05x23 - Farmer Brown

[bunniefuu]

[SINGING] It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Dancing with their friends.

It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Fun will never end.

Ahoy there.

We'd like you to clap and
sing and dance along too.

Now that everybody's
here, that'll be

so easy, that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

Hello.

Here we go.

It's the Wiggles show.

Hey, everyone.

I love to dance.

Do you like to dance?

You know who else
likes to dance?

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

I'd love to have a
dance with Dorothy.

Would you like to
dance with Dorothy?

Let's all dance with
Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Come on, everybody.

Let's dance.

[SINGING] Dorothy,
Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me?

First you take your hands and
you put them on your hips.

Sway from side to side and
let your backbone slip.

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me?

This is fun.

[SINGING] Dorothy,
Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Well next you turn your head.

You turn it from side to side.

DOROTHY: Everybody dancing.

[SINGING] Then you
shake your hands.

It's really out of sight.

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me?

Would you like?

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me?

Oh.

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me?

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me?

Cheep cheep, cheep, cheep.

Hi.

This is a baby chicken
called a chick.

It's only a week old.

Chicks hatch out of an egg and
they make a sound like this.

Cheep cheep cheep.

Cheep cheep cheep.

[SINGING] In the Wiggles world.

In the Wiggles world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles world.

[doorbell rings]

Roll up, roll up.

Welcome to my magic trick show.

Wahoo, another one of Greg's
wonderful magic trick shows.

You never know what
might happen here.

That's right, my friend.

It's always lots of fun at
Greg's magic trick show.

So Greg, what have you
practiced for us today?

Well, today I shall perform
the rabbit out of a hat trick.

Ah, you know, Greg,
I used to play cricket

and I got a hat trick once.

Very good, Anthony.

Yes, my friend, in
a very short time,

you will see a rabbit
appear from this hat.

Greg, I don't mean to disturb
you, but can I ask a question?

Where does the rabbit come from?

What do you mean?

Well, the rabbit
coming out of the hat,

it must come from somewhere.

Where does it come from?

Well, well, I suppose it does
have to come from somewhere,

doesn't it?

I guess it comes from a burrow.

Oh, a burrow.
Very good.

Very good.

Continue on, Greg.

OK, well, I wave
the magic wand.

Greg.

Sorry to disturb,
but what's a burrow?

What's a burrow?

ANTHONY: Yeah.

A burrow, that's a series
of holes in the ground.

You know, rabbits dig them
and that's where they live.

Oh, I see.

Yeah.

Can I continue with
my trick now, Anthony?

Of course.

Greg, we all want to see that
beautiful bunny bounce broadly

out of that beautiful black bat.

I mean, hat.

All right.

So with the magic words
I say abracadabra.

Greg.

Yes?

Before you do the
words, one question.

What's the rabbit's name.

The rabbit's name?

I don't know that it has a name.

I mean, it's a rabbit.

Well, Greg, we've
all got names.

I'm Anthony, and if I'm not
mistaken, you seem to be Greg.

That's correct.

And everybody's got names.

What's the rabbit's name?

Oh, I don't know.

Carla.

Carla?
GREG: Yeah.

Continue on, Greg.

Thank you.

All right, here we go.

Abracadabra.
- Greg.

Yes?

I don't mean to
interrupt, but has

Carla got brothers and sisters?

Brothers and sisters?

Well, I don't know.

Anthony, I'm only
going to pull one

rabbit out of the hat,
not a whole family,

but yeah, I don't know.

I guess Carla's got a brother,
Dominic, and a brother, Joseph.

There you go.

Carla, Dominic, and Joseph.

Yeah, the rabbits.

Now can I continue
with the trick?

Of course, continue.

Thank you.

And now with the magic words--

ANTHONY: Greg,
what color is she?

Anthony, do you want
me to finish this trick?

Of course, we all want to
see Carla the rabbit come out

of that hat.

Well, I'm going to
try one more time.

With the magic words.

ANTHONY: Greg, does she
like to eat carrots?

Because you know, most bunnies,
they love to eat carrots.

Yes, they do love to
eat carrots, Anthony,

but I get the feeling that
you're not ready to watch

me perform this magic trick.

So I'll tell you what.

I'm going to go away and
I'll come back when you're

ready to appreciate fine magic.

But Greg.

Anywho.

Hey Greg, I was just asking.

Hey.

Hello there, little
Carla the rabbit.

How are you going?

Good.

Thanks, Anthony.

I'm feeling a bit hungry.

Hey, can I have that carrot?

Of course you can
have this carrot.

