08x16 - Utility Belt

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[bird twittering]

[roaring]

[Titans scream]

[all grunt]

Oh, but, no!
Cinderblock is on the rampage!

Titans, go!

- [Titans yelling]
- [Cinderblock roaring]

[Titans screaming and groaning]

Oh, great. Now it's up to Robin
to save the day.

We are the goners for sure.

I've got this, Titans.

Never underestimate
the power of a good belt

on the waist of a great man.

[roars]

[yelling]

[belt beeps]

[yells]

[laughs]

[laughing]

[roaring]

[grunts]

- [cheering]
- [groans]

Buckle up, Cinderblock.

- It's demolition time.
- [beeps]

[yelling]

[Titans cheering]

That was awesome.

Whoa, I guess we underestimated
the power of your Utility Belt.

Well, my trusty Utility Belt

keeps me prepared
for any situation
on the field and off.

Lunch, anyone?

[munching] Wow.

What else you gots
in that belt?

Ooh, let's see.

Toothbrush, hairbrush,

deodorant, cotton swabs,

extra pair of socks,

ID, debit card,
extension cord, water bottle

and, of course,
the usual assortment of tools
and sharp throwy things.

- Ow.
- [Titans] Whoa.

Amazing.

Is there anything your belt
cannot do?

I bet it can't
tell the weather.

You bet wrong.

Hey, Utility Belt,

what's the weather
going to be tomorrow?

[Utility Belt] The weather
will be partly sunny
and 72 degrees.

[beeps]

- [Titans gasp]
- Whoa.

Utility Belt can talk?

Yo, [laughs] that's so cool.

Hi, Utility Belt.

- [Utility Belt] Hello, Cyborg.
- [giggles]

Can you play
some sweet '80s music?

['80s music playing]

No way.

Your belt is awesome, Robin.

I am the enamored.

Okay, but remember, I'm the one
who operates the belt.

So really, you should be
"the enamored" with me.

Yeah, no offense, Robin.
But the belt's really
the true hero here.

All you do is carry it around.

[gasps]

It was the belt who did
the saving of the day today.

[gasps]

Yeah. How come that belt
isn't the leader of the Titans?

[gasps]

[Titans chanting]
Utility Belt! Utility Belt!

No! I saved the day!

- [Titans chanting]
Utility Belt! Utility Belt!
- Ah, ah.

- [chanting continues]
- [groaning]

[Titans chanting]
Utility Belt! Utility Belt!

[screaming]

[crying softly]

[Utility Belt] Is everything
all right, Robin?

My sensors indicate that
your tear ducts are welling.

Well, your sensors
are wrong, okay?

[sobbing]

- [Utility Belt] Would you
like a tissue?
- No.

[Utility Belt] A snack?

- No!
- [bowl shatters]

- [Utility Belt] How about
some music?
- [upbeat music playing]

No, stop!

I get it, okay?
You're so awesome.

[sniffles] I don't need
anymore reminders.

[Utility Belt] I was only
trying to cheer you up.

I know. I'm sorry.

It's just...
What if they're right?

What if I am not a true hero?

What if the only thing
that's great about me

is you?

[Utility Belt] Robin,
with or without me,

you will always be
the Boy Wonder.

Thanks, Utility Belt, but...

I have to prove it to myself.

I think we need
some time apart.

[Utility Belt] Very well.
I understand.

[melancholy music playing]

[thunder rumbling]

I guess this is goodbye.

[Utility Belt's voice shaking]
I wish you the best, Robin.

[thunder rumbling]

[Lasso] By the grace of Athena,
it appears we have
a new abandoned hero.

[rooster crowing]

[Titans munching]

[Robin] Good morning, Titans.

Yo, dude. You look terrible.

Well, I didn't have my comb,
so I couldn't comb
my hair this morning.

[gagging] Your breath
stinks, yo.

Well, I didn't have
my toothbrush,
so I couldn't brush my teeth.

- It's all in my Utility Belt.
- [bird squawks]

And where is your belt?

Uh, if you must know,
I'm taking a break
from my Utility Belt.

- [bird squawks]
- [yelps]

Are you outside of your mind?

Your whole life
is in that belt.
Why would you do that?

Because you guys said I wasn't
a true hero without my belt.

So, now I have to prove
that I am.

- [siren blaring]
- [yelps]

It's Cinderblock.

He's on another rampage.

Titans, go!22

[chuckles nervously]

[roaring]

You're going down, Cinderblock.

- [roaring]
- [Titans yelling]

[roars]

[Titans groaning]

Don't worry, Titans.

I may not have my Utility Belt,
but I still have my karate.

