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05x07 - The Incredible Shrinking Weasel!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

05x07 - The Incredible Shrinking Weasel!

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[Music]

fellow doctors

i have invited you to witness a

revolution in surgical techniques

surgery from the inside

this man suffers from a cracked gluteus

[Music]

certainly maximus correct my capable

assistant nurse baboon and i

will travel where few have dare travel

before inside the body to perform

micro surgery we may never return

however i am

[Music]

and

stream

[Music]

oh

next time i'm developing the shrink ray

i

are sorrow well no matter

come on we've got work to do

what's going on that lymph node is

sending red blood cells into the

bloodstream and screening for foreign

bodies

just follow my lead and we'll be okay

well your passport checks out move along

you don't look like blood cells to me uh

no no i'm a hormone on my way from the

pituitary gland to the um

desert are you bringing any fruits or

vegetables into the body

no and who are you

he meant fresno near the liver

you're no hormones your intruders

[Music]

[Applause]

what have you done

intruder alert what what cell cops

run protect the body

destroy the intruders

those white blood cells must think we're

germs if they catch us

we're dead meat

[Applause]

the coast is clear now where are we

[Music]

what these be the collection of nerve

endings along the humerus

don't touch it this not being very

humorous to

i are oh

that's the funny bone you brainless oh

it's not being very funny to ir neither

stop wasting time come on

we only have two minutes until we return

to full size

we must find a faster mode of

transportation

[Music]

i normally wouldn't condone hitchhiking

but this is an emergency

um headed to the um gluteus maximus

oh yeah i drive the nose pinky pinky

token

but i pass there

[Music]

what are you looking at um i like your

hat yeah so um

where'd you get it oh

this whole thing i got that last year's

germ convention

[Music]

i cannot allow you to infect

[Applause]

well that wasn't so bad

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

maximus the butt bone and here's the

crack

prepare for surgery stacked toothbrush

tight brush

bandage

all done we've done it the world's first

micro surgery surgery

will go down in history ah nuts

we're returning to normal size

we must escape through the mouth before

we get too big or we'll be crushed like

eels

hurry i can see the exit come on

[Music]

we're not gonna make it

[Music]

they didn't make it

so um mr tush how are you feeling

oh i feel groovy doctor oh and i love my

look

the only thing is i keep having these

awful dreams

about baboons and weasels

these are not being so big yes

it's bigger than my last apartment