01x10 - That's My Baby

[bunniefuu]

did your blood curdle or what yes hi

yes I was born to be a movie extra can I

show up yeah yeah I can do that

really thank you thank you thank you

finally on my way to stardom fame and

bodyguards screaming zombies part 2 long

last all my questions don't screaming

zombies part 1 will be answered and now

accepting the award for best

flesh-eating extra in Assam be

supporting role goes to yes I'd like to

thank the Academy for their wisdom I'd

also like to thank my parents for

staying out of the way playing a zombie

isn't easy it takes dedication a gob of

acting talent and an entire Saturday

afternoon Saturday what better not be

making plans for this Saturday you know

you have to look after Horus no mom not

this Saturday come on I mean can we

shine horse to a kennel whoa Tucker I am

running the store at the mall on

Saturday your dad is away all weekend

you've known about this for weeks I know

it's it's it's not as exciting it's

feeding on the living but you got to

start taking responsibility around here

well I am taking responsibility because

I'm thinking about my future beyond the

grave even

sorry big guy I need okay you can be a

zombie some other time

yeah like when I'm dead

so riding to school today let me get

your helmet why are you making a lame

attempt to be nice to me well I was

thinking maybe you could spend Saturday

with mom at the store no wait

I hate being trapped at Mom's kids

clothing store well I hate babysitting

and I'm terrible at it I mean what would

I do if you got sick or started choking

laughing point like you always do see

you'd be in danger

look I wouldn't mind staying home alone

his mom says somebody is to stay with me

look I was thinking maybe it could be

more like us hanging out which do like

brother stuff you know like playing

catch or talking about life what if I

gave you 20 bucks to go to the movies

okay really

sure great could you lend me 20 bucks

well it's just not fair because they may

never make another film in this town

again that's so weird

you usually let you do that kind of

stuff well my mom is trying to teach me

responsibility and now I got a figure

way to weasel out of it

uh-huh no no no no any other time I do

it but with my school assignment and my

babysitting forget it there's just no

way my whole week is jammed no Tucker

make a flea bath someone call a plumber

she's sprung a leak she was taking this

pretty hard she has to get Steve fixed

today fixed yeah fix like you know

spayed so she can't have puppies run

Steve Ron

hi Christine are you okay

so for 24 hours you and your partner

will share the challenge and wonder of

parenting Oh No

even though this isn't a real baby you

have to be good mommies and daddies

because his little his little microchip

brain records if he's been little crying

for too long so put on your kid gloves

okay now who would like to go first

Rebecca how about you getting us off on

the right foot and who would like to be

Rebecca's partner

Tucker okay

and if baby cried rock him gently and

feed him with this special tube attached

to your wrist and don't be afraid to

sing or read to him good luck you two

okay so it's perfect

you Horst it's Saturday while I do the

movie I doused it tonight you can do

whatever you want I take full

responsibility

we share the grade you promised not to

leave it on the bus

yes I play football with it yes or tie

into a dog and watch it rise fine

good old Becca Baccarin

Horner give her no way out finally she

sees reason I'm sure you know what

you're doing our grades rings us

together you know how hard could it be

it cries you feed it a crush tomorrow

your rocket it keeps on crying you yank

its batteries if you do that and make us

fail I'll make you cry

oh what's uh what's with Chucky careful

this is my firstborn

I could put this baby to sleep in my

sleep

Wow doc you really got this under

control yeah it must be the old fatherly

instinct huh I told you I mean Gaga

googoo but what happens when it um poops

yeah gotta go

I couldn't wait Puppis the next thing I

know my dad's calling his head

yeah but Christine it'll be okay dogs

got fixed all the time yeah

tell you what I'll come by after

I'll come by after school and get her

ready okay yeah I'll put the leash on

her and that way she'll hate me instead

of you really yeah thanks Becca one day

I'll help you betray someone that you

love

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hey hey

you can

read some people's kids

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right no no evil baby oh boy someone

better call the National Guard

right I have a family let me live not

for

long oh the

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wh she a human being

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Humanity blood everywhere

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[Applause]

he

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he he

he he

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right okay Doctor we'll be right there

