02x12 - From Air to Eternity

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

Ah-hyuck.

H-h-h-hit it ♪

Like father, like son ♪

You're always number one ♪

Yes!

Best buddies, best pals ♪

Yeah ♪

You always seem

To work things out ♪

Can't you see

You're two of a kind ♪

Lookin' for

A real good time? ♪

Whaa-ooo-h*-h*!

A real good time ♪

Repor

To the goof troop ♪

And we'll always

Stick together ♪

Always

Stick together ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

The best of friends

Forever ♪

Side by side

Wherever we go ♪

We're always ready to roll ♪

Now gimme a beat ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

And we always

Stick together ♪

Gawrsh.

We're the goof troop ♪

The best of friends

Forever ♪

Now we're calling

Everyone ♪

Come along

And join the fun ♪

Report to

The goof troop ♪

La do be da bop

La ba do bop ♪

Yeah!

[p*stol]

Save that poor kitty, pj!

Don't let him all alone

Die in that tree!

Please--

No!

Don't look down!

Yah!

If you do, you'll fall

And squash your brains

And be gooshed into

A bag of bone chips,

And they'll only

Know it's you

Because of that busted

Tooth way in the back.

Wh-wh-wh-whoa!

Whaa-ooh-ooh-ooh!

Hi, dad.

Ha ha. Y'know, son,

If somebody

Didn't know better,

They might think, just for

A minute there, mind you,

That you were sorta--

Oh, I don't know--

Scared of heights?

What, me?

Dumb idea.

Scared of heights?

Nah.

Just a localized earth tremor.

Gotcha.

Epicenter righ

Under my feet.

Of course.

Feel that?

There it goes again, dad.

How about that mother nature?

Me, scared of heights. Ha!

Oh, that's a good one.

[Laughing]

Oh, man.

Yeah. Well,

I knew you're not, son.

Of course, if you were,

You'd never be able

To win fancy medals

Like, say, this one.

Another one!

You gonna fly

Across the grand canyon

In a rocket suit again?

Nah. It's the one I go

For skiing

Down mount everes

Carryin'

The snow-blinded sherpa.

The time when

The slightest misstep

Woulda sent ya

Plummeting 85,000 fee

To crash on the icy

Rocks below?

Yep. No big deal.

I was only 12 years old

At the time.

Uh-oh. Late for my

Press conference.

See you later, son.

And that's why they

Awarded me this medal.

Just as I led

The snow-blinded sherpa

Through the mountains

Of oklahoma,

I'll lead you

To new heights

Of car-buying satisfaction.

So come on down

To honest pete's used cars,

Where the soda pop's

Always cold

And the deals are always--

Here's the res

Of them fake medals

You ordered,

Mr. Pete.

[Gasp]

Fake medals?

What a scam!

Ha ha! He means

Brake pedals. Yeah.

Yer transmission's

Slippin' on you, pop.

Oops!

Oh!

Hey.

Ah, man!

Hero, eh? Shame on you!

Lying to people with

These made-up stories.

Ooh! Quit--

Taking advantage!

Ya wanted to show me

Something, dad?

Oh, pj, my boy.

Come see your old man's

Latest creation.

I call I

"The wall of petes".

The history of

The family tree,

Of which you

Are the latest branch.

Go ahead. Push that button

Under yer great-grandpa.

Whoa!

Whatta hero!

The only man

To dive 800 fee

Into devil's gorge.

[Pete]

'Fraid of heights?

h* h*! Not him!

Wwhhooooaaa-h*-h*-h*-h*!

[Thud]

After tha

Proud display,

Aerial daredevilry

Just sorta became

A pete

Family tradition.

Why, my own dad se

A new world's record

In the rooftop 500.

[Alarm, siren blaring]

[Police] all right, stop

In the name of the law!

Then, of course,

There's--ahem--my section.

Wow! Dad, that's you!

Shakin' hands

With the president!

Oh, yeah. Heh heh.

Gave me the medal of honor

For flyin'

Around the world

In the firs

Steam-driven airplane.

