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04x21 - Quack Quack

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

04x21 - Quack Quack

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[theme music] It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Dancing with their friends.

It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Fun will never end.

Ahoy there.

We'd like you to clap, and
sing, and dance along too.

Now that everybody's
here, that'll be

so easy, that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

[barking]

ALL: Hi.
We're the Wiggles.

- I'm Greg.
- I'm Murray.

I'm Jeff.

And I'm Anthony.

And welcome to
the Wiggles Show.

We hope you have lots of
fun singing and dancing,

and you never know
who you might meet.

It's me.

It's Dorothy the Dinosaur.

[THE WIGGLES, "SAILING AROUND
THE WORLD"] Ahoy there,

me hearties.

I'm Captain Feathersword.

I love to go sailing
all around the world.

Why don't we all go sailing
together, me hearties?

Whoa.

Sailing all around the world.

See what we can see.

Splish, splash,
splash, splish.

Sailing oh so free.

Feathersword is the captain.

Oh, I love to pirate dance.

Wow.

Dancing the bing bang
bong in his pirate pants.

Come on now, come along with me.

We're taking a
trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship
all around the world

on the Good Ship Feathersword.

Oh, yeah.

Come on now,
come along with me.

We're taking a
trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship
all around the world

on the Good Ship Feathersword.

Wow.

We'll visit Jamaica.

Oh, at night, we'll
gaze at the stars.

They're beautiful.

Eat some sea scallops
down in Tasmania.

The harbor off Sydney.

It's so nice to
see, oh, yes, indeed.

Have some fish and chips
down at Circular Quay.

Come on now, come along with me.

We're taking a
trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship
all around the world

on the Good Ship Feathersword.

Come on now, come along me.

We're taking a
trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship
all around the world

on the Good Ship Feathersword.

Oh, I love sailing on
the wavy sea, me hearties.

Come on now,
come along with me.

We're taking a
trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship
all around the world

on the Good Ship Feathersword.

Come on now,
come along with me.

Oh, we're taking a
trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship
all around the world

on the Good Ship Feathersword.

On the Good Ship Feathersword.

Oh, no.

Everybody, have a look.

Jeff's fallen asleep, and we
need him for the Wiggle Show.

What are we going to do, Greg?

What are we going to do, Murray?

What are we going
to do, everybody?

Well, we need to wake him up.

When I count to 3, let's
all say, "wake up, Jeff."

We need your help, everyone.

You ready?


ALL: Wake up, Jeff!

[snoring]

Oh, that always works,
but he's still asleep.

Oh, dear.

Well, you know what?

We're going to have to find a
different way to wake Jeff up.

Do you have any ideas?

That's a great idea.

It might just work.

Let's sing a song
called, "Wake Up, Jeff."

[the wiggles, "wake up, jeff"]
Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day's through.

What's that sound?

I can hear somebody snoring.

What's that sound?

It's not Murray or Greg.

Anthony's awake, so let's
have another guess now.

Oh, my goodness,
it must be Jeff.

Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day's through.

[snoring]

Dorothy the Dinosaur is
munching on some roses.

Wags the Dog is
digging up bones.

Henry the Octopus is
dancing round in circles.

Wake up, Jeff, we
need you for the show.

Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day's through.

[yawning]

Can you keep that noise down?

I'm trying to sleep.

[THE WIGGLES, "SAILING AROUND
THE WORLD"]

Come on now,
come along with me.

We're taking a
trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship
all around the world

on the Good Ship Feathersword.

Come on now,
come along with me.

Oh, we're taking a
trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship all
around the world--

On the Good Ship Feathersword.

Oh, well, my gallant crew,
you know and I do too

how important exercise is to
give you that fizz for the day.

OK?

We do, Captain.

We do.

Well, here's a stretch
to put you to the test.

Here we go.

Elbow to elbow, head,
shoulders, knees, toes.

Woo hoo!

[the wiggles, "elbow to elbow"]
[wordless singing]

Elbow to elbow.

Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes.

Point to your ankles.

Move your head, round it goes.

Elbow to elbow.

Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes.

Point to your ankles.

Move your head, round it goes.

[wordless singing]

Elbow to elbow.

Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes.

Point to your ankles.

Move your head, round it goes.

Elbow to elbow.

Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes.

Point to your elbow.

Ankle to ankle.

Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes.

Point to your elbows.

Move your head, round it goes.

[wordless singing]

Oh.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

The Wiggles are in
the Big Red Car.

Well, actually, they're in
an imaginary Big Red Car.

If you want to see the real
one, why don't you all come

along to the Wiggly concert?

[laugh]

[THE WIGGLES, "TOOT TOOT, CHUGGA
CHUGGA, BIG RED CAR"]

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Well, Murray's in the back seat.

Hello, everyone.

He's playing his guitar.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, Murray's in the back
seat of the Big Red Car.

Let's sing together now.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

What's Jeff up to?

Well, Jeff is fast asleep.

Oh, Jeff.

He's having a little rest.

Uh-oh.

We better wake him up, so let's
all call out, wake up, Jeff.

Hello.

Oh, toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Here comes Anthony.

Well, Anthony is eating.

He's got so much food.

Uh-huh.

I love it.

He's eating apples and
oranges, and fruit salad too.

Oh, toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Greg is doing the driving,
singing, scooby doo wop.

Scooby doo wop.

Greg is doing the driving
of the Big Red Car.

Hey.

Oh, toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Oh, toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, Big Red Car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Hi, everyone.

It's time to go to Wiggle House.

Hey!

[upbeat music] In
the Wiggles World.

In the Wiggles World.

You're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles World.

Wow.

I didn't know that.

Murray, what's the fastest
land animal in the world?

Oh, Greg, let me see.

I'm not sure what the
fastest land animal is.

I'll have to look it up
in my animal encyclopedia.

[pages whooshing]

[ding] Here it is, Greg.

It says here the fastest
land animal is the cheetah.

It's a member of the cat family.

Roar.

Wow, Murray, that's fantastic.

Murray.

Are there any slow
and sleepy animals?

Oh, slow and sleepy animals.

Jeff, I'll have to look it up
in the animal encyclopedia.

[pages whooshing]

[ding] Here it is, Jeff.

Slow and sleepy.

It says here that the three-toed
sloth from South America

is a very, very slow animal.

And it's sleepy too.

Wow.

[laugh]

Hey, Murray, could you
tell us what bird is blue,

sings, and flies very fast?

Well, Anthony, I know you
wear blue, you love to sing,

but as far as I
know, you can't fly.

I better look it up in
the animal encyclopedia.

[pages swooshing]

Here it is, Anthony.

It says the bird of which
you speak is a bluebird.

Tweet tweet.

Thank you, Murray, for
your answer so true.

The bird I love best
is colored blue.

Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.

Thank you, Murray, for the
answer to who in the animal

world likes to sleep a lot.

I'm off to sleep in a tree
like a three-toed sloth.

Thank you, Murray.

You've made my life a
little sweeter, for now,

I know the fastest land
animal is the cheetah.

I'm out of here.

Wow.

Fast.

Well, everyone, when
all is done and said,

my favorite animal
is colored red.

It lives in the ocean
and has big claws.

Its name is the crab, and
this is how it crawls.

Hey, wake up, Jeff, look.

There's a Brontosaurus.

Don't you mean Bronto-snorus?

Oh, hey, look,
there's a Diplodocus.

And a Pterodactyl.

Hey, everyone, we must be in--

ALL: Caveland.

a trip to another time

where dinosaurs
are everywhere, oh,

yeah, uh-huh, here in Caveland.

Pterodactyls in the sky,
Brontosaurus running by, oh,

yeah, uh-huh, here in Caveland.

We've gone back to
prehistoric times.

To Caveland, to Caveland.

Let's take a look to
see what we can find.

To Caveland, to Caveland.

No cars or trains,
but we'll get by.

[vocalizing]

Take a ride on a
dinosaur, yeah, just

be careful if you
hear him roar, oh,

yeah, uh-huh, here in Caveland.

There's no pillows for
your head, yeah, gather

leaves to make your bed, oh,
yeah, uh-huh, here in Caveland.

We've gone back to
prehistoric times.

To Caveland, to Caveland.

Take a look to see
what we can find.

To Caveland, to Caveland.

No cars or trains,
but we'll get by.

[vocalizing]

Let's do the
Triceratops twirl, now

try the Stegosaurus swirl, oh,
yeah, uh-huh, here in Caveland.

