04x09 - Wiggly Mystery

[bunniefuu]

[theme music] It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Dancing with their friends.

It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Fun will never end.

Ahoy there.

We'd like you to clap, and
sing, and dance along too.

Now that everybody's
here, that'll be

so easy, that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

[clamouring]

ALL: Hi.
We're the Wiggles.

- I'm Greg.
- I'm Murray.

I'm Jeff.

And I'm Anthony.

And welcome to "The
Wiggles Show," everybody.

We'd love you to
dance along with us,

sing along, have lots of fun.

ALL: Beauty, mate.

[the wiggles, "wake up, jeff"]
Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day's through.

What's that sound?

I can hear somebody snoring.

What's that sound?

It's not Murray or Greg.

Anthony's awake, so let's
have another guess now.

Oh, my goodness,
it must be Jeff.

Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day's through.

[snoring]

Dorothy the Dinosaur is
munching on some roses.

Wags the Dog is
digging up bones.

Henry the Octopus is
dancing round in circles.

Wake up, Jeff, we
need you for the show.

Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day's through.

[yawn]

Can you keep that noise down?

I'm trying to sleep.

[upbeat music] Come on
now, come along with me.

We're taking a trip
on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship all
around the world

on the Good Ship Feathersword.

Come on now, come along with me.

Oh, we're taking a
trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship all
around the world

on the Good Ship Feathersword.

Oh!

[wordless singing]

My gallant crew, good morning.

ALL: Captain, good morning.

Oh, they don't
seem very happy.

Maybe my helium voice
will cheer them up.

there, me hearties.

ALL: (SQUEAKY VOICE) Ahoy
there, Captain Feathersword.

Oh, dear.

They seem so sad.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Tell the Captain what's wrong.

It can't be that bad.

Captain, don't
know how to tell you

this, but the crew and all
of us, we think we need

a pet on the SS Feathersword.

Elefterios is right, Captain.

We are sad because
we need a friend

to look after here on the ship.

[non-english speech]

We need a pet to love.

A pet to love.

Captain, it's not
much to ask, is it?

Please?

Oh.

All right then, me hearties.

You can have a pet on
board the SS Feathersword.

ALL: Hooray!

Fantastico!

Opa!

Beauty, mate!

Oh h* h*, but there's just
a few conditions, me hearties.

Firstly, it has to be a pet
that can entertain itself

while we're sailing the ship.

Secondly, it needs to be a pet
that fits into a small space

as there's not much room below.

And thirdly, it needs to
be a pet that can get wet.

After all, we are on
the ocean, me hearties.

If it meets all
these conditions,

then the pet's welcome on
board the Feathersword.

[music playing]

Woo hoo!

How about a dog?

A dog can entertain
himself while we're

sailing around the world.

But-- dogs don't
like getting too wet.

Woo hoo!

Oh, same goes for a cat.

Oh, but cats really don't
like getting wet either.

Woo hoo!

I was thinking about--

un cavallo.

But I guess horse
would be too big.

Oh.

Um.

[non-english speech]

We need a pet, tiny,
tiny pet, Caterina.

OK, a pet that
doesn't mind being wet.

[gasp] Well, that would
be a fish, wouldn't it?

They love water.

A small goldfish can fit into
a tiny aquarium in the cabin,

and it definitely
entertains itself swimming.

[cheering]

[upbeat music]

ALL: Ooh, aah.

Ooh, aah.

Whoa!

Wow!

I know the fish can
entertain itself,

but why don't we
give it a little bit

of our own entertainment,
me hearties?

Let's sing the "Goldfish" song.

[cheers]

[the wiggles, "goldfish"]


We're kind of young,
we're not old fish.

Our favorite thing
is to splash, splish.

We're just gold, goldfish.

Goldfish.

We think ourselves
brave and bold fish.

That's why we like
to splash, splish.

Ah, we're gold, goldfish.

