06x05 - Bluebird

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All: [Harmonizing]
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♪ Are in the future ♪

♪ Here we are in the future ♪

♪ And it's bright ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ I can't believe ♪

♪ We've come so far ♪

♪ "Steven Universe: Future" ♪

- ♪ Here we are ♪
- ♪ "Steve Universe: Future" ♪



Hey, all you gems out there
in the universe!

Have you been feeling lost
and confused in this new era?

Then come on down
to Little Homeschool!

Are you used to destroying things?

Then learn to be
constructive instead!

Are you used to plotting?

Then you can tend
to this plot of land!

Feeling lost without
direction from the diamonds?

Come and find your center.

Everyone deserves
a chance to change,

so come on down today!

And, cut.

Thanks for helping update
our commercial, guys.

I'm an actor.

I'll get this home
and do some editing.

- Steven, you smell good.
- Uh, what?

It's written on your back.

Huh?
[Laughs]

- You obviously wrote this yourself.
- No, I didn't.

Mnh! Bleh!

Tomato soup?

I thought you loved tomato soup!

Yeah, but...
where'd my juice go?

On, no!

The Dondai's been, um...

kinda covered in toilet paper?

[Bluebird giggling]

Hey! Whoever you are
that's "pranking me,"

you've got a really weird idea
of what a prank is.

[Sighs] At least I don't have
to pick up more toilet paper.

[Pop music playing]

Hmm?
Whoa, another welcome party.

A new gem must have arrived.

Yo, dude, come over here
and introduce yourself.

Welcome to Earth!
My name's...

[c*ck accent]
Well, well, well,

if it ain't the old gem
savior himself,

Steven Universe!

[Twinkle!]
[Gasps]

Bluebird Azurite,
at your service!

All right, give us a hug then!

- Oh! Heh.
- Cute.

Mmm.
Oh!

You like food, yeah?

- Yeah?
- Well, sit tight, then.

I'll be right back!

- What?!
- Yeah, she just got here

and is already exploring
Earth cuisine.

What is this?

Bluebird: Just some old Earth things.

Clams, peanut butter,
and a side of fresh cut grass.

Please enjoy it.

I'm begging you, please!

Gosh, Steven,
don't make her beg.

S-Sure! Heh.

I'll just, uh...

dip this here...

- Mmm.
- Is it good?

Yeah, it... it's great.

[Laughs]

Brilliant.

Can I see you guys
in the bathroom?

[Humming]
[Knock on door]

- Huh?
- Sorry, Dad.

Emergency meeting.

Don't panic.

I think Bluebird is a fusion
of Aquamarine and Eyeball!

Well, duh.

- It's pretty obvious.
- What?!

Well, how come you're all
so calm about this?

Did you forget that
Aquamarine kidnapped me?

How about the fact that Eyeball
tried to stab me,

and ratted me out
while I was on trial?

They must've fused
because they both hate me!

That was them.
This is Bluebird.

But she pranked me
earlier today!

She put a sign on my back
that said I...

smelled good.

Switched my juice
with tomato soup.

Neatly stacked toilet paper...

on top of my car?

None of that stuff sounds
particularly malicious.

Besides, don't you like
tomato soup?

Yeah, but isn't it convenient
that Bluebird

just showed up here at my house?

Steven, you've literally invited
all problematic gems

from across the universe
to come here

and learn
a better way of living.

Well, right.Listen, Schtu ball,

if you don't want
this gem around,

that's totally fair.

No, you guys are right.

Everyone deserves
a chance to change.

Don't worry.
If she tries anything funny,

we'll be there to squash her.

Thanks, Garnet.

Hey, Bluebird!
What's up?

Steven Universe!
I'm sorry.

I gave you all that food

without something to, uh,
wash it down with.

Okay, thank you!

[Snickers]

- How'd that 'appen?
- You obviously shook it.

[Clears throat]
Chance to change.

You obviously shook it...

by accident.
[Giggles]

Hmm?
[Gasps]

Pearl!
Bluebird's got a knife!

How else are we gonna cut
this cake she made for you?

Surprise!

Wha?

Bluebird's got Garnet pinned!

Let Garnet go right now!

Hey, Steven. Bluebird was
helping me do some stretching

before diving into
a bit of advanced yoga.

It's very important to stretch!

Hmm?

Ugh.

What's up, dude?

Bluebird's really getting to me.

I mean, look at this terrible
drawing she made of me.

Steven, I... These too!

I've been finding this junk
all over the place.

Steven, those are my drawings!

Amethyst, I'm sorry!

[Sobbing]
What's with the waterworks, love?

My art career is over before
it even got off the ground!

I don't know what art is,
but this is the best art

I've ever seen!