Everything was going fine

Till I ran outta fuel.

Had to skydive to safety.

[Pj]

No kiddin'.

Three generations of petes

Climbing to the very

Heights of greatness

In the skies,

Above the land,

Over the sea, in the--

Cool!

What's in my section?

Don't push that!

Uh, I'm just storin'

A few things in there

Till you get some trophies

Of your own, son.

Yeah, well, at my rate,

You could use I

To store nuclear waste.

Oh, now, now.

You'll get there.

Courage takes a little longer

To bloom in some people.

I'll never live to see it,

Of course,

But your children might,

Or their children,

Or their children's children's

Children's children.

And great-grandpa

Dove out of an airplane

Onto a horse at the bottom

Of devil's canyon.

Wow. I'll be

You could cross

This rickety old bridge

Blindfolded.

Yah!

I'm losin' it, max!

Help me! Help me, max!

Waaah!

Hey, you were right, max.

I can cross this bridge

Blindfolded.

Well, this isn'

What I had in mind.

Ohh, I'll tell you, max,

My dad's

Got more hero trophies

Than my dog's got fleas.

I mean, I'm just a stain

On the good name of pete.

Pj!

The first pete in history

To be scared of heights.

Yeah, but--but, pj

Don't try to make me

Feel better, man.

I am so scared of heights,

I used to get a nosebleed

In my highchair.

Peej

Hey, I fain

On escalators.

Peej!

What?

[Alarm]

That!

You scale more heights

Every day after school

Than all your ancestors

Put together.

Big whoop.

Vertigo vernon

Is is only a game.

Right,

And that's only a trophy.

Yeah, for the

International vertigo

Vernon vert-a-thon.

I mean, they only award tha

Trophy to the best.

You are the best!

You can win it, peej.

Think of wha

Your dad will say

If you put tha

On his wall of petes.

Yeah!

[Tv reporter] and so,

Ladies and gentlemen,

We've reached the final round

Of the international

Vertigo vernon vert-a-thon.

It's down to two contestants

With the score tied

Between

"Prince of precipice" pj

And the reigning

International champion

"Flying fist" freddie.

Unbeknownst to both

Of our contestants,

The final round

Will be played

On these state-of-the-ar

Video reality racks.

With these special helmets,

Our heroes will swear

They really are

Swinging on trapezes,

Jumping out of airplanes,

And tightrope walking

10,000 Feet above

Bottomless gorge.

[Gulp] we will?

Max, I don'

Know about this.

Ah, it'll be cool, dude.

Just keep telling yourself

"It's only a game.

It's only a game."

[Pj] yeah, o.k.

It's only a game.

It's only a game.

It's only

A g-g-g-gaaaammmmee!

Yaaaaah! Wha-ha-ha-h*!

Wow-ha-ha-h*-h*!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Aaaahh!

Max! Max!

I was there, max--

High in the air--

And I fell and--and--

Chill, dude.

It's just an illusion.

Look!

Look! He's already

Rackin' up points.

If you want that trophy, dude,

Get your bod back on line!

[Whimpering]

[Max]

It's only a game.

[Pj]

It's only a game.

It's only a game.

Yes! Go, peej, go!

Way to go, peej!

All right!

That's my bud!

Look at him go! Look a

That wrist action!

Come on, peej!

All right, dude!

Way to go! O.k.!

That's it! All right!

Way to go, peej!

[Freddie]

Give it up, kid.

Wha-aah-aah!

Peej, what are you

Waiting for?

One more poin

And you got him! Go! Go!

What are you doing?

[Max whistles]

All right, pj! Whooo!

Way to go, dude!

Daddy, daddy, daddy!

Come quick! Pj's on tv!

Oh, he didn'

Get his head stuck

In a candy machine

Again, did he?

No! He jumped

Out of an airplane

And climbed up a building

And rode on a one-wheel

Bike on a rope and--

He what?

Well, champ, not only

Did you win the trophy,

But you saved freddie.

Truly a hero, folks.

So what was

The scariest part?

