03x05 - To make amends, maybe be friends

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Last week, the police raided

a drug lab in Holland,

but instead of arresting drug dealers

they accidentally handcuffed

three German tourists.

Yeah, what can I say? The real drug

dealers are still on the run from the law.

"A drug dealer is on the loose."

Or as they like to say in Holland,

"a drug dealer".

Lenny, I know you've probably blocked me,

and I get why you did that,

but f*ck, man!

The Dutch aren't actually in prison.

The tourists thought

they were in an escape room

and not in a drug lord's hideout.

Unfortunately, they were all arrested

That's too bad,

but for escape room fans,

absolute jackpot, right?

Everything went perfectly.

It's a happy ending!

Yeah, I changed my mind about the party.

I'll be there,

but I'm not wearing a costume.

A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

These are A Levels.

In the German school system,

the first 18 years of your life

are focused on them.

They're coming for you!

ED-FLIX

CANCELLED AFTER 13 SEASONS

From the makers of the GCSEs

and the BTECs,

the final season A Levels.

After 12 seasons,

the grand finale is here.

More exciting than ever before.

- Spoiler alert

- Fritzi Neuhaus won't make it.

Anton Kollisch High School

in Rinseln presents

A-Binge Watch!

People party as if

it's the greatest thing

they'll ever achieve in their lives.

They wrap classrooms in tinfoil,

drink themselves blind in the canteen

- What do you want?

- Water!

put way too much effort

into their costumes.

Well, most of them do.

Or they shag random people

in the sports hall

- who they barely spoke to the whole time.

- It's itching.

- Can't you take it off?

- No, no!

As if good A Level results

guarantee you an amazing, successful life.

Bullshit! I mean, what do we think

became of all these idiots here?

Well, I actually wanted to work

in marketing,

advertising and stuff, or become a vet.

After A Levels, I spent a year in Brazil

doing a work and travel programme

and I tried ayahuasca for the first time.

When I was 40, I moved back in

with my mum in Rinseln.

But now I know

what really matters to me in life.

Engineer, programmer, CEO

I was up for absolutely anything,

but my parents, not so much.

They wanted me to do something

more stable,

and now I work as a waitress

in a c*ck bar. Yeah.

I joined my local fire brigade

as a volunteer.

And one night after a party,

I drove home really drunk.

I actually came off the road

and flipped the car and, um

I died.

What are you looking at? It's true.

What have all you lot accomplished then?

You all passed your A Levels.

Can you stop ruining

everyone's fun?

Moritz, we passed our A Levels!

So come on, have a good time!

Instead of taking that

pseudo-philosophical shitty

bird's-eye view you always take.

I don't do that!

Ah!

Vodka!

I don't think mixing alcohol

and painkillers is a good idea.

Moritz, mate, I'm good!

- Hey, guys!

- Mm-hmm.

How's it going?

- Hmm?

- Hmm.

Sorry that I just abandoned

you guys like that, okay?

Yeah, and I'm sorry

that I didn't trust you.

I had good reason, but I was wrong.

You're a huge Baywatch fan, yeah?

Yeah, you spend all your time watching it.

Totally your kind of thing.

Admit you just wanted to have

a reason to show off your six-pack.

- Yeah, I wanted to show off my six-pack.

- Hey, Dan!

Congratulations on your exam results!

Sick!

Yeah! Yeah!

3.7, guys. Precision landing!

Who are you supposed to be, anyway?

Steve Jobs?

No, Smoke Monster from Lost.

Wow, Lost. How old were you

when that came out? Three?

You're never too young to think

the ending of Lost sucks.

It's vodka.

What? It's not a good idea

to mix alcohol with painkillers.

- That's what I said.

- I get it, Mummy and Daddy.

Let's just all relax

and have a good time, yeah?

Come on, guys.

We passed our f*cking A Levels!

A-A-A-A Levels!

A Levels!

A Levels!

A-A-A-A Levels!

A Levels! A Leve-e-els!

- Hey, Fritzi.

- Hi, Fritzi.

We're sorry, by the way.

