02x02 - Where Do You Want to Go Today?

[bunniefuu]

[tense music plays]

[electro music plays]

Mo?

Mo, you really don't have to

tidy up for me.

Stop! Umm

I I'm not wearing anything!

Mo?

Everything alright?

Yeah.

You're aware that in a relationship

you sometimes see each other naked?

Yeah

How are you doing?

Can you hold me please, Mo?

You're the only person

I can trust right now.

[Moritz] Okay.

I think now is a good time to explain

how I got out of the whole

"pills on the table" dilemma.

TWO MONTHS EARLIER

Um

So, this is why I had to

pick up Daniel from your house.

Yeah, his dealing's become a real problem.

He's in deep sh*t with cartels and so

What?

I was really surprised

when I heard about it.

So I talked to him,

and convinced him to stop, straight away.

Somebody had to rescue him

from that drug swamp.

He was involved with

some really dodgy people.

So then I offered to let him in on MyTems.

So he could pay off his debt, and

And to give him a future, naturally.

- It could

- No

Could you maybe

not tell him that I told you?

He's really very embarrassed.

He's probably been

acting weird around you.

- [electro music plays]

- [Moritz breathes shakily]

[Lisa] Be honest: if you saw this guy,

would you think the ecstasy

next to his Transformer was his?

No!

Nah!

Of course I was going to

tell her the truth sooner or later.

Uh, but then

- [monitor beeps]

- Mum! [echoing]

It was probably better I didn't tell her.

Right?

A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

[upbeat music plays]

CHIEF INSPECTOR KÄMPER

MYDRUGS CASE STATUS

[male voice] Domain: mydrugs.to.

Product range: a variety of ecstasy pills,

crystalline MDMA.

Server location: unknown.

Security vulnerabilities: none.

Test purchases have been made.

Postmark: Distribution Centre 32,

North Rhine-Westphalia.

The latest samples

show a high degree of purity.

Exclusive product.

An older test purchase matches

confiscated pills from one Jakob Otto.

Alias: Buba.

Location: Rinseln.

Committed suicide

with a 3D-printed weapon.

Type: "Liberator". Calibre: 9mm.

Condition: destroyed.

Fingerprints: none.

Cameras present, however,

no recordings could be found.

EVIDENCE

[male voice] A laptop was seized.

Completely reformatted.

Most probably, we're looking for

20 to 30 people, in a clan structure.

Highly specialised and professional.

[label printer whirs]

f*ck, I haven't slept in days.

Yeah, I'm really happy for you and Kira.

I haven't slept in days because your

Rotterdam friends want to f*cking k*ll us!

[Dan] Don't worry about it, Lenny.

I can't sleep either.

That's why I spent the whole night

Thinking. If they're convinced by

our fake business, they'll leave us be.

- [knocking on door]

- [Dan] f*ck! The Dutch!

- Huh?

- What the hell is that?

- Bad experience with firearms.

- [Lisa] Mo! I need to get something.

[Moritz] Okay!

We just need to finish something.

[Lisa] Aren't you a bit old

for a group wank? Open up!

[Lenny groans]

Gloves, gloves!

Hey!

I thought it was

much warmer outside, but

- Hi.

- [grunts]

I just wanted to grab a jumper.

Yeah, um

Have fun, I guess.

I'll be at Fritzi's.

Cheerio!

- [door closes]

- [boys sigh]

Okay. I give it two more days

before Lisa finds out everything.

Come on. It's temporary.

As soon as things with her dad

Her dad's a sex addict

and her mum is in rehab.

Nothing about this is "temporary".

Well, there's a guest room at mine.

- He's just trying to help!

- It's under control!

- Okay, so this cover-up business

- You mean front business.

I think I have an idea.

Look, don't worry about it, okay?

[electro music plays]

Like I said, I can go there alone.

[sighs]

We're coming.

Alright.

Just try to make a good impression, okay?

And so that they don't hurt us,

please leave the talking to me.

These guys are dangerous.

[Kira] Typical.

People put CCTV up everywhere

but use the default password

for their Wi-Fi router.

Ooh. And who's in? I'm in.

Ready?

[music blares]

- [man] What's going on?

- [woman] Turn that off!

- [man] It won't turn off!

- [woman] Turn it off! The baby's asleep!

