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06x02 - Musical Landscape

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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06x02 - Musical Landscape

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[SINGING] Let's have some fun

Read along with a story

Sail the ocean blue

Get your friends
and play dress ups

You're welcome too

Wiggle and learn

Dance to rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some fun

Come on a great adventure

Sing your favorite tunes

Reading, writing, and painting

Something we all can do

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some fun

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some--
let's have some--

let's have some fun

Let's start running, everyone.

[SINGING] Running on the spot

Run, run, run

Hey, this is fun.

[SINGING] Running on the spot

Run, run, run

Getting strong, getting strong,
getting strong, getting strong

Getting strong, getting
strong, getting strong

OK, let's try jumping!

[SINGING] Jumping up and down

Jump, jump, jump

Jumping up and down

Jump, jump, jump

Jump like a kangaroo!

[SINGING] Getting
strong, getting strong,

getting strong, getting strong

Getting strong, getting
strong, getting strong

How about skipping?

[SINGING] Skipping with a rope

Skip, skip, skip

Skipping!

[SINGING] Skipping with a rope

Skip, skip, skip

I like this.

[SINGING] Getting
strong, getting strong,

getting strong, getting strong

Getting strong, getting
strong, getting strong

Getting strong, getting strong,
getting strong, getting strong

Getting strong, getting
strong, getting strong

[music playing]

Ring the bells.

Ding-dong, ding-dong.

Now it's time to sing a song.

Sing-song, sing-song.

[music playing]

[gobbling]

[SINGING] There's a country
dance at the only hole in town

And everybody comes
from all around

They want to hear a gobble and
the scratching on the ground

They come from far and wide
to hear the turkey sound

Turkey in the straw, aw, aw, aw

Turkey in the hay, hay, hay, hay

And the old folks dance
with their mother-in-law

As they dance to a tune we
call Turkey in the Straw

[gobbling]

They dance to the left and
they dance to the right

They dance to the tune
all through the night

And a shriek and a gasp,
it gave them such a fright

A turkey dancing with them,
what a wonderful sight

Turkey in the straw, aw, aw, aw

Turkey in the hay, hay, hay, hay

And the old folks danced
with their mother-in-law

As they danced to a tune
we call Turkey in the Straw

[gobbling]

Turkey in the straw, aw, aw, aw

Turkey in the hay, hay, hay, hay

And the old folks danced
with their mother-in-law

As they dance to a tune we
call Turkey in the Straw

[gobbling]

I now declare
this segment open.

Do, do, do, do, do.

Oh!

Anthony, is that you?

It is, Captain Feathersword.
It is.

It's me.
It's Anthony.

Oh, well, what have you come
dressed as today, Anthony?

Guess.

Let's see now.

You're wearing a jet
pilot's helmet on your head.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

It's not.

Well, if it's not
a jet pilot's helmet,

what is it, Anthony?

Ask our friends.

Oh, I think Anthony
is wearing a jet

pilot's helmet on his head.

He doesn't think it is.

Do you know what it is?

Oh.

Oh, you don't think it is?

You think it's a king's crown?

Oh, I'll ask Anthony and check.

Anthony, they think
you're wearing

a king's crown on your head.

Well, they're right.

It is a king's crown on my head.

Ha!

Well, I've got a
king's crown on my head.

What do you think
this is, Captain?

Oh, Anthony, I know
exactly what that is.

That's a snake.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

It's not.

Well, if it's not a
snake, what is it, Anthony?

Ask our friends.

Oh, sure, I'll see.

I think Anthony's got
a snake in his hand.

Do you know what
it is, me heartie?

Oh, you think it's a
king's royal scepter.

I'll ask Anthony and see.

Anthony.

Captain?

They think you've got a king's
royal scepter in your hand.

Well, they're right, Captain.

It is a king's royal scepter.

So I have a king's crown
on my head, a king's

royal scepter in my hand.

What do you think
this is, Captain?

Hmm.

Let me see now.

That looks like a--

oh.

Oh, I know what that is.

That's a king's cape.

Well, you're right, Captain.

It is a king's cape.

So I've got a king's
crown on my head.

I have a king's royal scepter
in my hand and a king's cape on.

What do you think
this is, Captain?

Oh, let me see now.

That looks like a--

a surfboard rider's rashy shirt.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

- Oh, no, it's not.
- Oh, yes, it is.

- Oh, no, it's not.
- Oh, yes, it is.

It's not.

Well, if it's not a
surfboard rider's rashy shirt,

what is it, Anthony?

Ask our friends.

Oh, sure.

I think Anthony's wearing a
surfboard rider's rashy shirt.

Do you know what
it is, me hearties?

Oh, really?

You think it's a
king's royal waistcoat?

I'll check with Anthony and see.

Anthony, they think
you're wearing

a king's royal waistcoat.

They're right, Captain.

It is a king's royal waistcoat.

Now, I'm wearing a king's royal
crown on my head, a king's

royal scepter in my hand.

I am wearing a king's
royal cape and, of course,

the king's royal waistcoat.

Captain, what do you
think I've dressed as?

Oh, let me see now.

A king's royal crown
upon your head,

a king's royal
scepter in your hand,

a king's royal cape
upon your shoulders,

and a king's royal waistcoat.

Hmm.

Oh, Anthony, I still
don't know what you are.

I need another clue.

OK, Captain, here's a clue.

Arise, royal Sir
Captain Feathersword.

Arise royal Sir Captain--

oh!

Oh, Anthony, I know
what you are now.

You're a king!

Well, you're right,
Captain Feathersword.

I am a king.

Well, I'm dressed
as a king anyway.

Ooh!

Oh, Anthony, that's wonderful.

Now that I know you're
dressed as a king,

there's only one important
question left to ask.

What's that?

Where are you going
dressed like that?

Well, I'm going,
and you can come too.

I'm off to London
to visit the queen.

Let's go.

[phone ringing]

I've got someone on the line.

They'd like to hear
a nursery rhyme.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Two fine
gentlemen met in the lane

Bowed most politely,
bowed once again

How do you do

How do you do

How do you do again

Ooh, it's a lovely day.

Yes, it is.

[SINGING] Two fine
ladies met in the lane

Bowed most politely,
bowed once again

How do you do

How do you do

How do you do again

Oh, how lovely
it is to see you.

[SINGING] Two tall
policemen met in the lane

Bowed most politely,
bowed once again

How do you do

How do you do

How do you do again

Two little school
girls met in the lane

Bowed most politely,
bowed once again

How do you do

How do you do

How do you do again

Let's get to the
end of the lane.

[SINGING] Two little
babies met in the lane

[giggles]

Most politely.

[giggles]

Once again.

[giggles]

[applause]

[guitar music]

[applause]

[guitar music]

[guitar music]

[applause]

[guitar music]

Dorothy the Dinosaur
loves to sing and dance

when I play my guitar.

And Wags must have
heard us talking

about rock and roll music.

But Wags thought rock and roll
meant you had to roll a rock.

He didn't know it was
about music and dancing.

He soon got the idea.

[guitar music]

[upbeat music]

What are you doing, Wags?

Well, I've got a rock here.

Yes?

And I'm trying to roll it
along, but it won't roll.

I think it's the wrong shape.

Why do you want to roll it?

Well, it's a rock
and I want to roll it.

But why?

You must have heard
of rock and roll.

That's what I want to do.

I want to roll a rock.

[laughs] Oh,
Wags, you are funny.

Rock and roll isn't
about rolling a rock.

Isn't it?

No, of course not.

Rock and roll is
a sort of music--

music to dance to.

Then why do they
call it rock and roll

if it's not about rocks and
it's not about rolling them?

Because rock and roll
music rocks and rolls, and so

do dancers when
they rock and roll.

Are you sure it's not
about rolling rocks?

I'm quite sure.

I can teach you to rock
and roll if you like.

Right!

What do I do?

I'll sing a rock and roll song
and we'll dance it together.

[rock music]

[SINGING] Get ready to wiggle

We've been ready for so long

Get ready to wiggle

When you wiggle
you can't go wrong

[laughs]

Oh, that was
such fun, Dorothy.

Much better than
trying to roll a rock.

Can we rock and roll some more?

Of course, we can.

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

[rock music]

[SINGING] Get ready to wiggle

We've been ready for so long

Get ready to wiggle

When you wiggle
you can't go wrong

[laughs]

[classical music]

Here's a funny nursery rhyme
about when Murray had a turtle.

Let's open the
music door and see.

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] Murray had a turtle

I called him Tiny Tim

He put him in the bathtub

To see if he could swim

He drank up all the water

He ate up all the soap

He tried to weed the bathtub

But it wouldn't
fit down his throat

[laughter]

Murray called the doctor

The doctor called the nurse

The nurse called the lady
with the polka-dotted purse

Polka-dots.

Ha-ha!

[SINGING] In walked the doctor

Hello, Doctor.

[SINGING] In walked the nurse

Hi, Nurse.

[SINGING] In walked the lady
with the polka-dotted purse

Hello.

Hi, there.

Great to see you.

[laughs]

[SINGING] Ooh, said the doctor

Ah, said the nurse

Fab, said the lady with
the polka-dotted purse

[laughs]

[SINGING] Murray
thanked the doctor

Thanks, Doc.

[SINGING] Murray
thanked the nurse

Thanks, Nurse.

[SINGING] Murray
thanked the lady

with the polka-dotted purse

Thank you, ma'am.

Hiya, thank you too.

[laughs]

Thanks, everybody.

[laughs]

[guitar music]

Aye, aye, aye!

[speaking spanish]

[speaking spanish]

[upbeat music]

[whistling]

[SINGING] How many kinds
of sweet flowers grow

In an English country garden

I'll tell you now
of some that I know

Those I miss,
you'll surely pardon

Daffodils, heart's
ease, and flox

Meadowsweet and lady smocks

Gentain, lupine,
and tall hollyhocks

Roses, foxgloves, snow
drops, forget-me-nots

In an English country garden

How many insects
come here and go

In an English country garden

I'll tell you now
of some that I know

Those I miss,
you'll surely pardon

Fireflies, moths,
gnats, and bees

Spiders climbing in the trees

Butterflies drift
in the gentle breeze

There are snakes, ants that
sting, ow, other creepy things

In an English country garden

Oh, it's a--

ah!

[SINGING] How many kinds
of sweet flowers grow

In an English country garden

I'll tell you now
of some that I know

Those I miss,
you'll surely pardon

Daffodils, heart's ease and flox

Meadowsweet, and lady smocks

Gentain and lupine
and tall hollyhocks

Roses, foxgloves, snow
drops, forget-me-nots

In an English country garden

Robin, don't forget the Robin

Robin, don't forget the Robin

[whistling]

[gentle music]

[SINGING] Twinkle,
twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond the sky

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder know what you are

When the blazing sun is gone

When he nothing shines upon

Then you show your little light

Twinkle, twinkle, all the night

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

How I wonder what you are

[upbeat music] Wiggle and learn

Let's have some--
let's have some--

let's have some fun

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye

- Hooroo!
- Bye-bye!

- Bye-bye.
- Woo-hoo!

Bye.