A little bit later,
though, if you

don't mind, Carla,
because I'd like

to know about your brothers.

Where are they?

Dom and Joe.

Here are my
brothers, Dom and Joe.

G'day, Anthony.

G'day, guys.

Well, wow, Greg is fantastic
at these magic tricks.

Can't wait to see his next one.

Hi, everyone.

I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur.

And welcome to Dorothy's
Dancing Alphabet.

[SINGING] Dorothy,
Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Here's Anthony with
another exciting letter.

Thanks, Dorothy.

Everybody, this is the letter
V. Now, V stands for Vegetables.

And to help us to do a vegetable
dance, here is Alfonso.

[non-english speech]

Let's do a vegetable dance.

[upbeat music]

I love the vegetable dance.

[music playing]

It's time to go
to a wiggly concert

and dance with our
friend Wags the Dog.

Wags the Dog.

Here he comes now, Wags the Dog.

Let's all dance with Wags.

[SINGING] Shake our
heads with Wags the Dog.

Turn your head and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

You know what to do.

Now put your hands
up in the air.

Point them down once
you've got them there.

Skip along like Wags would do.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

[barking]

Now we're singing it too.

You can sing it too.

[barking]

Now Wags is digging.

We're all digging too.

Shake our heads
with Wags the Dog.

Turn your head and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees.

We're dancing with
the Wags the Dog.

Here we go.

[barking]

Now we're singing it too.

You can sing it too.

[barking]

Now Wags is digging.

He's digging.

Yes, we're all digging too.

Watch Wags, everybody.

Look at this.

It's Wags the Dog.

Great dancing.

And look at Wagsy.

Oh, Wags, spectacular dancing.

[triumphant music]

[SINGING] Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day is through.

What's that sound?

I can hear somebody snoring.

What's that sound?

It's not Murray or Greg.

Anthony's awake, so let's
have another guess now.

Oh my goodness.

It must be Jeff.

Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day is through.

[snoring]

Dorothy the Dinosaur is
munching on some roses.

Wags the Dog is
digging up bones.

Henry the Octopus is
dancing round in circles.

Wake up, Jeff.

We need you for the show.

Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day's through.

[yawns]

Can you keep that noise down?

I'm trying to sleep.

Hello.

Hoo-hoo.

A bing bang bong.

A ring rang rong.

That's a pirate song.

[playing bouzouki]

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Do you see the good
ship Feathersword?

Well, that's a
friendly pirate ship.

Yes, me hearties.

Can you see this bouzouki?

It's a pirate's bouzouki.

It plays Greek
friendly pirate music.

[plays bouzouki]

[whistles]

[non-english speech]

Wah-how.

Do you see this boat sailing?

It's pirate sailing.

[laughs]

Good day there,
me little hearties.

See this toothbrush
that's brushing my teeth?

It's a pirate toothbrush.

Y'all see this dance?

That's a pirate boot scoot.

Yee-haw.

See these exercises
we're doing?

These be pirate exercises.

Woo-hoo.

Me hearties, I'm standing
on my pirate hands.

Me hearties, you
see these muscles?

They be pirate muscles.

[laughs]

Ahoy there, me hearties.

This is jolly pirate tea.

Hey there daddy-o's.

See this hairstyle?

It be a cool pirate hairstyle.

Oh h*.

Bing bong bong, a ring rang
rong, that's a pirate song.

[SINGING] Bing bang
bong, ring rang rong.

That's a pirate song.

I love to sing.

He loves to sing.

I'll sing anything.

Sing anything.

Captain Feathersword sings.

I love to eat.

He loves to eat.

I'll eat anything, me hearties.

He'll eat anything.

Captain Feathersword eats.

Oh, on the sea or on the
land, he dances all day long.

A bing bang bong,
a ring rang rong.

That's a pirate song.

I love to tickle.

He loves to tickle.

I'll tickle everyone,
me hearties.

Ooh, watch out.

Captain Feathersword tickles.

[laughs]

Oh, me hearty.

Oh, look at that
food over there.

Oh, I love the food.

Oh, I love to sing.

Oh, and a seal!

Oh, on the sea or on the
land, he dances all day long.

A bing bang bong,
a ring rang rong.

That's a pirate song.

I love to dance.

He loves to dance.

In my pirate pants.

His pirate pants.

The Feathersword dance.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Hello, everybody.

It's great to see you.

- Tick.
- Tock.

- Tick.
- Tock.

- Tick.
- Tick.

Ding.

Everybody, it's time
for Wiggly animation.

