05x08 - Pirate Radio

[bunniefuu]

[SINGING] It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles dancing
with their friends.

It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Fun will never end.

Ahoy there.

We'd like you to clap and
sing and dance along too.

Now that everybody's
here, that'll be

so easy, that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

Hello.

Here we go.

It's the Wiggles show.

Hey, everyone.

I love to dance.

Do you like to dance?

You know who else
likes to dance?

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

I'd love to have a
dance with Dorothy.

Would you like to
dance with Dorothy?

Let's all dance with
Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Come on, everybody.

Let's dance.

[SINGING] Dorothy,
Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me.

First you take your hands and
you put them on your hips.

You sway from side to side
and let your backbone slip.

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me.

This is fun.

[SINGING] Dorothy,
Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Well, next you turn your head.

You turn it from side to side.

Everybody dancing.

Then you shake your hands.

It's really out of sight.

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me?

Would you like.

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me?

Dancing.

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me?

Dancing away.

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me?

[upbeat music]

Hi, everyone.

I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur, and
welcome to Dorothy's Dancing

Alphabet.

[SINGING] Dorothy,
Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Here's Anthony with
another exciting letter.

Thanks, Dorothy.

Everybody, this is the letter
N. And N stands for nodding.

Let's nod together.

I love the nodding dance.

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] In the Wiggles world.

In the Wiggles world
you're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles world.

[doorbell rings]

Roll up, roll up.

It's time for my
magic trick show.

Wah-hoo.

A magic trick show.

Goody goody.

But Greg, hang on a second.

Let me think about this.

What exactly, what does it mean?

Magic trick show.

What is it?

Please tell me.

Well, Anthony,
I'm glad you asked.

It's where I perform tricks
and I make it seem like magic.

Ooh.

Well, Greg, please can you
show us one of these tricks?

Oh, of course, Anthony.

Today I'm going to
make this glass of milk

disappear, disappear, disappear.

BOTH: Cool.

Wah-hoo, so
you're going to make

this glass of milk disappear?

Yes, in a very special way.

I'm going to pour it
into a piece of newspaper

and it will disappear,
disappear, disappear.

Wow.

That sounds great.

Greg, can you show me?

Can you show everybody?

We want to see this magic trick.

GREG: Of course
I'll show everybody.

That's what a magic
trick show is all about.

Abracadabra.

Ta-da.

[clapping]

Thank you, thank you.

So Anthony, tell
me, what did you

think of my magic trick show?

Oh Greg, that was fantastic
absolutely brilliant.

But.

What do you mean?

But.

Yes, but what do
you mean by but?

Greg, I could have done
that trick a whole lot easier.

Oh, now hang on
a second, Anthony.

Are you trying to tell me that
you could make a glass of milk

disappear, disappear,
disappear better than I can?

Precisely, Greg.

All I need is a cr*cker
biscuit and I'll make

that glass of milk disappear.

All right.

Now hang on a second.

I'll get you the glass of milk,
but I don't understand what you

need this cr*cker biscuit for.

All part of the trick, Greg.

All part of the trick.

Watch this.

I'll eat the cr*cker biscuit.

Wow, cr*cker eaten.

Now I'm really thirsty.

I shall make that glass
of milk disappear,

disappear, disappear.

But Anthony--

Greg, your trick
was really good,

but really it wasn't all
that it was cracked up to be.

[laughs]

[SINGING] Milky, milky, milky,
yummy, smooth, and silky.

Three serves of dairy a day.

Milky, milky, milky,
yummy, smooth, and silky

on a milky, cheesy, yogurt day.

The cows on the dairy farm
eat grass and moo all day.

They know the milk
they're making

will make you want
to say moo, moo, moo.

Milky, milky, milky,
yummy, smooth, and silky.

Three serves of dairy a day.

Milky, milky, milky,
yummy, smooth, and silky

on a milky, cheesy, yogurt day.

The farmers on the dairy farm.

They dance and sing all day.

And they thank the cows for
making the milk that will

make you say moo, moo, moo.