Well, I'd say it was

The tightrope walking,

You know,

But the skydiving

Provided

Some real thrills, too.

My kida hero.

A realhero.

For he's

A really brave fellow ♪

Which nobody can deny ♪

He's just like

His old man ♪

He's just like

His old man ♪

For he's

A really brave-- ♪

Yeah, whatever.

[Max] yay, pj!

[Goofy, max, p*stol cheer]

And now, pj,

As a real son of a pete,

It's time to let you in

On the true meaning

Of all this daredevil stuff--

Namely, how to use I

To turn a buck.

Huh?

[Panting]

[Ring]

Goof rrresidence.

Max, ya gotta get me

Out of here!

Here where?

I'm at the airport.

Buncha guys been teaching me

About parachutes

And rip cords and stuff.

Max, I know

It sounds wacked, bu

I think my dad's gonna

Take me on a ride--

[Gulp]--in an airplane!

Cool! He must be

Really proud of you!

Hey, while you're up there,

Get him to raise

Your allowance.

What? I can't go

On an airplane!

Dad'll find ou

That I'm scared of hei--

There's my little hero!

Pj? Hello?

Yaaaahh!

[Pete]

Excited, huh? Me, too!

Can't tell you how proud

This makes me, son!

Yeah, uh-huh. Dad?

I--what I mean to say is--

Tut-tut, no need to thank me.

Hey-hey-eeee-oooh!

Long way down.

But, uh, that first step's

Nothin' to a hero like you.

Dad!

You opened the door!

Sure.

Ladies and gentlemen!

The event you've

Been waiting for!

My son,

The famous hero,

Will parachute 10,000 fee

Into a late-model

Durango whippet,

Courtesy

Of pete's used cars.

Now remember to sprinkle

These advertising leaflets

On your way down,

And don't waste any

On people who can't drive.

I'm jumping out of a

Perfectly good airplane!

Yeah, kinda reminds me

Of my hero days.

Great, dad! Then how abou

You be the one to jump?

Me? No! I mean,

I wouldn't want to swipe

The glory from you!

Hey, what's mine is yours!

No, I really couldn't!

You go!

No, you go!

I insist.

Wouldn't think of it.

You're better at this

Than I am.

You need to practice.

Got a bloody nose.

My lumbago's acting up.

Oooh-oh-oh-oh

Aaaahh-oooohh!

Dad!

It's only a game!

It's only a game!

It's only a game!

It's only a game!

Huh? It worked.

[Cheering]

[Airplane diving]

[Shouting]

I gotcha, dad!

I-i gotcha!

[Pete babbling]

Mama!

Whhaaaoooohh-h*-h*!

Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!

[Boing]

Whew!

Crashing into a lady's ten

In the middle of the day!

Waking me up from my nap!

What are you--

Come out here for

The peace and quiet,

And what do I get?

Lady, ow!

That was pathetic!

But--

The worst display of

Skydiving showmanship

I have ever seen!

Yeah, but--

Anybody would think

You'd never jumped ou

Of an airplane before!

But I haven't!

What?

Then, what's that?

I won I

For a video game, dad!

I thought you knew!

It was just a game.

My own son's

Hero trophya fake.

I can't believe it.

I--i been conned by

My own flesh and blood!

No, dad, wait!

Where do the kids

Learn this stuff anyway?

Dad!

Musta got I

From his mother.

Grrrrr!

[Clang]

I'm just an eagle

With cardboard wings, max.

A fraud.

The first pete to get woozy

Standing on his tiptoes.

Peej,

What wears four pillows,

A football helmet,

And eats light bulbs?

Ahi don't know. What?

I don't know, either,

But there's one now.

Dad!

D-d-don't look down.

Just don't look down.

Yee-ee-ee-ee!

Gik-gik-gik-gik!

He must be trying to get mom

To declare him bonkers

For the insurance money again.

I don't think so, peej.

Don't you know terror

When you see it?

Ah-ah-ah-aaaahh!

Whoa!

I saw it,

But I don't believe it.

