♪ Mama had a chicken. ♪
♪ Mama had a cow. ♪
♪ Dad was proud, he didn't care how. ♪
♪ Cow! ♪
♪ Chicken! ♪
♪ Cow and Chicken! ♪
Oh, I am bored.
No one will play with me.
I'm a big, fat, friendless loser!
Oh, somewheres there is someone
who wants to play with
a little cow named Cow.
Mr. Fly!
You have answered my Cow Prayer!
Have you come to be my friend?
Oh, please! Please say yes!
I take that as a "yes!"
Oh, we are going to be the best-est friends!
We will have...
Picnics in the park.
Rides on my tricycle.
And someday,
on that most wonderful day of days,
you will be at my wedding!
♪ This is my new best friend! ♪
♪ This is my new best friend! ♪
Hey, Brother!
Look at my new best friend!
This better be good, Cow.
Look at my new best friend!
What? A raisin?
No, silly! Look closer!
Gross!
That is the most icky,
disgustin' thing I have ever see'd.
I feel sorry for the fly.
How about a spot of tea, Fly?
Would you like some milk?
Now, you wait here,
while I go get Crabs, The Warthog.
Chicken, no!
Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it!
Oh, Fly!
Oh, thank goodness you are okay.
I'm glad somebody is.
Are you still playin'
with that dumb fly, Cow?
He is not a "dumb fly"!
In fact, he's quite the opposite.
Today, I will be demonstrating
his homing abilities.
Watch as he flies off,
then returns to me, his best-est friend.
Fly!
Boy, that is some smart
fly friend youse got there.
Fly?
Fly?
See? He came back!
Just like a hawk and it's...
it's hawk person friend.
Dad? Will you tell Cow how dumb
it is to have a stupid fly for a friend?
A fly?
Jumpin' grandma on a stick!
It's a... It's a... It's a fly!
Honey? Call the Fly Exterminator.
Sweet mother hog!
Hello? Fly Exterminator?
We have a fly infestation.
Could you come over... right away?
Sorry it took me so long.
I had to drop off my pants at the cleaners.
Well, all right! Where's the fly infestation?
Looks like I picked the right nostril.
Fresh pepper, ma'am?
Just say "when..."
When.
That's the old pepper!
My Fly!
If you did anything to m*rder my friend, I'll...
Well, I just don't know what I'll do!
Oh, don't worry your fat little head.
He's only... stunned.
Fly!
Stand back! I'm going to give him C.R.P.
Live!
No!
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
to pay our last respects
to my best-est friend,
Fly.
Case closed.
Oh, I am so sorry I hurt your...
k*lled.
All right, k*lled... your friend.
I know... I know!
A weeny?
It was my lunch.
But I suppose it could be your friend.
Here!
Oh, thank you, Mr. Exterminator Person!
Oh, weeny!
We will have such a lovely time together!
Picnics, rides taped to my tricycle,
and on my day of days,
you will be at my wedding!
Oh, I love you so much,
my little, little weeny!
How are you at exterminatin' weenies?
Geez!
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03x05 - Cow Fly
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Series focuses on the misadventures of two unlikely yet somehow biological siblings: the sweet-natured, dim, ecstatic, anthropomorphic Cow and her cynical older brother Chicken.
Series focuses on the misadventures of two unlikely yet somehow biological siblings: the sweet-natured, dim, ecstatic, anthropomorphic Cow and her cynical older brother Chicken.