04x07 - Get Shovelized/T Is for Trouble

[bunniefuu]

- 1! 2! 3! Huh!

Baby!

Sassy!

Studly!

Cool!

Check the pecs!

Huh! Ha! Huh!

Man, i'm pretty.
Do the monkey with me!

Come on!

Hey, there, baby.

Yeah, whatever.

[buzz]

Huh!

Extra stretch, go!

[grunting]

Abs, go!

Legs, go!

Curls, go!

Mouth, go!

- Do you want more

from your workouts?

Well, dig no deeper,

Unless you're digging

withThe shovelizer!

- The shovelizer?

- The shovelizer is like

no other exercise system

On the market.

- That's right.

The shovelizer combines

advanced exercise physiology

With the time-honored tradition

of fine digging.

To guarantee you

the ultimate workout.

- I can really feel the burn.

- Do not attempt at home.

Professional shoveler

on a closed dig.

- The shovelizer

buries the competition.

- So, dig your way

to a better you and

- How can i forget

the time-honored tradition

Of fine digging?

No wonder

i'm getting so soft.

Yeah. Send me one

of those the shovelizers.

Fast.

- [children laughing]

[children laughing]

- Oh, boy!

It's finally here!

All behold the glory of

The shovelizer.

- Looks like a regular

old shovel to me.

- And a rusty one at that.

- I have 10 shovels

just like it.

- Oh, yeah?

Well, could a regular old

rusty shovel doThis?

- Yeah.

- Enough of your naysaying,

neigh-sayers.

It's time

for johnny bravo to

Get shovelized!

"to use your shovelizer,

"insert shovelizer into ground

and/or ground substitute,

And lift."

Sounds pretty tricky,

but let's give it a whirl.

So far, so good. Huh!

[grunting]

Man, all this shovelizing

has made me mighty hungry.

Time for a johnny snack.

Johnny likes it.

Come on, shovelizer.

We got a lot more

working out to do.

- Not so fast, johnny.

You're not going anywhere till

you take care of your chores.

- Aw

I'll get right on it.

[whistles]

[grunting]

- Hi, johnny.

Check these out.

I just got my teeth

professionally waxed

and whitened.

[cat howling]

- Not bad.

All right, shovelizer,

Time for the real test.

Huh!

I look shovelrific!

And i owe it all to you,

shovelizer.

Get ready for the night

of your life.

I'll have

the peanut butter special.

Heavy on the refried bananas.

- And for the shovel?

- The same,

but hold the jelly.

So, what do you like to do when

you're not shovelizing up stuff?

- Is that the shovelizer?

- Sure is.

- Mind if i cut in?

- Uh, yeah.

- My bad.

- If it doesn't work out.

Uh! Hot diggity!

- I've had

a really great time today.

Being around you has made me

a--huh--buffer man.

- You dig?

- I can dig it.

Well, i guess

we should be heading home.

Got a big day tomorrow.

[buzz]

Mama, if anybody needs me,

I'm off shovelizing!

- shovel, shovel,

shovel, shovel

i'm a shovelizin' man,

i'm a shovelizin' man

i'm gonna shovelize

everywhere i can

from the top

of a dirt pile

to a mound of marzipan

i'm a shovelizin',

shovelizin' man

i'm a shovelizin' man,

i'm a shovelizin' man

i'm gonna shovelize

everywhere i can

from a hole in the ground

yonder

to a castle made of sand

i'm a shovelizin',

shovelizin' man

- Ha har!

- Hey, look at me.

I'm digging up stuff.

Hyah!

Ha ha! Play it, boys.

- Arrgh!

- Yee-ha!

- i'm a shovelizin',

shovelizin' man

- [growls]

- It's incredible!

I've never seen

anything like it!

- Why, thank you.

I got it off of tv.

- Ohh

- My prized posies!

- My prized poodles!

- My prized prizes!

- Mm-hmm!

That was--huh! Huh--

some sort of workout.

[doorbell rings]

time to hit the--hey!

Who could that be?

- [mob shouting]

- Uh

- You fancy yourself a shoveler,

do you?

- Well, i do have

a fancy shovel.

- Well, i'm with

the diggers union.

You got a license to dig

with that fancy shovel?

- Someone at the door, johnny?

- Wrong number.

- [mob shouting]

- I gotta get out of here!

I didn't really think this

through, did i?

