02x06 - The Secret

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Previously on Jonas LA...

I got the part!

Rock star Joe, welcome to my movie.

You just seem different this summer.
Good different.

If you like a girl, you should tell her,

so she's not confused
by the messages you're sending.

What I'm trying to say is I like you.

This is crazy.
You're a rock star

-and I'm your--
-Macy.

I'm your Macy.

-I like the sound of that.
-Me too.

- And he hooked it!

I can't look.
Just tell me when it's over!

It's almost there.
Just hang on.

Looks like he's hooked a lunker.

Is he gonna reel it in?
I can't look!

- Oh, and he got away.
-Oh, thank goodness.

Wow, I never knew pro bass fishing
could be this exciting.

-I know and I always root for the fish.
-That's so you.

You're so sweet pretending
you care about the show.

I'm not pretending.

And you're so sweet
to say you're not pretending

when you're totally pretending.

-Hey, guys, what's going on over here?
-Uh, just a show.

-Tense moment.
-On a fishing show?

-It's pro bass fishing.
-How does the bass go pro?

-Yeah, a bass is a fish.
-No, the fishermen are the pros.

-These fish are amateurs.
-Joe, I was making a joke.

Oh, it's kinda hard to tell with you.

It's just a really good show.

Really?
Well, let's watch it.

Go inside the tackle box...
Hey, he's a spinner...

-I'm bored.
-Yeah. Is there a game on?

-Somewhere.
-Ooh, I want to watch Miss Tyra.

-What? No!
-Give me that. Give it back.

-I said sports.
-No!

-It's my turn, you guys.
-No, it's really good.

Let go of the controller!

-♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ I was sitting at home ♪

♪ Watching TV all alone ♪

♪ So tired of routines ♪

♪ The day goes on and on ♪

♪ So I pick up the phone ♪

♪ Call everyone I know ♪

♪ I say there's gonna be a party ♪

♪ Hit the music, here we go, yeah ♪

♪ You gotta live to party
Bust your move ♪

♪ Everybody's in the groove ♪

♪ Tell the DJ to play our song ♪

♪ Are you ready to rock and roll? ♪

♪ Gotta live to party
Bust your move ♪

♪ Everybody's in the groove ♪

♪ Live to ♪

♪ Party! ♪

♪ Drivin' down the boulevard ♪

♪ Solo ♪

♪ And she pulls up in her daddy's car ♪

♪ Top down ♪

♪ I said, you've got friends
And I've got mine ♪

♪ And I've got nothing on my mind ♪

♪ Rockin' out to my favorite song ♪

♪ That's all I really need ♪

♪ Would it be better
If you rolled with me? ♪

♪ We've got the words
If you've got the melody ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪

♪ We've got the time
If you've got the place to be ♪

♪ We're gonna set this party off ♪

♪ We've got tonight to make every memory ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪

♪ No, we're not gonna stop ♪

♪ Till we set this party off ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

-One, two, three, four... five, six.

-Guys, where are you?

-We're right here.
-Sounds great, man.

No, it doesn't because
it's missing something like,

I don't know, the rest of the band.

Nick, seriously, how many times
are we gonna record this track?

-It sounds fine.
-Fine isn't good enough.

You know what would make it better?

-Words.
-Yeah, put some of those in.

All right, the lyrics
need to fit the music

and the music isn't perfect yet.

Dude, admit it, you're blocked.

When you're blocked you're no fun.

I'm lots of fun.
I'm a really fun guy.

Like, remember that one time
I got those wrestling tickets?

You hate wrestling.
You didn't even come with us.

Yeah, but I had a great time
getting the tickets.

And they came three weeks in advance.
Three weeks... in advance.

Well, Nick, while you enjoy
reliving the good times,

we're gonna have fun on our vacation.

I like advanced planning.

Chuck, this is gonna be so cool.

I'm so excited to start punching stuff.

Let me guess, first movie fight?

Well, Forever April
is my first movie, so, yeah.

OK. OK, we're all set.
Ready to get to work?

I am so ready to get to work.

I'm gonna be fighting an evil ghost,
so I want to make it look totally awesome.

Ah, don't worry. I've trained cowboys,
gladiators, angry aliens;

and that's just at a Halloween party.

So, like, you're a funny fight trainer?

I do a little standup on the side.
It's Hollywood, you know?

-Gotcha.
-Yeah.

Why don't we just jump in, you know?
Maybe some punches, a little karate.

Put 'em together
for a little mixed martial arts.

Ah! Oh! Ow! Ow, that hurt.

Oh, wow, I think I pulled something.

-Ow!
-I usually start with some stretching.

OK, let's stretch.

Yeah. Oh, it burns.
Is it supposed to burn?

Why can't I get this right?