That's where we are, oh,
yeah, we're here in Caveland.

We're in Caveland.

We're in Caveland.

We're in Caveland.

We're in Caveland.

In Caveland.

In Caveland.

In Caveland.

In Caveland.

Caveland.

Everybody, let's
all say, "ahoy

there, Captain
Feathersword," to our friend

Captain Feathersword.

You ready?

Ahoy there, Captain
Feathersword.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Captain, we're all here.

We're all ready.

We're all off to
the Wiggly Concert.

Oh, sure, Anthony.

What song would you like to
sing at the Wiggly Concert?

Oh, Anthony, I'd love
to sing my favorite song--

"Quack Quack Quack,
c*ck-a-Doodle-Doo."

- Can you sing a little bit now?
- Oh, sure.

It goes like this.

[quacking] c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

[quacking] c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack,
quack-a-doodly-doo.

- Hey, Captain.
- Yeah?

Let's quack, quack,
quack, doodle, doodle,

doodle doo over to the concert.

[quacking] c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

[quacking]

"Quack Quack Quack,
c*ck-a-Doodle-Doodle-Doo."

Oh, that's my favorite song.

Let's all sing it
together, me hearties.

[quacking] c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

[quacking] c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack,
quack-a-doodly-doo.

Let's try that again.

[quacking] c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

[quacking] c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack,
quack-a-doodly-doo.

G'day.

One more time.

[quacking] c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

[quacking] c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack,
quack-a-doodly-doo.

Great quacking, everyone.

I love to dance.

Do you like to dance?

Let's dance with Dorothy.

[upbeat music]
Dorothy, Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Hey!

Hey!

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Dorothy's
Dance Class.

I'm Dorothy the
Dinosaur, and I hope

you're ready to
dance with a dinosaur

because I'm ready
to dance with you.

It's time to go to the
ocean with our friends

Ryan and Katerina.

Hey!

Thanks, Dorothy.

Hello, everyone.

My name is Ryan.

And today, Dorothy's got a
great dance for us all to learn.

Today's dance is
called the Octopus.

Now, can you move your arms
and legs around just like this?

Oh, that's great.

Just imagine you're
an octopus, and you're

moving your tentacles
around in the sea.

That's great, everyone.

Now that you've mastered that,
Katerina is going to show

you what else we can do.

You can also do this
dance with your friend.

If I stand in front of Ryan, and
we both move our arms and legs

together, it looks like we've
got eight tentacles, just

like an octopus.

OK, everyone, that's great.

Let's all do the
Octopus together.

[upbeat music]

I love the Octopus.

Great dancing, everyone.

Everybody, you know our
good friend Wags the Dog.

Well, he loves to dance,
but he also loves to eat.

But I'm not sure
what to feed him.

I was wondering, do you
give a dog some flowers?

A dog wouldn't eat flowers?

Oh, OK.

Would you feed a dog some fish?

Oh.

Hm.

Well, do you have any ideas
what you'd feed a dog?

What would I give
Wags if he was hungry?

Ah, now that sounds
like a great idea.

Yes.

I think you're right
there, everybody.

You give a dog a bone.

Bow wow wow.

[the wiggles, "bow wow wow"]
Bow wow.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow wow wow.

Do you give a cow a bone?
No.

Give a horse a bone?

No.

Everybody knows you
give your dog a bone.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow wow wow.

Everybody knows you
give your dog a bone.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow wow wow.

Do you give a frog a bone?
No.

Give a fish a bone?

No.

Everybody knows you
give your dog a bone.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow wow wow.

Everybody knows you
give your dog a bone.

Won't you sing it again?

Let's sing it again.

Bow wow wow wow.

Let's sing it again.

Bow wow wow wow.

Let's sing it again.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow wow wow.

Do you give a cow a bone?
No.

Give a horse a bone?

No.

Well, everybody knows
you give your dog a bone.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow.
Bow wow.

Bow wow wow wow.

Everybody knows you
give your dog a--

everybody knows you give
your dog a-- everybody

knows you give your dog a bone.

Bow wow.

We've had fun at
the Wiggle Show today.

We hope you have too.

We'd like to say goodbye,
but there's someone missing.

Oh, wait for me.

Oh, Captain.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.