[SINGING] One zucchini.

One zucchini.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

One zucchini.
One zucchini.

Zucchini.

One tomato too.

One tomato two.

Put them in the pot, and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Put them in the pot and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

What else now?

One big onion.

One big onion.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

One big onion.

One big onion.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

Put them in the pot and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Put them in the pot and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

What's next, Greg?

Grab some garlic.

Grab some garlic.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

Grab some garlic.

Grab some garlic.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

Put them in the pot and
you've got vegetable soup.

What, just one tomato?

[SINGING] Put them in the pot
and you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Oh, this is fantastic food.

I love this soup.

What about you, Captain?

Oh, it's the best
food I've ever had.

Arr.

Greg, we want more.

We want more.

What else?

[SINGING] One zucchini.

One zucchini.

[SINGING] One tomato too.

One tomato too.

One zucchini.

One zucchini.

How many tomatoes?

[SINGING] One tomato too.

Put them in the pot and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Put them in the pot and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

[crying]

Captain, why are you so sad?

Well, I love that
vegetable soup.

But what about dessert?

Captain, did you
just say dessert?

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh yeah.

Well, have a look at this.

[SINGING] One banana.

One banana.

A little bit of guava too.

A little bit of guava too.

Are you happier?

[SINGING] A little
bit of guava too.

A little bit of guava too.

Put them in the bowl and
you've got fruit salad too.

Whoa, dessert time.

[SINGING] Put it in the bowl
and you've got fruit salad too.

Oh, this is the best
fruit salad I've ever had.

Arr.

[SINGING] Yeah, yeah,
and a wiggly yeah.

Let's go back to when
the Wiggles were young.

Anthony was eating
and having fun.

Jeff was sleeping.

Murray played guitar.

Greg was dreaming
of the big red car.

Yeah, yeah, and a wiggly yeah.

Yeah.

G'day, everyone.

I had a great sleep last
night and I feel really good.

I don't know about
the other Wiggles

because I think
they're still asleep.

I better call them.

Greg, Anthony, Murray.

G'day, everyone.

G'day, Jeff.

G'day, Greg.

G'day, everyone.

G'day, Jeff.

G'day, Anthony.

G'day, everyone.

G'day, Jeff.

G'day, Murray.

Guys, you all seem
to be really tired.

Yes.

I stayed up reading a book.

And I stayed up reading
my favorite food recipes.

And I stayed up
watching the cricket.

Hey Wiggles, you didn't
get enough sleep last night

and now you don't
have enough energy.

Let's wake them up.

Wake up, Murray.

Huh?

Wake up, Anthony.

Huh?

Wake up, Greg.

Huh?

Huh?

ALL: Oops.

Baa.

These are lambs.

Now, when lambs
grow up to be sheep,

their fur gets long and fluffy.

That's where we
get our wool from.

Bye.

Baa.

Bye.

They're hungry.

[laughs]

[triumphant music]

[SINGING] Accidents happen.

They sometimes happen.

There's only one thing to say.

Sorry, my friend.

Oh, it's fine, me hearties.

Sorry again.

Sorry is a word,
it's so easy to say.

We'll say it all day long.

Sorry, my friend.

Oh, that's all right, me hearty.

Sorry again.

But there's one thing.

There's one thing.

We always like to say.

We always like to say.

When something spills.

When something spills.

Or gets in the way.

Won't you say you'll take my
pardon and say I'm forgiven.

I tried and I tried.

Sorry, my friend.

Oh, it's fine, me hearties.

Sorry again.

Oh, don't mention it.

Ah.

[whistling]

But there's one thing.

There's one thing.

We always like to say.

We always like to say.

When something spills.

When something spills.

Or gets in the way.

Won't you say you'll take my
pardon and say I'm forgiven.

I tried and I tried.

Sorry, my friend.

Oh, it's fine, me hearties.

Sorry again.

Oh, don't mention it.

Sorry again.

Oh, that's all
right, me hearties.

Sorry again.

Oh, it's fine, me hearties.

Sorry, my friend.

Oh, that's fine, me hearties.

Sorry again.

Oh, it's fine, me hearty.

[laughs]

[SINGING] Watching the
ponies galloping home.

Their tails in the air
going swish, swish, swish.

Their hooves are making.

As they ride home
to Farmer Brown.

Watching the ponies
galloping home.

Their tails in the air
go swish, swish, swish.

Their hooves are making.

As they ride home
to Farmer Brown.

We hope you've all
enjoyed the show.

Now it's time.

For us to go.

Bye.