bye okay Steve and I had a talk and we

agreed that dogs don't have memories

anyway but um if they did she'd remember

to blame me and not you

okay all right good luck I got to get

home before Oh wait wait tell me again

how we're doing the right

thing because there are already too many

creatures in this world who don't have

caring devoted mommies like you who make

sure that they're safe and looked after

and not

harmed can I use your phone

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hello tuer Becca

hi what's going on what's that noise oh

the noise um nothing I'm actually just

watching uh the screaming zombies again

the original you know I never get tired

of it you should really see it again

with a fresh eyes

okay I'll come over now what

no I Becca how's it going hi Tucker did

you burn something in here where's the

doll oh resting comfortably after a long

day with me he's all tuckered

out what

happened oh you know it's not so bad I

mean it's still mostly human

not so bad you have destroyed the doll

we're going to fail help nobody fails

help Tucker our deal is off finished

over

history you know I was already busy and

now I have to do this

too Steve come on I can always L the

Becca not me come on

come back come

back come

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back hello Tucker help Steve ran off and

Christine needs me to help find her well

go find her then I can't believe I'm

asking you miss but I need you to do me

a favor you have to come over for like

10 minutes okay well well what about our

deal huh Tucker come on I don't have

time it's just come on we have to find

things come over now and I'll watch

Horus for you on Saturday Okay Tucker s

deals on again yeah we're

on I'm

back zombie rule number

768 when you have a big problem and out

of nowhere the solution appears there's

a pretty good chance that just around

the corner there's something bigger

meaner and uh

uglier I'm here where's my heroic theme

music Tucker no funny stuff just stand

here hold

this and watch

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Drew I'm not going to be far so just be

careful

and

Tucker

no we'll be back in a Flash with Flash

Forward think about this I mean Drew's

parents may not see the funny side and

monster claw on their only child look

I'm not crazy about this either but

Christine is about to have a contion and

miles is in home you're my last resort

oh stop I'm blushing now the rules don't

touch anything and no

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appliances stay right here until I get

back okay I mean it Tucker

I'm coming don't screw

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up oh now we have an

understanding what about

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him that's a good look for you drew

sleeping very safe

try to stick with

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[Applause]

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it hello Tucker how's Drew

fine fine

Oh question hypothetically speaking what

would cause a kid's head to swell three

times it's normal size

Oh on an entirely different subject you

put on grease fires with co2 right

everything is just fine we're gonna

check around the mall so just let truth

sleep

why don't we back any second okay Tucker

no sweat

oh just quickly how many marbles do you

think a three-year-old just man thisone

knows I think the number will surprise

you

why can't you be more like your brother

what kind of minutes dead asleep

with my fault

drool wakey wakey come on drew

wakey wakey wait

like why

gonna bar you

they told me when I turned 13 I was on

my way to adulthood I be self-sufficient

and be able to solve problems on my very

own they lied you'll like them all drew

it'll be fun

shut up and take natural breath

I know wonder why he is my favorite

don't hook chocolate chocolate screams

stifling chocolate true true

I'm counting to five drew drew

girl

career drew drew drew

you're making me look bad

ha

come here

Becca I've really done it this time I

mean you've got to help me I'll babysit

Horace alright I'll take full

responsibility for the baby assignment

you can you can even have my part as the

extra in the movie on Saturday but you

have to help me find drew okay really

yeah yeah it sounds reasonable

what are they hard on this planet for 13

years and not once did I ever think of

babies but they're incredible creatures

new life the future so from now on my

attitude towards babies is be afraid be

very afraid

and went straight for the food at the

snack bar am I ever relieved that makes

two of us so Becca students drew wasn't

really lost and no harm was done and you

know all that you're not really gonna

hold me to that promise you know right

because you don't really want to be an

extra in a movie instead of me right

right we'll be back in a flash with

flash-forward what are you doing sorry

just practicing how'd it go with Miss

Van boonies

oh I lived I mean I told her I had the

doll all day yesterday totally my fault

what'd she say not much lucky yeah well

she said she's gonna look into some kind

of court order to keep me from ever

becoming a parent and my mom and dad are

gonna have to pay for the doll repairs

how'd that go

not bad huh

you know Tucker if you still want me to

sit with Horace on Saturday it doesn't

matter now and like perma grounded so I

won't be seeing the Sun for weeks um you

don't Tucker I've been meaning to ask

you couldn't Horace have been an extra

two I mean why didn't you just take him

to the movie set with you