Yeah, he's really sorry.

Why? For hitting me over the head

with a g*n?

Or because I didn't pass my exams?

Or because I didn't pass my exams because

you hit me over the head with a g*n?

Nah, I'm only joking. Any chance of me

passing my exams is long gone.

Not a big deal.

Yeah, for real.

A Levels are completely overrated.

In Germany,

complete idiots end up going to uni.

You'll be fine.

You're funny and clever.

And with a vocational training,

doors will definitely open for you.

Of course! Right.

A shot for the A-star boy!

Um Uh, Fritzi, I don't drink alcohol.

Moritz, do you really not understand

how unique this moment is?

Okay, I'll just have to explain it

in your language.

- That's not permanent marker, right?

- It'll wash off. So

- Here on the x-axis

- That's the y-axis.

it shows how cool we are.

I'm here, you're here.

- You don't have to flex.

- I'm not flexing.

And gradually, other things

start to count as well,

stuff like success,

power, money and all that.

And this is the only point

where complete and utter nerds like you

cross with people like me.

Just one moment

where we are both on an equal level,

and that's here.

And that's why I'm drinking

with everyone that's passed

one shot.

Down.

Down it!

Down it! Down it! Down it!

Also, if you're gonna be way too busy,

I can go and find someone else

to have fun with, yeah? Ciao-ee!

Where are my favourite A-star students?

Gotta go.

Bla!

- What's wrong?

- Huh?

What's the matter?

You're being so un-Moritz-like?

Listen, a happy Fritzi

is a silent Fritzi, okay?

Or do you want us to get caught now?

There's always a master plan, eh?

Come on, let's celebrate the end of exams

and just pretend for a few seconds

we're normal teenagers.

One, two, three

Choose your fighter

You suck ♪

Get back, right here

I'm in the mood ♪

It's cool, you're good ♪

Kept it inside ♪

You experience

every feeling more intensely.

Freedom.

Tenderness.

Love.

TAKE PAINKILLERS!

I'm gonna grab my pills

from the car or I won't last much longer.

What's going on with Kira?

Who the f*ck are you

and what have you done with Moritz?

You've only had one drink.

Yeah, so,

she had some issues

with her parents and the police,

some kind of bullshit excuse.

I blocked her.

I've got no idea what's going on.

You two make such a good couple.

It'll work out.

She won't find anyone else as good as you.

Choose your fighter ♪

What's with you?

Choose your fighter ♪

Congratulations!

Holy sh*t, you scared me.

The Smoke Monster from Lost? Again?

Wait.

Go on then! Woo!

So

- Better?

- Mm-hmm.

Sorry that I've been so distant

these last couple of weeks.

It's okay. I deserved it. I should have

been honest with you from the start.

I googled it.

Do you know how many people apply

to study journalism in this country?

- Ten thousand! And they accept

- Three hundred. I know.

But you have to stand out.

So, I I thought about it and

you can write about me

and submit my story.

Really? Are you sure?

Yeah. You'll definitely get in with it.

Yeah, well,

you haven't even read my article yet.

Uh yeah, you're right. How could I have?

I've read your stuff before and always

thought it was exceptionally written.

And this application won't be

the end of it, I mean

my story has too much potential.

I've already been contacted

by loads of journalists and, well

M1000's been contacted.

You could have the exclusive rights.

And then you could write

an investigative report or a book or

The thing is, there are parts of the story

that you don't know about.

Some big things are happening

at the moment.

The hottest chapter is coming next.

The reclaiming of MyDrugs.

And the rebirth of M1000!

Imagine how good we can have it!

While MyDrugs is turning into the go-to

place to buy drugs on the internet,

I'll be giving you exclusive interviews,

like Superman and Lois Lane!

It'll be great for both of us,

for your career and for my reach as well.

We could potentially really profit

from each other, Lisa.

Just picture it!

But, shh, Lisa!

Nobody can know about this alliance yet.

f*ck everyone else.

We're a team, Lisa.

An undercover team.

Deal?

Um have you been drinking?

Just a shot from Fritzi.

