08x03 - Looking for Love

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[singing]
♪ The love, the love ♪

♪ The love, love
love, love, love ♪

Happy Valentine's Day, Mama.

I got you some chocolates.

Aw.

And you only ate half of them.

I know how hard
that must have been for you.

[chuckles shyly] Yeah.

- [smacks]
- [Beast Boy grunts]

[Robin reading]

[gasping ecstatically]

How thoughtful of me.

- [crushes]
- [screams]

Oh, yeah, I just love me

the sweet tender sounds
of those love songs.

- [clicks]
- [music playing]

[alarm blaring]

Crime alert.

[beeps]

[all gasp] Love is missing?

But Love would never
miss Valentine's Day.

It is she who spreads
the magic of love
to the entire world.

And according to legend,

if we don't find her
before the sun rises,

Love will be lost forever

and the world will be
a cold, heartless place.

We have to find Love
before it's too late.

But where shall we look?

We have none of the clues.

Yes, we do.

Songs offer all kinds of clues
about where to look for Love.

[emphatic music plays]

Love Train?

We're going to look for Love
on a train?

Oh, no. We're going to look
for Love on the Love Train.

- [disco music playing]
- [train horn tooting]

Is this a train
or a '70s disco?

Well, Love Train is considered
to be one of
the first disco songs.

Then maybe we could find Love
on the dance floor.

[Starfire] I do not see
the Love anywhere.

Me either, yo.

Ah! Why is these dudes
grabbing my hand?

'Cause it's like the song says.

People all over the world
gotta join hands

to ride the Love Train.

- [all grunting]
- Unhand me.

[grunting]

We'll never find Love
tied up like this.

Then it's a good thing,
I am a master of escape.

- [straining]
- [pops]

[exclaims]

Puh-lease. You ain't no master.

You just got free
'cause you gots them
tiny baby hands.

Whatever. I have a plan
to get you all free.

[disco music continues]

- [grunts]
- [smashes]

- [music stops]
- [electricity crackling]

[thudding]

[dramatic music playing]

Nice going, dude.

Now everyone's upset with us.

We must get out of here
before they tear us up
on the dance floor.

Quick, to the roof.

- [electronic beeping]
- [expl*si*n]

[all screaming]

[all panting]

[gasps] We are the surrounded.

Let's move!

[Robin] Ah!

Whoa!

You're gonna have to jump.

But the train's
moving too fast.

I will catch you.

[twinkling]

[soft romantic music playing]

Ah! [screaming]

Oops.

- Ah!
- [thuds]

I guess Love wasn't
on the Love Train.

Where is we?

Hmm, I'd say,
middle of nowhere.

- [wind whooshing]
- [bells ringing]

You hear that?
Sounds like wedding bells.

I believe it is coming
from the castle.

Well, Love is always
bringing couples together
on their wedding day.

Maybe we can find her there.

[door opens]

Does anybody have eyes on Love?

I don't see her.

Perhaps we should ask
the handsome groom.

No doubt.

Hey, my mans.

- [scary music plays]
- [hissing]

Ah!

That ain't no
handsome groom, Mama.

That's Dracula.

[both hissing]

[all hissing]

This must be his wedding.

Then we's definitely
in the wrong place, yo.

- Let's get out of here!
- Hold on, Beastie.

There's a love song
called Dracula's Wedding,

which means we definitely
are in the right place.

[teeth chattering]

Excuse me, Drac.

We're looking for Love.

- [hissing]
- [all screaming]

I'm afraid I got no love
for you right now, okay?

I got crippling anxiety.

That means I'm in a bad place,
emotionally and intellectually,

and probably physically
and spiritually.

Right. Just like the song.

My man Drac is terrified
of getting married.

You got that right.

I fear marriage more
than I fear the sunlight.

[scary music plays]

How come, bro?

Let me tell you something.

We vampires,
we are immortal. Okay?

That means all day
and all night.

So if things don't work out...

...I'll be stuck paying alimony
for eternity.

- Oh, mans!
- That does sound scary.

["Here Comes The Bride"
playing]

[all gasp]

Looks like the wedding
is starting.

Uh-uh. I need more time
to think about this.

Please, you gotta help me
get out of here.

No problem, Dracula.

The Teen Titans
have got your back.

[crowing]

This wedding cannot continue.

