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04x12 - Bow Wow Wow

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

04x12 - Bow Wow Wow

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[theme music] It's the wiggles.

It's the wiggles dancing
with their friends.

It's the wiggles.

It's the wiggles.

The fun will never end.

Ahoy, there.

We'd like you to clap and
sing and dance along too.

Whoa!

Now that everybody's
here, that will

be so easy, that
will be so easy,

that will be so easy to do.

Hi, we're the wiggles.

- I'm Greg.
- I'm Murray.

I'm Jeff.

And I'm Anthony.

And today on the
wiggles show there's

going to be lots of fun, lots
of singing, lots of dancing,

lots of laughs.

We'd love you to join, in and
get ready to wiggle everyone.

Here we go!

Whoo-whoo!

Ahoy, there me hearties.

I've got a challenge for you.

Can you all stamp
your feet like this?

Stamp, stamp, stamp.

That's great.

And can you clap
your hands like this?

Clap, clap, clap.

Oh, excellent.

And can you wiggle your
hips just like that?

Oh, that's fantastic,
me hearties.

Well, it's time
for a wiggly party!

[the wiggles, "wiggly party"]


Everybody's coming.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Step, step, step.

Clap, clap, clap.

Wiggle your hips just like that.

In the tail on the donkey.

Now we're playing hide and seek.

And in the kitchen we're
making all the fruit salad

you can eat.

At the wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Step, step, step.

Clap, clap, clap.

Wiggle your hips just like that.

Put on your party hats and
you dress up costumes too.

Pass the parcel and then here's
a present for me and you.

At the Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Step, step, step.

Clap, clap, clap.

Wiggle your hips just like that.

Stamp, stamp, stamp.

Clap, clap, clap.

Wiggle your hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

Wiggle your hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

Wiggle your hips just like.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Wiggly party.

Wiggle your hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

Wiggle your hips just like.

Wiggly party.

Wiggle your hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

Wiggle your hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

Wiggle your hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

Let's go back in
time and see what

the little wiggles are up to.

Beauty, mate.

[THE WIGGLES, "THE LITTLE
WIGGLES THEME SONG]


Yeah, and a wiggly yeah.

Let's go back to when
the Wiggle were young.

Anthony was eating
and having fun.

Jeff was sleeping.

Murray played guitar.

Greg was dreaming
of the big red car.

Yeah, yeah.

And a wiggly yeah.

Yeah!

Looks like no
one else is around.

[bell dings]

Oh, I know.

Maybe I'll go for a run.

I know I'll write a
letter for the Wiggles

to let them know where I am.

Dear Wiggles, I've
gone for a run, Jeff.

See ya.

[music playing]

Where's Jeff?

He must be still asleep.

And wiggly friends are coming
soon, so we better get ready.

Hey, guys.

I'm back.

Oh, I'm really
tired after running.

I think I'll have a rest.

Here's Jeff.

Sleepy old Jeff.

And here are the guests.

We need to wake Jeff up.

On the count of three,
let's all say wake up Jeff.

One two three.

Wake up, Jeff!

Beauty mate.

Now it's song time
we're The Little Wiggles.

Beauty mate!

[THE LITTLE WIGGLES,
"WE'RE DANCING

WITH WAGS THE DOG]
[barks] Let's shake

her hips with Wags the dog.

Turn your head and groove along.

Shake your head and
move your knees.

We're dancing with Wags the dog.

[barks] Now we're singing it to.

[barks] Now we're digging,
and we're all digging too.

Let's shake our hips
with Wags the dog.

Turn your head and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees.

We're dancing with Wags the dog.

[barks] Now we're seeing it too.

[barks] Now we're digging.

And we're all digging too.

Ruff!

It's that time, everyone.

Let's go dance with
Dorothy the dinosaur.

Dorothy, would you

like to dance with me?

Hee, hello, everyone.

Welcome to Dorothy's
dance class.

I'm Dorothy the
dinosaur, and I hope

you're ready to
dance with a dinosaur

because I'm ready
to dance with you.

Our friends Ryan
and Katerina are

ready, steady and going to
show you this great new dance.

Hee-hee.

Thanks, Dorothy.

Hello, everyone.

Today Dorothy's dance
is the Olympian.

We'll do dances like our
favorite Olympic sports.

Can you do the swimmer?

Well, that's great, everyone.

Another Olympic
sport is basketball.

Let's play basketball.

Bounce the ball and sh**t.

Yeah.

How about the hurdles?

Jump.

Run, run, run, jump.

Run, run, run, jump.

Oh.

Oh, that's great
dancing, everyone.

And if you have a
favorite Olympic sport,

you can dance that too let's
all do the Olympian together.