Then I definitely don't want any.

No, come on! There's only one day we're

on an equal level with the cool people

because, well

It's super complicated,

but Fritzi can explain it.

Fritzi?

Fritzi?

Fritzi!

Fritzi?

- Uh Jens?

- Uh-huh?

I have to tell you something.

It's about Moritz.

sh*t. sh*t.

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

f*ck!

Lenny, we have to get out of here now! Um

Great entrance. Last time,

you said you were gonna be there for me.

Now I'm supposed to rush?

Have you got sh*t for brains?

The Dutch are on the loose.

They arrested

some random tourists instead.

f*ck.

- sh*t, the others!

- Come on, let's go!

I don't want you to think

I'm only being nice

because you have something on us. I

What I'm saying is, you are

Seriously, Dan, come on.

Just spare me the bullshit.

If you want to f*ck me again,

here, I'll make an exception.

This will make it more fun.

Um more? Was earlier not

Oh, just more. I meant more fun.

Yeah, but isn't alcohol a

Uh

What did you put in there?

Oh, nothing. Just something that'll yank

the sticks out of those A-star arses.

- Wait, you put our ecstasy in there?

- My ecstasy.

- Fritzi, that's dangerous!

- Don't talk to me about what's dangerous!

You're the ones who sold drugs to

the whole world and almost k*lled Gerda.

Holy sh*t, Fritzi! You are so f*cked up!

Come back inside. It's f*cking great!

I'm gonna get you a drink, okay?

Only one point in time where guys like

you and me can talk on an equal level.

- Sorry, you're dressed as?

- Power Ranger.

Power Ranger. Get it?

Mmm-mate!

Power Ranger!

Hey, Moritz, are you feeling good?

You know you can talk to me

about anything.

Sometimes it's better to talk to someone

who has nothing to do with it.

What do you mean

by talk to me about anything?

Has she said something?

What? No!

I mean, she just said

she's writing something about you.

And it just kind of seemed like

you could really use a buddy to talk to.

Ta-da! Here he is!

Actually, this all began

when Lisa wanted to take a break.

- Moritz!

- Because of that, Lenny

Daniel! Hey! Are you having a good time?

- You haven't seen Lisa, have you?

- No. Mo, we have to talk.

Oh, look, Joseph!

This makes it much clearer.

This is the point in time

where we are all the same.

- Guys! Guys, we have a problem.

- Kira?

- Hey, Joseph.

- Hey. Look! I'm a Power Ranger.

Can you give us a second?

Something important we need to talk about.

None of you have seen Lisa?

Man! Lisa left with her bike an hour ago!

- Lisa did what?

- Moritz, concentrate! We have a problem.

Here!

Oh, look at that. Only yesterday

we were talking about that game.

Now it's popping up as an ad.

They are definitely spying.

Not the ad, Moritz, the article!

- What?

- That's not the Dutch!

We need to get out of here!

- Come on!

- Come on, run!

Moritz, come on!

How sh*t-faced are you?

What the f*ck?

Maarten?

Hey!

Come on.

Come on, move! Move! Go, go, go!

Hey!

Okay, three more!

What do you want? Hey!

- f*ck!

- How sh*t-faced are you?

Who is that w*nk*r, anyway?

Ah, and where might you be going

in such a hurry, huh?

Agent Fox Mulder.

FBI.

- You're all acting very suspiciously.

- Very suspiciously.

Hey, you!

Have you taken something?

Let me see.

Oh my God, Moritz!

Don't be so boring. I'm just joking, man.

As if he would ever take anything.

Listen, my friend, can I just give you

one piece of advice,

Moritz, just learn to chill out for once.

Yeah?

You don't always have to be so proper, eh?

Hey! You're done with high school.

Fellas! Why don't you party

like everyone else and have a drink?

Congrats on your a Levels. Have fun!

Man, those guys are boring. Moritz!

- Bor-itz! Bor-itz!

- Woo-hoo!

Where are we going? In there?

Okay!

That's your superpower, right?

You're so boring,

nobody believes you'd do anything.