Flip, flap, flop,
flop, flap, flip.

We just love to
swim all day long.

Goldfish.

We're not hot,
warm, or cold fish.

But we really like
to splash, splish.

Yes, we're gold, goldfish.

[wordless singing]

Goldfish.

We're not platinum,
we're goldfish.

Oh, we really love
to splash, splish.

'Cause we're gold, goldfish.

Flip, flap, flop,
flop, flap, flip.

We just love to
swim all day long.

Goldfish.

We're kind of young,
we're not old fish.

Our favorite thing
is to splash, splish.

'Cause we're gold, goldfish.

[wordless singing]

She's green.

She's got yellow spots.

She wears a white floppy hat.

She loves to eat roses.

But most of all,
she loves to dance.

Let's all dance with
Dorothy the Dinosaur.

[upbeat music]
Dorothy, Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Hey!

Hey!

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Dorothy's
Dance Class.

I'm Dorothy the
Dinosaur, and I hope

you're ready to
dance with a dinosaur

because I'm ready
to dance with you.

Put on your skates and slide
with our friends Lucy and Ben.

Hey!

Thanks, Dorothy.

Hi, everyone.

Today, Dorothy's dance
is the Ice Skater.

It's time to put
our ice skates on.

Excellent.

Can you move from side to side?

Use those arms.

Let's move this way, everyone.

And the other way.

Great ice skating.

Can you skate
really low, like this?

And can you pose like that?

[laugh] Great.

Let's all do the
ice skating dance--

BOTH: Together

[upbeat music]

I love the Ice Skater.

Move to the side, everyone.

[THE WIGGLES, "I CLIMB TEN
STAIRS"]



climb to get up to my home.

And every day, as I climb,
I count them as I go.

I count 1, 2, 3, 4,

He counts 1, 2, 3, 4,

When I get up to the top,
I climb back down again.

I count 10, 9, 8, 7,

He counts 10, 9, 8, 7,

Counting as I climb the
stairs is so much fun.

[barking] Wiggles House.

[upbeat music]
The Wiggles World.

In the Wiggles World.

You're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles World.

Guys, pasta's almost
ready to eat now.

Mm, that's great, Jeff.

I love your pasta.

That's because I only
use natural ingredients.

ALL: Mm, yummy, yummy.

Oh, it's getting
a bit cold in here.

I better close the kitchen door.

Well, that's good
thinking, Murray.

[doorbell rings]

That sounds like the doorbell.

There must be someone
at the front door now.

That's funny that the doorbell
is ringing, because we weren't

really expecting anyone.

We'd better go and
find out who it is.

[silly music]

[slurping]

Now, that is really strange.

There was nobody
at the front door.

I was sure I heard
the doorbell ring.

Me too.

Me three.

Me four.

Well, anyway, guess we better
get back to eating our pasta.

Hey!

Our pasta's gone.

Huh?
- Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

It's a good thing
I made extra pasta.

Oh, it really is, Jeff.

Thanks for making extra pasta.

Your pasta is beautiful.

That's because I use
natural ingredients.

ALL: Mm, yummy, yummy.

Murray, remember
the door you closed?

Mm-hmm.

Well, have a look-- it's open.

I better close it again.

[doorbell rings]

There's the doorbell again.

There must be someone
at the front door.

Wow.

We're still not expecting
anybody here at Wiggle House,

but yet again, the
doorbell has rung.

We'd better go
and see who it is.

Good thinking, Greg.

Thanks, Anthony.

[silly music]

[slurping]

Hey, you know, it's funny.

There's still nobody
at the front door.

[gasp] That's not all, Greg.

The pasta's gone.

And the back door is open again.

This is puzzling.

Very puzzling.

Very, very puzzling.

There's something
going on here,

and we need to find
out what it is.

Jeff, is there any more
of that pasta left?

There's still
enough for everyone.

Great.

This calls for some
serious detective work.

