01x05 - On Your Toes

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Tucker how am I supposed to practice for

the Solo in ballet if you keep missing

me well if you hadn't chosen such a

violent art form it'd be okay

SM wow nice flash there

miles miles is that you you can hear me

mil there 's the world

you thanks guys that's a

keeper there's no way Abby Lee Coopers

can win that candid contest again she

she's only 12 yeah we're older wiser

taller in the name of eighth grade we

have to reclaim that

title this year the solo is the goddess

of the forest it would be so amazing no

more third wood ni from the last ballet

this so sort

Brave what's going on

peer we get to miss part of first

period new uniforms this year way

nicer Pep Squad tries are this week

there's only four squads left and I want

one so

bad this

guys do aair for I know

it's like instant popularity to add Palm

P I just wish I were better at than

junp what oh I can help you with your J

really yeah I mean I got like nine years

of ballet training right great we'll try

it

together try

out I didn't mean

them sometimes you make a split-second

decision instead of asking yourself why

you just ask why

not of course the last time I said why

not I stuck my tongue in the

fan not

recommended sure

great why not well I'm at at I'll Tri

for goddess of the

Universe um whatever happens to goddess

of the

well I can always start there and work

my way

up nervous my

eyebrows good I'm ready to this your

soloist I know how excited all of you

are and how hard everyone has worked

worked especially one of you a girl who

has devoted heart soul and nine years to

the love of the dance this year's shoes

will be worn by Becca

Fisher it's the perfect setup for the

photo contest this miles is our ticket

to vict

Victory okay you ready

yeah well sorry the l cap that

hurry okay now I'm come

on man that was

funny okay funny guys

you pose I take the

pictures

okay okay uh okay Tucker you want to

hurry with that camera there buddy I'm

kind of slipping

over basic problem is it's one of us

falling down and looking Goofy we're

much too smooth for that we need a

professional doofus a natural born

goob

patski wow Becca you are a

natural I

am no I'm not am I cuz I kind of thought

that you know my kit could be higher and

I am congratulations to all our first

cut recruits Kathy Cohen Suzanne yenna

Jillian

Rogers round two's tomorrow and you

don't have ballet do you ballet

IET conow

you thought you got away with it didn't

you do you feel very ashamed you were

C yes mam good I have done my job then

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the chips right on this desk desert fire

flavor

perfect let's

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go

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spicy

yes I don't get it I mean I I set the

thing just right in it it

should works just fine just fine that's

it a seventh grader is going to show us

up again we're doomed doomed come on

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oh man check it out he's sing for

Treasure sh**t

it I don't

believe he's going

to we couldn't have staged this in a

million years man not in a

million yeah

I probably didn't make it right I mean

some of these girls have cheerleader

moms they have like a genetic Advantage

okay following girls have made the

second

cut Jillian a Kelly Les Cherry

Rogers Becca

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fer we will all wait while Melle Fisher

completes her ex

s par on

Madam I promise I won't be late

again got him got him got him our prize

win

PS these are so

dignified he looks like he's running for

mayor or something

look at

this he's eating his own nose oysters

and he looks thoughtful these are

useless the problem is we put all our

eggs in one nose yeah we need something

bigger more people and way more

potential for disaster okay everybody

now we're going to form a pyramid all

right so I want you to try and do this

properly cuz if you fall you'll end up

looking really stupid and funny in

public anyway um

let the m

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and hey don't forget yours oh I won't

let's drop

something what you're making me nervous

it's just that if I'm late for ballet

one more time Madame

is here book committee ma'am if you'll

step aside we have some pictures to

take fine just stay out of our

way okay so the squad's going to help

you out with this one so let's do it um

you and the pink I want you down in the

hole in the middle and you twoo you're

next and Becca you you're on

top hey Beck

catch perfect perfect okay work with me

work with me Grim perfect Grim that's

right that's right try to get up you

cannot get up you just cannot make it up

GR P squ Square my little

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cheer work with me okay

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you remember conflict resolution you