Hey, are you feeling alright?

I'm good.

Okay, everything's good.

I heard you're giving shots

to all the A-star students.

And, well,

I know we're not talking at the moment

and you hate us and all that, but

I should get the whole bottle

seeing as I finished top of the class.

Not a chance.

That did not go well last time.

But I do have some ket if you want.

Okay, what is in that?

Sometimes people just need

a little bit of help to be happy.

I mean, look at those guys!

Simon, for example.

He hasn't spoken to anyone

who's not in the school newspaper team

for three years.

And yet now,

he's been chatting with Iri for an hour.

And Michi?

Did you know he could dance like that?

Neither did he!

And Angie is letting out her sexual side

that she's been repressing for so long.

Maybe some of tonight will stay with them

in this serious, grey,

awful, monotonous place

that all adults seem to end up in.

And you can all thank me later.

And I'm here to have fun tonight.

I'm definitely not gonna let you

ruin that for me,

especially not in your

high-and-mighty protest costume.

Okay, seeing as you're the one who said

something, Tiger King? Seriously?

A coke-head Trump supporter

who tortures animals

and drove a kid to k*ll himself.

Nice one, Fritzi!

Nice one!

- I've got to get out of here!

- Hey! Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no! Mo!

What are you doing? We can't leave.

What's wrong with you?

Hey, hey! Just look at me.

You're high.

Fritzi put ecstasy in your shots.

- She did what?

- Oh my God.

Look, just calm down. We can't leave.

We'll run straight into Maarten's hands.

- Oh my God.

- Why didn't you say anything?

Earlier?

- That I'm on f*cking drugs!

- Mo! Calm down!

This is exactly why! Calm down!

Hey!

You're okay. Everything's gonna be okay.

Just stay calm.

I can't stay in here!

- Hold his hand.

- What?

Just do it.

- Everything's gonna be fine, okay?

- Oh God, I'm on drugs!

Hey, hey!

Everything's okay.

Okay? Hey.

Just breathe in

And out

In through the nose

And out through the mouth

Notice your surroundings.

Let yourself fall.

Feel your lungs expand

as they fill with air.

Feel the floor under your feet.

Feel your weight.

And feel how the muscles

in your body are getting softer.

Headspace.

Hey!

Mo! Hey, hey!

Boom!

Hey!

Mitch Buchannon!

Nice!

Mulder and Scully back there were kind

enough to tell me I could find you here.

Huh

So, guys, are you having a good time?

Nice, nice.

We all know that you only elected me

as class representative

because you're big fans of Obama.

Um just so you know,

that's called "positive racism".

But I was happy to take up

the responsibility, anyway. Woo!

A Levels aren't a matter

of life and death, you know?

But the yearbook kind of is.

So, let's move on

to the official yearbook category winners

for Anton Kollisch High School!

All right, let's start with:

Who is most likely

to join a silent monastery?

Definitely you! Simon!

Who could it be?

Simon Schaffhofer!

Who would have thought?

He's not saying anything.

I think he took something.

And next we have:

Who will never lose their virginity?

- Who could that be?

- Me! Me!

This one goes to

Lina Kamper, congratulations!

Next, who will be the first

to end up homeless?

WHO WILL END UP HOMELESS?

Definitely him, man!

Fritzi! Fritzi!

Fritzi! Fritzi! Fritzi!

Fritzi!

- 100% Fritzi.

- Fritzi! Fritzi!

- Fritzi! Woo-hoo!

- Fritzi! Fritzi!

Yeah, go on then!

Gerda Schwertfeger?

Gerda Schwertfeger?

Just because I'm Black?

Wow, guys! That, I'm afraid,

is just straight-up racism.

You'd think we went

to Otto von Bismarck High School.

Eh?

Okay, no laughs?

Yeah, why don't you google it?

That's your homework.

Ah!

Let's skip over this category

and keep going.

I love you, Gerda!

I love you too!

Right, moving on.

Who will still be living

with their mum at 40?

I couldn't find

the little girl.

He hasn't found Kira, he said.