Let's recreate the scene.

Jeff, you dish up the pasta.

Yeah.

And I'll close the door,
just like I did before.

[doorbell rings]
There's the doorbell.

Guys, this time, you
go to the front door.

I'll wait here and find
out what's going on.

Come on, better hop to it.

[dramatic music]

Aha!

The mystery is solved.

Captain Feathersword
is the culprit.

Oh, no!

[laughter]

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

I'm so sorry, me hearties.

I couldn't help myself.

That's the best
pasta I've ever had.

Arr!

With all natural ingredients.

ALL: Mm.

Yummy, yummy.

[THE WIGGLES, "HERE COME THE
WIGGLES"] Well, here we are.

Well, here we are, getting
ready for the show.

Well, here we are.

Well, here we are, some
friends that you all know.

We'd like you to clap, and
sing, and dance along too.

Well, let's get ready to have
some fun 'cause our friends

will dance with you.

Here comes Henry, here comes
Henry, dancing with a twirl.

Here comes Henry,
here comes Henry,

from his underwater world.

Hello, everybody.

It's lovely to be here.

Now here comes another friend,
so let's all give a cheer.

Here comes Dorothy, here comes
Dorothy, munching on a rose.

Here comes Dorothy,
here comes Dorothy,

dancing everywhere she goes.

Hello, everybody.

It's lovely to be here.

Now here comes another friend,
so let's all give a cheer.

Here comes the
Captain, here comes

the Captain, tickling everyone.

Here comes the Captain,
here comes the Captain,

the fun has just begun.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

It's lovely to be here.

Now here comes another friend,
so let's all give a cheer.

Here comes Wagsy, here comes
Wagsy, running 'round the park.

[bark] Here comes
Wagsy, here comes

Wagsy, listen to him bark.

[barking]

Now let's all get ready to
dance 'cause everybody's here.

It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Dancing with their friends.

Hey!

It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Fun will never end.

Ahoy there.

We'd like you to clap, and
sing, and dance along too.

Now that everybody's
here, that'll be

so easy, that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

[clamoring]

Everybody, would you like
to come to a Wiggly Concert

with us?

Fantastic.

Now, at the concert, you can
sit down, relax, enjoy the show,

or you might like
to dance with us.

If you'd like to dance and
sing, here's what to do.

What we need you to do
is to clap three times.

Are you ready?


Perfect.

Now, put out your arms like
opera singers, and we sing--

[wordless singing] Oh,
you did that really well.

The next thing to do is
to bow to your partner.

Bow to the person next to you.

And then you turn around.

Yippee!

[laugh] You're doing it great.

Hands in the air,
rock-a-bye your bear.

Bear is now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

The bear is now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Everyone, we're all ready.

Let's go to the Wiggly Show and
sing "Rock-A-Bye Your Bear."

[THE WIGGLES, "ROCK A BYE YOUR
BEAR"] Arms up, everyone.

Let's all sway from side
to side, and we'll sing

"Rock-A-Bye Your Bear."

Great idea, Anthony.

Thank you, Greg.


[clapping] And everybody sing.

Really loud.

[wordless singing]
Bow to your partner.

Bow to the person next to you.

Then you turn around.

Yippee!

Hands in the air,
rock-a-bye your bear.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Arms up again, everyone.

Let's all sway
from side to side.

Hey, Jeff, are you
still awake over there?

I'm still awake, Greg.


[clapping] And everybody sing.

Really loud.

[wordless singing]
Bow to your partner.

G'day, mate.

G'day.

And then you turn around.

Yippee!

Hands in the air,
rock-a-bye your bear.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

[snoring] Bear's now asleep.

Well, everyone,
we had a great time

today at "The Wiggles Show."

We hope you had fun too.

We'd like to say goodbye,
but there's somebody missing.

Hey, wait for me.

ALL: Oh, Anthony.

Bye bye.

Bye.