Milky, milky, milky,
yummy, smooth, and silky.

Three serves of dairy a day.

Milky, milky, milky,
yummy, smooth,

and silky on a milky, cheesy,
yogurt, on a milky, cheesy,

yogurt, on a milky,
cheesy, yogurt day.

[barks]

My name is Wags the Dog.

[upbeat music]

Everyone, it's a
special time now.

Time for the Mandarin Wiggles.

[singing in mandarin]

Hello.

Everybody, look who's here.

It's Wag the Dog.

Let's all say woof to Wags.

Woof, Wags.

[barks]

Everyone, Wags the Dog
has the best laugh.

All you have to do
is tell him a joke

and he laughs the best way.

Let's tell him a joke
and see if he'll laugh.

Wags, I've got a joke for you.

What's green and
wiggles in your soup?

Elvis Parsley.

[laughs]

Very funny, Anthony.

Thanks very much, Wags.

Well, everybody, right now it's
time to wave to Wags the Dog.

[barks]

[SINGING] Well, it's
big with lots of fur.

He's got a great big bark
that you might have heard.

Hey, everybody, wave to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

He wags his tail.

He kicks his legs.

Yes, he loves that bacon
and he loves those eggs.

Hey, everybody, wave to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

Why don't you
scratch a bit Wags?

Bark a bit, Wags.

[barks]

Dance around, Wags, like
we know that you can do.

He loves to dig.

He loves to run.

He sometimes sleeps
in the midday sun.

Hey, everybody, wave to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

Hey, everybody how about a big
clap for Wags the dancing dog?

That's great
dancing there, Wags.

Cool.

[SINGING] Why don't you
scratch a bit, Wags?

Bark a bit, Wags.

[barks]

Dance around, Wags, like
we know that you can do.

Oh yeah, well, he's
big with lots of fur.

He's got a great big bark
that you might have heard.

Hey, everybody, wave
to Wags, wave to Wags.

Hey, everybody, wave
to Wags, wave to Wags.

Hey, everybody, wave to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

[barks]

Baa.

These are lambs.

Now, when lambs
grow up to be sheep,

their fur gets long and fluffy.

That's where we
get our wool from.

Bye.
Baa.

Bye.

They're hungry.

[laughs]

Hey, everyone, it's
a great time now.

It's time to go to
the Wiggly concert.

[SINGING] Toot toot,
chugga chugga, big red car.

We'll travel near
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, big red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Let's go for a ride.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, big red car.

We'll travel near
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, big red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

How about some
more hot potato?

Hot potato.

[SINGING] Hot
potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Potato.
Potato.

Potato.

Potato, potato, potato.

Let's do the monkey dance.

OK.

Do the monkey.

Do the monkey.

Monkey, monkey.

It's all right.

And now we're gonna jump to
the front and back, yeah.

We're gonna jump to
the front and back.

Oh yeah, we're going
to jump to the front

and back, 'cause
that's all right.

Here she comes, everyone.

It's Dorothy the Dinosaur.

[SINGING] When you push your
arms up in the air from side

to side, shoo be doo, well,
then the next thing we do

is sing romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Oh, you stamp your
feet and we're

doing the romp bomp a stomp.

Sing it, Dorothy.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Yes.

We're singing romp bomp a chomp.

And she says.

Romp bomp a stomp.

That's right.

Sing romp bomp a chomp now.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Oh yeah.

It's time to dance and we're
doing romp bomp a stomp.

Here comes Wags.

Here comes Henry.

It's time to shake with Wags.

Ooh, yeah, Wags, he
loves to shake shake.

We're all shaking with Wags.

Ooh, he dances the shake
shake all the time.

Ah, ah, ah, he dances
it all the time.

Ah, ah, ah, he dances
it all the time.

Let's sing Rockabye your bear.

[SINGING] Everybody clap.

Everybody sing.

La, la, la.

Bow to your partner.

G'day mate.

Then you turn around.

Hands in the air.

