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01x07 - Last Day of Camp

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous". Aired: September 18, 2020 – July 21, 2022.*
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Follows a group of teenage campers who become stranded on Isla Nublar after multiple dinosaurs escape their habitats.

01x07 - Last Day of Camp

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-[insects chirping]

-[rumbling]

[dinosaurs bellowing]

[thudding]

[roars, screeches]

[alarm blaring]

[all panting]

[male voice] Attention. All park-goers

must report to the South Ferry Dock

for immediate evacuation.

-Last ferry departs in two hours.

-[panting continues]

That's it? No explanations?

That's all we get?

[Darius panting]

We have to move. The only way

we're gonna make it is if we run.

-Um

-[Yasmina grunting]

Are we sure that's the best way

to get there?

I'm fine.

I've competed with a torn ACL.

You should be way more worried

about Ben and Bumpy.

[Ben panting]

What we should all be worried about

is catching a boat out of here

and, naturally, we have a problem.

We're here.

The docks are on the southern tip

of the island.

Even if we ran at peak Yaz speed,

there's no way we'd make

the last boat out.

You don't know that.

[scoffs] Yes, I do.

I memorized the evacuation plan

on the ferry ride over.

[all groan]

Okay, so we need another way.

Um

Can we use those somehow?

Or send someone to tell the ferry people

to wait?

-Or

-Or make a few jetpacks real quick?

Oh! We should befriend a unicorn!

Face it. It's hopeless.

[automated voice] We will be arriving

at Main Street--

-your destination for fine dining

-Is that?

and shopping at Jurassic World.

Followed by stops

at the Jurassic World Lagoon

and the South Ferry Dock.

Monorail, what-what!

-Mm, nicely played, Universe.

-Hurry!

[all panting]

[Darius] We gotta move!

[both panting]

It's nice havin' some company back here

for once.

I'm fine.

[sighs]

[panting]

-[Kenji exclaims]

-[laughing]

[Brooklynn] Oh, no.

Shh!

-[growling]

-[gasps, pants]

[whispers] Move.

[growling continues]

-[snarls]

-[all gasp]

[gasps]

[grunts]

-[grunts]

-[clatters]

[snarls, growls]

[growls]

[gasps]

[Yasmina pants]

[gasps]

[gasping]

[sighs]

Mon--!

Shh!

[automated voice] Welcome to

the Jurassic World Lagoon.

-Next stop, Ferry Landing!

-[roars]

-[Darius] Run!

-[Ben whimpers]

-[roars]

-[yelps, pants]

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[Ben screaming]

-[gasps]

-[Yasmina grunts]

-[grunts, pants]

-[roars]

[automated voice] Please stand clear

of the closing doors.

[Kenji grunts]

[Ben and Yasmina grunting]

-[whimpers]

-[grunting]

-[snarling]

-[Darius] Ben! Out of the way!

-[Yasmina whimpers]

-[roars]

[Ben and Yasmina scream]

-[whimpers]

-[roars]

-Please stand-- Please stand--

-Do not let those doors close!

[roaring]

-[Yasmina grunting]

-[roars]

[thuds]

-[grunts]

-[Ben yelps]

-[Kenji grunts]

-[Yasmina pants]

Doors closing.

[roaring]

No way.

Something bad always happens

when we think we're safe.

Watch. The doors are gonna open.

-[scoffs]

-Oh, okay,

then, the train's gonna stop

because that's how this works.

I'm pretty sure we're safe now.

Well, we were until you said that.

[Dave] I'll check here,

you check the stadium.

[Roxie] Kids?

-Darius?

-[Dave] Brooklynn?

[Roxie] Anybody here?

[panting]

Oh, no.

They made it out!

These look both posh and tacky enough

to be something Kenji would wear.

[Dave sighs]

They're okay. I know it.

[automated voice] Welcome to

the Jurassic World Lagoon.

The kids? They're alive!

Hey, guys!

-[Roxie] Hey!

-Kids! Kids! Dang it.

[male voice] Attention.

All park-goers must report

to the South Ferry Dock

for immediate evacuation.

Last ferry departs in 90 minutes.

-They're headed to the docks!

-Then it's time to ship out!

[roaring]

Or let's just go.

[roars]

[crickets chirping]

[Darius panting]

[sighs] It's over.

Guys, we did it.

