01x06 - Bunker

[bunniefuu]

ANDY: I had the most
frustrating wild-goose chase

with Cedric just now.

Ah! See?

CASSIE: I just wanna
know the truth.

- Why?
- I'm a journalist.

Jimmy mentioned
something about a bunker.

ANDY: If we find the
bunker, we find the money.

It's gotta be there.

f*ck!

I'm running out of time.

CASSIE: And I'm not leaving

until you tell me the truth
about what's really going on.

ANDY: They made us open
fraudulent accounts

and move money offshore for them

via this Australian account
that we set up in Hugo's name.

So, you became money launderers?

LILIANA: I'm worried
we might have

been exposed to
some kind of fraud.

Fraud?

I know who m*rder*d Hugo Drivas.

[EDGY, PENSIVE MUSIC]

LILIANA: Of course, lots of
clients have two accounts,

but it's the way one of
the accounts is being used.

DOM: Well, lots of hospitality
workers get paid in cash.

LILIANA: Yeah, but look

all the money gets
transferred overseas.

Again, the same pattern
as migrant workers.

Perhaps Mr Liu is
supporting his family.

Mm. I think we should file a
suspicious activity report.

File a SAR? [SCOFFS]

Look, all these transactions
are under, what, $10,000.

We're not obligated
to report them.

I tell you what.
I tell you what.

Look, I'll, uh...
I'll look into it.

There's something else.

I asked IT to find out
who opened the account.

It was Andy.

What are you saying?

Dom, you're one of
our best. I trust you.

But Andy...

Andy is a good guy.

Look, there has to be some
explanation for all this.

ANDY ON VOICEMAIL:
Hey, this is Andy.

I can't come to the
phone right now,

so leave a message
and have a great day.

[TONE BEEPS]

[WHISPERS] Look,
Lili's onto us, man!

Look, I can't wait
for you any longer.

I'm going to the client.

We need to make the
transfer and clean house.

[PHONE BEEPS]

WOMAN OVER PHONE: So,
it's a m*rder mystery?

CASSIE: No, it's a
missing persons case

which evolved into a
m*rder investigation.

OK. Well, can I hear a bit
more about the story, then?

No. No details until you agree.

[LAUGHS] What makes your
podcast so different?

Oh, I promise you everyone
is gonna want this.

- OK, can I call you back?
- Yeah, talk to you later.

[INTRIGUING JAZZY MUSIC]

- What's going on?
- Jimmy left last night.

Left? You mean...

What do you mean?

Gone. "Time to move
on," the note said.

Poor bugger.

Hugo's death really
hit him hard.

ANDY: You ready?

Always.

Oh! Hey, Val.

Good to see ya.

Crazy party the
other night, huh?

Yeah. It got a little nuts.
I wish I left with you.

Not with you. I
mean when you did.

Anyway, uh, while
we're chatting,

I was wondering if you
happen to know anybody

that smokes Kemp cigarettes?

[CHUCKLES]

OK, well, thank you.

Wanna go?

[INTRIGUING JAZZY MUSIC]

[SIRENS WAIL]

MAN: $250,000 went missing.

Yeah, and Andy is taking
care of that as we speak.

The problem is our manager
- she's been poking around.

Why?

Dom, don't...

[WHISPERS] Did you file a SAR?

No!

[SOFTLY] No. But she wants to.

Look, I think I've held her off,
but, look, we need to act fast.

So, if you can make
another placement...

[SOFTLY] Oh! Dom!

You lost the client's money

and now you want the client
to trust you with more money?

Well, I'll transfer
it immediately

and then close the account.

It'll be as though
it never existed.

And then when Andy comes
back with the missing money,

we can start over again

and I can even, uh, layer a
little extra on top for you,

free of charge.

MAN: Andy's in Australia?

Um, yeah, yeah. A small
town called Bidgeegud, yeah.

But, look, he'll come
through. I promise.

But, look, I need you
to place the money

and then tell the client that
everything's taken care of,

otherwise if my manager
files that SAR...

[INHALES SHARPLY]

[SIGHS]

I'll report it to them
and see what they say.

Ah. Thank you. Thank you.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[CROWS CAW]

[CICADAS DRONE]

CASSIE: Andy, we've been
searching for hours.

He built a bunker! I
know he built a bunker.

Well, I can't think
when I'm hungry,

so, why don't we go to Coolawah,

pick up something to
eat and figure it out?