[music playing]

I love the Olympian.

[music playing]

Let's all run!

[music playing]

[THE WIGGLES, "WHERE'S
JEFF?] Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping outside?

Where's Jeff?

Has he gone for a ride?

Where's Jeff?

He's in the countryside.

Lookee, lookee, lookee,
lookee, wi-yi-yi.

Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping inside?

Where's Jeff?

Is he still on his ride?

Where's Jeff?

You know he's nowhere in sight.

Lookee, lookee, lookee,
lookee, wi-yi-yi.

Lookee, lookee here.

Lookee, lookee there.

Lookee, lookee, lookee,
lookee, lookee everywhere.

lookee, lookee here.

lookee, lookee there.

lookee, lookee, lookee,
lookee, wi-yi-yi.

Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping outside?

Where's Jeff?

Has he gone for a ride?

Where's Jeff?

He's in the countryside.

lookee, lookee, lookee,
lookee wi-yi-yi.

Lookee, lookee here.

Lookee lookee there.

Lookee, lookee, lookee,
lookee, everywhere.

Lookee, lookee here.

Lookee, lookee there.

Lookee, lookee, lookee, lookee.

wi-yi-yi.

Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping outside?

Where's Jeff?

Has he gone for a ride?

Where's Jeff?

Is in the countryside?

Lookee, lookee, lookee,
lookee, wi-yi-yi.

Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping inside?

Where's Jeff?

Is it still on his ride?

Where's Jeff?

You know he's nowhere in sight.

Where's Jeff?

Where's Jeff?

Where's Jeff?

Where's Jeff?

Where's Jeff?

Where's Jeff?

Everybody, let's
all say, ahoy there,

Captain Feathersword to our
friend Captain Feathersword.

Are you ready?

Ahoy there, Captain
Feathersword.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Captain, we're all here.

We're all ready.

We're all off to
the Wiggly concert.

Oh sure, Anthony.

What song would you like to
sing at the Wiggly concert?

Oh, Anthony, I'd love
to sing my favorite song.

Quack, quack, quack,
c*ck-a-doodle doo.

- Can you sing a little bit now?
- Oh, sure.

It goes like this.

quack, quack, quack, quack.

c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack,
quack, a doodly-doo.

- Hey, Captain.
- Yeah?

Let's quack, quack, quack,
doodle, doodle, doodle,

doo over to the concert.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack.

Quack, quack, quack.

c*ck-a-doodle doodle doo.

Oh, that's my favorite song.

Let's all sing it
together, me hearties.

[THE WIGGLES AND
CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD,

"QUACK, QUACK"] Quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack.

c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack.

c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack,
quack, a-doodly doo.

Let's try that again!

Quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack.

c*ck-a-doodle do.

Quack, quack, quack, quack.

Cook-a-doodle do.

Quack, quack,
quack, a-doodly do.

Good day!

One more time!

Quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack.

c*ck-a-doodle do.

Quack, quack quack quack, quack.

c*ck-a-doodle do.

Quack, quack,
quack, a-doodly doo.

Whoo-whoo!

Ah, great quacking, everyone.

Wow.

Buck, buck, buck.

Buck-buck.

[THE WIGGLES, "THE CHICKEN
SONG"]


Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

Here come a chicken.

Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

That chicken's got hiccups.

That chicken got hiccups.

That chicken got hiccups.

Somebody, help that
chicken, please.

Here come a chicken.

Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

Here come a chicken.

Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

That chicken's got the hiccups.

That chicken got hiccups.

That chicken got the hiccups.

Give that chicken
some water, please.

Here come a chicken.

Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

Here come a chicken.

Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

A chicken with hiccups?

That chicken got hiccups.

That chicken got the hiccups.

Somebody help that
chicken, please.

[chicken clucking]
It's still hiccuping.

Here come a chicken.

Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

Here come a chicken.

Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

That chicken's got the hiccups.

That chicken go hiccups.

That chicken got the hiccups.

Dale agua a pollo por favor.

Here come a chicken.

Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

Here come a chicken.

Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

That chickens got the hiccups.

That chicken got hiccups.

That chicken got the hiccups.

Somebody help that
chicken, please.

Here come a chicken.

Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

Here come a chicken.

Here come a chicken,
chicken down the road.

That chickens got the hiccups.

That chicken got hiccups.

That chicken got the hiccups.

Give that chicken
some water, please.

[chicken clucking]

Everybody, you know our
good friend, Wags the dog.

Well he loves to dance.

But he also loves to eat.

But I'm not sure
what to feed him.

I was wondering, do you
give a dog some flowers?

A dog wouldn't eat flowers?

Hmm.

OK.

Would you feed a dog some fish?

Oh.

