music]

What's the matter, Captain?

Oh, Dorothy, my magic
weather sword tells me

that it's the end of the show.

Oh, that's true.

But never fear, Dorothy.

There's another episode of
Network Wiggles tomorrow.

[laugh]

Oh, goody.

See you later, me hearties.

Bye, everyone.

Go, Dorothy.

[scatting]