- Do you have a charger in here?
- Oh, no! Wait!

Who...

Who are you?

Andy, I can explain.

- Who do you work for?
- Nobody.

Look, if you just let me talk...

You've been bugging
the whole town?

What the f*ck is going on?

I'm making a true crime podcast.

I'm a journalist.

Well, I got fired, but
if you just let me...

You've been lying to
me the entire time

for a podcast?!

I was gonna tell you. I was
just waiting for the right time.

When was the right time?

Was there a specific episode
where you were gonna reveal it?

Did I just ruin that
for you? I'm so sorry.

All that stuff you
told me yesterday,

that was never gonna
see the light of day.

That stuff about

the international money
laundering scheme?

That's just peripheral to you?!

I was never gonna
broadcast it anywhere.

It was just research.

Research that could
put me in jail.

I'm trying to help
you avoid jail.

How?! By turning my life into
a piece of entertainment?

By finding whoever k*lled your
dad and getting your money back.

Bullshit. You're
in this for you.

And you're not?

Well, gambling on
ill*gal stock tips

was that for the
greater good, was it?

[SIGHS]

[EXHALES]

I trusted you.

Wait.

[ANDY SLAMS DOOR]

CASSIE: You still can.

Andy!

Where are you going? You
can't walk back to town.

I'll hitch.

Don't you know that's dangerous?

It's 48 degrees!

I don't even know what
that number means!

[MOODY ALTERNATIVE ROCK]

[ZIPPER BUZZES]

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

This tip-off,
who'd it come from?

A very reliable
anonymous source.

And the evidence?

Solid as a rock.

You know, when you first
came up here, Geraldine,

I had my doubts.

Oh.

I mean, that tattoo you've got

with a frog eating
a baby, is it?

I... That...

But then you've shown yourself

to be dedicated and reliable,

and a big part of that is from
winning the trust of the locals.

That's no easy accomplishment.

I respect that.

You... Oh. Uh, thank you...

So, I'll tell you what,

you turn this little tip-off
into a m*rder conviction...

Mm?

And I'll see to it

that this job becomes yours

once I move on next month.

Then this whole region
will be your jurisdiction.

That would...
That... that would...

I... That'd be an honour, sir.

I'd... be honoured.

Well

go pick the f*ck up.

- Get up.
- Oh, yeah, sh*t, OK.

- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you so much, sir.

- You don't have to bow.
- No bowing.

['GOT YOU' BY AMYL
AND THE SNIFFERS]

♪ You look nice
as all dressed up

♪ A classy bloke
with a half-full cup

♪ But I came out just for you

♪ I got you

♪ Beer in the cupboard,
your eyes to mine

♪ You skipped my
queues and my lines

♪ Buy me a drink and
my eyes glaze over

♪ I got you

♪ And I don't care
about the things I have

♪ I got you

♪ And I don't want anybody else

♪ I got you

♪ Walk in the room
and I start blushing

♪ I got you

♪ I dunno what, but it
feels like something... ♪

Out for a little Sunday
stroll, are you, mate?

Hey, Trevor. Could I
have a ride back to town?

Just get in the car, you wombat.

['GOT YOU' PLAYS ON UTE STEREO]

- [PENSIVE AIRY MUSIC]
- [DOM TYPES]

[SIGHS]

ANDY ON VOICEMAIL:
Hey, this is Andy.

I can't come to the
phone right now,

so leave a message
and have a great day.

[TONE BEEPS]

So, just in case
you're interested,

we're in the clear for a
little bit, thanks to me.

But if you're not back
with that money soon, man,

we're gonna be in big trouble.

Look, where the hell are you?

Answer your phone!

[INTRIGUING MUSIC]

- [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
- [TRUCK HORN BLOWS NEARBY]

[REGISTER BEEPS AND WHIRRS]

[INTRIGUING MUSIC CONTINUES]

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

[PHONE BEEPS]

GERALDINE ON
RECORDING: Like hell!

I am not going into
your confessional.

JIMMY ON RECORDING: Do you
know why this is important?

GERALDINE: No, Jimmy.
Why is it so important?

JIMMY: Because this
is my confession.

With the eyes of God upon me.

I can only impart
onto thee truth.

Did you k*ll Hugo?

What? Hell, no! It wasn't me.

Then how is this your
bloody confession?

Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.

OK, get on with it.

JIMMY: In the beginning,
there was a boy.