heard a member of the press run mil St

sa okay

great well thanks for coming out

everybody here are the selections for

the PB Squad and they are Kelly Eng Les

jilli Carri Rogers and Becca

Fisher Che we did it I'm a

che did you see fireworks cuz I just

rocket it straight into the social

Stratosphere wow something this good

happens I can't help but

wonder what the catch

is

mam

um I'm so sorry but my dog ate this

thing that gave it this

thing I have a riddle for you

how is ballet like instant cake

mix mam it isn't because you see with

ballet you don't just Add Water you must

bake from scratch and in the end you see

the

difference next class I would like to

know what kind of cake you will be

baking either you arrive ready to make

the effort this solo deserves or I will

give it to someone

else you come

home

yes

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we'll be back in a Flash with flash okay

everyone now mark your calendars because

Saturday the guys are throwing us a

cookout again and remember last year we

ran out of lip gloss so everyone bring a

little bit extra okay

okay you guys are so lucky it's like you

get to miss entire Fridays on game days

your social life is set and you even

have Pages reserved for yourbook hey Car

hey

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BEC

wow you have no idea what this feels

like it's like life suddenly become so

easy

yeah what' you think it was going to be

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like

nice composition here good attention to

detail

excellent not so work back in this woman

classic cheerleaders or sea cows miles

if these are funny small

can you imagine what they'll look like

poster size

Madame

but down yes you have my attention

you have everyone's attention I just I

wanted to explain why I have to

you know

not ballet

you've made your choice no I don't shout

it through your megaphone no it's not

like that I will no longer be with us

copy and you will dance the song

I'm on my sweetie I'm swearing later

grandma telling all about your ballet

recital don't worry she'll be in Florida

that week no more singing along this

year I quit ballet fur Pep Squad

you what I quit ballet for Pep Squad

I need to be male when I did it but I

did it anyway Becca I'm not mad no no

I'm just that's all I mean well you have

been dancing around the house since you

were in diapers I don't know I thought

you loved ballet I I did I just thought

you know I've been doing ballet forever

and pep-squad is um more eighth-grade

ish and um even though you don't get to

dance some of the girls are really nice

and you get to UM cheer well sounds like

fun so I'm not letting you down no I was

what you really want to do

my mom's been making decisions for me my

whole life

and now when I want her to she doesn't

how the pod got my mother or what

what do you turn up so late hi Tucker I

was just practicing my routine right

there's this big game tomorrow

go team Tucker if you could be a great

painter that no one ever knew about or a

famous outfielder in the major league

would you be the fielder even if the

painter really loves to paint and the

fueler could sort of take relief

baseball definitely the fielder yeah but

even if the painter had been painting

since she was like three and the fielder

had only started to play a ball Barry

recently and even if the painter really

got along with her painting teacher and

the fielders sort of felt like an

outsider on the diamond and had to wear

dumb sneakers or yellow pom-poms and a

little tiny skirt okay

the fielder

I thought so cheerleaders with forehead

but vandalize the school that would be

wrong

Tucker James the Pep Squad has a certain

reputation to uphold

we are peppy we are beautiful and we are

graceful and if you don't take down

every single one of these right now I'm

gonna personally braid the hair on your

head into the hair in your pits

and leave you on the road okay

he's your friend you deal with it

Tucker now because of you were you

thinking I'm on the Pep Squad now I

decided that we're don't you remember

your advice from last night you're the

painter field everything

wait a second I told you what I would do

now what you should do

I mean you're the painter and I'm

fielder you know and it's always gonna

be that way

everybody hear of it reciting

middle life is perfect right this is the

top I've got new friends who are popular

and perky and wear a lot of lip gloss

and have them sense of humor you know

they're saying if the shoe fits wear it

well what if it doesn't get other shoes

oh why did you make a fun weapon in the

shop you didn't work out all my tears

kept coming out sort of blah I loved

better time the costumes the life the

energy it puts me in such a move

I was wrong with him boy I'll work

really really hard we all got em I guess

I'll be carrying your damn bag around

for you for some time

oh yes I have missed you Mademoiselle

Fisher get changed you've got a lot to

catch up on

we'll be back in a flash with weapon the

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