02x13 - The Three Amigas/Sleeping Ugly

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where uh

knows

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hmm

what are you doing lunch no what are you

doing here there's obviously no room for

you

no room no room for you

let's see how can i explain

this is a royal seat fit for a princess

are you a princess

no

so please get lost you're cracked hey

hermione might mind if i share your

space promise i'll be quiet

i um

thoroughly enjoyed your report this

morning on the art and culture of

contemporary hip hop thanks it reminded

me of my own studies of the little works

of treasure

i kind of like that guy chaucer you

can't understand a word he says but he's

pretty funny oh yes he is

mike must be desperate she's talking to

hermione

how sad

trying to make it look like she's having

fun for my benefit it was cool talking

to you hermione yes

i earnestly enjoyed our discussions well

see you friday friday what don't tell me

you're eating with hermione again

hermione invited me over for a slumber

party oh how awful

they probably live in some dark hole in

a stinky old dirt hill actually they

have a pool

oh

guys see you tomorrow try to have fun in

hermione's i join you but me and

lancelot already have plans for our own

party i'm sure mike has a good reason

for not inviting us to the slumber party

she knew i'd be bored out of my skull

who cares about their stupid party

anyway

not now lancelot

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what are you doing here hey

the party can't start without you

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wait a second

something's weird here how come i've

never noticed this before this is

hermione's new castle come on

darling

we've been waiting for you

where's the poor

my grand glorious golden throne awaits

you dear lou a seat fit for a princess

ah a perfect fit

sorry though

it's our only chance lancelot

lancelot

oh lancelot you don't think my dream has

anything to do with my suppressed guilt

for not letting mike sit with me and my

subsequent hurt feelings when she got

invited to hermione's party and i didn't

do you

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oh now really lancelot how could they do

that to me girls are so insensitive

mike was my friend first right liz a lot

i said right lancelot

lancelot what are you saying mike and i

aren't friends

well

i'll show her

i'm going to make mike my best friend

whether she likes it or not

hi mike miss me uh okay well i got you a

little something while you were away

that'll remind you of me always oh boy

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we'll both wear these forever and ever

and ever best friend don't you mean st

end

you are too funny now i've got another

surprise i've planned the whole day for

us first we can play dress-up then smush

the turtle then uh

that sounds all great but um i was just

gonna hang with hermione today oh well

mind if i come along

great

good shot hermione

here let me show you how it's done mike

oh so that's how it's done

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maybe she should have invented a

different game

oh how trendy

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hi mike

oh you got a nose bone too

so hey uh did yours hurt oh

it's just a clip-on it's so much more

civilized

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it's dinner time

bye mikey

see you hermie

mikey hear me

wait

hey what you reading no from hermione oh

well i i really enjoyed our day together

huh oh sure

yeah we got to do it again sometime

like tomorrow

only i was thinking maybe not with

hermione um

it worked all my hard work and

thoughtfulness paid off mikey really

likes me

what are you doing calling hermione on

the phone we don't have phones here i

know i had dog make one so i could call

hermione

hey army so you want to come over

tonight

great um

is there something maybe you want to ask

me uh

um yeah could you close the door on your

way out

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lancelot this is it i must go to that

party i will go to that party

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[Laughter]

do you hear that that's a lot having all

that fun in there and laughing what are

they laughing about

i think they're laughing at me

calm down

you'll show them

you'll do the mature thing and rise

above it yep

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ladies

would you mind keeping your noise level

down i'm doing an important experiment

on rem sleep and in order to conduct

this experiment i must sleep sorry ugg

yeah

sorry oh

a boy in mike's room that's it if they

don't want to have fun with me at their

party i'm going to tell marjorie and

then they'll be no more party

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halo i was just passing by

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hey hermione remember when we went

snorkeling yesterday that was so cool i

had such a great time until you know

what happened

[Laughter]

i couldn't believe when that shot and

and then we

ha ha

ha

hey drink remember when we sat on mike's

bed and listened to her and hermione not

include me in their hilarious trip down

memory lane what look

hey i know let's make a crank call

what's that it's when you make a phony

phone call to someone we can call haggis

and baggas ooh let's

ah

this isn't as fun as i remember

let's paint our nails instead

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last night was lots of fun

i can't wait to do it again yeah i look

great in pews

see you soon

bye hermie

thanks for inviting me to your party

mike that was really

you know

nice actually i didn't think you'd want

to come it was hermione's idea to invite

you

miney wanted to invite me

mike wasn't trying to exclude me

this is great

it gives me the perfect opportunity to

exclude her

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oh stop that it's just hermione coming

to my slumber party

mike is gonna die when she hears about

this

coming hermione my new bf

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hermione couldn't come oh

she's busy no

she don't like you but we do

i've been had

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trees

flowers

more flowers more trees

boring

how did i end up on an island where you

can put the entire population inside a

minivan i've seen every rock every bush

and every tree about a thousand times

there's got to be something i haven't

seen before hey

what's this

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keep away from what no no no

