06x23 - The Great Tag-Team Match

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oil that is black gold Texas Tea

well the first thing you know old gems a

millionaire looking folk said can't move

away from there said California is a

place you ought to be solder loaded up

the truck in the mood to Beverly Hills

that is swimming pools movie stars The

Beverly Hillbillies

foreign

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me

what are they Haley knew about

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hey we sailing the champ not the champ

that's you like it says on the cake

yeah grappling green

what is all this nonsense three nonsense

at all you up to Boston strong girl and

she was a champion lady wrestler so now

that makes you the champion lady

wrestler

I

have no clown

Crown you take that sign off of my good

bathrobe I ain't no lady rashford the

heck you ain't you're throwing the

Boston Strong Girl Plum out of the ring

oh I may watch you on the television

we're proud of you

only done that cause she was beaten up

on that poor little Tennessee Girl

Rebecca of Donnybrook Farm

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all right

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don't make no never mind you've done it

that makes you the champ that's right

sure does no we don't I'm a peace loving

woman and I don't want to be tired with

the brush environment she wished many I

don't want to hear no more about it but

you're famous everybody's seen you on

the television that's another word I

didn't Whoop That Woman for fame no

glory I did it to right her wrong and

now that it's over I want to forget it

and that goes for you too well I'm just

going to tell youngers if that's the way

you want it that's the way it's going to

be

that's the way I want it and that's the

way it's going to be

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Ellie

did you sure enough see me on television

when I watched the Boston strong girl

you ordered her not to talk about that

do you want me to go to prison prison

the Constitution guarantees her the

right to free speech she could hold me

up before The Supreme Court I don't

regularly do a thing like that of course

not and enough for your rice child where

is your spunk remember you are the

granddaughter of the world's champion

wrestler we both saw your granny and you

was something

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I was there in person when Granny slower

into the sixth row of seats

done that boy

I'm rich

Paris or honor and then I give her the

bug tussle bunk

I spend a bundle promoting you is the

Beast of Boston

after that Fiasco last night they gotta

start calling you the Massachusetts

why didn't you and Rebecca do the fight

like we rehearsed it whose idea was it

to run in that little old lady

wasn't it yours of course not I wasn't

even in town

I never saw her before in my life

Rebecca

well if that little broad changed the

script on me or

that's what I get for taking a topless

waitress and giving her a chance to

become an actress

Danny invited me over and she'll be

expecting me to look like this granny

she's the little old lady who threw her

out of the ring last night so you aren't

I want to put her in the act

she's not a performer what she's a real

little old lady from Tennessee k*ll

those lights we look at this film if

she's for real you are in big trouble

all right

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don't tell me that that was a real

little old lady from Tennessee it had to

be a stunt man in Drag

that was a grandmother okay back to your

Tugboat Annie you mean I'm out of show

business that's right

Ash come in Mr Booth the television

station just sent these over they're all

about last night's wrestling match and

they've been flooded with phone calls

ring back the little old lady in the

Boston Strong Girl greatest fight ever

how about a rematch

in book Tennessee Terror and Beast of

Boston

an Ed Sullivan Show

guarantee Phil Houston Astrodome I

believe granny strong girl rematch

all right you're back and show business

well come on where can I find this

little granny I'm on my way to see her

now she wants to talk to me about the

mortgage on Donnie Brook Farm don't tell

me she believes that story about you

wrestling just to pay off the mortgage

anchor was gonna foreclose on my sick

mama and my Daddy hey I write a

pretty good script yeah but come on

let's not keep the little baby waiting

call the television station tell them

that we got granny and the Boston

stronger for a rematch I want plenty of

publicity

how do you know she'll fight again are

you kidding did you get a load of those

clothes or the old army shoes the 20

bucks she'll k*ll you

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there granny

well this little Rebecca of Donnybrook

Farm yeah

this is my son-in-law Jim Clampett hey

Mr Becca pleased to meet you oh thank

you sir pleasure is mine ain't she sweet

we should probably bring it oh Mr Gene

Booth a gentleman I'm very beholden to

Mr Booth I'm Jed Clampett oh man I'm

fine thanks I hope you'll excuse the

mess I'll just try to fix Granny's

chairs you must be the handyman around

here well I do the best I can and uh

Granny's the cook yeah to Danny too I

hope you stay for vittles

tell me does she make much of a salary

no salary at all just room and board

same as the rest of us

Rebecca tells me that you're the man who

pays them women to get up in that ring

and fight I only do it for patriotic

reasons patriotic reasons

exactly it promotes physical fitness it

helps solve the unemployment problem

fights poverty

and it helps a little Farmer's Daughter

like Rebecca here learn to trade and

earn another stuff and I can do the same

for you little lady

what you mean

you fight the Boston strong girl again I

will pay you the sum of uh ten dollars

ten dollars tell you what to help you

buy a new churn I'll make that 20.