- Yeah!
- [microphone feedback]

Not until my man, Drac, has had
a proper bachelor party.

[laughs]

Now who's ready to make
some bad decisions!

[hissing]

[techno music playing]

[crowd cheering]

[techno version of wedding
processional music playing]

- [hissing]
- [glass breaking]

Our plan worked.
Everyone's distracted.

For now. But I can't put
this wedding off forever.

What I'm supposed to do?

I know. You should come with us
on our journey to find Love.

Do you really think that Love
can help me overcome
my fear of marriage?

Yeah, bro.
Love can overcome anything.

Then you can
count this count in.

Joy! Our search for
the Love continues.

And I know
just the romantic spot
we should go to next.

[electrical buzzing]

A creepy old shack?

No! This is a love shack,

like in the classic hit song.

[pop music playing]

[gasps] Look! There's glitter
on the front porch.

[Raven] And glitter
in the hallway.

[Starfire] It is quite
the funky old shack

with the tin roof
that is the rusty.

[Dracula] Careful. All this
moving around is causing

- the shack to shimmy.
- [glass shatters]

[Robin] This place
is a death trap. Run!

- [creaking]
- [thuds]

[objects clattering]

[straining] No Love here.
[coughing]

Where to next?

I know.

There's a love song
called Waterfalls.

We should check there.

[r music playing]

I do not see the love anywhere.

Come to think of it,
this song is more about
where not to look for Love!

Don't go chasing waterfalls!

[intense music playing]

Oh, we gotta get out
this cursed river.

It's too late.

Jump! I'll catch you.

[screaming]

Aw, almost had him.

- [wind whooshing]
- [teeth chattering]

We need to find Love quickly.

We're running out of time.

Maybe it would help to think
of another love song.

Yeah, one that's
truly romantic.

I've got it.
Ain't no mountain high enough.

Come on.

[pop soul music playing]

- [music stops]
- [Starfire shuddering]

But the Love is not here.

Only the chilies
and the lilies.

What else does the song say?

Hmm.

Ain't no mountain high enough.

Ain't no valley low enough.

Titans, go low!

[pop soul music
continues playing]

- [screeching]
- [groans]

No Love down here.

We are looking for Love
in all the wrong places!

[soft crying in distance]

Wait! Did you hear that?

I think it's coming
from over there. [chittering]

Hold up. Is that...

It is!

[all shouting] Love!

Oh, hey, guys.
Happy Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentine's Day!

- [giggles]
- Oh, thank the goodness.

We're so glad we found you.

We've been searching
for you everywhere, yo.

What happened?

Well, you see, I just
love the great outdoors.

So I went for a hike to give
Mother Nature a big old hug.

But then this big guy
fell on me

and I got all stuck.[giggles]

Ouch!

[straining, grunting]

This boulder won't budge.

I guess it just
loves me too much.

Then I think I'm gonna
have to use

my vampire strength
to bust it up into pieces.

No, don't hurt it.

It didn't do anything wrong.

Guys! The sun is rising.

We have to move that boulder
using... [shuddering]

...nonviolence.

We have to use
the power of Love.

We can do this.

Love can move mountains.

Everyone join hands.

- L.
- O.

- [both] V.
- E.

[all singing] ♪ Love! ♪

[inspirational music playing]

It's working!

[Cyborg] Look, guys, we did it!

And now Love's finally free

to spread her magic
across the world.

[strains, vocalizing]

The Love is saved.

And so is Valentine's Day.

[all cheering]

I guess Love really
can overcome everything.

As long as you've got
Love in your life,

you don't need to worry
about paying alimony.

That is right,
because I can provide you

with this prenuptial agreement
that will protect you

against any
financial liability.

Aw, thank you, Love.

It's the perfect solution
to my marriage woes.

So, does this mean

you're finally ready to go back
to your castle and get hitched?

Yes. And we better hurry
before the sun rises.

[wedding processional
music playing]

Do you?

I do.

You may now kiss the bride. Oh!

[hissing, biting]

I guess in the end,
Love really does conquer all.

[sighs] Our work here
is done, Titans

- [sunlight roaring]
- [both hissing]

[all screaming]

[sighs] You hear
that excitement?

I'm really sure
those two love birds

are going to have
a bright future together.

- [bell rings]
- [sizzling]

[vampire groaning]