for whom

be it a handsome prince one kiss shall

awaken this beauty

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i kissed it

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wow

a beautiful

sleeping princess type deal

maybe not so cool

my friends not me quick europe you

kissed me no someone kissed me it was an

accident i tell you i didn't mean to i

tripped i fell i i'm not

i'm not young oh and he's definitely not

a prince look pal a deal's a deal been

asleep for hundreds of years not getting

any younger i was promised to prince

when i woke up and since there's no one

here but this pitiful mealy-mouthed

excuse for a girl

you're it

where you going we have to plan our

wedding ah

true love

and the gouge should be silk brocade

with those little pearl drops a tap in a

trade and a three-tiered tiara go away

have you got the rings oh never mind

i'll get the rings you get the flowers i

want lots of flowers i don't want you

taking this the wrong way what what but

get out of my cave i'm not going

anywhere i've got a contract why that's

merely a bill of goods my

great-grandfather sold you to shut you

up yes money well it didn't work cause

i'm here and you're here and we're

getting married it says right here i get

up and if i'm not happy i get it all

you get my cave it's not much but i

could tear it down to build an ice condo

what's for lunch i could eat an elephant

socks at all

have some back brew good for the

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oh just right

wait a minute something's not right

you're telling me

my life is over now now it's something

else something much bigger

something much more important something

of universal consequences

someone has been sitting in my chair of

course someone's been sitting in your

chair it's a chair that's what they're

made for you lump look if we're going to

be married you're going to have to be a

lot more sensitive to my needs but don't

worry i'll help you

this love thing is tiring i need my

beauty sleep beauty coma more like it

what we got under here a bunch of lumps

clean it up

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come on before i get cranky

yeah at long last

it's still lumpy i need another mattress

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fair enough check this fudge

no well i'll be a son of a teapot

better no

how about now

now

bronco this one hate the fabric how

about this one victory

thanks my fish i never sleep unclear

i've just remembered i've got a really

comfortable bed

back here in the really big back room

how long were you going to keep it from

me

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yeah that'll send her back to sleep

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hey get up off your lazy posterior do

something about that face step a person

could get height

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this will do the trick

this magic apple has enough sleeping

potion in it to knock out a full

regiment of afghanistan

and their horses

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ought to be enough

go ahead terry it's a good apple

possibly even a great

apple

no don't

sh**t yourself

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now you'll be sleeping like a rock not

before i have a proper meal what else

have you got buddy

cookies and warm milk

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[Applause]

feeling drowsy not even a teeny tiny bit

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go to sleep my lady

go to sleep

like a sweet baby

go to sleep

lay your head up on your pillow

while the sun falls off behind the

willow

and

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well if you're not going to sleep make

yourself useful spin this cross into

gold

but have a care not to prick your finger

they'll say dreaded sleeping sickness

before you look bubby sweetie baby i

don't do windows i don't type and i

definitely don't spin

ouchy

yes miss hortons excuse me but what well

since although i am very charming i am

not your prince charming i felt it my

duty to go out and find

it

oh

isn't he just the cutest little thing

give us a little kiss he can see

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oh my

princess turned into an alligator

not so fast buster

but your mind

it's all your fault you've got to do

something i think she's going to marry

my alligator how horrible i know the

alligator is most depressed come on

queeks how bad can it be she's just a

little old lady

and besides she's crazy about you not

too good with housekeeping though my

ceremonial rum my chicken bones my lawn

bowling trophy he wasn't much of a

prince but he makes a famous handbag

you've got to make her go away before

she utterly ruins my life

stay

oh magic mirror on the wall speak to me

hear my call

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that thing is broken

my leader this whole place is a mess and

i've got to clean it up

why must i do everything myself that's

my sacred chicken mask how do you expect

anyone to live like this it's a big

story maybe you two weren't meant to be

together why do i have to be the one who

cleans up your medicines

how could you be such a slob mother slap

oh just get out of the way

you're right she's gotta go my life is

over hold on quakes there's gotta be

something fairy tales always have some

kind of magic solution ah this is no

fairytale it's a nightmare is what it is

what's that an arrow and what's the

gibberish beside it say

i believe it

says yes

yes what

says

in case of emergency

break glass

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wasn't much of a prince and it wasn't

much of a handbag either dawn thing was

never where i put it miss hortense could

you come here for a second what do you

want now can't you see i'm busy why is

it always

oh

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good night sweet princess

sweet dreams

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hi h* everyone so

who is the lucky recipient of my kiss

gosh look at the time

on snowflake

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people make me crazy but i found a

personal cure as some say i'm lazy but

i'm not so sure lastly

i've had a long and tiring day

leave me alone

get out of my life i'm trying to sleep

whatever you want i'm sure it will keep

my

sleep

don't you people have anything better to

do than look like an old man sleeping

go away

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