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04x08 - I Am Whale Captain

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

04x08 - I Am Whale Captain

Post by bunniefuu »

I uh hate cleaning barnacles!

You are hating this job! Why not

stupid whale learning to clean itself?

I are hating whale!

Hey, Barnacles! I'll

scrape you now!

Stop! Please stop!

Just stop it! Please don't

scrape us again!

How would you like it if somebody scraped

you off of your home?Oh, I have a wife

and 600 kids!

I are sorry. I are not wanting

to scrape barnacles, but it all my

job. I are forced to doing

it. Take me!

Who would spare the children?

having idea!

Bless you, good sir! Bless you!

You're a swell guy!

What a sound.

We're casting off. Now stop moving around

and get below decks. Yes, ma'am.

All right, men.

Our mission is to sail the seven seas in

search of the elusive giant squid. First,

I need a reliable man to get me a

cappuccino.

No, no, noI said a reliable

man. And since I'm the only

reliable seaman here... I shall get my

own cappuccino. And you, last mate

Baboon, will attend to oral hygiene duty.

Chop, chop. Time to cast off.

Throttle to full. Throttle to full.

Seal the hatches. Seal the hatches.

Turn the pink thingy.

Turn the pink thingy. C-word

h*, engage.

Sweet shaving grandma of Ice Cube!

Ice Cube alarm!

On to board!

Are you okay, Sailor?

Yeah, there's nothing quite like the

feeling of thwarting danger. We've

laughed in the face of death. Laugh!

It's a giant squid!

Run! That squid

could cross the whale. It could drag us

all to a watery grave.

Ohh

Come on, you want a piece of me?

All right, no more Mr. Nice Weasel.

Legs! No, they squig! They're

not fighting.

Ohh They're in love. Beautiful.

I smell a wedding coming.

By the power invested in me, I pronounce

you man and wife. You may kiss

the squid.

Boy, I hope they make this a quick

honeymoon. We've only got six minutes of

air left.

Hello, it's me, Lance

Sackless. As you may

have noticed, I am not in this film.

This is my contract, and it has been

violated! I'm supposed to be in this

show! Oh, but I'm in this

show right now.

Never mind.