01x02 - I'm OK, You're a Jerk

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can you tell me why you made fun of

routine in the first place he was mad at

her for making him look like a jerk and

how do you feel about that Tucker I was

not mad I was just having fun

you were totally rush

the Chiefs are like a girl that's not a

girl that's Christine

all right settle down in here let's

settle people well it's that time

tomorrow we start special assignments

espionage 101 night parachute insertion

documents photography yeah sorry that's

that's my summer school of course with

the junior high the Vice Principals

brothers yeah

all right boys this term you are going

to be studying the ancient and manly art

of wrestling miss Jennings we'll be

working with the girls on rhythmic

dancing what a rip why get me wrestle

girls you have a problem with this nope

yeah Christine wants to wrestle and miss

out almost meet colored ribbon girls

dance boys wrestling that's the rule

well can't she choose she can choose the

color of her ribbons

Oh

here's the deal in our school we got

real problems like empty vending

machines but some girls think it's

important to invade wrestling class what

next girls in the showers

coed bathrooms it starts off with these

little things when the next thing you

know everything you thought you could

count on is turned into anarchy

you don't even know what anarchy means

what's the big deal about rhythmic dance

and so student that they forces to do it

it's like there's a stupid rule for

every occasion yeah like an English

class today I before E except after

speak this is important

Christina thing I'm a girl and I can

make my own decisions you know I'm not

I'm saying I'm a girl and I want to

wrestle right and we all have to support

her this is a petition

this is treading dangerously close to

ngi none of general interests

it's been sister Christine Kerry and

she's my friend

hello excuse me

last year we did a petition to get a

candy machine in the cafeteria and we

got it because we've stuck together so

what it's always empty let's do a

petition for that and what about the

basketballs why can't we turn them out

overnight the lockers they smell like

dirty socks no matter what yeah the

water fountain Bell is jammed with big

wads of gum hey this is serious

our freedom of choice is on the line

Kristy should be able to wrestle if she

wants to and it's even just a girl thing

or a wrestling thing equality affects

everything and everyone wrestling class

turns into a freedom of choice thing

than a full-blown riot I rest my case I

hope she never goes to prison

quality speech ends in food fight this

is awesome 50 names on the petition cool

so you think you can wrestle huh well I

want to try mine

Victor sister oh yeah

okay okay all right you guys you sign

too

someone better telling me hold the

pointy end away from you yeah look I'm

right over and do that what what's that

behind your back it's it's nothing

whatever do you mean

as an essential part of our active young

lifestyle we the undersigned demand the

vending machines to be fully stocked at

all times with the candy of our choice

what's this supposed to be and don't say

funny oh it's no joke it's the

Constitution like you said Bukka freedom

of choice once beyond just right

funny oh it's no joke yes the

Constitution why'd you fire Beca reasons

of choice once beyond just wrestling I

mean dip so fast only oblivious on since

you're suddenly so keen on freedom of

choice why don't you choose to grow up

Joey Rizzo the linebacker all the

students believe in freedom of choice

not just the girls you can right listen

Christine this isn't one of those equal

rights things is it oh no just wrestling

okay the girl wrestles mine on one

condition

she needs a partner have similar gender

hey partner

Oh

I want you to widen your base now Serge

spit up around behind me just a little

how about a Sir Jack now should your

opponent make the fatal mistake of

stagnation no problem reach of Christ

reverse your hips you got yourself a

first sight all right I want you to pair

off and get to it okay men people okay

are you sure you want to do this because

we can start right now we we made our

point five point is I wanna okay but you

know rhythmic class those ribbons can be

a lot of fun

nobody gets hurt why do they make you

wear a helmet it's not a helmet headgear

are you ready

oh yeah

tell me you don't miss dance class good

she keeps her soldier square and she

shifts her way through if you had one of

those ribbons nine could use the size

offended right I don't know check her oh

well you were mouthing I she was showing

a lot of fight why a couple more like

her and we might be City jams I can see

it now

rhythmic dances rustle competition with

ribbons well if you're so interested in

ribbons mister how about you reckon I'd

her dance class and report back to me in

two weeks

if I had known hope the souls sensitive

I would have never made those remarks

about Christine

well not in front of him anyway girls in

wrestling class and guys and rythmics

like a freak of nature or something

generally table fairness does not kick

boxing

if you're not going to take this

furiously you're gonna need some

after-school practice

there's no way I can survive that class

for a week Alexia Smithers you must

strangled her with your ribbon

hey here's our little ballerina yeah we

chipped in the bosses don't listen you

