06x05 - Robin Hood and the Sheriff

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come and listen to him a story about a

man named Jada for a mountaineer barely

kept his family fed and then one day he

was sh**ting at some food and up to the

ground from a bubbling crude oil that is

black gold Texas Tea well the first

thing you know old Jeb's a millionaire

the Kim folk said can't move away from

there said California is a place you

want to be sold and loaded up the truck

in the mood to Beverly Hills that is

swimming pools movie stars the Beverly

hillbilly

foreign

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Park looking for Robin Hood Robin Hood

Jethro you mean that nut actually took

to the woods like he threatened

oh that's chief he claims that leaving

that castle in England robbed him of his

Birthright so now he's heading out in

the park

trying to get him

back unbelievable not for Jethro I mean

for them to want him back

and besidesmith and also the family

truck and a couple of Ellie's pets

one hole Little John see any Rich

Merchants are coming

Hey Barry what did Little John say well

I say he didn't see no Rich Merchants

are coming ask him if you've seen any

fat Friars

you and I do fat fryers

chicken oh never mind I got me one sad

bunch of married men

and the honors the saddest

a hound dog an ape a tumble girl cousin

a donor a preacher from a b*llet don't

forget me Robin Hood

well I don't know if I can trust you

miss Stella your boyfriend deserted and

he was the only real married man I had

but he'll be back he left his wheels

well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to hold

you hostage really

he don't come back well whatever was his

is going to be mine

well why wait you're a Robin Hood this

park is your domain you're the long rest

of the freeway yeah sure a man like you

just takes what he wants even if she

belongs to somebody else of course

hot dog I'm gonna take her crazy

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is he for real

I don't think the Jolly Green Giant has

those carrots

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stallwalker you know jeffro will be back

quick as he gets hungry it's hungry

look at that

he must have told it off a hundred

pounds but enough to last him till

sundown

I'm afraid for the boy

he's gonna get hurt he ain't gonna get

hurt

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simmer down after always gonna get over

this Robin Hood notion

what about Ellie Mae out there in the

woods don't have to worry that girl was

born and raised in the woods besides you

got Old Duke with her and I dressed up

eight

I mean the little one not General

I'm too nervous to sit here let's go

back to that Park and find them we've

got a ride to him as Jane comes back to

the grocery

besides maybe that buddy fell offline

that boy we picked up in the park with

the long hair and a bee

the one Miss Jane said was a yippee

if it was hippie

he looked like a nut to me she was

friendly

too friendly trying to find out how I

smoke crawdads you know Granny there is

nobody can smoke for all that like you

well he sure knew nothing about it kept

asking me which end to life and was the

easy draw just making thoughts

real Pleasant fella she's gonna get his

friends from Sunset Strip to help find

Jethro wake up in there

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we are gathered here to pledge

allegiance to our new leader the king of

the cats

Robin Hood

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we've had some great leaders in the past

Eric the Red Buffalo Bill and the late

great Lady Godiva

but here me friends our new leader is El

suprimo this cat chases Dragon this cat

flies with the birds and talks to the

Apes this cat smokes broadheads

and we are going to be his band of merry

men take from the rich and give to the

poor

we're going up the road it's a bird it's

a plane it's Robin Hood and Little John

thank you

follow our leader

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[Applause]

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I want to apologize no need you that was

the only shot left

it's you I'm apologizing for

you this is most appropriate for

searching the woods of Griffith Park

it's pretty embarrassing in the

supermarket making it a supermarket Mr

dry idea what are we for all them

groceries

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put away your money it's all been taken

care of

Mr Clifford

he deducted it from your account

as long as you help granny put away the

grocery

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and you'll see a stool pigeon

Mr climate

I've got a great idea to get your money

out of that English Castle we'll turn it

into a car wash

I won't but it's all Stone it can't hurt

the walls or floors and we'll pipe the

water in from the mouth how easy to hear

the name I've got for it the Earl of

Clampett's classy Castle Car Wash

give me the crawdads next to this team I

want to put it where I can get at him

either well I'm sorry granny we went to

five supermarkets but none of them had

crawdads when is Beverly Hills going to

catch up with bug tussle

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hey come on come on

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foreign

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hey come on come on now Robin Hood Robin

Hood hey

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yeah Robbie baby four Travelers have

just entered your farts the sheriff and

Nottingham and his men no one of them is

your uncle the Tyrant one of his uh

granny the Crawdad Queen one looks like

a rich Merchant and the one driving is

either a scout leader or Smokey the

Bear's sister

back here in one hour Danny

granny ain't that a fancy hat to wear in

the wood this is what you call a Tommy

Fox Jethro will think I'm a trailing

arbutus

you ready

dude we ought to have g*ns granny we

want Jethro alive for him in woods look

like they'd have Bobcats and wolves and

snakes in them you know somebody should

stay here and guard the car I'll

volunteer these ones are perfectly safe

you'll not be lost there that's not that

guarding the car is a dangerous job it

might get stoked I love it you lock your

big mouth

keep going Mr Dragon no you three can

have the glory I'll stay here and do the

dirty work all right see you back here

all right now everybody beat the bushes

Robin

made Maddie

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she's got something there Grammy

me

bro

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wake up rich Merchant you are the