forget it the joke teller here is making

me a new church granny promised me she

wouldn't scrap no more I'm retiring

undefeated

now granny just staked the proceeds from

your match would help poor Rebecca pay

off the mortgage on Donnie Brook Farm

Mama sick

my daddy's crippled

come out of retirement

how much is a mortgage Rebecca well it

yeah ten thousand dollars that's uh a

ten and a comma and three zeros Mr left

my money in my other pants check

check yes that's a good idea you do that

yeah come on in Shadow Fight

be any good oh yes it will when it

bounces granny goes in the ring or he

goes to jail

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hey Granny will you make Ellie stop

helping me you can whip him Ellie can

whoop anybody except in Jed and me

wow what a family

nothing nothing

here you are Miss Rebecca now that mean

old Banker spoke about can't foreclose a

Morgan oh thank you sir 20 000 yeah I

sweetened in the mic to help take care

of her sick mama and her triple Daddy

Let's Go Rebecca can't you stay for

viggles hey thank you no but uh we have

pressing business I cooked up a great

big pot of gold tripe

sorry you must have Mighty pressing

business if that don't keep you yeah

well thanks again

goodbye oh no no we'll be back

you hear that Jim he's coming back yeah

granny once you said good trip you had

him

uh that young lady we saw wrestling on

television last night is here Rebecca of

Donnybrook Farm you mean that snuggling

little creep who shot off her mouth

about the mean old Banker foreclosing a

mortgage yeah out of the office throw it

on the elevator shot actually it's her

manager who wants to see you he has a

check for twenty thousand dollars show

him anything any friend of Rebecca is a

friend of mine

yeah

come in please thank you

thank you guys down Mr Gene Booth oh I'm

pleased to meet you sir and you don't

have to tell me who this is It's My

Little sweetheart of the Ring Rebecca

I'm done yeah

thank you sir but you know darling you

mustn't say that Bankers are mean oh

Lord we are sweet and kind gentle

generous a friend to rich and poor alike

you know I'm glad to hear you say that

because a poor handyman just gave me a

bump check on your bank for twenty

thousand dollars I'll k*ll him I'll put

him in prison for the rest of his life

well now I don't want him in prison I

just want to force his family to fight

in the tag team match and if you can

confirm that this is a bad check I can

do it

Katie Clement why did he give you this

chat he thinks he's paying off the

mortgage on Dottie Brook

farmer and my purple daddy my check is

good

not anymore you can't do that now who am

I gonna get to fight get her sick mommy

and Daddy I knew dirty crook you

come out in the hall and call me that

and you'll get your teeth kicked in okay

let's go

please he's a powerful looking man don't

be frightened just get out there and

kick his teeth in

yes I'm gonna take care of our mean one

all right now

you're going to get yours

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vicious kids today

man isn't safe in his own office

okay come on Terry

don't do that you're not you're supposed

to be Rebecca's father

and remember Mama you're sick

oh look who's here little Rebecca's come

back

I'd like you to meet my mama from

Tennessee all right man nice to meet you

how are you honey

well she don't say much she She's Gotta

save her strength for costumes

here's my daddy

pleased to make your acquaintance sir

thank you

maybe you best hang on to your king

I'm just transitive

and this series granny

the declare there's an awful bad shape

for Tennessee

how'd your daddy get so crippled up well

he he he uh fell off old smoking

oh

y'all come here sit down

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let me help you down the step s

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Daddy's proud proud of the dog with two

tails

good things gotta spare I think he just

busted one

we

just dropped by so you could show

Rebecca's folks some of your wrestling

holes

wrestling holes yes Mom and Daddy and I

gotta wrestle the bosses strong girl and

her folks how come

we need the money to pay off the

mortgage on Donnie Brook Park I give you

money for that and more to move oh I

meant to tell you about that uh

Rebecca's folks wouldn't let her cash

the check they're too proud just charity

Bruce Indian daughters of Tennessee

well that's fine but they ain't no shape

to wrestle he's too old to fight too

weak to run yeah he insist on it we've

been challenged it's an affair of Honor

Feud hey he's talking about the feud I

ain't hungry

you you know in the Boston strong

girl and her father the weight lifter

and her mother the black Smith

I can't let these poor folks bite them

big Bros let's do it well now L.A we

ain't got no quarrel with

come in

I'm the father of the Boston Strong Girl

where are those sniveling cowards from

Tennessee

I'm from Tennessee then you're a snugly

coward

Mother Finger I'm gonna have to ask you

to take your hand over granny granny

so you're the b*llet beat up by my

daughter yeah and I'm gonna do the same

thing to you wait a minute wait a minute

if you're gonna have a family fight have

it at the international Arena we ain't

aiming for no fight Mr booth our family

ain't been provoked you ain't huh

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how we've been provoked

good evening ladies and gentlemen this

is Bill Baldwin speaking to you from

Ringside at the international wrestling

Arena where tonight an overflow crowd is

waiting to see the tag team match of the

century grappling granny in the

Clampetts versus the Boston strong girl

and her family at any moment now our

Gladiators will be making their entrance

I don't understand how you can let the

clavis risk their necks like this how

can I stop they claim they're fighting a

feud and Affair of arms

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family

you did that to encourage them by buying

the new robes Ray Bankers are no tourism

notoriously generous it's too bad there

wasn't room for your name

fatal Ellie takes over role

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calls that always greets the Boston

Strong Girl company tonight by her

equally repulsive parents

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our fight promoter Gene Booth certainly

looks happy he'll make a mint tonight

now folks this is a tag team match only

one of you can be inside to bring at a

time

now who'd like to start let me be first

I'm the Champion all right granny now if

you need any help you reach to the ropes

and tag another member of your team

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all right team match only one in the

ring at a time

we're wrestling our rules not while I'm

here

okay

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and now believe it or not she's holding

it by the ankles and swinging him around

like a whale

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Boston strong girl and our mother out of

the rain

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I'm still father the fight is over

gravity is one single-handed this crowd

is going wild

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he really you embarrassed me can't we

leave now we have work to do at the

office oh oh sure sure

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now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and

all his kin they would like to thank you

folks for kindly dropping in you're all

invited back next week to this locality

to have a heaping helping of their

Hospitality

hillbilly that is Sarah's Bell take your

shoes all y'all come back now here

this has been a film wise presentation

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