Hey, Chet! Chet, old man, you
ready yet?Almost time for our battle to
the death and all?I'm sorry
reasons. I can't battle you today. I'm a
horrible, terrible cold.
Sorry. You'll have to find another
gladiator. Well, I'm gonna
get well soon.
This is horrible. There are thousands of
meat-thirsty Romans up there waiting for
a battle. And now they're going to be...
Disappointed.
You, the mule shaver!
How would you like to be a gladiator?
HuhGladiator?
I'm not knowing what gladiator meaning,
but if it's having word glad in it,
it must be good.
All hail the Emperor Gluteus
Maximus!
Hey! Hey
HuhLet the games
begin!
In this corner, weighing in at 10 at
one-half pounds, eight ounces of pure
rock-solid muscle and downy soft
fur, the reigning champion, I.M.
Weasel!
And in this corner is...
Aya, baby. Yay!
Choose your weapons and come out
fighting.
Oh, he picked the sturgeon. Ooh, this is
going to be icky.
Why?I hope it's
not cherry.
What you doing?Oh,
no! I am fighting you, and I suggest you
fight back. These people want action.
Hunter, catch you, Hunter. Oh,
I'll take you!
Stop! Don't making me use this!
What I are ever doing to hurt
Weasel! This is my job.
Nothing personal. Being a gladiator may
be uncool and barbaric! Hey! But
the entertainment deeds of the public
must be fulfilled!
Goody, goody! Oh, they're beating each
other senseless!
Oh, bravo! Bravo!
Oh,
Do it already!
I can't do it! Duh
I cannot harm this poor creature.
Good. Back to work. This is a battle to
the death, not a chili cook off.
play this man today. Ohh Well,
very well. If you will fight each other,
you'll fight the lions!
Oh, great!
Now we are having to fight giants!
No more fighting. We will use passive
resistance.
Just relax, Baboon. We shall prevail.
You know, this was fun for the first six
hours, but now it is getting really old.
Hey,
Carl, I'm bored. Do you want to go chew
up somebody else?Yeah, sure, Larry.
How's about Tubby up there?Oh,
yeah, he's plump.
When fighting is involved, Baboon, nobody
really wins. But if
somebody had, it would have been the
Lions. This is great.
Oh! Oh,
it hurts! I've got it mauled.
I'm no longer just a couch potato. I'm
involved!
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04x03 - I Are Gladiator
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.
Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.