Rockabye your bear.

Hands in the air.

Rockabye your bear.

Oh no, he's asleep, everyone.

We'd better wake him up.

Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff before
the day's through.

Here's the Captain.

[SINGING] Magic buttons,
he's got half a dozen.

Makes him sing in
different ways.

Magic button.

Push the magic button.

Let's see how he sings today.

Here we go, me hearties.

First button.

[SINGING] Gonna push
the first button.

[vocalizing]

What's going to happen when
you push the second button?

You ain't nothing but
a hound dog, crying--

What's going to happen when
you push the third button?

[vocalizing]

What's gonna happen when
you push the fourth button?

Everybody, it's time
for a Wiggly Safari.

Can you move like an emu?

Just use your hand like this.

Move like an emu move.

Move like an emu move.

Put your hands up in the
air just like an emu.

Make a beak to peck
everywhere, peck everywhere.

That's what we do.

It's time for a wiggly party.

Yeah, Christmas party.

[SINGING] A wiggly party.

Everybody's grooving.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's grooving.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's grooving.

Stamp, stamp, stamp,
clap, clap, clap.

Wiggle your hips just like that.

Stamp, stamp, stamp,
clap, clap, clap.

Wiggle your hips just like that.

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] Yeah, yeah,
and a wiggly yeah.

Let's go back to when
the Wiggles were young.

Anthony was eating
and having fun.

Jeff was sleeping.

Murray played guitar.

Greg was dreaming
of the big red car.

Yeah, yeah, and a wiggly yeah.

Yeah.

G'day, everyone.

I had a great sleep last
night and I feel really good.

I don't know about
the other Wiggles,

because I think
they're still asleep.

I better call them.

Greg, Anthony, Murray.

G'day, everyone.

G'day, Jeff.

G'day, Greg.

G'day, everyone.

G'day, Jeff.

G'day, Anthony.

G'day, everyone.

G'day, Jeff.

G'day, Murray.

Guys, you all seem
to be really tired.

Yes, I stayed
up reading a book.

And I stayed up reading
my favorite food recipes.

And I stayed up
watching the cricket.

Hey Wiggles, you didn't
get enough sleep last night,

and now you don't
have enough energy.

Let's wake them up.

Wake up, Murray.

Huh?

Wake up, Anthony.

Huh?

Wake up, Greg.

Huh?

Huh?

ALL: Oops.

Hello, everybody.

It's great to see you.

[upbeat music]

Hey, Anthony, I'm excited.

Why are you excited, Murray?

Why?

It's my favorite part
of the Wiggles show.

What part of the Wiggles show?

Wiggly animation.

Oh yeah.

[SINGING] C'est Wags.
C'est Wags.

C'est bon.

C'est bon.

He's the coolest dog
you'll ever meet.

C'est Wags.
C'est Wags.

C'est bon.

C'est bon.

The doggy with the dancing feet.

C'est Wags.
C'est Wags.

C'est bon.

C'est bon.

He'll dance up a storm at
the beach or the ballroom.

C'est Wags.
C'est Wags.

C'est bon.

C'est bon.

The doggy with the dancing feet.

You can dance with Wags.

Dance the foxy trot.

The Chihuahua wow.

That's the Malamute.

You can dance with Wags.

Dance the Pekingese.

Do the Husky hustle.

The Chihuhua wow.

C'est Wags.
C'est Wags.

C'est bon.

C'est bon.

He's the coolest dog
you'll ever meet.

C'est Wags.

C'est Wags.

C'est bon.

C'est bon.

The doggy with the dancing feet.

C'est Wags.
C'est Wags.

C'est bon.

C'est bon.

He'll dance up a storm at
the beach or the ballroom.

C'est Wags.

C'est Wags.

C'est bon.

C'est bon.

The doggy with the dancing feet.

Ooh la la.

The doggy with the dancing feet.

Check out those moves.

The doggy with the dancing feet.

[barks]

We hope you've all
enjoyed the show.

Now it's time.

For us to go.

Bye.