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05x15 - Mission: Stupid

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

05x15 - Mission: Stupid

Post by bunniefuu »

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[Applause]

you must wake up no sleeping in wake up

wake up wake up

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your stupid haircut and first thing I

have to rescuing people

that wasn't a dream private you've been

drafted into the U.S Ground Force

oh yeah

it's the general

hello major weasel good morning General

Heine

I had a top secret mission for you major

oh this poor poor Kitty I think I'm

stuck in a tree

oh

mission missions to save this Kitty

location bearing away to Oscar

mayonnaise bean sprout Bravo five many

of you may not come back alive but I

don't care oh you're country proud We

will not fail you General hiney

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sh**t up private we've got a kitten to

save

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actually this is not an airplane at all

this is a ground plane raise the

lightning gear private

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that was the ejection scene you goon

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I'll raise the landing gear myself

oh

let's go save that kitty

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when we get into hell we don't this is a

ground blame

hold on to your lunch we're in for

turbulence

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

all right

of the way there's a kitty in trouble

baby

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sorry no time for fish

bye bye

[Music]

thank you

you've got the kitty on radar

[Music]

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good prep for Rescue

all right private prepare to jump on my

mark now

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[Applause]

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I am saving you

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[Applause]

Sweden flakes of corn

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[Applause]

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give me your hand

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I can't making it nonsense private

hair kitty kitty

all right this is it

[Music]

call me the kitten

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oh heroism above and beyond the Call of

Duty I hereby present you with ease

Metals Valor no

what's that

you say these men are screw-ups they

destroyed a jillion dollar piece of

military hardware

should not get medals that they should

go back to boot camp

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