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03x01 - Road Trips & Reunions

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Austin & Ally". Aired: December 2, 2011 – January 10, 2016.*
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Set in Miami, Florida, the series focuses on the relationship between two very different musicians: extroverted and fun-loving singer and instrumentalist Austin Moon and introverted and awkward songwriter Ally Dawson, who is also a singer, but has a bad case of stage fright.

03x01 - Road Trips & Reunions

Post by bunniefuu »

Guess who's back from
Austin's first big tour?

Oh, Trish, Dez!

Oh my goodness.

I brought you a souvenir. An actual
Philly Cheese Steak from Philadelphia.

Is that mold?

It was from our first
stop two months ago.

Yeah, I have this thing about not
eating food that'll make me sick.

More for me.

So how's your album
coming along?

Well, I have six songs recorded.

But for some reason I can't
finish writing any new ones.

I've just been distracted
thinking about...

Ally?

Austin.

Ally?

What?

I was just showing the
delivery guy a new dance move.

You're doing great, Frank.

I'm worried about you, Sweetie.

Every time I come down here
you're twirling someone.

What can I say? I love dancing.

Austin's gonna be gone on
tour for another month.

Are you sure you'll be
able to last that long?

Dad, I'm having enough trouble
trying to finish these songs.

Austin is the furthest
thing from my mind.

Somebody order a pizza?

I'm here for my
Sousaphone lesson.

What are you looking at?

Okay.

Maybe I miss Austin a little.

Yes, honey.

Yes, you do.

♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.


♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.


♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.


♪ You're the perfect chord.

♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.


♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.


♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"

♪ And we'll keep rockin'.

♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.


♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.


♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.


♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.


♪ I own this dream.

♪ 'Cause I got you with me.

♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.


♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.


♪ Chasing the beat of my heart.

♪ Been counting every
second of the day.


♪ I'm dying to be
seeing your face.


♪ Wishing you were at the door.

♪ Can't take another
minute more.


♪ Some way and somehow.
I'm through...


♪ Anticipating.

♪ Anticipating.

♪ Oh-oh.

♪ Right here and right now.
It's true.


♪ Instead of waiting.

♪ Instead of waiting.

♪ Oh!

♪ I'm going home and
I'm coming to you.


♪ Chasing the beat of my heart.

♪ Heading for all that I knew.

♪ Chasing the beat of my heart.

♪ Oh-ohh-whoa.

♪ You and I.

- ♪Oh-ohh-whoa.
- ♪Together again.


♪ Oh-ohh-whoa.

♪ You and I.

♪ Chasing the beat of my heart.

♪ Oh.

♪ So can you heart it?

♪ C-can you hear it?

♪ It's beating out of me.

♪ Oh oh oh.

♪ Can you hear it?

♪ Hey, hey, can you hear it?

♪ It's where I want to be.

- ♪Oh-ohh-whoa.
- ♪Yeah.


♪ You and I.

- ♪Oh-ohh-whoa.
- ♪Together again.


♪ Oh-ohh-whoa.

♪ You and I.

♪ Chasing the beat of my heart!

Good night, Chicago!

Ally, you're here.

He's doing it again.

Wow. He must really miss Ally.

Or he just really likes
security guards.

Yeah, it's probably
the Ally thing.

Congratulations.

You each purchased a V.I.P. autograph
and photo session with Austin Moon.

Everybody's gonna get a turn.

So when he gets here let's all
behave in a nice orderly fashion.

Whoa.

Ow! Hey!

- Whoa!
- Guys! I got his sock! I got his sock!

Mine.

I need that.

Okay. Everybody drop the clothes.
Get off the bus.

Let's go. Give me this.

- Not you, Dez.
- Oh.

If we're gonna keep doing
these meet and greets,

I'm gonna need to
wear more clothes.

Hey, it's Ally.

Hey, everybody.

- Hi, Ally.
- I miss you.

How was Chicago?

Amazing. All three
nights sold out.

I ate an entire deep dish pizza
on the top of the Sears Tower.

And I got to watch Dez throw
up an entire deep dish pizza

off the top of the Sears Tower.

Well, I had a pretty
exciting weekend too.

You know that yellow top
I got for my birthday?

The cross-back knit
sleeveless v-neck?

Uh...

Yeah.

Anyway, I spilled
some jelly on it.

I thought I would never
get that stain out.

But get this, I took some tonic water,
mixed it with baking soda and...

I just realized my weekend
wasn't as exciting as yours.

Clearly.

Finish the story. What happened?

I got the stain out.

Yes! Great story. Tell it again.

Dez.

Ally, I'm only gonna be on
tour for a few more weeks.

Maybe it's time for you
to use that thing.

What thing?

The thing I put in
the card I gave her.

