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05x18 - Fred: Last of the Idiots

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

05x18 - Fred: Last of the Idiots

Post by bunniefuu »

a friend all my life I've Ponder the

existence of these enigmatic peoples my

hackword assistance

in search of the last of the friend

London has it they were all named Fred

and there was only one left living

somewhere the last remaining old girls

fought and I will find him fourth I Am

Weasel anthropologist

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I am

picking

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foreign

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[Applause]

thank you

there he

isn't he wonderful

Noble and Majestic creature

foreign

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he's a possible Primal link to the very

Stars themselves

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I must take this breath back to my

laboratory only with my sophisticated

equipment will I be able to understand

this noble savage and December fret

intricate and ancient language

then I'll set the front trap all right

the Fred traps set with any luck in the

morning we'll have our spread

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um

good night

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we shall take him to our lab and

discover what Untold knowledge prep can

give to mankind

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[Applause]

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all right

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crap I think I'm ready to show you the

last of the friends to my colleagues

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I give you

is

I am the Anthropologist who discovered

him you're a mirror my lovely assistant

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all right call the

every day

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well I have to confess come fast what

I'm guilty of something I must confess

that I have been unable to decipher

Fred's intricate language

tell me that he's speaking idiot and you

understand him

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he's saying

laughs

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what did he say baboon what did he say

no well what did you say I are saying

you're talking to

hey Visa if it's hard to talk to an

idiots

foreign

modern society isn't all that's cracked

up to be you know what they say no brain

no headaches or no brain no pain or

something like that you know I really

envious

yes yes I know I've got success and

money looks and shame but I envy the

Simplicity of your life from now on I

shall be truly happy for I am in it

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new friend

I'm available

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[Applause]

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