-'Cause that track is whack.
-Who are you?

I'm the one telling you
that the track is whack.

OK, random kid in my house,
what's wrong with my track?

It's not hot.
No flavor.

Not hot.
And what do you know?

I know that your track
sounds like water tastes, flat.

I see you've met my niece, Kiara.

Oh, that's who you are.
Well, it's really nice to meet you.

-Come back again soon, OK?
-Oh, she's staying.

And you're watching her.

Wait, wait, wait,
where are you going?

I'm going to tap class.

You, behave.
You, double behave.

Listen, Nick, we got a lot in common.

I'm a singer, too.

Oh, really?
That's cute.

Yeah?
You ready to hear me?

Actually, I'm a little busy today.

But I know a couple people
who would love to meet you.

-Hi.
-Hi.

I was just thinking about you.

-Hello.
-Well, hello!

I was just thinking about you
and your web interview

for the fans who miss you so much.

Oh, who's this?

Macy, Stella,
meet Big Man's niece, Kiara.

Kiara, meet Macy and Stella.

Oh, what a little cutie!

Little? How old do you think I am?

Um, ten.

-I'm 11.
-Spunky.

You guys are gonna love her when you
watch her for me, all day. Please?

He's just mad 'cause he won't take
my constructive criticism.

My, what a large vocabulary you have.

-Help.
-Nick, I got this.

I have a very special connection
with children.

Plus, I'm kinda young at heart myself.

So, Kiara, little sweetie,
do you want to play dress-up today?

You could be a princess
or a ballerina or a bunny.

Are you for real?

-You think she's onto us?
-Who, Stella?

No, the kid. She gave us a weird look
when you opened the door.

-So?
-We agreed to keep us a secret.

-What if she spills it?
-Well, what if she does?

Well, then we obviously
wouldn't be a secret couple anymore.

-OK, sounds good to me.
-What?

Nick, do you have any idea
how hard it is for a girl

not to tell her best friend
about her super-secret boyfriend?

No.

I'll just say this:
it's never been done.

I'm sorry.
It's hard for me, too.

We don't want to end up
like Joe and Stella,

everybody talking about their relationship
before it was even a relationship.

They never had a chance.

I know, but...

Please, just be patient with me.

-OK, fine.
-Thank you.

-But I don't like it.

Hey, can I get a little help
with the dress-up?

We're not connecting.

I'm on it.

-Good. Good.

Guys, guys, violence is never the answer.

Dude, it's not real.
Chuck is my fight trainer for the movie.

He's gonna make it look like
I can beat up a ghost.

Can you even hit a ghost?

Oh, wait, does your fist
go right through him?

Well, it works in the movies.

I don't really know
how it works in real life.

-Joe, focus.
-Sorry.

Right now we're working on
throwing a movie punch.

Oh, is that when like you almost
hit somebody but you really don't?

-Yeah. You want me to do it with you?
-Yeah.

Guys, don't.
Someone always gets--

-Hurt.

-He leaned into it.
-I did not lean into it.

Oh, you're gonna have to
put some ice on that.

Yeah, my knuckles are feeling swollen.

He's talking about my eye.

Hey, you leaned into it.
Didn't he?

I don't know, man,
but I don't have all day.

I got to train
some vampires in the valley.

-Oh, cool, what movie?
-There is no movie.

Whoa.

It's a commercial, man.
Now, come on, hit me.

-Good.

Good.

How cute
would these earrings look on Kiara?

Oh, um, I don't know.

So cute.

I wore these on my date
with Ben last week.

He loved them.
He told me so.

Aww.

-Macy...
-Uh-huh?

We need to find you a boyfriend.

-We do?
-Yes.

-Oh.
-I mean, think about it.

If you had a boyfriend we could, like,
go on double dates all the time.

Um...

I mean, we came to LA
to find love and romance.

Look how well it worked out
for me and Ben.

That's true.

You and Ben have been
official for now what?

Uh, 21 days, 17 hours and... 12 minutes.

And when was Ben ready to, you know,
tell everyone about you guys?

Oh, he was ready to make it official
after like the first date.

I was the one that was like,
"Whoa, Ben, whoa."

-Hey, here's a thought.
-Mm-hmm?

Say there's this girl,
she's dating a boy.

The boy doesn't want to tell anyone.

Ew, that's gross.
I hate that.

I mean, guys will brag about their burps,
but when it comes to girls they're like,

"Oh, no, I'm too cool to be in love."

Except for Ben, of course.
But a lot of guys are like that.

Right.

So, if the guy and the girl
are the only ones

that know about the relationship,
I mean, is it even real?

Well, yeah, it's real.
Real over.

I mean, what kind of girl
is gonna put up with that?

-A nice one?
-And the guy, he's a jerk.