[man] I'm trying!

[Lenny laughs] My neighbour.

They shouldn't call them "smart homes".

- [chuckles]

- [neighbours shout]

[shouting stops]

They won't k*ll you.

If they do, it won't change

your life expectancy much.

You're right.

Got it! Just don't go with them!

- [Lenny tuts]

- Man, you're the CTO.

CTOs sit alone in a dark room and code.

Or hack their neighbours' smart homes.

- [shouting resumes]

- No, I can't do that to Moritz.

We're all in it together.

[Kira] If you do survive,

can I sleep here tomorrow?

[electro music plays]

What the f*ck?

Are you kidding me? What is that?

It's on offer if you buy the baton.

Yeah, that's really subtle.

I'm not dying today!

[up-tempo music plays]

THE NETHERLANDS

[Moritz] And all of it

in a variety of flavours.

Beef, barbecue beef, chicken,

barbecue chicken, and pork.

So, in summary, depend

I TIDIED UP

[Moritz] Well.

Customers can pick and mix for their dogs

and have it delivered to their doors.

"Simple. Healthy"

DO I GET A SHELF IN THE TOP

CUPBOARD? I'LL CALL YOU

[phone vibrates]

So, it's: "Simple. Healthy. Personalised."

Doggy Style Mix.

That's our idea for the front company.

[clears throat] Well,

I'm not convinced by the idea.

How many of your friends and relatives

have a dog?

- A lot! In fact, almost all of them.

- Exactly.

You need something

that seems like a smart idea

but with a smaller target group.

In other words It needs to be

something that doesn't really work.

Like I said, if you can't

come up with a convincing idea,

then we'll just have to

No!

No, we have another idea.

[Dan] Um

We deliver vitamins and important

nutritional supplements in liquid form.

As shots for busy professional gamers.

I've known Lenny for a while,

and for him, gaming is like a sport.

And cognitively, I mean, that may be true,

but in terms of his diet,

it's anything but athletic.

[Dan] It's basically

iced tea and peanut puffs.

We sell everything the body lacks

when it remains motionless

in front of the computer for ages.

Bonus Life: because the "E" in Esport

stands for "energy".

[mutters] It's "electronic".

[tense music plays]

- That's a damn good idea, man!

- [laughs]

- Mm-hm!

- I love it! It's amazing.

[all laugh]

- [in Dutch] Glad you like it.

- [in Dutch] You speak Dutch?

- [in Dutch] A little.

- Employee of the Month!

[all laugh]

- [in Dutch] Employee of the Month.

- [all laugh]

[stirring classical music plays]

- Incredibly unprofessional!

- [sighs] Come on, relax.

No, I will not relax!

You can't just start

blabbering on like that

and pitch some random idea

we hadn't discussed!

- Yeah, but you can?

- Yes. I'm the CEO.

You undermined my authority back there.

Authority! Undermined!

Hey! Lennard Sander, CTO. Also, Moritz,

you weren't focussed on the task at hand.

Lisa was texting you throughout,

everyone noticed.

Dan just had a better idea. So relax.

Dan just saved our arses.

Without him, we wouldn't be alive.

Yeah, exactly! Because they're dangerous!

They're not our friends!

We can't just blindly trust them.

[Kira] Who can't you trust?

Who said that?

[Kira] Hi!

[Kira] You must be Moritz.

Lenny's told me everything about you.

- Hey, Kira!

- Hi, Dan.

- How long have you been there?

- Since now.

Have you been up here? It's brilliant.

So when you're done with

whatever you're doing

I thought that you and I

could maybe do something?

It's Sunday, so I'm free.

You're also free.

We could go to yours for a change.

Yeah, or go running, or ride a bike.

- [laughs]

- [Kira] Play football.

You two can keep arguing.

[Lenny] I need to whip out that baton.

[Kira] Or hiking. Or paddle boating.

Or rock climbing!

[Lenny] Right! That's it! Coming up.

[tense music plays]

What are you doing?

Where's the box?

- What box?

- The "See You Soon" box.

I need a hair tie.

Oh, yeah.

It's still around here somewhere.

I wouldn't throw something like that away.

Ah. There it is.

[soft music plays]

Ah, thank God. I've lost all mine again.

Remember this?

Oh God, yeah. sh*t.