I know, Dan. I understand that too.

Just chill out,

Dutch isn't that hard to work out.

But how did you people even escape?

Hmm.

Do you really think

our employees can be blackmailed?

- No.

- No. We knew from the beginning.

- Hello?

- We needed you to think

that everything was going

according to plan

- so that you'd tell our, um

- Mole.

tell our mole when the police

would be paying us a visit,

so that we wouldn't be there

and the police would find something else.

And that something was

what we in Holland hate the most:

German tourists.

Not long now.

Whoa! This is exciting, right?

Have you done an escape room before?

No, he said it's a new thing

in Rotterdam.

I think we have to look

for the first clue, yeah?

Oh!

There's a drawer here.

Is that a g*n?

I think this is the first clue, guys!

- Wow, wow!

- Let me take a quick photo.

- Wow! Cool effects!

- Hey, hey!

Whoa! Not so fast, officer!

Ooh, wow! This is so realistic.

Whoa! Oh! You're strong!

So, the money and the access codes

for MyDrugs, guys.

Or we'll have to sh**t

your stupid, sparrow-sized brains out.

- Does that make sense in German?

- I don't give a sh*t!

We breathe in and out.

- Feel the ground

- Moritz.

I'm really scared of you.

Honestly.

Really scared.

I've always been.

How you only live for work.

I mean, you basically have

no personal life.

Okay, I admire how you're able

to do that, but

you take it too far.

Really.

I mean, you would

you would all literally k*ll for the job.

Okay. Okay, I guess maybe I deserve it.

To die.

But Lenny and Daniel?

I mean, I just feel so

so sad.

So sorry. I got them into this

because I wanted to be like you,

and what do they get out of it?

And me?

Tied up, just sitting here!

I don't want to die today.

But if I have to, then here.

Here with my best friends. So do it!

Uh

We're sorry.

Someone put something in Moritz's drink.

Oh.

Okay, so it looks like somebody

has won two categories this evening.

Who will get filthy rich from their app?

And who will end up in a psych ward?

Both go to

Moritz Zimmermann!

The access codes

for your Bitcoin wallet, Moritz!

I programmed an app!

Yeah. If I don't press

this button on my phone

that I have to press every hour

on the hour, every hour,

then all your information

will be sent to the police.

Including photos.

Then do it.

Okay, but only if you let us go first.

It'll be eight o'clock in two minutes.

Do we really want us to wait

and find out if you're lying?

Sorry, I apologise for lying to you.

- I'm sorry.

- Right. Enough.

Next up is the hottest guy.

Who could that be?

- Dan

- Riffert!

Woo!

So?

Let's all just take a breath.

Marlene. Beeke.

We had such a good time together.

And you're such amazing women!

You're beautiful. Talented.

Smart.

Successful.

Do you really want to do this?

I've k*lled hotter guys

for less, believe me.

- And so

- Shut your mouth.

Otherwise, I'll shove that buoy

up your arse.

Right! The access codes, now!

Who will be the first to die?

Lennard Sander. Oh, guys.

Moritz, whatever you're thinking,

don't do it or we're dead!

One!

Two!

The password is asterisk

No, no!

That burns! Ugh! Was it acid?

- No, actually

- it was acid!

f*ck yeah! Acid!

Okay.

Hmm?

No!

Oh my God. Dad?

- Dad, run!

- Oh, f*ck!

Marlene?

I made a bet with Beeke and Marlene

that you'd behave for at least five years

because you saw how things ended for Mia.

Anything for your career, right?

I could probably k*ll your dad

and you'd keep on working, wouldn't you?

Do you even care about anything anymore?

Do you feel anything? Huh?

Hmm.

♪ Whoa! ♪

♪ I'm filled with rage, boys toys ♪

♪ Wh-wh-wh-wh- ♪

Choose your fighter

♪ You suck ♪

♪ You suck, you suck ♪

♪ Good luck ♪

♪ Choose me, choose me ♪

♪ Choose me ♪

Pretty please

♪ Eh, eh, eh! ♪

♪ Choose your fighter ♪