Oh, bloody hell! 25
words or less, please!

If you keep interrupting, this
is only gonna take longer.

In the beginning,
there was a boy.

Now, this young fella
was brilliant at school.

His future was bright

and the whole world
was laid before him.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

So, what were you and Cassie
doing out here anyway?

It's stupid.

[CHUCKLES] Lot of
stupid out here, mate.

When I was a kid, my

Hugo, uh, built a bunker.

Preparation for the
end of the world.

But the end of the
world never came,

but it, uh, turned
into this place

that he could
escape to, you know?

Somewhere he could... he
could hide his secrets,

bury his treasure, you
know, his... his past.

When Jimmy mentioned
a... a secret bunker,

we thought we'd go
out and look for it.

Figured maybe it'd be

where Hugo did
all the UFO tours,

but... I don't know.

Yeah? I do.

Mate, there's nothing
secret about it.

Everyone knows
about Hugo's bunker.

Take you there, if you want.

Really?

Thing is... Cedric's
bunker now, right?

Hugo lost it in a
bet, the silly bugger.

What was the bet about?

Dunno. I can't even
remember anymore.

All I know is that
Hugo never forgave him.

For winning a bet?

Nah, nah, for actually
holding him to it, you know?

[SIGHS] Took us ages to
build the bloody thing.

[UNSETTLING MUSIC]

- [LIGHTER FLICKS]
- [DRAMATIC CHORD]

JIMMY ON RECORDING:
But secretly,

the boy, he was a tortured soul,

and the truth about his
feelings, he kept within.

Over time, these feelings
festered and twisted

into thoughts of...
of heinous violence

towards the man he
believed had wronged him.

GERALDINE ON RECORDING:
Jimmy, I'm a patient woman,

but I reckon the
good Lord above's

probably got other stuff to
do, so bottle the egg, mate.

And so, one dark evening,

he lured this man
deep into the bush,

and took a knife to him.

He cut his throat
from ear to ear.

He hacked his victim to pieces
and left him for the wild dogs.

Then our young fella
went on the run.

Eventually, he finds himself
surrounded on a cliff's edge.

Now he's got a choice.

He can jump or he can
face up to what he's done.

He didn't jump.

He did 25 years for m*rder.

Uh, where are we going?

Scenic route.

Why is that? You in a rush?

No, I just, uh...
Urgent call to make.

Uh, you can actually just
drop me right over here.

I don't wanna be any trouble.

Nah, you're no
trouble for me, mate.

[UNEASY MUSIC]

JIMMY: Once he was released,
he vowed to start over,

fully repentant.

He came all the way
here to Bidgeegud

and, today, a m*rder*r
lives amongst us.

But as the Book of Job tells us,

you can run, but you can't hide.

Sooner or later, someone
was bound to find out.

And...

Well, that was my fault.

I just never thought
he'd k*ll again.

Right, I'm gonna count to three.

After that, I'm booking you
with obstruction of justice.

[CICADAS DRONE]

Why are we stopping?

[BRAKES SQUEAK]

[UNSETTLING MUSIC]

ANDY: Uh...

Bunker's just over there, mate.

When you're done,

caravan park's just


through those bushes.

And don't forget what I said.

If you need somewhere to crash,

Moz and I would love
to have you, OK?

No worries.

I'll very much keep
that in mind. Thank you.

[ENGINE REVS]

[PENSIVE MUSIC]

[EXHALES]

- [ANDY GRUNTS]
- [HANDLE SQUEAKS AND GRATES]

- [GRUNTS]
- [HATCH CREAKS]

[ANDY PANTS]

Cedric?

[VOICE ECHOES]

- [GRUNTS]
- [HATCH SLAMS]

[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]

JIMMY: The man he
k*lled when he was young

was his own father.

The m*rder*r's name

was Benjamin Schneider.

Who?

We know him better as...

Cedric.

Cedric.

[WHISPERS] Cedric.

[HATCH HINGES SQUEAL]

[CARCASS THUDS]

[SLOW FOOTFALLS]

[CEDRIC EXHALES]

[GENERATOR WHIRRS]

Come on, old fella.

[GRUNTS]

[LIGHTS BUZZ]

[EXHALES]

[HUMS JOLLY TUNE]

Mm-hm.

[UNEASY MUSIC]

Uh, Cedric. Hi.

Uh, listen, I... I know
that this is Hugo's

uh, was Hugo's - bunker.

