01x06 - Who Is Supercow?

[bunniefuu]

Help! Somebody!

Help!

Oh, what's the matter, Chicken?

Don't you like my cooking?

Al rescate!

Oye, diablo, toma!

Hee hee!

Ugh!

Oh, I hate that Supercow.

Ohh...

Supercow! Supercow!

I got to know who is Supercow!

Think!

Ha ha ha.

I hate Supercow!

I must find her true identity.

Then I can die happy!

But where would I find her?

How could I get her attention?

I've got it!

We will return to our
feature presentation

of The Legend of
Piles the Beaver

after these messages.

Superheroes, are your
leotards starting to stink?

Are your briefs getting brittle?

Is your cape kind of cruddy?

Then come on down to the
Hiney Beau Dry Cleaners,

where if you're a superhero,

your cleaning is free.

Oh!

Now, whoever brings in
the Supercow outfit,

is the real Supercow.

Ooh! Sounds like I've
got my first customer.

We'll see you tomorrow!

Corn cobb man?

There's a lot of sick
people in this town.

That Supercow costume

has got to be in here somewhere!

Oh! Ha ha ha ha!

At last I'll find out
who Supercow really is.

Wash!

Dry!

Oops...

Fabric softener.

Starch!

Press.

Ooh, voila!

Now, all I have to
do is wait and see

who picks it up.

Can you be helped?

Yeah. I'm here to
pick up that costume.

What? This?

Yeah. The one in your hand.

Are you sure this is yours?

Yeah. I got the claim
check, do I not?

I'm curious.

What is it you put in
these 4 holes, hmm?

Give me that!

I am picking it up
as a favor, already!

Ahh... eeh!

Hmm...

Ooh... Cow and Chicken's house.

Supercow must be inside...

But how do I tell who it is?

Hmm... what do I
know about Supercow?

Oh! She speaks spanish.

♪ La la la ♪

Hola!

Anyone here speaka el española?

Oh, I'm so sorry,

but I do not understand
a thing you are saying.

Bye-bye now.

Hmm...

Help!

Oh, superhero down.

Need assistance.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I can't do anything.

I'm just a little cow.

Good luck.

Ooh!

Aah!

What else do I know
about Supercow?

What else?

Ok, think!

A, she speaks spanish.



I'm just a little cow.

Oh, that's it!

She's a cow!

Hello.

Hello.

Did you just say you were a cow?

Uh-huh.

Aha! Got you!

Help! Help, big brother! Help!

No!

But what could I do?

I'm just a little chicken!

Then get Supercow!

Yeah! Supercow!

Heh heh heh!

Without you, Cow,

I'll have no problem picking
on that little chicken.

Well, Cow...

Are you ready for your
free steam cleaning?

Supercow!

Aha!

Oye, ¿donde esta el baño?

I don't know what you just said,

but I don't like the
way you said it!

Bllllluu!

Ugh!

Oh, you did it, big brother!

You saved me!

Yeah, I did, didn't I?

Uuugh!

Supercow!

Oh, that wasn't so bad.

Hey, what happened
to our costumes?

Someone's going to pay for this!

Take this!

Ow! Ow!

I take that back.

This is... real bad.

Ah, ha ha ha!

Want to play on the trampoline?

No. Anyways, we don't
have no trampoline...

Idiot!

Yes, huh!

Wow! This is great, Cow!
Where'd you get it?

Eek!

Hey, come back here

and fight like a man, Cow!

♪ You don't need pants
for the victory dance ♪

♪ 'Cause Baboon
better than Weasel ♪

♪ I.R. Baboon, big
star of cartoon ♪

I.M. Weasel!

♪ I.R. Baboon reigns
king in his mind ♪

♪ He's just as good as
the weaselly kind ♪

♪ But round every corner,
he's likely to find... ♪

I.M. Weasel.

I.M. Weasel.

I.M. Weasel!

Interesting.

Ok.

Bon voyage.

Now, I fast to be big shot
in bathysphere circuit.

I wanted entire life

to be captain for bathysphere.

♪ I.R. captain for bathysphere! ♪

♪ I.R. captain for bathysphere! ♪

Hey, look. A deep-sea tour.

That would be fun.
What do you say, guys?

Ahh...

Yoo-hoo!

Mr. Bathysphere man!

Welcome for tour...

With deep sea of mystery.

Oh!

Uhh...

I hope this is enough to get you
a bus ticket back to Cleveland.

Oh, h* h*!

Thank you, kind sir!

It's the weasel. It's I.M.
Weasel, I tell you.

Are you sure?

I'm positive!

Mr. Weasel!

Yes.

Your advice saved my marriage.

Thank you.

Oh, I am so very glad.

Oh, I love you, too, Mr. Weasel.

I named my son after you.

I am truly honored.

Hello, little weasel.

Help!

Help!

Help! Help!

Why little girl have beard?

Well, my mom was a lady,
and my dad was a man.

Hmm?

Here we at jellyfish fathom.

Jelly not good for
sandwichy thing.

Here we at dolphin fathom.

Aah!

Holy mackerel!

Judging by the size and
amount of those bubbles,

it appears that a bathysphere's
careening out of control

to the ocean floor
with children aboard!

Ah, bonjour, Weasel,

my dear old friend.

How can I help you?

Check out the bubbles, Jack.

Sacre bleu!

There are children
inside the bathysphere,

and the bathysphere--
she is out of control!

Excuse me.

Heads up. Coming through.

Aah!

Aah!

Yay!

You here for to take away
bathysphere license of I.R.?

No, but I'd turn it in to
the proper authorities

if I were you.

I'm hungry!

Hmm...

I.R. captain here!

I.R. responsible for feeding!

But how do we eat them?

You... suck.

Hmm!

Banana!

Hmm! Mine's blueberry!

I.R. cook tubeworm steak!

Extra rare.

Ew!

Hmm...

This tubeworm mucus
appears to be a form

of high-carbon super
polymer rubber cement!

Yay!

Weasel! Go, Weasel!

You subverted my authority!

I.R. captain here, not Weasel!

Hiyah!

I do hate it when I'm
forced into violence.

Come, children.

I've calculated that if
we push the bathysphere

into one of these
upward-flowing waterfalls,

we will catch the undersea
gulf stream current

which will take us to shore.

Ooh!

Ole!

Ay, ay! Ha ha ha!

El license, por favor.

I know I have license somewhere.