don't use pom-poms one class and he's

only learning the fire points of this

form watch out

I'm okay I just I need to sit down

or maybe lie down Oh body transplant ii

can't wrestle anymore no no I'm okay I

can trust me you can't wrestle hate

Secord you want me back partner please

Russell you hear a girl come on

I'd rather partner someone I know maybe

you can skip class Plus it'd be like

parole what's wrong Tucker

are you scared Christine I I really like

to help you out but but you heard what

coach said

what about mine he was just commenting

on your your format my why don't you

help God your friend Christine huh sure

miles what so time you were afraid of

Christine and sacrificed your friend I

never thought he'd say yes but you set

him up

I was only kidding I didn't think he'd

be that stupid to say yes

miles why did you agree to be

Christine's partner what were you

thinking

look it's no big deal it's just a

workout think what hey she pins you it

won't be a big deal either or will it

yes ah Kenneth dog said lips they could

play the tube

you do kind of have dog lips Tucker

don't you have some demonstration to be

leading somewhere I've got one word for

you don't

lose that's uh that's two words Tucker

well here's some more shame disgrace

Exile you lose every guy in this school

loses oo Tucker's afraid Christine's

going to humiliate miles too yeah right

I suggest you put your money where your

ribbons are would that be a challenge

would that be you whipping out the

readers of the school paper know that a

challenge requires Stakes for each

side like when the Mayes lost at soccer

they got their heads chopped off fine

Christine loses we chop off her head I

mean she drops

wrestling fine and when Christine wins

Tucker does a rhythmic Solo in front of

the

entire

fine

so where would you like me to take the

pictures um in the gym or at your locker

pictures yeah no way this has gone too

far but without pictures the story will

be dead by tomorrow exactly I

quit Christine forget

it

so don't worry I'm not going to quit

great yeah well I'm going to lose what

that way I'm not a quitter and I'm not

some kind of Amazon freak which is what

everyone will say if I win and who knows

what they'll say to miles if he loses to

a

girl forget miles

Christine look I refuse to let those

guys make you feel bad about

good come

on Tucker you want to miles we have to

keep going do you realize how important

it is for us to win this fight yeah I

suppose so if you lose the humiliation

will k*ll your entire family yeah not to

mention

you

I can be a regular girl or I can be the

thyroid monster where does it say that

boys are better than girls at wrestling

have you ever seen a wrestling match on

TV there aren't many

girls well so boys wrestle more that

doesn't make you unusual does everybody

else would you forget everybody else the

important thing is that we

win it's not we Becca it's me I'm going

to be out there all

alone hello School Board this could be a

problem oh man it's not fair I do a good

wrestling move and I'm a perve all I can

do is tackle her at the ankles at this

point that'd be a pretty good strategy

you know you know what why bother I mean

if I win I was supposed to If I Lose I'm

just a boo

wrong you're a bozo who gets left out of

school you know I used to like wrestling

until you made it

harassment self-defense for women yeah

they were all out of wrestling books oh

look if he comes at me with a knife I'll

be

ready

look

oh whoa that's all the fun I'm going to

allow for

today um so you going to be able to come

tomorrow yeah um if Miss Jennings

doesn't keep me after class to limo

up what's that like

anyway well 26 girls one guy you do the

math what are you guys doing out here

did I miss it who won nobody won a tie

we didn't wrestle coach wouldn't let

Christine wrestle a boy yeah and there

we were both so pumped oh yeah of course

hold that thought huh Z

now you're standing on my

ribbon is your chump friend ready you

got an ambulance standing by

ready uh you want one of us to say go

No Okay hold that

PO who well well isn't that

interesting okay champion of the world

are you okay yeah I fell for that cheap

move I want a rematch um are you sure we

don't want to lose two in a row rematch

all right that's fair one more shot all

right uh no we won fair and square

Christine you're out of

wrestling miles what are you doing we

won stop we're wrestling under protest

there's no protest in wrestling oh how

would you know Miss Cho in the

Christine I knew you could do it that

did not count Prett good move where' you

learn that coach patoski he pinned

Tucker that

way that's what good coaching can do oh

please like you had anything to do with

it hey you uh you want to get out of

here

definitely where are you

going well he's chicken she was

obviously hitting her stride miles wait

hey you guys wait what about my story

you want me to make up an

ending

so you finished that science homework

yet no not yet chapter 3 is a

k*ller

don't she's like this some people start

Trends and other people are content to

follow

them and you can quote me on

that and four that's it use the wrist

mhm very nice very nice keep your head

up mhm

there very nice good oh beautiful very

nice that's it think think Regal that's

it keep your heads up

M it oh lovely just lovely good think

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