We were going to smoke it before you left.

You were too chicken, as always.

[Lisa imitates] Oh, what if

we don't come back down?

Cannabis consumption

can lead to schizophrenia.

[sniggers]

The most this will lead to is diarrhea.

[coughs]

- [knocking]

- Yeah?

- Want to play Jenga?

- Nah. Bye.

I was talking to Lisa.

[Lisa] We'll be there soon. Go and set up.

- You don't know what you're in for.

- I love game nights.

Yeah, but I'm going to win.

- [Marie] Dad, move closer to Moritz.

- Right. [groans, sighs]

- [Jens] Like that?

- Yeah, perfect. Moritz, smile.

Pretend you're having a good time!

- [camera clicks]

- [Marie] Thank you!

I bet this is one of your Insta stories

sponsored by some games developer.

WORST LOSER EVER.

No! Just private stuff.

Hm. Right. Private.

[Jens] Leave her alone.

- How will you spend the money?

- I'm saving for a rescue dog.

- They mean more likes.

- Dogs listen. Unlike brothers.

Marie, we've been through this

a thousand times.

[in unison] There'll be no dogs in

this house, they cost far too much money.

- [sighs]

- Exactly.

- [gasps, laughs]

- [clatters]

[Jens laughs]

I wanted to say thanks again.

- For letting me stay in your house.

- [Jens] Of course!

As far as I'm concerned,

you can stay forever.

[Jens] You're part of the family.

[doorbell rings]

Morrie!

[splutters]

[scraping]

[scraping continues]

What?

Now I'm not allowed to see

my children anymore, is that it?

Okay, I know I haven't been

around much lately,

it's just that I've had

an awful lot on my plate.

[sighs sarcastically]

I know this isn't easy, but my God,

we're not living in the 1950s anymore.

Am I right?

Life goes on. Even for women.

I mean, you don't want to become

a housewife, do you? Lara? Hm?

- Lisa.

- Sorry! [laughs]

I don't know what I want to be yet.

- Right, but it is your choice, hm?

- Mm.

You see, that is equality for you.

Anyway, I'm here now,

and it doesn't really matter why.

And I mean,

I told your father I was coming.

Yeah, but how could he have known that

it would actually be happening this time?

I do horse-riding! I go twice a week.

Oh, cool!

Shall I take you next time?

Cool! Then you can meet Pedro!

[Bettina] Mm-hm.

It does.

- What?

- You said,

it doesn't matter why you're here.

I disagree.

Well, yeah

Your mother and I need to discuss

a few things on our own.

- Go and brush your teeth, both of you.

- But it affects all of us.

And Moritz is 18.

- Seventeen.

- Well, nearly 18.

- Marie, please brush your teeth.

- Oh, man!

- Can you come and say goodnight later?

- Yeah. I will.

Night. [chuckles]

Okay. There are going to be a few changes.

You know this house belonged to your

grandmother, and now it belongs to me.

- I was happy to let you live here

- You want to sell our house.

[chuckles]

You make it sound really bad, but

[Bettina chuckles] I mean, maybe I'll find

a buyer who'll let you stay here.

But seriously,

do you really want to live here forever?

Also, I'll put part of

the money from the sale

into a life insurance policy

for you and Marie.

Sure. Thanks.

We'll have to get you k*lled.

- [Jens] Moritz!

- [laughs]

That would be insurance fraud.

- I think it's great!

- [soft music plays]

I mean, what Bettina was saying.

About equality. I just hadn't realised

how far we've already come.

I mean, we all know that

a thousand-year matriarchy

is the only appropriate way to make up

for centuries of female oppression.

Ah!

[sighs] But in my naivety,

I assumed that women would somehow

be better than men, but I guess

Arseholes will always be arseholes.

It doesn't matter

if they have a p*nis or a vag*na.

[snorts]

[snorts with laughter]

[laughs]

[Lenny] Moritz wasn't happy

Dan had the better idea,

but at least they didn't k*ll us!

[Kira] Shame.

I'll have to cancel this order.

[Lenny] Yeah, what a shame.

[soft music plays]

- Marry me, Kira.

- No falling in love, we agreed.

I don't have much time left.

Can we just go to your father

and I'll ask for your hand?

Or we could f*ck.

It'd be a shame if you died a virgin.