Jimmy told you?

[CHUCKLES]

Lousy priest.

He hears my confession, gets
pissed and then he blabs.

He told Hugo my secret,
now he's told you too.

No, he didn't tell me anything.

That's why Jimmy ran away.

[CHUCKLES] Bloody coward.

And Hugo tried to blackmail me

to get his bloody bunker back.

All this trouble

over nothing more than
a hole in the dirt.

[GERALDINE BANGS ON DOOR]

[SINGSONGS] Cedric! It's
your favourite copper!

Yes. I k*lled my father.

It's hard work, keeping
your past in the past.

- [BLADE RINGS]
- Back!

Stay back.

Listen, I don't care what
you did, who you k*lled,

what kind of crazy sh*t
lives in your past.

Just give me the
money and I'm gone.

What money?

You know what money.

Hugo's money!

I know nothing about any money,

but if you're anything
like your father,

I know you can't be trusted.

You'll tell everybody,

reveal my past,

ruin my future

like he was going to do.

Well, I wouldn't
let him blackmail me

and I'm not going to let
you blackmail me either.

GERALDINE: Drop it.

[SIGHS] Thank God!

[SIGHS]

Put the knife down.

What?

Now.

- But...
- Now!

Andrew Pruden,
you're under arrest

for the m*rder of your
father, Hugo Drivas.

[PHONE BUZZES]

- [LINE RINGS]
- [LOCK RATTLES]

ANDY ON VOICEMAIL:
Hey, this is Andy.

I can't come to the
phone right now,

so leave a message
and have a great day.

[TONE BEEPS]

Oh, straight to voicemail?!

[SCOFFS] Come on,
man. Call me back!

[CAT MEOWS]

- OK, Mr Biggles.
- [CAT MEOWS]

Hey! What are you doing?

It's not Andy, it's Cedric.

- Cedric's the k*ller.
- Step back, please!

How can he k*ll his father?
He wasn't even here.

Oh, look, we've got
hard evidence, alright?

We found the m*rder weapon

in the back of your
boyfriend's car.

What?! How would I...

CASSIE: m*rder weapon?
But I thought...

RORY: Hugo was k*lled
before he was burnt.

- We've even got a witness.
- A witness?

- GERALDINE: Mm.
- That's crazy. Who?

- Big door, little... Big door!
- Sorry!

['BUS MONEY' BY THE CHATS]

[DOORS SLAM]

[ENGINE STARTS]

♪ I spent my bus
money on a six pack

♪ Now I'm stuck in the
Junga with no way back

♪ I spent my bus
money on a Golden Oak

♪ Now I got no clue
how I'm gonna get home

♪ I spent my bus
money on a BIC lighter

♪ Then I walked to Mount
Coolum and started a fire

♪ I spent my bus money
on a sausage roll

♪ I'd have more money if
I wasn't on the dole... ♪

sh*t! Andy!

The whole time!

♪ I spent my bus money
on a five-buck scratchy

♪ Then I walked home... ♪

Didn't see that coming.

♪ I spent my bus
money on Rothy Blues

♪ And I walked home
with holes in my shoes

♪ I spent my bus
money on a long neck

♪ Now I can't afford
to pay the rent

♪ I spent my bus
money on shitty pills

♪ So now I can't afford
to pay my bills... ♪

Far out, Brussels sprout!

ANDY ON VOICEMAIL:
Hey, this is Andy.

I can't come to the
phone right now...

[SOFTLY] Damn it.

- [MUFFLED g*nsh*t BLASTS]
- [MEOWS]

Hey, it's me. Listen,
something's come up.

I, uh... I can't take
Luna this weekend.

No, I'm gonna do
the birthday party.

Yes, I told you I'll
do the birthday party,

but then I gotta take off.

Australia.

['BUS MONEY' CONTINUES]

♪ Hey, mate, have
you got a spare buck?

♪ I lost my wallet
and I smashed my phone

♪ I feel bad asking, I really do

♪ But all I need
is a buck or two

♪ All I need is a buck or two

♪ All I need is a buck or two

♪ All I need is a buck or two

♪ All I need is a buck or two

♪ Oh, yes, I do

♪ I said all I need
is a buck or two

♪ All I need is a
buck or two... ♪

[KISSES]

♪ Oh, yes

♪ I do. ♪

[SLAM ECHOES]

[SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC]