02x04 - Great Egg-Spectations

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

Ah-hyuck.

H-h-h-hit it ♪

Like father, like son ♪

You're always number one ♪

Yes!

Best buddies, best pals ♪

Yeah ♪

You always seem

To work things out ♪

Can't you see

You're two of a kind ♪

Lookin' for

A real good time? ♪

Whaa-ooo-h*-h*!

A real good time ♪

Repor

To the goof troop ♪

And we'll always

Stick together ♪

Always

Stick together ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

The best of friends

Forever ♪

Side by side

Wherever we go ♪

We're always ready to roll ♪

Now gimme a beat ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

And we always

Stick together ♪

Gawrsh.

We're the goof troop ♪

The best of friends

Forever ♪

Now we're calling

Everyone ♪

Come along

And join the fun ♪

Report to

The goof troop ♪

La do be da bop

La ba do bop ♪

Yeah!

[Rock-a-bye-baby plays]

[Glass breaks]

Goofy:

Come back here, you varmint!

But he's my pet, dad!

[Rreow]

Say, leave

My kitty alo--oops!

But don't hurt him, dad.

He's harmless.

Wha?

See? He's

No trouble at all.

Gotcha! Ah-hyuck!

But he needs me!

No, he doesn't, max.

He's a wild animal. You got to

Take him back to the woods.

But I want a pet.

Well, what's wrong

With waffles?

Yeah!

He's yours, dad. I gotta

Have a pet of my own.

I know, max.

But wild animals jus

Don't make good pets.

Max:

O.k., Little guy,

I'm gonna

Turn you loose now.

Even though we're pals,

I want you to just go

And don't look back.

Boy, am I good

With animals or what?

It's not fair.

It's not fair!

It'snot

Faaaaair!

[Splash]

Puh-tooie!

Ahh!

An egg!

A gigantic abandoned egg!

Hmm. It needs me.

Goofy: here's

Your food, kitty.

[Muttering]

[Rreow]

[Meowing]

Clam up, waffles.

Goofy: is that you, max?

No, dad.

It's waffles.

Oh. O.k. Ah-hyuck.

[Burbling]

It's alive!

O.k. Turn your head

And cough.

Mama!

Wow. It thinks

I'm its mama now.

Hmm. How am I gonna

Hatch this thing?

Pj!

Dude! A giant albino m&m!

Get real, pj.

It's a huge bird's egg.

Do you know

What this means?

Super omelet?

No! A pet for el maxo.

I'm gonna hatch it.

And that's where

You come in, pj.

Uh-uh. No. Time out.

Nothin' doin'.

I'm not sittin'

On any egg.

It's only until I can dig up

A heater or something.

Uh, I don't know, max.

Great. Be right back.

Oh, and don't tell my dad.

Bottoms up!

Goofy:

Max!

Max, dinner's ready!

Oh. Hi, pj.

Oh! Oh. Oh.

Hi, sir.

Max'll be right back.

Whatcha doin' there?

Oh, uh, well,

I'm just seein'

How hot I can make

My knees, you know?

Yep. I remember when

I used to do that.

Ah-hyuck hyuck.

Well, so long.

[Door closes]

Check it out!

Your dad was here,

And now he thinks

I'm a space case.

News flash, pj.

You are.

Where'd you go?

Turn down the volume,

Peej!

I don't want dad

To know I've got a pet!

But you don't.

I will soon.

Now where am I gonna keep you

So dad doesn't find out?

Wow! Max,

How'd you do all this?

Brilliantly, of course.

I couldn't afford birdseed,

But cornflakes

Are just as good.

What's this for?

I read that birds can

Actually get hypnotized

By their own reflections.

Pretty dumb, huh?

Pj?

Snap out of it, peej.

Wha--uhwhat?

Do you realize how big

This bird's gonna get?

I'll bet I can

Ride this baby.

Yeah, but will your dad

Let you keep it?

Goofy: max, I need a hand

With these blinds!

Uh, be right down!

[Blinds rattling

And crashing]

[Mrr-rrr-rrr-owww]

[Panting]

Huh?

Mama!

[Rreow]

This time, pj,

Avoid the mirror.

Max:

It hatched.

That's no bird.

What is it, an alien?

Hi. You wanna

Phone home?

Whatever she is,

We've gotta get her

Back upstairs.

[Mraah mraah-mraah]

No! Stop!

[Blinds rattling]

Ah-hyuck.

Good luck.

You rat!

Come on, girl.

I can't let dad see you!

You'll be safe

Down here.

Are you thirsty?

Sit up. Sit up.

[Slurp slurp]

[Burbling]

Ha ha ha!

Good shot.

Say, what am I gonna

Call you anyway?

You wanna be called

Bubbles?

O.k., Bubbles.

You play quietly.

I'll dig you up

Some food for you.

[Raaahh]

[Burble burble]

Dad!

Whatcha doin'

In the basement, max?

Oh. Ha ha.

I thought I heard

A--a--a mouse!

Ah-hyuck! You know,

I was just readin'

About kids and animals.

Well, I've changed

My mind.

Son, you can have a pet.

Really?

Yep. But remember,

It can't be too big.

Oh.

Well, gotta dry ou

These socks.

Wait!

Well, I'll be.

Ah-hyuck.

I didn't know that.

Hmm. Still damp.

Hmm. I didn'

Know that.

Gotta ge

That thing fixed.

You o.k., Girl?

Mommy!

Yeowww-owww-owww.

I'll check on you

In the morning.

Mama!

[Chuckle]

Good night, bubbles.

[Whimpering]

Good night, dad.

Oh. Night, son.

[Whimpering]

Mama. Mama.

[Snoring]

Mama?

Max, you should sleep

In your own bed, son.

I love you, mama.

Aah!

Yiii!

Monster! Monster!

I'll get rid of 'im!

Now I gotcha, you brute!

[Whimpering]

Mama!

Bubbles!

Stand back, max!

It's a giant horny toad!

Dad! Wait!

[Rreow]

Aah! Aah! Wah-h* h*!!

Wah-h*!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Aah!

Yiii!

Yiii!

Mommy!

Dad! Don't hurt her!

Yiii! Yiii! Yiii!

Please, dad, stop!

Max, it's behind you! Run!

No, dad! Don't! She's my pet!

Yourpet?

I found her down

At the lake, dad.

Aw, max, you know

What we agreed.

You said I could have a pe

If it needed me, right?

But it's a dinosaur, max.

[Ka-ching]

Dinosaur?

I'll do everything,

I promise.

I'll feed her, walk her,

Brush her hair!

Please, dad! Please, please,

Please, pretty please!

I still think

She belongs in a museum,

But o.k. You can keep her,

Providin' she stays

Outta trouble

And doesn't get too big.

Great! I mean,

How big can she get?

Thanks for

The clippings, mr. P.

Hmm hmm! Crazy kid.

[Chomping]

Yipes!

Bubbles, come on!

Yo, mad max, what's up?

Peej, quick! Help us hide!

Unh! Ooh! Unh!

Unh! Unh!

Unh!

Does that come

With batteries?

p*stol! Be quiet!

You mean that's real?

Oh, wow! Can I ride him?

I got a cowboy ha

And cowboy boots

And a tire pressure gauge!

Yum yum!

Huh! Mama mama!

Baba baba!

[Chomp chomp chomp]

Eww!

Dinosaur drool!

[Gasp] a dinosaur?

Come on, girl,

Come on.

Don't take tha

Slobber-face upstairs, pj!

I'm gonna tell daddy!

You are not!

I am too!

Are not!

Am too!

Not!

Too!

Not not not not not!

Too too too too too!

You are not!

Too!

Uh-blub.

Now what do we do?

Dinosaur, daddy.

A brachiosaurus, I think.

Pj has it, and he

Wouldn't give it to me,

And it slobbered over me,

Daddy,

And it ate my marshmallows.

Mm-hmm

[Grunt]

She's gonna tell dad, max.

I just know it!

Don't panic yet.

[Banging on door]

Pete: open this door, pj!

O.k. Now you can panic.

I think something

Disputable happened here.

Daddy, I saw it!

Really! Really!

p*stol-kins,

Daddy's in no mood

For a wild goose chase!

But it's not a wild goose!

It's a wild dinosaur,

And it came in here!

Well, it's not in here

Now, is it?

No. It's down there.

Where?

Come on in, sir!

The water's fine.

It's just a stupid

Pool toy, honey.

No! It's a dinosaur!

It is, it is, it is!

Ask pj! Ask him!

Ohhh

Hey! You boys seen

A dinosaur?

Yes, sir, in a museum!

Ha ha ha! That's my boy!

Got the old man's

Sense of humor. Ha ha!

Hey, you guys hold tight.

I'll come teach ya

My belly-buster

Back flip.

We gotta get outta here!

Come on, girl!

[Shouting]

All right, boys--

One belly-buster

Comin' up!

[Thud]

Goofy:

I know you love her, max,

But we can'

Keep her anymore.

Bubbles

Is growin' too fast.

She's eaten 5,000

Marshmallows,

400 Cabbages,

23 House plants,

Four hand towels,

And my lucky clarinet.

But she's my pet, dad.

I know, son, and I don't wan

To tell you what to do,

But it's really not fair

To keep bubbles cooped up

In the house like this.

[Sigh] yeah.

I guess you're right.

I'll take her back

Tomorrow.

You're doin'

The best thing, max.

Come on. I'll make you

Some hot chocolate.

With marshmallows?

I've been hidin'

A bag. Ah-hyuck!

[Squeak]

He's baaaack.

You know, eating

My dad's favorite chair

Is not, I repeat, no

Going to make you

Very popular around here.

Eww!

Daddy! The dinosaur

Came back! It did!

And it started eating things.

It ate the window plants,

And it ate

My ice cream cone!

And then you know

What it ate next--

Not now, p*stol!

Yikes!

What in blazin'

Frijoles was that?

I told you max

Had a dinosaur,

But you didn't listen,

Now did you?

A dinosaur?

Ow! Ooh! Ooh!

I'm gonna extinctify

That thing!

Come back here,

You scaly c*ck!

Oh, no!

Dad! Dad! Help!

Max?

Dad, pete's after bubbles!

We gotta save her!

Oh, my gawrsh!

I got an idea, max.

Don't worry.

Dad! They wen

The other way!

Pj! Red alert!

Scramble!

Max, what is it?

Peej, your dad's

Gonna pop bubbles!

[Gasp] be right down!

Man, I'm gonna ge

Grounded forever.

1

2

Unh!

Let's roll, peej!

There they are!

Whoa!

What do we do now?

Get bubbles to the lake

And let her go!

[Ding ding ding]

I gotcha now,

Ya chair-eatin' chameleon!

Whoa!

[Crash]

Bubbles! You o.k.?

Oopff!

Pete: hold it right there!

Wreck my house, will ya,

You miserable monster?

I'm gonna knock ya

Back to the stone age, see?

No! She's mine!

[Thump]

[Grrr]

[Thump]

[Thump]

Oooh-hooo-hooo-hooo!

Mama?

Dad! You're here!

Ah-hyuck! I figured if there

Was an egg down by the lake,

There must be a mama

Down be there, too.

Guess bubble's whole family

Likes these.

I'd better ge

My dad home, sir.

You think he'll

Be all right?

Sure, pj, but he

Probably won't remember

Any of this tomorrow.

Should we

Tell him?

All: nah.

You did good, max.

I think it's time

We got you a real pet.

Great! How abou

A boa constrictor, dad?

Or a tarantula?

I don't think so.

Nope.

How about an armadillo?

That would be really cool!

Or a komodo dragon!

Now, no, no, max.