Or he's just complicated.
You don't know the whole story.

-Why are you being so judgmental?
-Wait, hold up.

Mace, are you trying to tell me something?

What?!

No. What? No.

Don't we have a little girl
around here to dress or something?

Yes, we do.

Kiara, I hope your ears are pierced.

Dude, tell me that's not
the last cherry pop.

Sorry, I had a more urgent need for it.

Whoa. I really clocked you.

I guess I don't know my own strength.

I can't believe you!
You're actually happy you hit me.

I see what's going on here.
You're going to hold this over my head

just like the time
I accidentally broke your toy train.

Mr. Chooch meant everything to me!

You were 17. Get over it.

Fine, just tell me
what you're gonna do to make this right.

If it'll shut you up, why don't you
just hit me and we'll call it even?

-You want me to hit you?
-Yeah, in the arm. Go ahead.

How is that even fair?
Look at my eye.

Kevin, I'm an actor.

My face is my instrument.

All right, Joe, fine.
The face is off-limits.

But I'm not gonna hit you now.

You're just gonna hit me
when I least expect it?

Perhaps.

Or possibly when I least expect it.

What does that even mean?

Kiara.

-Kiara?
-Where is she?

Maybe she's playing hide-and-seek.

Uh, no, Kiara's not
a hide-and-seek kind of girl.

She's gone.

Thank you, lady obvious.

Big Man's gonna be big angry.

Fan out!

-Have you seen Kiara?
-I thought you were watching her.

We were, and then she ran away.

I mean, I've lost things before
but they were little things,

like a lipstick or a bracelet.

But I've never lost
an entire person before.

-Don't worry, we'll find her.
-I'm so glad I have you.

Busted!

I just knew there was something
going on between you two.

-That's ridiculous.
-Y'all are love doves.

-Would you keep it down, please?
-Love doves! Coo, coo!

Love doves!
Coo!

Love doves!
Coo! Coo!

Love doves!

Oh, Nick, I'm so glad to have you.
You're so cute.

That doesn't even sound like me!
Does it?

No, of course not.

Oh, I want to kiss you.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.

-Kiara, shh.
-Why?

-Because it's none of your business.
-Oh, it's a secret.

I love secrets,
but I'm bad at keeping them.

Oh, Kiara, you had me so worried.

Everything's fine.
It's all good. You found me.

I hear that, girl.

Because you said it so clearly.

All right, let's go style you up.

Um, I want to hang with Nick.

Oh, honey, Nick has a lot of work to do.

Oh, yeah, I guess I should've
stayed with you guys.

-Let's tell each other our secrets!
- Yes!

No! No.

Big Man asked me to watch Kiara,
and I keep my promises.

So come with me.
We're gonna go have a great time together.

-Right?
-Yeah.

-But I picked out earrings for you.
-Oh, honey, just let it go.

All right, Nick, here's how I see it.

You're a famous songwriter
and I'm an up-and-coming singer.

OK.

-I want to be on a Jonas song.
-With this Jonas?

Really? Because as I recall it,
my tracks are whack.

Oh, they are.
But if you sprinkle

a little Kiara in that mix,
it's gonna blow up.

All right, listen,
I know you think you can sing--

Wait! Think?
You just get ready.

♪ Live your life, life in the fast lane ♪

♪ Not that bad, no one can complain ♪

♪ Who's to say
That we won't keep it real? ♪

♪ Hold on tight, don't you dare let go ♪

♪ Now's the time
To let the whole world know ♪

♪ You can shine bright
But still keep it real ♪

And now I know you can sing.

And I know you're writing that song
for your love dove.

-Maybe.
-Definitely.

Now if you put me on your track,
let me give it a little flavor,

-I'll keep your secret.
-I don't know, that song is really--

-Everybody, Nick loves Macy!
-Whoa!

All right, all right, we get it.
Just don't do that again, please.

Ah, yeah!

-Let's make a record.
-What's a record?

-Hello, brother.

Will you just hit me already?
Just get it over with.

That was it?
I didn't feel a thing.

That's because
I didn't hit you yet, brother.

Will you stop calling me brother?
It's freaking me out.

But you are my brother, brother.

Oh, yeah, still tender, brother.

-I got it!
-You got what?

The lyrics to the song.
You were right, it's about Macy.

Once I realized that I got unblocked.

Well, that is Kiara magic.
Check the beat I did for our new track.

-See? The track is no longer whack.

-It's actually not bad.
-Now give me the words.

It's time for me to lay down my vocals.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Kiara, I'm singing.

It's a song for my girlfriend.

Yes, but you didn't even know
it was about your girlfriend

-until I came along.
-Kiara, I'm singing the song.

Nick, it's supposed
to be a collaboration.