We're going home.

Whoo-hoo!

-[gasps]

-[Bumpy squeals]

Yeah! Whoo!

-[Darius laughs]

-Whoo!

-Yeah!

-Yes!

Yeah!

[all laughing]

-Finally!

-Alrighty!

It's cool, man. We're good.

We'll be at the main dock soon.

This calls for a celebration.

I might be able to help with that.

Stashed a few treats for the road.

-Ooh, sweet!

-I'm starving!

Our little Ben is useful.

[all retching, spitting]

[Sammy] This is nasty.

Get it off! Get it off!

Ben, someone stole your candy bars

and put dirt in 'em.

They're carob bars.

They pair perfectly with--

Carob juice.

Awesome.

Carob is nature's chocolate.

Just as delicious, with none of the sugar

or caffeine.

What's wrong with sugar and caffeine?

First thing I'm gonna do when I get home

is hug my espresso machine.

I may never let go.

You know [clears throat] I've often

described myself as a tall, hot drink.

[all scoffing]

-Come on, man.

-Gross.

You could never be coffee.

[scoffs] I could be coffee.

I cannot wait to be home.

Once my ankle's better,

it's back to training.

And I guess finding

a new corporate sponsor,

since mine was Jurassic World.

But you know

It's gonna be weird for things

to be normal again.

Like, are video games

gonna seem boring now? [chuckles]

How about you? What's the first thing

you'll do when you get home?

Depends on which wing of our mansion

you're talkin' about.

East wing is usually off limits,

but Dad and Candy are away on business,

so I guess I'll go downstairs

to our bowling alley. [chuckles]

Staff always lets me win.

Life of a VIP.

So, what have you missed, Ben?

[Kenji] Oh. Let me guess,

you can't wait to get home to your closet

of dork pouches.

-[Brooklynn and Sammy chuckle]

-Ha, ha. Very funny.

Seriously, Ben, you've had juice boxes

for days!

How much stuff can you fit in that thing?

One, lots, and two,

obviously the first thing I'm gonna do

when I get back is restock it.

[all laughing]

Check it out.

[imitates lightsaber powering up]

[Ben and Brooklynn grunt]

I found the first thing at Jurassic World

that works!

[chuckles] Still works.

I still can't believe how much went wrong.

[chuckles]

Like that time we almost got eaten?

Which time?

How was there more than one time?

Let's all raise our carob juice.

A toast!

To not getting eaten!

-To not getting eaten!

-To not getting eaten!

[slurping]

[grunts] Ugh!

[Yasmina groans]

-[spits]

-[slurps, sighs]

[Brooklynn shudders]

-To no more running away!

-To no more running away!

-[slurps]

-[Darius chuckles]

[Brooklynn] Hmm.

Mm-mm.

[slurps, sighs]

To the return of a low-level gnawing dread

rather than an all-encompassing

impending doom!

Why not!

-[Brooklynn] To what Ben said!

-[Kenji] Bad doom versus normal doom!

-I got one. [gasps]

-[expl*si*n]

[all grunt]

What was that?

It sounded like an expl*si*n.

-Ugh! Not again!

-I don't see anything.

I don't think it was near us.

We're okay. We're still okay.

[Bumpy groans]

I know camp wasn't what we thought

it was gonna be.

But after everything we went through,

at least we're leavin' this place

with five new friends!

To the six of us being best friends

for life!

Clink!

"No added sugars," wow.

[Sammy] Guys?

Hello?

Wait, do you guys not see us as friends?

I mean [sighs]

Doesn't it usually take

more than a few days

to become friends with someone?

We were thrown together at random.

We have nothing in common.

That's not true!

We've been through more together

than most friends have in a lifetime.

And now that it's over, what are the odds

that we'll ever see each other again?

[automated voice] Coming up on the right,

you'll see our world-renowned

18-hole, dinosaur-themed

golf course.

It's one of the many wonders

that makes this park so very Jurassic.

[chuckles] What does that even mean?

I thought I knew.

My whole life, I had this idea

of Jurassic World.

My dad used to say this place was,

"All-osaurus and a bag of chips."

He was so corny.

Um, was?

So, your dad is

I'm sorry, Darius.

Ugh! "Sorry." Nice one,

Sammy, ya ding-dong!

-Like "sorry" could begin to--

-It's okay.

