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05x17 - I Are a Artiste

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

05x17 - I Are a Artiste

Post by bunniefuu »

done yet I'm getting tired

already

per episode

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but I can win

karate surgery

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one color out of the lines

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thank you

my poor cement friend I'm afraid you'll

never be a true artist you can't even

color within the land

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I take up the challenge we shall both

move to Paris and become artistes and

may the best man win for I am

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oh

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animals

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okay

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it's these things

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are great coloring book pages of History

mounted on the wall of push pins and

refrigerator magnets great with inline

Sports by Da Vinci Rembrandt but the

times were harder than 1909

[Applause]

come on

over there I am going to try something

totally new and different for I am a

weasel artist

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extraordinaires

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I am going to do something different I'm

going to try a little something called

oil paints and put them on something I

call pandas

I

expect no recognition from my peers

[Applause]

I'm getting into the art business

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but I did take some liberties with your

face and then thanks I think I'll grab a

bite to eat

again

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what have you done to my masterpiece

garbage off your hands you can have it I

am not appreciated here I'm going home

just go away

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and now it's with Millions

once again it's proven that art is a

cruel mistress our combined work has

moved and shaped the art world for years

to come yet we receive no recognition

nor should we Art Is For Art's Sake

don't chicken culture

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there's a red