- I've never seen her so speechless.

- [giggles]

[door closes]

- Wait a second.

- [playlist starts]

Lisa, I

I have to tell you something.

[breathes shakily]

I love you.

[music plays louder]

FRONT BUSINESS

- [music fades]

- [Lenny grunts]

Oh!

[exhales]

Oh Well it's my turn.

[music resumes]

[chuckles]

[Kira chuckles]

[pills clatter]

[Moritz grunts]

[Lisa chuckles]

[Lenny whimpers]

[both moan]

[moaning]

[Moritz gasps]

[both pant]

[cries out]

[waves of pills crash]

- [gasps]

- [moans]

[waves of pills crash]

Wow.

Urgh.

[Moritz] There are people

who don't mind living with contradictions.

Is something wrong?

Leonardo DiCaprio, for example.

In a 24-hour-period,

he took his private jet

from France to New York and back to

accept a prize for environmental activism.

Thirteen thousand kilometres.

Okay, he's not exactly known

for his functioning relationships.

["Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega plays]

A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side ♪

A little bit of Rita's all I need ♪

Those are just

the ex-girlfriends people know about.

[Moritz] For a relationship to function,

the most important thing is honesty.

You owe it to each other.

[soft music plays]

INSTANT PANCAKE MIX

[mid-tempo music plays]

[clattering]

[Lisa] Mo?

Mo?

CAN I COME OVER? WE NEED TO TALK.

NOT AT MINE. KIRA'S STILL HERE.

[sighs shakily]

You are here!

Mo, stop eating this rubbish.

You know, if something's wrong,

you can always talk to me. Really.

Gnocchi?

[tense music plays]

[videogame music plays]

Oh, f*ck. I'm down.

I'LL BE IN THE GARAGE.

OKAY. 10 MINS

[Lenny chuckles]

OKAY. 15 MINUTES

- It's Lisa.

- Have you realised it's a bad idea

to let your girlfriend

stay in the MyDrugs HQ?

Says the guy whose hacker-girlfriend

stays in our server room.

So what's so important?

- Lisa and I had sex, and

- Kira and I, too!

- Are we discussing details?

- That's not why I asked you here. I

I just feel like I can't do it anymore.

Um Mm?

Lenny! I mean keeping

Lisa and MyDrugs separate!

I see. Yeah.

[Lenny] Of course.

Lenny, sometimes I think about

telling her everything.

- [Moritz] You know?

- Yeah.

Yeah, of course.

I mean, I've also been thinking about it.

- Telling Kira.

- What?!

Are you insane?

She's an internet stranger!

- But you said

- [Moritz] You can't compare it. It's Lisa.

- I've known her since I was three.

- [Lenny] Yeah, true.

I don't want to hurt her.

But I'm scared that's what will happen

if I tell her, and she might leave me

and end up going to the police, and

everything would be completely f*cked!

- And the worst bit is that

- [soft music plays]

I wouldn't blame her.

Lisa's not an arsehole.

Of course she'd understand.

I mean, look at you. She's willing

to make compromises in a relationship.

- And the sex

- [Moritz] As for the sex

- It can only get better.

- Lenny

If there were a button that

deleted everything we've ever done

and every trace that could lead to us

Absolutely everything

[Lenny] A back door, like the

thermal exhaust port on the Death Star?

Would you press it?

Nah.

But it would be fun to programme.

This really is a cool garage.

Yeah.

[Moritz] A few things to keep in mind

if you want to tell someone the truth:

First, don't go in all g*ns blazing.

Lisa, I

[Moritz] Second, make sure

the person is in the right mood.

I'M AT THE POOL PARTY.

I'LL STAY OVER AT FRITZI'S!

[Moritz] Third, talk about it in person.

Face to face.

But by far the most important thing

[Marie crying]

[Moritz] You promised her.

[Bettina] Yes, and that was the plan.

But our partners in Romania

They've been making trouble, and now

everything's gone mad, and I just

Ever wonder how it would be

if you didn't lie all the time?

[Bettina] If I'd always told the truth,

I wouldn't be where I am today.

And quite honestly,

I'm not interested in

[Marie sobs]

["Wakka Flocka Flame" by Dardan plays]

[music plays through earphones]

We can't go there,

it's the crime scene, man!