Uh-oh!

I can feel the burn!

We're saved!

And we dug all the way

to china!

No! Shovelizer!

Don't do this to me!

Don't do this to me!

We've been through too much!

[crying]

How will i ever replace you?

- Let me guess.

Shovelizer?

Uh! That is so 11 minutes ago.

What you need

is a super sleigh blaster!

- Super sleigh blaster?

- That's right.

The super sleigh blaster

combines advanced

exercise physiology

With the time-honored tradition

of fine mushing.

- I'll take it!

[growling, barking]

[howls]

- Yeah, i'd like

two french toast tacos

And a maple salsa shake.

And deliver 'em

straight to my mouth.

Courtesy of me--

Huh! Johnny bravo.

Huh!

[doorbell rings]

It's taco time!

- Johnny bravo?

- That's me.

- I'm mr. T. And i--

- Look, mister,

i'm kind of in a hurry,

So could you just make

with the tacos?

- Do i look like

i have your tacos?

- Yes.

- [growls]

- Uh, no?

What did you say

your name was again?

- First name: Mister.

Middle name: Period.

Last name: T.

- Does that "t" stand for taco?

- You crazy? The "t" don't stand

for no taco!

- Uh!

- The "t" stands for truthful

and trustworthy, which i am,

Integri-t, which i got.

"t" is for tuxedo jacket,

Tweed trousers,

and tam-o'shanter cap,

Which i don't need 'cause

I'm my own tailor.

I make my own threads.

- Ohh! Is "t" for

teeny-weeny, eeny-meeny,

yellow polka-dot bikini?

- No, fool.

"t" is for don't mess with me

when i'm verbalizin'.

- Hey, that doesn't start

with a "t."

- The "t" is silent.

- But--

- i said don't mess with me!

Now, quit your jibber-jabberin'

and listen up.

"t" is for trouble,

Which, according to this letter,

you're in a heap of.

- "dear mr. T.,

My name is johnny bravo."

Hey! That's my name, too.

"i go to aaron city

elementary school."

That's crazy! I went to

aaron city elementary school.

"every day at recess,

little ricky simmons--"

LittleRickySimmons!

Little ricky simmons?

- That's right, so how does it

feel to be flat on your back,

Johnny flat-on-your-back-o?

- But i'm not flat

on my back.

- And i'll be back tomorrow

to flatten you again.

Ha ha!

And the day after that!

And the day after that!

And the day after that!

And then after the weekend!

And twice the next day!

Ha ha ha!

[music playing on tv]

- You bullying bulls

sure got bad attitudes!

[growls]

- "every day at recess,

"little ricky simmons,

the school bully,

"bullies me.

"please help me

bully him back

Like you bullied those bulls

on tv."

Help me, mr. T.

You're my only hope.

Doh!

- I flattened you good.

- Mama!

Mama! Mama! Mama!

Mama!

Now i remember.

I wrote you that letter

when i was a kid.

- Look, i'm sorry

i didn't get here sooner,

But it takes a lot of time

to personally respond

to all of my fan mail.

Now, about this

little ricky simmons--

- Little ricky simmons!

- Evidently for some people,

"t" stands for traumatized.

But for me,

"t" stands for teach,

Train, and toughen you up,

Which is what i'm here to do.

- Really?

- You calling me a liar?

- Uh, no, sir.

- By the time

i'm done with you,

You'll be able to stand up

to that little ricky simmons.

- Little ricky simmons!

- Oh, mama.

We got a lot of work to do.

Now, the first thing

you want to do

When you're dealing

with a bully

Is to try

to talk things through.

- Like, please don't flatten me?

- No!

- Leggo my elbow?

- No! If a bully

is hassling you,

You talk through things

like this.

[growls]

- Aargh.

- Not, "uhh!"

[grunts]

- Hi-ya, johnny.

- Ooh-booga!

- Gesundheit.

- Hi-ya, mr. T.

- Hi-ya, suzy.

"t" power!

- "t" power!

- So you guys know each other

or something?

- Oh, yeah, we go way back.

Suzy, show johnny

how we talk down bullies

When they get in your face.

- [grunts]

- Yeah! Like that!

[both grunting]

- Ungaah.

- [grunting]

- Ohh-uhh

- [grunting]

- [weak grunts]

What you guys said.

- You know, maybe you'd do

better with a catch phrase.

