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05x04 - Leave It to Weasel

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

05x04 - Leave It to Weasel

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foreign

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for a week

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[Applause]

worry not honey Sack or make dinner

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oh what's the matter butter bottom

watch TV

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my kids yes

oh what's the matter butter bottom

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there the kids yes but

[Applause]

I need two replacement kits right away

right our kids I know just what to do

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friends

hello Victor I am Rachel and this is my

hello rent a kit I need two replacement

associate Mr baboon we are your

replacement kids

foreign

she misses her children quick then where

I Am Weasel and this is my associate Mr

are your children's rooms

baboon we are your replacement kids

[Music]

are your children's rooms come on take

[Music]

where the kids sleep come on baboon

our replacement children are here

oh

[Music]

Jelly Bean

hello Mommy it's me little Priscilla

our replacement children are here

Daddy

it's me little Priscilla

Matthew

I mean

[Applause]

Matthew oh you're my little now

what is this

[Music]

let's get some dinner in your tummies

mother

what is this it's brain loaf honey

microwave for six minutes to make that

I prefer not to eat brain's mother

slow

I've had just about enough father you

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you smarter case in point my half quick

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idioting nothing dear brother I was

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but no box it's not you Percy Bruce

erely

[Applause]

go to your room right now young lady

[Music]

[Applause]

what no but not you Percy Bruce

[Music]

it's nothing it's called Michelangelo's

David

oh the sculptures proportions are off

and it lacks feelings

[Music]

proportions are off and it lacks

this is my favorite

this is the scientist Channel hey this

is funniest police shootout

show you how to split an atom in your

what are you doing father allowing us to

own kitchen what is this try yeah

watch such wanton depravity as some

Norway's funniest police shootout

source of entertainment

that's more than shootouts from Norway

what are you doing father allowing us to

I prefer science over shootouts every

watch such wanton depravity of some

time

you like science more than shootouts

you're wrong lady

shootouts every time why that's an

[Music]

up to your room young lady

good night son

yes good night

[Music]

good night son

where's my good night kiss

yes good night Percy Bruce

mommy likes you best but you're just a

stinky armpitude

where's my good night kiss

[Music]

stinky armpitude

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girls

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go to bed

a little angels

[Music]

little angels

I'm gonna tell they tried to hit me

[Music]

oh I'm gonna tell you tried to hit me

yeah

we're trying he is bugging me

yeah he's sleeping like a baby

[Music]

no

so I leave your big brother alone

big brother alone

I can't burn down to the center's home

all right it has been a pleasure working

for you sir resend into your bed come on

it can't burn down so they sent us home

we have to go stand in for a couple of

babies in Finland

for you sir we're sending you your bill

hey Daddy

come on baboon we have to go stand in

now now my kids are fuzzier they're all

for a couple of babies in Finland

grown up now and drive a fast car my

kids

grown up now and drive a fast car my

kids are Rebels I'm gonna miss those

Rascals

The End