[yells and groans]

Get back here.

[straining] I'm not
done with you.

Wow. You really are nothing
without that belt.

Please, man.

For the sake of Jump City,
put it back on.

Why, I can't.

What do you mean, you can't?

Why, I sort of gave it away.

[Titans] You did what?

I donated it to a thrift store.

But maybe I can get it back.

Titans, go!

[all struggling]

Hi, I'm Robin's Utility Belt.

[all] Hi, Utility Belt.

[Utility Belt]
Robin dropped me off
last night.

He didn't drop you off, kid.

He abandoned you!

[Utility Belt] No,
Robin will be back for me.

He just needed
some time to himself.

[Flower] We thought our owners
would come back for us, too.

But they never did.

[sobbing]

[Utility Belt] Oh, I see.

[Lasso] We know the pain
you must be feeling right now.

I myself was abandoned
by Wonder Woman
when the fibers began to fray.

[snapping]

[Ring] I used to be
Green Lantern's Power Ring.

But when I stopped
retaining my charge,
he traded me in.

[cawing]

[Lasso] That's Hawkman's Mace.

Hawkman got rid of him
when his handle broke off.

[Mace cawing]

We were once Two-Face's
prized possession.

Then his therapist,
Harley Quinn,
told him it was unhealthy

to make life decisions
by flipping a coin.

So he got rid of us.

But we still love him.

No, we don't.

I was once Joker's
favorite flower...

[sobs] ...until I started
leaking acid on his suit.

I didn't mean to.

- [wailing]
- [acid hissing]

[Lasso] No, no, no, no.
Flower, we talked about this.

You have to control
your emotions.

[Flower] Sorry.

[Ring] So,
what's your malfunction?

Belt don't buckle anymore?

[Utility Belt] Actually,
I'm in perfect
working condition.

[all gasp]

[cawing]

And your owner kicked you
to the curb anyway?

That monster!

[Lasso gasps] You have suffered
a great injustice, Belt,

as have we all.

But we shall rise above it.

Join us in our mantra.

- [all] Just because we're used,
doesn't make us useless.
- [cawing]

- We are super tools,
and they are super fools.
- [cawing]

[panting] Utility Belt.

[Utility Belt] Robin?

- [snaps]
- [screams]

[Lasso] Betrayer of waistbands,

how dare you come
crawling back?

[Flower] Utility Belt
doesn't want anything
to do with you anymore.

[Utility Belt] You gave me up.
You put me in a box
and said goodbye.

I'll never do it again.

I promise.

[Utility Belt] Enough
with your lies!

I'm not lying.

I'm bound
by the Lasso of Truth.

[Lasso] Actually,
I can no longer
squeeze truth out of people.

But I can still squeeze
the life out of them.

[screaming and gasping]

We'll handle this

[yells]

[caw, screeches]

[screams]

[grunts] I'm gonna
pluck your petals.

[Flower] That's not nice.

- [wailing]
- [acid hissing]

[grunting] Ooh.

[chattering] Ow.

[growls]

Ooh, a coin. My lucky day.

Think again.

[Beast Boy shrieks]

Let friend Robin go,
you frayed magic rope.

[groaning]

[groans]

Utility Belt,

I'm sorry I abandoned you.

[Utility Belt] No,
you're just saying that.

[struggling] No, you've always
been there for me.

[straining] I love you.

[Utility Belt] I love you too.

[grunting and screaming]

[Utility Belt] Lasso,
please let him go.

[Lasso] Never!
He must pay for his hubris.

[grunting]

[straining]

Huh?

[beeps]

[grunts] The dynamic duo
is back.

[stapler firing]

[Lasso struggling]

[grunts] Ow.

[Robin whistles]

[caws]

[cawing]

[laughs]

[groans]

- [grunting]
- [growling]

[grunts]

[coins jingling]

- [groaning]
- [yelling]

[Ring groans] Uh-oh.

[Titans cheering]

Man, it's good to see you two
back together again.

Come on, everyone.
Let's go home.

[car honks]

[Flower sighs] Must be nice
having a home to go back to.
[sobbing]

[Utility Belt] Wait.

I can't leave my new friends.

Huh.

Maybe you don't have to.

[Utility Belt] I want
to thank you all
for caring for me.

[Lasso] True heroes
help those in need.

[Utility Belt] Yes,
which is why I would like
to help all of you

by offering a new home.
[laughs]

[Flower] You really mean it?

There's room for everyone.

- [all cheering]
- [Lasso] All right!

Sweet.

Now my belt has
even more cool stuff!

- [cawing]
- [screams] Ow!