Hey, at least your dad never saw

what a dumpster fire this place turned out

to be, huh?

Ow! What?

I meant it's cool that Darius and his dad

were so close.

I could count on one hand

the number of times me and my dad

have done anything.

Kenji, that's just real sad.

Yeah.

Did I mention I have a bowling alley?

[Ben] Dang it!

Come on, it's gotta be here somewhere.

Oh! [scoffs]

Bumpy stepped in something icky

and I'm low on sanitizer.

It's fine. I can make more.

Ben, why are you here?

What he means is--

Eh, well, you're scared of dinosaurs,

and the outdoors,

and sometimes the indoors, and germs.

Whipped cream for some reason?

The way it moves. [shudders]

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

What's the deal?

[Bumpy squeals]

My mom works for Mr. Masrani.

She got me into camp.

Said it would be a great way for me

to "face my fears." It's been a nightmare!

I'm sick of being scared all the time.

And of running,

and of almost getting eaten,

and and of holding everyone back.

I just can't do this.

[Bumpy groans]

[Ben] But it's not all bad.

If I hadn't come,

I-- I never would have met--

-[crashing]

-[all gasp]

-[crashing]

-[all grunt]

[Darius panting]

-[crashing]

-[all yell]

Guys, we gotta turn off the lights!

-[smashing]

-[Darius grunting]

-[gasps]

-[screeches]

Flying reptiles are basically seabirds.

They're attracted to shiny,

moving objects,

-and with all these lights on--

-We're a shiny, moving object!

[screeches]

[screams]

[Kenji panting]

What should I do?

-Just keep out of the way!

-[smashing continues]

-[screeching]

-[whimpering]

[Yasmina and Sammy yelp]

[grunting]

-[whimpering]

-[grunting continues]

[electricity buzzes]

[squawking]

[screeching]

-[whimpers, screams]

-[screeches]

[grunts] Brooklynn, you're with Yaz.

Sammy, help Ben and Bumpy across!

[Yasmina pants] Whoa!

[grunts, thuds]

[Bumpy grunts]

[screeching]

[automated voice] Smile!

You're at Jurassic World.

We hope you're having

[distorted voice] a Jurassic time.

[yelps, grunts]

[Bumpy squeals]

-[crashing]

-[grunting, groaning]

[gasps]

At least now we know

what that boom was earlier.

-I told you--

-[Brooklynn] Don't.

If we don't switch tracks

or stop this car right now,

we're gonna hit that thing, full speed!

The front car,

there's control panels there!

VIP Tour, I was eight, they let me drive.

[grunts] No, no, no!

-[Ben whimpering]

-[Bumpy groans]

[all grunting]

-[grunts, sighs]

-[screeching]

I'm gonna get to the control car

through there.

-You're gonna what?

-You can't go out there!

[sputters] That's where

the flying whatevers are!

We don't have a choice! Me and--

-I'm the only one who can fit.

-[screeches]

-[yelps]

-[all yelp]

[Bumpy groans]

You're gonna be okay.

Distract the flock while I crawl over

the top to the control car.

Use the flashlights, keep them away from--

-[hatch squeaks]

-[all gasp]

[Bumpy squeals]

[gasps] Ben!

Ben, what are you doing?

[grunts]

I can do this! Just distract them!

-[pants, screams]

-[screeches]

Come on! We have to keep them away

from Ben!

[pants]

[all panting]

[screeches]

I can do this.

I can do this.

[grunts]

-[all panting]

-[screeching]

[whimpers]

[grunts]

[yells]

[grunting]

[console trilling]

[whimpering]

-[bangs]

-[screeches]

[panting]

-[screeches]

-[screams]

[crashing]

[grunting]

[crashes]

[screeching]

[laughing, whooping]

-[pants, sighs]

-[Brooklynn] Yeah!

[all chanting] Ben, Ben,

Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben!

-[Ben laughs]

-[Bumpy groans]

You saved us, Ben.

I didn't know you had it in you.

[glass shatters]

-Ben!

-[Ben screaming]

[grunting]

-[Ben gasps, whimpers]

-[grunting]

-Oh, no!

-[grunting, screaming]

[Ben] Help!

-Hang on!

-[grunts] Darius! Darius! Darius!

No! [grunts]

No! [screams]

[theme music playing]