Awww, thanks, Bluebird!

I'm gonna work on my art
right now!

You wanna come?
Lead the way, Amethyst!

Hey, Dad!

- Greg: Aaaaah!
- Bluebird: [Giggles]

- Dad, are you okay?!
- What's up, Schtu ball?

Just showin' Bluebird
some of my old classic

sci-fi horror movies.

Yeah!
They're hilarious!

So, what're you doin' over here?

Got somethin' on your mind?

You know what, Dad?

I think I'll be okay.

[Yawns]

Huh?

Oh, Bluebird, classic prank!

[Warp pad whooshes, tires squealing]
What?!

Huh?

How'd the van...?

Oh, gotcha.

Welp, I guess Bluebird and Dad
must be having a ball together.

Greg: Aaah!

Sounds like they're watching
another horror movie.

I'm sure everything's just fine.

H-e-e-e-elp!

O-Okay, Steven.

Your dad is fine.

Bluebird is cool.

Dad?

Greg: Up here, son!

[Straining]

A-Are those screams of fun?!

No!

Bluebird: An era ago,
there were two gems,

celebrated for taking down
Homeworld's greatest traitor,

but then they were cast out,
forgotten,

when the traitor duped
all of Homeworld

into loving him instead!

Now they've come to Earth...
for their revenge!

And forever shall he
rue the names...

- Aquamarine!
- And Ruby!

Well?! It's us!

It's always been us,
and you never knew!

I always knew, everyone knew.

- What?!
- If you knew, then why were

your Gems bein'
so nice to us, huh?!

That's 'cause they're nice!
They're nice people!

Enough of this!

Waaaah!

[Gasps] Whoa!

Hey, careful with my dad!

If this is another one of your
pranks, you'd better cut it out!

That was just us
softening you up!

Now the real t*rture begins!

We've learned so much
about your life, Steven.

Especially how much you love
your precious "my dad."

But if you want him back,
you'll have to do us

a favor or two, such as...

destroying
your house! Yeah!

Bubble your friends! Yeah!

And burn Little Homeworld
to the ground!

Do it!
No!

Then "my dad" gets it!

- Gets what?
- Gets hurt.

Just do what we saw
in that movie.

Oh, yeah!
[Laughs]

Aah!
That's enough!

Hey!

No!

What?

Unh! Dad, are you okay?

Ugh!
Disgusting!

[Whimpering]

Oh, my baby!

[Crying]

How could you let that happen?

Eyeball: You distracted me!

I was directing you!

Father.

Go inside.

I won't let you get away
with this!

♪♪

Hoo! Oof!

[Grunts]

Ugh.

[Grunts]

We have to fuse if we're
going to beat him.

[Twinkle!]

[Both grunt]

What was that?!
You were uncoordinated.

Try again!

[Twinkle! Twinkle! Twinkle!]

That's it!
I've had it with you!

[Aquamarine and Eyeball grunting]

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[Twinkle!]

Ugh.
Aah! You guys fused

just because you hate me,
didn't you?

Yes!
Yes!

If that's the only reason,
then it's no wonder

you can't keep it together.

What are you talking about?

There are so many
other reasons to fuse,

like friendship
and responsibility...

and love.

Imagine how much better
it would feel to fuse

to support each other instead
of tearing someone down.

Your life would fill with
warmth and friendship and joy,

and love and...
Wowie! Wow!

He is so annoying!

I hate him so much!

Together: I know!
Me too!

[Twinkle!]
Are you kidding me?

Back at last!

[Laughs]

[Twinkle!]

En garde!

[Swords whooshing]

[Clanging]

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyaaaah!

Pearl: Steven, why is Greg
crying in the bathroom?

Tell him he's gotta move
his dang va...

Aaaaaah!

Die! Die!
Die! Die!

Die! Die!

Now, if it isn't
my favorite trio.

[Twinkle!]

Oh, no.

[Twinkle!]

[Groaning]

Are you two okay?
[Groans]

- Oh, we've been defeated.
- Yep.

I've completely learned
my lesson.

- Huh?
- I'm sorry, Steven.

Accept my apology?

Gotcha! Ha ha!

You may have gotten us
this time,

but we'll be out there.

- Hating you!
- Forever!

You sme-l-l-ll!

[Twinkle!]

I guess there really are Gems
out there that hate you.

Yep.

But I'm not the one they hurt.

I'm really sorry, Dad.

I never should have given
Bluebird a chance.

[Sighs] I love how
you believe in everyone.

You stuck to your principles,
and I'm proud of you.

I mean, everyone can change,
but not everyone wants to.

Yeah.

Goodbye, old pal.

You're finally free.



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♪ Just a little time

♪ Just a little something
else instead ♪

♪ Just a little time

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