The thing that you put in
the card that you gave her?

Guys, Austin gave me a
plane ticket to anywhere

so that I could meet up with
you wherever you are on tour.

How romantic.

Ally, you have to come meet us.

But I still have all these songs
that I'm having trouble finishing.

Maybe you need a few days off.

I'm not sure.

- Do it! Do it!
- Come on. Please, please?

You know what? I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna join you guys on tour.

- All right!
- Yes!

I just have to be
back by Monday.

I have a meeting
with Ronnie Ramone.

So where's your next stop?

Uh, Portland.

Okay then. I'll see you
guys tomorrow in Portland.

I can't wait to hear the
stain story in person.

Ally, where are you?

I just got off the plane.
Where are you guys?

Uh, we're by gate 27.

Me too. I don't see you.

Like your song.

♪ We're at the airport.

♪ But you don't see me.

♪ You got off the plane.

♪ But you don't see me. I...

Stop it.

I don't get it. How can
we be at the same gate

in the same airport and
not see each other?

Because maybe we're not
at the same airport?

Which Portland are you in?

Portland, Oregon.

I'm in Portland, Maine.

There are two Portlands?
Why would they do that?

I don't know why they do
that or who "they" are.

But now I'm 3,000
miles away from you.

That's why she doesn't see us.

♪ She's in the wrong state.

♪ So she don't see me...

♪ So she don't see me...

Thanks.

So I guess I can catch the
next flight into Washington.

That gets in at 9:00
in the morning.

We'll still get to spend
two full days together.

Well, two days are
better than nothing.

Wait, do you have enough
money for a ticket?

Because we don't have a way to get
you any cash before the flight.

Yeah, my dad gave me
some emergency funds.

- See you guys tomorrow.
- Bye.

Eight dollars and a coupon
for a free car wash?

And it's expired.

Guess I'll have to raise
the money myself.

♪ I've been wishing for...

♪ Something missing.

♪ To fill this empty space.

♪ To fill this empty space.

♪ To show the person
behind the curtain.


♪ To show the person
behind the curtain.


♪ So you'll understand...

♪ Who I really am.

♪ Who I really am.

♪ The me that you don't see.

♪ Is praying there's a chance,

♪ you still believe.

♪ Tell me that I'm worth it.

♪ I'll prove that I deserve it.

♪ And I can be.

♪ And I can be.

♪ The me that you don't see.

♪ Is praying there's a chance,

♪ you still believe.

♪ Tell me that I'm worth it.

♪ I'll prove that I deserve it.

♪ And I can be.

♪ And I can be.

♪ The me that you don't see...

♪ The me that you don't see...

I would have asked to borrow it, but
you just looked so peaceful sleeping.

You're a lot less peaceful
when you're awake.

Okay, if I roll a three
that means I win.

Come on, three.

Let's see that three.

Give me a three.
Give me a three.

Will you just roll
the dice already?

Three. It's a three!

Oops. I accidentally
knocked over the board.

Now we'll never know who won.

That's fine with me.

Not everything in life
is a competition.

Ha! Beat you. I win.

Ha! Beat you again.

Seriously?

Come on.

How cool is it that we're on
the same bathroom schedule?

So cool.

I'm gonna go use the
bathroom in the rest stop.

Here. Thanks for letting
me use your toothbrush.

I didn't say you could
use my toothbrush.

I said tooth paste.

Pfft! I know. I
was just kidding.

Here's your toothbrush
that I didn't use.

Hmm. It's Ally.

Hello?

What do you mean you
missed your plane?

Are you serious?

She missed the plane?
Aw, come on.

Surprise!

Ally, what are you doing here?

I thought we were gonna pick
you up from the airport?

My plane landed early and I
wanted to surprise you guys.

- Dez!
- Don't sneak up on people like that.

What were you thinking? You
scared the heck out of me.

Anyway.

Ally, I missed you.

- Where's Austin?
- He's still asleep.

Let's go sneak up on him and
scare the heck out of him.

Surprise!

I know.

Surpri...

He's not in here either.

Remind me to lock the door when
I use the bathroom on the bus.

Yeah.

If Austin isn't here,
then where is he?

I can't believe Austin Moon
is actually on our bus.

I must have gotten on your
bus by mistake last night.

- Where are we?
- How would I know? I'm a little girl.

But we've been driving all night
since we left that rest stop.

Seriously? No, you need to turn around.
You need to take me back to Washington.

We can't.

We're on our way to the
Buttercup Jamboree.

I can't believe I'm trapped on a bus
with a bunch of screaming Buttercups.

I know!

Nobody's seen him.

I looked everywhere.
He's not here.

So he just left his phone
on the bus and disappeared?

- Found 'em.
- Where is he?

Austin? I have no
idea where he is.