Him, afraid of heights?

Pj, there's something

We oughta check out.

Come on.

But he can't be

Scared of heights.

I mean, he skied

Up mount everes

Blindfolded

Carrying a sherbet!

He's got the medals

To prove it.

"Weebee jokes

And novelty company,

Passaic, new jersey"?

It's a fake!

Yeah. And check this out.

Phony as the blood

In a mutilator movie.

Whoa!

All this fakery just to hide

That he's more afraid

Of heights than you are.

Pretty pathetic,

Huh, peej? Peej?

Grrr!

Easy, peej.

Easy. Come on, man.

Peej? Down, boy.

Pj, no!

[Bells, sirens]

Of course I want to

Teach my dad a lesson,

But are you sure

This is safe?

Sure. The balloon's

Tied down.

The mattresses

Are 3 feet thick.

What could go wrong?

I'll count the possibilities.

1--Everything.

That's it. I'm down.

You just hang loose while I

Put this plan in motion.

Drive that rig around back

When you're done, goof.

Hey! Mr. P! Come quick!

You've got to save pj

Before he splats himself!

Oh, no! Help me, dad!

Pj? What are you doing

Up there?

Oh, it was a publicity stun

For the car lo

Because I love you,

But I'm just not the aerial

Daredevil you are, dad!

Get me down, please?

Guh-yee-ba-ba!

W-w-w-why don't you

Just, uh,

C-climb down to me, son?

Can't you see, mr. P?

He's frozen with fear.

You'll have to go up

And save him.

M-m-me?

Well, he is

Your kid, mr. P.

I mean--heh--

What would people say?

Hee-hoo-ooh-eeh-ooh!

Oooohh!

[Knees chattering]

Hurry, dad!

Or I am a goner!

[Chattering]

I can't do it!

What's the matter, dad?

Don't ya wanna save me?

Of course I do!

It's jus

That iwell

I can't come up and get you

Because I'm scared of heights!

[Blubbering]

You're jivin' me!

It's true!

I get dizzy standin'

On my own shadow!

All us petes do!

But gosh, what about those

Trophies and medals

In the wall of petes, dad?

The wall of petes is jus

A big pile of

Horse feathers!

[Bawling]

Golly!

Are you saying tha

Great-grandpa pete was--

Was scared of heights, too!

Yeow!

[Pj]

You don't say.

Mm-mm-mm.

[Gasp] and what abou

Grandpa pete?

[Blubbering]

He was worse

Than great-grandpa!

[Alarms, sirens blaring]

Well, golly,

Gee whiz-a-mundo!

Then [gasp]

That would make you

Aah!

More chicken

Than both of 'em!

The only real trophy was

[Sobs]

Yours!

[Thunder]

Hurry up, son!

There's a storm

Ready to bust loose!

O.k., Dad.

[Gasping]

Max! We may have

A little problem here!

Help!

Pj!

[Horn honks]

Here's the truck, petey.

Whoa!

It's only a g-g-game,

Only a g-game!

Hang on, son!

Daddy's comin'!

There he goes!

Over that way, pop!

Gawrsh! Wish he'd

Make up his mind.

[Grunting]

Help!

[Pete babbling]

Aah-hoo-hoo-hoo!

I see him! Ah-hyuck!

I see him!

Help!

[Pj]

Dad!

Help!

I'm comin', pj!

Hang on, boy!

Dad!

Oooh!

[Both] whew!

[Both] yah!

Ah-hyuck! Are you fellas sure

You don't want a ride

Back to town?

Plenty of room in the bucket.

We're sure.

Ditto.

O.k. So long!

Later, peej.

You ready to go, son?

Hey, ready

When you are, dad.

Gimme tha

Old terra firma.

The more firma,

The less terra.

I heard that.

You know,

A man should keep

Both feet and hands

On the ground.

Never hurts to stay close

To mother earth. No, siree.

We're a good 20 fee

Away from that cliff.

Plenty safe.

Keep your ear

To the ground.

That's what I always say.

Remember your roots.