prisoner of Robin Hood and his merry men

stand empty liver that's wrong

that'll be me it's Robin Hood and made

Marion this here's Little John now in

the Dale and will Scarlett I had much to

Miller son I am sir guy Gisborne where's

my uncle the Tyrant and the others

cowards ran off and left me watch who

he's waiting we'll tie you up and hold

you for ransom yeah swings here to pry

on the rich

but I'm not rich I'm just a poor Bank

president honest I haven't got any money

but I know the people who have now you

let me go I'll finger my rich friends

for you

okay it's a deal unhanded thanks a lot

Robin Hood well see you later Thomas

Hathaway I'll leave her car at the bank

hold it finger man

that's right Mr Drysdale you're joining

my merry men yeah Uncle Rob needs you

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hey Robin Hood

Robbie baby

Almighty leader

Kelly you chicks are turning the king of

the cats into a lap dog

El Supremo it's me the guy of Gisborne

what do you want sir guy

I knew Mary man's her finger you ain't

married he's blooming up the Glade

bringing all the cats down who bets that

Saxon dog into my presence right

hey sex baby our glorious leader wants

to lay the law on you

now look it's bad enough to wear these

hippie hand-me-downs and the rest of

this garbage but these Creeks want to

pierce my ears we don't go for snap-ons

you see Robin he is Sir sad I'm gonna

Grant you a boon sir finger I'm gonna

give you some fit and raiments

here what is it what base the best

threads I got he's even good enough for

me now go on put them on now look if you

die our leader has space

I.E to Yan bushes and gerd thy loin

we're gonna let light through thy lobes

oh wow

it's got to be an improvement

pull the knuckle novocaine baby I would

have further word with our leader why

don't you go away well I plan a trip

just as soon as Robbie comes through

with the crawdads

the kind granny smokes oh yeah yeah I

did promise to get you some so you did

oh man of La Mancha let us dream The

Impossible Dream okay the

one that's where you find him well we'll

help you look we've got to be careful

with crawdad if you ain't they really

grab you it will lead us to the grammars

Robbie

children come on it's light up time

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thank you

being the prince of barefooted people

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oh no he probably just decided to help

us look like they went that way down

toward the lake kid don't forget my

crawdadge

ah doggies I think I know how to bring

our hog to trough

now Jethro is uncommon font a granny

smoked crawdads I'll catch him Granny

you go to smoking them and if that boy

is within little smell and range which

is about 20 miles he'll come and run

give you the idea spread out everybody

we'll meet down by the lake

I appreciate this Robin Hood Road I'd

rather have my own clothes

where is everybody

should I

made Marius

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come on Fred let's go back in the car

there's no Robin Hood up here I thought

I heard a voice it's probably that kooky

Ranger

I shot an arrow into the air followers I

know not where

yes Virginia there is a Robin Hood

hold it Robin Hood

oh hello officers hi Rob now put away

the bow in the arrow we're gonna take a

little ride ah no I'm not Robin Hood I'm

sir finger I mean Melbourne Drysdale

president of the Commerce Bank

oh sure you are I'm down nowtingham

wants to see you

really well I guess you wonder what a

nice fella like me is doing in a place

like this but you see I'm being held for

rants

really

oh by the wicked Prince John no no don't

you worry see we have Richard the

lionhearted on our side and we can give

you the room right next to him

Caesar Napoleon oh no no no just relax

just relax you'll feel much better after

they put you between those nice wet

sheets

all right

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Paul sit down here and make my love

friends

yeah

is it rascal

it's a nursing bottle oh it's cousin

best I got tired of playing Robin Hood

and made Marion so I come out here and

found this little critter you know I

take him home

I don't hardly think he's more like that

but I'm right glad to hear that you're

ready to come home

you know Paul being out in the wood

Shores made me homesick for the hell

you do Ellie I know you I believe it do

us all good take a trip back to the

Hills

yeah we can

we can fall festival at Silver Dollar

City that's the daily idea granted like

it and it might be just a thing to get

Jethro's mind over this Robin Hood

nonsense where is he I'll be on the

other side of that Hill I'll see you

there directly

now uh he said young and back to his

mama yes sir Paul

I'm president of the Commerce Bank of

Beverly Hills just ask my secretary

she's here in the woods someplace

wearing a leopard skin no no she's

wearing it oh forget it anyway I was

sitting in her car when these hippies

catch it hippies yes the woods are full

of them

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and those hippies do get into some weird

offense avert of the flower children but

that one's going to seed

granny she can identify me her family

has 60 million dollars in my bank really

yeah it was 70 but they spent 10 million

on their English Castle you're gonna

like those wet sheets

you'll rest on you I'm going to

Mr advisedale you see he's no heavy he's

as normal as I am

with us granny I can't I'm going down to

the lake to smoke some crawdads smoke

some what crawdads but first I need a

little pot

oh

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and

not empty-handed

and also Robin red pants as young second

team crawdad sure does got 15 of the

Rascals too their coolant group coolest

the guy of Gisborne will be the first to

set sail up Moon River be careful now

please Grabbers

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see I told you that thing's a lie sure

smoke those all the time you got a mat

what too far out for us come on flower

children back to squaresville back to

the Sunset Strip

we're not that Mary Robbie hey are you

going too Stella yeah but you write to

me next time you're out there flying

Among the Stars let me know what spring

is like on Jupiter Mars

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let me down

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you see that yeah must have been 15 20

hippies should we hold on to this one or

go after them

let's do it the easy way let's go get

the 20 hippies

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now it's time to say goodbye to cheating

all his skin they would like to thank

you folks for kindly dropping in they're

all invited back next week to this

locality to have a heaping helping of

their Hospitality

hillbilly that is Sarah's Bell take your

shoes off don't come back now dear

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