I found Crunchkins!

The crunchiest cheese
puffs in the world.

They sell them at the
vending machine here.

I got two bags.

Hey, this is Austin Moon. You've reached
Hilary B.'s phone. Leave a message. Bam.

Hey, this is Austin Moon. You've reached
Hilary H.'s phone. Leave a message. Bam.

Okay. That's everyone's
outgoing message.

Now can I please use your phone
to call one of my friends?

- I can't believe Austin Moon...
- I know what you're gonna say.

You can't believe Austin Moon
is gonna use your phone.

I can't believe Austin Moon
knew what I was gonna say.

Oh.

Hello? Austin?

You're where?

You're gonna what?

I can't here you. Dez,
please stop crunching.

Go ahead, Austin.

Yes. Dez finally found Crunchkins.
What's going on?

Yeah, so now we're in Idaho.

And they're gonna drop me
off at the nearest airport.

Hopefully I won't have to wait too
long to catch the next flight.

I can't wait to see you.

I can't wait to see you too.

I'm just bummed that now we only
have one day to spend together.

Hey, cheer up. A whole day is
better than two half days.

Actually, two half days
are the same as...

Never mind.

Well, I'll see you
in Washington.

I'll be there.

I just have to finish making


I don't see him.

You don't think he
missed his flight?

- Found 'em.
- Where is he?

Huh? Oh, not Austin.

Flame O's. The world's
hottest cheese puffs.

You can only get
these in airports.

Mmm.

Hot hot!

- Austin?
- Hot hot hot hot!

Dez, shh. Go ahead, Austin.

Yes, Dez finally found Flame O's.
Where are you?

I just got off the plane.
Where are you guys?

We're by the arrival gate.

I don't see you.

You're in Washington
D.C., aren't you?

Yeah.

Why?

We're in Washington State.

There are two Washingtons?

Why do they keep doing that?

I can't believe we're


This stinks.

By the time you get here, we'll
only have a half hour together.

Well, I don't care how
much time we have.

I just want to see you.

I just want to see you too.

You know who else
wants to see you?


for tonight's concert.

You better be on the next flight. You're
supposed to be on stage in eight hours.

I'll be there in six. Okay, bye.

Don't worry, Ally.

He'll make it.

Oh... sorry. I'll get it.

It's coming right out.

Austin Austin Austin!

Austin Austin Austin!

He was supposed to be on
stage 20 minutes ago.

- This isn't good.
- My plane is gonna take off soon.

I can't believe I'm
not gonna see him.

I found 'em.

Little Golden Toes.

Nobody cares about
your dumb snacks.

No, I found Austin. I always
call him Little Golden Toes.

Ally!

Austin.

- I missed you.
- I missed you too.

I hate to break this up, but Little
Golden Toes needs to get on stage.

Hey, only Dez can call me that.

I am so glad you're here.

I'll see you after the show?

Austin, I can't.

You got here so late, I have to
leave before the show is over.

Oh.

After all we went through to
get together and that's it?

I guess this is goodbye.

Seattle, are you ready to rock?!

Sorry Seattle, uh...

Just give me one second.

Ally, please stay.

Oh.

Austin, I wish I could.

I have that meeting with
Ronnie Ramone tomorrow.

I know.

I just thought I'd
give it a shot.

It's just that everything's
better with you.

My singing's better.
My dancing's better.

My everything's better.

I know.

And I write better
when you're around.

Yeah. We make a good team.

Sorry.

I...

Should get back.

Seattle, are you
ready to do this?

Um...

My bad, Seattle.

Um, just give me a second.
Last time, I promise.

Okay.

I finally realized why I've had
so much trouble finishing songs.

I need somebody to
bounce my ideas off of.

I need inspiration.

I need you.

That means a lot.

- I'm gonna miss you.
- Wait wait.

I was thinking...

What's the point of going to a meeting
with a bunch of unfinished songs?

Wouldn't it make more sense to reschedule
the meeting and go in with finished songs?

Yeah. It makes sense to me.

Well, see you.

Wait, no! Austin.

I want you to help
me finish the songs.

I'm gonna stay with you
for the rest of the tour.

Yes!

Austin Austin Austin!

I hate to break this up again, but 10,000
people are kind of waiting for you.

Right.

I'm so happy you're
gonna stay with us.

Me too.

Oh. Sorry.

It gets out.

Guys, I'm so glad Ally's going to
spend the rest of the tour with us.

The next few weeks are
going to be so much fun.

Yeah... Let's go wake her up
and scare the heck out of her.

Okay shh, shh, shh...

- Shh!
- Shh!

Shh!

Surprise!

I can't believe I'm actually
on Austin Moon's tour bus!

Uh, where's Ally?

You've got to be kidding me.