Well, do you have any ideas
what you'd feed a dog?

What would I give
Wags if he was hungry?

Ah, now that sounds
like a great idea.

Yes, I think you're
right there, everybody.

You give a dog a bone.

Bow-wow-wow.

[the wiggles, "bow wow wow"]
Oh, Bow wow.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow wow wow.

Do you give a cow a bone?
No.

Give a horse a bone?

No.

Everybody knows you
give your dog a bone.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow wow wow.

Everybody knows you
give your dog a bone.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow, wow, wow, wow.

Do you give a frog a bone?
No.

Or give a fish a bone?

No.

Everybody knows you
give your dog a bone.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow, wow, wow.

Everybody knows you
give your dog a bone.

Won't you sing it again?

Let's sing it again.

Bow wow, wow, wow.

Let's sing it again.

Bow wow, wow, wow.

Let's sing it again.

Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow, wow, wow.

Do you give a cow a bone?
No.

Or give a horse a bone?

No.

Well, everybody knows
you give your dog a bone.

Bow wow Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow, wow, wow.

Everybody knows you
give your a dog a--

Everybody knows-- you give
your dog a-- everybody

knows you give your dog a bone.

Bow wow!

Everybody, would you like
to come to the Wiggly concert

with us?

Fantastic.

Well, what we're going to
do at the Wiggly concert

is make some fruit
salad for everybody.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Now, we need apples, bananas,
melons, and some grapes.

I've got the apples.

I'm going to take
them to the show.

And then we're going to
cut up the fruit salad,

and see about fruit
salad, yummy yummy.

[the wiggles, "fruit salad"]
Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Yummy, yummy, yummy,
yummy, fruit salad.

Let's make some
fruit salad today.

Uh huh uh.

It's fun to do.

It's the healthy way.

Uh huh uh.

Take all the fruit
that you want to eat.

It's going to be a
fruit salad treat.

The first step,
peel your bananas.

The second step,
toss in some grapes.

The third step,
chop up some apples.

Chop up some melons and
put them on your plate.

Well, now we've made it.

It's time to eat it.

Uh huh uh.

Tastes so good that
you just can't beat it.

Give everyone a
plate and a spoon.

We'll all be eating
it very soon.

The first step,
eat up the bananas.

The second step, you'll
eat up some grapes.

The third step, come on,
and eat up some apples.

Now eat the melons and
there's nothing on your plate.

Now we've had our
fruit salad today.

Uh huh uh.

It's time to put
the scraps away.

So wash the bowl
and wash the spoon.

Let's do it all again real soon.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Yummy, yummy, yummy,
yummy fruit salad.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Yummy, yummy, yummy,
yummy fruit salad.

Fruit salad.

It's yummy yummy.

We'd love you to sing it.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

Yummy, yummy, yummy,
yummy fruit salad.

Fruit salad.

[cheers]

Fruit salad, yummy yummy!

[the wiggles, "wobbly camel"]
Wobbly camel walking by.

Wow, a camel.

Padded hoofs and hooded eyes.

Look at those eyes.

A bendy neck and a long tail.

What a neck!

Let's head out on
the desert trail.

Take a camel for a ride
in the saddle riding high.

Bouncing up and bouncing down.

Oh, it's so bouncy.

The candle makes a rumbly sound.

It's rumbling away.

From Abu Dhabi to Australia,
in the desert the camel

it won't fail ya.

They can go without a drink.

I'm pretty thirsty.

For days and days
what do you think?

Days and days?

Where they live
it's really sunny.

Oh, it's so hot.

They never bath, so
they smell funny.

Their tails swish
the flies away.

What a way to spend the day.

Bouncing up and bouncing down.

We're still bounding.

The camel makes
a rumbling sound.

Oh, what a lovely sound.

From Abu Dhabi to Australia.

In the desert a camel
it won't fail ya.

Wobbly camel walking by.

Wobble, wobble wobble.

With padded hoofs
and hooded eyes.

Oh, look at him go.

A bendy neck and a long tail.

What a great tail!

Let's head out on
the desert trail.

Take a camel for a ride.

In the saddle riding high.

Bouncing up and bouncing down.

Bouncy, bouncy.

The camel makes
a rumbling sound.

From Abu Dhabi to Australia.

Oh, Abu Dhabi.

In the desert, the
camel, it won't fail ya.

[snores]

Oh no.

How can Jeff sleep
on that bouncy camel?

We better wake him up everyone.

Are you ready?

One, two, three.

Wake up, Jeff.

Well, everybody we
hope you had a great time

at "The Wiggles Show" today.

We sure did.

We'd like to say goodbye but
there's somebody missing.

Wait for me.

Oh, Jeff.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

[music playing]