03x01 - Brian the Leopard

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deep in the jungle on a rock by a ditch

sleeps Brian the leopard his whiskers a

twitch you can tell he's a leopard it's

not hard to

do just look at his fur the spots are

the

clue but as Brian slept he dreamt of the

day when when the spots on his fur would

all Fly

Away spotfree in his dream he regained

his pride without other creatures making

fun of his

hide for that's what they did Brian woke

to their laughter cheap jokes at his

spots was what they'd come after they

laughed at the Lepard making fun of his

spots give them all numbers and play

join the dots they kept up their teasing

shouting n nah all day and spotty's got

measles we won't let him

play so Brian ran off unsure what to do

until someone shouted hey I know

you it was garage mechanic will thebeast

Bob who offered Young Brian a full

respray job the colors I have put a

rainbow to shame pick out your favorite

then I'll Take Aim I've got Reds and

magenta and 12 shades of

green Brian's favorite was blue he chose

aquamarine Bob filled up his spray g*n

without checking it first put on these

goggles and prepare for a burst Brian

stood ready and Bob sprayed his

g*n oh dear oh my look what he'd done

he'd sprayed him two colors Bob

whispered KY he's lost all his spots but

he's turned out all

stripy then Brian ran off and he hadn't

a clue that he looked even sillier with

stripes red and blue when Brian got home

he shouted okay I'm Brian the leopard

I'm ready to

play the monies laughed

louder and rolled on the floor they said

play with you you you're worse than

before then they ran off still laughing

to the banks of the Nile disturbing the

peace of a big

crocodile poor Brian followed hurt and

rejected then he looked in the river and

saw a stranger reflected red and blue

paint that's not what I chose but that's

how he looked from his head to his toes

then a monkey cried out then a few

monkeys more

a Croc was upon them not far from the

shore with no thought for himself Brian

entered the fight the old Croc just

laughed at the colorful sight as Brian

splashed forward the paint washed away

once more he was spotty and that saved

the

day oh no it's a leopard screamed the

croc in Despair and he swam for his life

back to his lair all of the monkeys

watched the crocodile

go then they all turned to Brian and

hung their heads low I think we've been

silly and terribly rude if it wasn't for

you we'd be crocodile food Brian was

happy those stripes drove me doy I'll

stay as I am I'm proud to be

spotty so the leopard remained as nature

intended for what isn't broken should

never be

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mended

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