01x03 - House Party

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oh gee John let me think I was just

using them all last week do you think

they were going for three months Ellen

I'm trusting you to take good care of

your sister mom you'll be back on Sunday

watch one check my babysitting

references Rebecca I'm trusting you to

do Ellen tells you right

Tucker's curfew on weekends is 12:11 and

horace wears his retainer to bed

mmm call mrs. Goldblum next door if you

have any problems lock all the doors and

no parties don't worry mom this is James

I'll take good care of them

bye-bye-bye yeah look my kids behave

yourselves you Sunday night

if you guys don't want any trouble the

next few days stay out of my face

out of my face you heard what your mom

said no parties at your house which

means I'll have a party at my house

Carrie okay brutal Mac just today huh

k*ller uh at least the weekends coming

up my folks rule and I'm having a big

party Saturday night sounds cool

yeah

would be if I could only figure out a

way to get rid of backup Christine

horace miles about 20 of my closest

friend

just you and me

um why don't you come the day after

tomorrow yeah you're probably booked

right up to the 21st century huh um we

could reschedule my folks don't don't

really have to be home for two or three

years actually I'm free this Saturday

night

great

you are sure cool

yes hurry and makes five well she left

carry lattice six she didn't say no who

didn't stay now carry oh and that's Evan

Pham pristine he said it seven times

that's pathetic tucker even for you guys

we have a problem without the party

oh don't worry Allah I'll bring my dad's

speakers I'm good came chained horse in

the basement

it's not any of that it's Ellen I mean

if she finds out she doesn't have to

know

well does she only be like right next

door well we have to have the party

we're committed I've heard you invited

kick

kids

you gotta get rid of her well what can I

do well she's your sister think of

something well tiger I'll do my best

you better

the things I do for Tucker you do

realize but that was all about don't you

carry if I ever get that test over some

guy I dunno

Hey

and so if I scared you

he talked me sack Anderson talked to me

uh-huh I his hair but did you hear what

he said sorry if I scared you

but he looked at me and he smiled he

talked and he looked

I know mom said no parties in our house

but this isn't even our house house

I promise we'll clean up and we won't

wreck anything and we won't do anything

stupid

finally

really

you won't tell not if you don't tell

about my party hmm no squeal deal and

she went for it oh man this is awesome

all right party's on okay uh later

what do you care toad cuz I'm going to

the party the day you come to one of my

parties is the day I wear one of dads

disco suits to the prom please hop with

the decorations you can use my birthday

streamers streamers

no thanks

you can borrow my paid like what Barney

unplugged come on Tucker I'll do

anything

fine just do it someplace else

I don't think so there's a lot on here

that mom and dad would love to see I

then Bernie on CD

no of course my parents aren't gonna be

here Zach yeah Saturday night around

8:00

around 8:00 fine whatever

okay I'll see you later Zach bye Zach

Anderson here huh

he's only Ryan's best friend anyway what

do you care you're not gonna be here

Ryan

hi

House Party

double party oh and Ellen well it's a

great idea see we only messed up one

house and we only clean up one house why

would we want a party with Ellen and her

lame friends yeah like we really need a

bunch of high school guys hanging around

this wouldn't have to do with a certain

Carrie would it or a certain Zack Zack

Zack

please I'm not gonna pay you well I

don't want money it's just a lot of work

for one person and I can help you do

stuff like make the sacks mm-hmm snacks

you have a crush on Zach Anderson I do

not do so do not do so do not do not do

so

you'll do all the shopping make all the

food and clean up afterwards fine but

you're not having any of your little

friends over now scrub the pots excuse

me I washed last night excuse me

party Zach dishes you

what cut paper Becca I win

cheese crackers pate

mineral water

Food

uh Cheez doodles mallow puffs potato

chips

boo-bear be good could me go for

something less fourth-grade like pate

she's in crackers cheese doodles kind of

cover the cheese and crackers thing

don't you think I want chips pickle

flavor pads fourth-grade course what you

want doesn't count considering you

aren't invited

mom dad guess what fine pickle chips

what about gage hog truth or dare

uh I was thinking maybe a spin the

bottle you wish I'll be my twist er

twister

twisters good

this is so juvenile

you didn't think is so juvenile last

week

exquisite soda

some people just mature faster than

others you think your friends would

understand

Party

get ready together

maybe it's better if I meet you at

Tucker's I might be a little late

almost k*lled us

right Zach Becca Becca Zach Ellen's

sister

you coming to the party tonight

stop being so juvenile

Becca is that your new word of the week

have you been watching Wheel of Fortune

yeah Becca was that you're a boyfriend

huh why don't you invite him to our

party

I'm not going your stupid party

Ellen can I borrow your eyeliner you can

eat my eyeliner for all I care

you know there's still stuff to do like

arrange the crackers um fold the napkins

get mom's little Forks out of her silver

drawer get moving Becca or go back to

your stupid little friends

she really meant it

who cares where's carrier should I want

to know what is that Oh classic car

sounds totally red huh you have anything

more um danceable

no respect for the 65 Mustang hi I'm

glad you could make it

Cleary's

parties in the basement

yes so did Carrie I'm not worried it's

still early do I look worried

there she is

bad taste alerts he come on would you

stop fooling man you know I hate that at

least she's not juvenile where's the

music

come on

come on

where's she going Becca itches us and

invites Carrie

uh-huh Carrie hi Becca what are you

doing here Bobby Aaron's been inviting

me what are you doing here I live here

I'll get over here we're having fun kids

I'm a deejay twister I challenge

there

come on

I've got it there MacTaggert give lost

Horace get over her come on play he just

got dared

I hate truth or dare besides our she's

supposed to give me some kind of choice

or something

why

me a choice you're not backing down from

the deer are you

snow upon the ground is cold cheese and

crackers

you down to yato cheese and crackers

All Hands in the rumor of the son

dr. what your father

are you kidding

now imagine sins against imagine laws

water passage stanza chapters down

from the ground reason is dissolving in

the sound Thanks I'm never gonna play

truth or dare again that's so juvenile

what g3 rock scissors I win no this is a

scissors dummy it's dynamite and guess

what

dynamite blows up rock

Becca wait come on I thought you'd like

it

Hey

so what are you doing out here

Ellen totally humiliated me tonight

so did sac

what happened

sad things I'm a total loser you know

the dumbest part

I actually thought that he liked me

that's not so dumb

totally obsessed I should have slapped

you

I'm really sorry Christine

so how's your new best friend Carrie

what you invited her to elves party I

didn't invite her

so what's she doing there Carrie finds

out about all the high school parties

you mean she chose a bunch of high

school guys over us what are you wearing

it was a dare

so what are you doing out here oh I was

headed for the bathroom really yes it

took a wrong turn in your own yard it's

big yard

so

what's she doing out here to mature for

them now - she was totally humiliated by

Ellen as usual

Hey

you could get mad

or you could get even

Oh

my parents

you're home early

you've a little brush come on guys price

down the stairs yeah I don't think so

but maybe if you're nice Horace we'll

send you a videotape souvenir of your

first big party

dad one worse this is your party too

I bet there's no food left oh there's

lots left I should know I made it all

come on race you

you