We just have to drop her off.

- [sighs]

- I could hear her heart breaking.

Well I don't want

to hear my legs breaking.

Fine, my arms then.

I'm not going to prison,

and I don't want to die today.

[Marie] Are we going?

- Of course, Mademoiselle, at your service.

- [groans]

- Lenny, come on

- Get your f*cking driver's license.

["Wakka Flocka Flame" by Dardan resumes]

[Moritz] Buba's dead. What could happen?

[Lenny] I don't know!

You mentioned his mother.

[Moritz] She's 80!

You think she'd k*ll us?

[Lenny] Uh I don't know? Yes?

[Lenny] Okay, bye!

[Moritz] Marie, wait.

I'll talk to Dad, okay?

About the dog.

- [Lenny, quietly] About the little doggie.

- Mo, thanks! That's so

No problem. Off you go now. Have fun.

Right, bye! Have fun!

[ominous music plays]

[whimpers]

[Moritz] f*ck

[horse whinnies]

Is Marie your sister?

How sweet of you

to take her to her lesson.

[Moritz whimpers]

Ha! Yeah. That's

Exactly who he is. Our Martin.

Hi.

Donnie.

Uh, we have to get going now. Okay?

[Moritz] See? No problem.

[Lenny] Shut up.

Look straight ahead and smile.

[Moritz] We shouldn't

have worried so much.

[Lenny] I still have plans for my life.

[soft electro music plays]

HEY, WHEN ARE YOU COMING?

- [music plays]

- [people chatter and laugh]

[Moritz] Where was I? Oh, right.

Things to keep in mind

when telling someone the truth.

The most important thing of all is:

Don't get distracted.

Stay focused. Stay in the moment.

Forget everything else around you.

And remember,

if you've reached this point,

you've already made your decision.

Hey! Happy birthday!

- [Fritzi] Okay!

- Thanks.

- Can you get me another one?

- Uh, I don't think that's

Let me introduce you to

my Employee of the Month.

[girls laugh]

Lisa, can we talk?

Bye!

[slurps]

It's amazing! [chuckles]

[Lenny] I could live for another 15 years.

Or 20. Or 22!

Well, of course it's not 100% guaranteed.

And it'll cost a lot.

[Lenny] But with MyDrugs,

that's not a problem.

I could really get to know you.

I don't actually know anything about you.

I don't know your last name.

Do you have a middle name?

I haven't even met your parents.

I have so much time, we could have kids!

And grandkids!

- Would you like to be called Sander

- f*cking hell, stop this sh*t!

You're not going to meet my parents, okay?

Sorry.

[soft music plays]

[inhales]

Sorry, Lenny, but I just need some space.

[Kira] Don't call me. I'll call you.

[Lenny] Wait a sec.

Hold on.

[giggles] What's up?

- What's going on?

- Lisa

- Can you keep a secret?

- Yeah.

[boy 1] If you throw up on my shoes,

I'll k*ll you.

[boy 2] Timo's about to jump off

the 3-metre board!

Why are you with me, Lisa?

I mean, honestly.

Um Well [chuckles]

Well, because you're the sweetest, nicest,

most honest person in the whole world.

Because I know I can trust you,

and because I love you.

And what if some of that had changed?

- [boy 1] Hey, my shoes!

- [boy 3] Yeah

Hm?

If there were things

you didn't know about me.

Maybe I'm not the sweet, nice

honest guy you knew.

[boy 1] Jonas, come on!

- Lisa, I

- [boy 3] Just shut up!

- [crowd cheers]

- [boy 1] You're so pissed!

- I

- [electro music plays]

- [music fades, echoes]

- [buzzing]

I

This is goodbye.

What?

I don't love you anymore.

[crowd cheers, applauds]

[crowd] Happy birthday to Fritzi ♪

["Drugs" by Uffie plays]

The drugs don't love you like I do ♪

Don't walk away from me tonight ♪

[crowd laughs in background]

The clubs won't treat you like I do ♪

[Lisa, echoing] Mo!

Don't walk away from us tonight ♪

The drugs don't love you like I do ♪

Don't walk away from me tonight ♪

The clubs won't treat you like I do ♪

Don't walk away from us tonight ♪

Don't walk away ♪

[echoes]

Don't walk away ♪

[echoes]