- A catch phrase?

- Yeah, get yourself

a catch phrase.

That way, punks know

who they are talking to.

They know you mean business.

- Like,

it's "t" time, sucka!

- All right.

It's "t" time, sucka.

- But you gotta mean it.

It's gotta come from the heart.

Like, i pity the fool!

- [man screams]

- [cat howls]

- See? It works, 'cause i do,

in fact, pity the fool.

That's why i'm here with you,

isn't it?

- Good point.

- Now try it again,

this time from the heart.

- Right. From the heart.

From the heart.

- [howls]

- I thought we

would try something

a bit more physical.

- [caws]

- Are you serious?

- Toucans may look sweet,

but they are real crafty,

And tough as all get-out.

- Get out!

- If you can tackle the toucan,

you can tackle the fear.

- Then consider this fear

tacklized. Ha!

- Get him, bravo!

Show him what you made of!

That bird ain't so bad.

He ain't nothin'!

Come on, now!

Can that toucan!

- Gotcha!

- [chomp]

- owee!

Leggo my nose!

It smells like

tropical lemon here!

- If you want to beat this guy,

you gotta want it.

You gotta be hungry.

- I am hungry.

- I can't hear you!

- I am hungry!

- Good. Then, let's eat.

I'm gonna show you how to make

healthy snack alternatives.

You put peanut butter

on a celery stalk.

I know what you're thinking--

this bad boy is good to go.

- You read my mind.

- But wait!

Add a handful of raisins.

Now you've got

a delicious, nutritious snack

That can't be beat--

The ants on a log

triple threat--

Crisp, salty, and sweet.

Crazy fool! Never

underestimate the power

of healthy snack-making.

- Ok.

[rock music playing]

- i roar like a lion

or a walrus in a tin can

like a rhino or a salmon

in a tin can

you gotta be

the best you you can be

- growl like a blue jay,

howl like a tube sock

- bloom like a baker,

shout like a bug

- buzz like an angry bee

burn like a cup of tea

you'll win in the end

you'll win in the end

oh, yeah

you gotta be

the best you you can be

- growl like a blue jay,

howl like a tube sock

bloom like a baker,

shout like a bug

- run like an angry bee

run like a cup of tea

you'll win in the end

you'll win in the end

- [squawks]

- You done good, johnny.

I'm proud of you.

I want you to have this.

- Thanks, mr. T.

- Only the toughest of the tough

can wear that

And still lay down

a mean whupping.

- Then why aren't you

wearing one?

- You think i'd be caught

in something like that?

I've done all i can for you.

It's time to face

your childhood nemesis.

Now you've got to decide,

Are you gonna be somebody

Or be somebody's fool?

- Somebody's fool!

Somebody's fool!

- Little ricky simmons.

Little ricky simmons?

- Yes.

[howling]

- Johnny? Johnny bravo?

Is that you?

- Yeah. Look, i don't want

any trouble or nothing.

- Oh, i would never dream

of troubling you.

Please, come in.

May i take

your sheep-herding garments?

- Sure.

- Johnny, i'm so happy

you're here.

There's something

i've wanted to tell you

for a very long time.

- Does this have something to do

with Fl*ttening me?

- You know, i had a lot of pain

in my childhood.

And well, i took a great deal

of that pain out on you.

I just wanted to say

I'm sorry.

- Really?

- Really.

- Whoa!

- Ha ha ha!

So how does it feel

to be flat on your back,

Johnny flat-on-your-back-o?

- Not good-o.

- Then, how about sweatin'

to this oldie?

- Not the wet willie!

[grunting]

- Johnny, don't forget,

Healthy snack alternatives.

- What?

- Ants on a log, fool.

- Yah!

- johnny o

Where are you?

come on out

johnny o

Flat-back-o johnny!

Come on out!

johnny o

Let's get this party movin'

and groovin'!

Whoa! Yeah!

This delicious, nutritious snack

can't be beat.

- It's a triple threat--

Crisp, salty, and sweet.

- It's a taste sensation.

You know, johnny,

you're all right.

Friends?

- Friends.

- I love it when a plan

comes together.

So, little suzy,

what did we learn today?

- Don't be afraid

to face your fears.

- That even the helpless

can be helped.

- As peanut butter and raisins

meet celery stick,

Friends meet friends.

- So now you know.

- And knowing is growing!