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04x06 - Clara the Cow

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Animal Stories". Aired: 22 May 1998 – 13 December 2001.*
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Every episode of the series focuses on a different individual animal, who is unique in personality. The entire episode rhymes.

04x06 - Clara the Cow

Post by bunniefuu »

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so

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clara the cow worked for herself

she sold her own milk from a

freestanding shelf

she made tiny cartons for gerbils and

rats

and sold it in dishes to hundreds of

cats business was good

her aim was to please she even began

a sideline in cheese

she extended her stall and hired a sales

team daisy sold butter

and maisie sold cream

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now just down the lane lived a chicken

called gwen

who worked on a farm from nine until ten

she'd laid eggs at the farm from the day

she was born

and passed clara stall each morning at

dawn

that looks the life went to herself

i'll be like the cow and set up my own

shelf so that's just what she did

not far down the lane selling her eggs

for beakers of grain

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that hand can't do that mood clara the

cow

it was my idea i showed her how

but the other creatures just didn't

agree

they all bought gwen's eggs and paid a

good fee

for gwen's white eggs were the best in

town

and by special request she also

laid brown she ran special offers

and other sales tricks you get a free

egg cup

if you buy more than six free gifts

mood clara that's the last straw

she's gone too far this means w*r

gwen didn't know that clara saw red

till a carton of milk sloshed

over her head it was closely followed

by a block of cheese that bounced off

quinn's head

she fell to her knees gwen called back

so that's your game then picked up some

eggs

and took careful aim soon eggs and milk

flew through the air and everyone hid

from the warring care the two of them

splashed

and fought through the mess which one

would win

no one could guess you couldn't see much

but feathers and legs slipping on butter

and spilt milk and eggs

at last they both stopped they could

battle no more

then gwen started laughing at the mess

on the floor

she offered clara a wing and said with a

handshake

congratulations we've made the world's

biggest pancake well clara looked round

and saw it was true the world's

biggest pancake then

clara laughed too

it had even been cooked by the hot

midday sun

and a line of the hungry had already

begun

the cow said she was sorry so gwen

forgave clara

and now they are partners in a new

pancake

parlor which just goes to show

that from a big goopy mess

can come the ingredients for unbridled

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success