You know what?
You just don't understand music.

Well, you don't understand women.

-What?
-You have no idea how to work

with a young, talented
female artiste like myself.

And you keep your beautiful girlfriend
a secret from all your friends.

Honestly, I don't know
what she sees in you.

-Whoa, you just crossed the line.
-Like this?

I am not getting in
a stare down with a kid.

You already are.

-No, I'm not.
-Then walk away.

-You walk away.
-You walk away.

You know what?
I'm gonna get some string cheese.

And maybe if you were a little nicer,
I'd get you some, too. But no!

Hello, brother.

I can't take it anymore.
I'm just gonna hit myself.

But that wouldn't count now, would it?

There is something
seriously wrong with you.

All right, Kiara, I'm all cheddared up.

Let's get back to work.
Where you going?

I'm out.
Deal off.

What? Why?

Stop! Why?

One, I don't like working with you.

Two, you didn't bring me cheese.

So you're gonna tell?

No.

Because that's not the way your friends
should find out you're with Macy.

She deserves better.

- Hey.

Hey!

♪ I never thought I would, did it ♪

♪ I never thought I could
I did it like that, I did it like this ♪

♪ Did it like everybody knows ♪

♪ That we got something real, shorty ♪

-He likes me.
-♪ I know what I feel ♪

♪ Shout it like that
Shout it like this ♪

♪ Listen up
Everybody knows but you ♪

♪ So here it goes ♪

♪ 'Cause I never really noticed ♪

-♪ It took a while for me to see ♪
-♪ A while for me to see ♪

♪ I'm playing back the moments ♪

-♪ And I'm starting to believe ♪
-♪ Starting to believe ♪

♪ That you could be at the show
And know everyone ♪

♪ But it's you who makes me sing ♪

♪ I may not know where we are
But I know who I am ♪

♪ And, baby, I'm your biggest fan ♪

- Come on, keep it up!
- Nick, don't stop singing now.

No, Nick, don't stop now!
Keep going!

-I don't know, I--
-Come on! Whoo!

-Do it, come on!
-Whoo!

♪ You showed up
And you looked so classy ♪

♪ Made me think twice
About the way I was acting ♪

♪ And you were there
From the start of it all ♪

♪ Like a dream came to life
Now I'm left in awe ♪

♪ Our stars shine
But your light is the brightest ♪

♪ And love flies
But your love is the highest ♪

♪ You're so sweet
That it drives me crazy ♪

♪ A summer like no other
You're my LA baby ♪

♪ No, I never even noticed ♪

♪ It took a while for me to see ♪

♪ A while for me to see ♪

♪ I'm playing back the moments ♪

-♪ And I'm starting to believe ♪
-♪ I'm starting to believe ♪

♪ You could be at the show
And know everyone ♪

♪ But it's you who makes me sing ♪

♪ I may not know where we are
But I know who I am ♪

♪ And, baby, I'm your biggest fan ♪

♪ Oh, baby, I'm your biggest fan ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

♪ 'Cause you could be
At the show and know everyone ♪

♪ But it's you who makes me sing ♪

♪ I may not know where we are
But I know who I am ♪

♪ And, baby, I'm your biggest fan ♪

- That was great.

Wow.

Now in case you guys hadn't noticed,
I like Macy and Macy likes me.

-Yeah.
-That was so romantic.

-I knew all along.
-No, you didn't.

I had no idea.

Hey, you two,
what's this situation all about?

When did we get a kid?

So, how long has this been going on?

Fourteen days,
seven hours and 23 minutes.

Not that we're counting.

I can't believe you guys didn't tell me.
I want to be mad at you, but I can't.

'Cause I'm so happy for you guys.

-Aw, besties.
-But no more secret boyfriends.

-You promise?
-Uh-huh.

First day of massage school!

Oh, I learned all about muscles and nerves
and how not to pinch 'em too hard.

So, what'd I miss here?

I hope no one started dating
any rock stars.

- Well, um...

No.
Oh, no.

No. You two?

I'm gone for one day.

Well, I guess I can't leave this house.

Goodbye, massage school.

I hope I can get my money back.

Just, Kevin, please get it over with.

Do it now.

Kevin, you're k*lling me already.
Just hit me.

One, two, three, punch!

Dude, come on, just hit me already!

- Ow.

Next on Jonas LA...

-We're heading to the golf course today.
-Really? Can I come with?

Macy, it's a lot harder than it looks.

That was pretty bad.

-Hey, guys.
-Hey!

You guys, you remember Ben.

You two should totally join us for lunch.

Uh, yes.

Does Ben know that you and I were...?

-No! Does Vanessa know about...?
-No.

Shiraki-san has arrived.

-Joe.

-There you go.
-You rule.

Stella?