01x20 - Just Friends

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everybody stop man face your partners

square dancing so unenjoyable and yet so

scared

don't he go

yeah okay oh thank you and he'll try

again next week this Friday night at the

dance two crazy kids from opposite sides

of the track Doo Dah Tucker

are we gonna dance Oh Freddie

oh yeah I'm Tucker and I are supposed to

go so I'll see you there

oh so what's true what I heard what did

you hear

you and Tucker a couple um no then what

are you doing going to the dance the pin

Tucker and I always do that kind of

stuff together that is exactly how that

ugly rumor got started

hey max people really think we're

together together sitting in a tree vet

and all expenses paid trip to the dugout

what yeah that's idea for baseball and

sure your clumps this is a joke right

you didn't really sign me up for

baseball did you yeah of course

and I bought enough tape to sh**t the

whole season that's not fair why do they

need your permission for me to play

baseball and not mine it'll be fun

remember when I signed you up for

swimming hmm you were all doom and gloom

but you wound up having a great time

that was different

there is no projectiles what if I pull a

hamstring what if I get beaned what if

someone throws the ball at him Tucker

you know you could help by acting like a

big brother once in a while hey I try to

hog the remote I don't see why you don't

help him out a bit with a little extra

coaching

you can start this afternoon it'd be

good for the both of you

oh there's Tucker um this would be a

good chance to k*ll that room number

once and for all right back up that go

over here hey back nearly lost you there

Tucker this isn't a great time or

siddhis and all our friends are over

there look volcano

okay here's the deal um I have to help

coach horses Little League team and I

need your help not with the baseball

part

both Horace because you're so good with

him and you know you're like his big

sister he never had so friend foul what

he's saying tiger you know I'd love to

great first practices tonight no no I

can't but you just said you would

no I was in the middle of saying I

couldn't and then you interrupted me no

you just said I'd love to that counts

what are you guys doing here - well

reserve a regular table Chris will help

you yeah you know tons about baseball

and you're like kids right yeah it's

perfect

bro let's leave them alone to talk about

it

Tucker's my closest friend and I wanted

to help them but when it comes to

squashing a rumor you got to draw the

line somewhere so I

hey that's my cue brother my sympathies

Tucker

leave it alone can't be mortified okay

let's work on your stamps okay try

spinning your feet a little further

apart you call that a stance Tucker he

needs to learn his fundamentals first

well that's just gonna take way too long

well form with those fundamental gets

you nowhere so here we go for it okay

okay Horace forget about

fundamentals just try to look to it okay

the crowd is loving you it's Henry nine

yards and you in the ball no I'll stand

up straight and you need now get bad and

keep the dirt oh you're like a

two-headed monster coach if you can't

work together how you just help me

weasel out of this don't worry about a

horse I mean I'll help you pull it off

it is gonna be such a thrill for you

sweaty competition and on good days even

winning kind of like Christine's

gymnastics like that a perfect floor

layout since when do you know but that

stuff are you kidding me I am like mr.

Joe sports fan

now what do you think the wind makes

World Championship do you mean the

uneven bars or the floor routine

do you mean the uneven bars of the floor

routine

two places please

hi pizza for Fisher

hey back

hi Tucker um listen I can only talk for

a sec cuz um I told my folks I'd be back

really soon with our pizza which is why

I can't hang out with you oh hi Chris

hi oh I ran a root beer so I just got

two straws cool uh so how do baseball go

I got it okay it wasn't stinking dead

one

it was stinking dead - where the hand

girls not like the spiders all the

stuffed animal come to light I cannot

believe you know this stuff I mean I

loved that movie the effects were so

fake yeah really but what's a dead three

like did someone else strike that or

what okay so on my so what's your

favorite part Oh my two best friends

were getting along great and I should

have been thrilled but I didn't feel

happy for them help jealous

do I have to avoid him like he's some

kind of sidewalks near because he's

holding you back from branching it and

having a life I mean sooner or later

people are gonna think that you're taken

there there he is come on do it now no

no max hey Becca okay dance wardrobe top

hat and tails to extreme

speaking of the dance okay look um I

know we've gone to every dance together

and recorded history but um well I was

maybe I'll go with Max and it's dead

okay

like not with you fine no big deal my

curse tonight we're gonna meet up there

anyway so it's cool hey okay oh yeah

you're home free what set them up

obviously mission accomplished but the

setup look at them

a couple

miles it's awful it's like like life as

we know it is over

what is it Beck an accident an expl*si*n

a chemical spill

no no it's Christine and Tucker what

there are a couple a couple Oh a couple

of why a combo couple like like like

Chuck and Diane bogie and Bacall and and

Fred and Wilma come on I'm going to the

dance together that's it that's that's

why you wrecked my high score yeah what

are we supposed to do when we're hanging

out they may start making googly eyes at

each other huh like Oh Christine Tucker

oh no one make fun of them I guess

you're not the least bit freaks wait a

sec let me just check it think of it no

no sorry you think I should just get

over this look big no offense or

anything right but I've got a real

disaster here I mean 14 minutes stuck

behind enemy lines I don't got time for

games right

a little little rain get the way of your

regular schedule a formant horse if you

look like a baseball player then you are

one gray here we go

technique is important but all you need

to know about form you can learn from

baseball cards review your rule book

review your baseball cards and practice

practice practice

oh look and a food group great how do

they do it yeah so what are you wearing

to the dance I was thinking about my

purple dress did I forget to tell you

Steven Cardozo asked me to go with him

isn't that amazing

but I thought we were gonna branch out

together

well well I did branch out I just found

a guy on my brand

Steven see you later

Oh

oh hi Beck thanks sir Priss um I was

thinking you and Tucker are probably

really really sick of each other so um

you probably need some time alone as in

apart as in um well why don't I help you

out today Chris no that's okay back no

but I want to well we're kind of in a

groove now look I'm only asking for

Horace's sake okay yeah he's totally

confused he's upset and you guys act

like you don't even notice I mean you're

joining him crazy what's going on BEC

you're acting really weird

Oh me weird well what about you guys you

and you're playing baseball and you're

eating pizza you're right we're freaks

you know what why don't you just go to

the dance okay I don't care oh that what

this is all about

you changed your mind about max how

about

you know what why don't you just go to

the dance

okay i i don't care oh

is that what this is all about you

changed your mind about max

how about all of us go to the dance in

one big pair of pants so we can all be

freaks huh

how could i go with you now i mean

everything

is all wrecked

hey horace looks like you could use a

picture

what i could use is a batter

what's wrong with me

you don't like baseball very much do you

horace

i mean i was watching you from my room

and it looks like you don't even want to

hit the ball

well i don't really i mean

it's all round like somebody's head and

the stitching makes it look like it's

smiling

look see

why would you want to hit a smiley face

well what if you pictured it as

something that you hate

i mean then you'd want to hit it right

so what do you hate

well dress pants that itch

and i hate ear infections

you know it's going to be kind of hard

to swing a bat at those

well do you have any other ideas what do

you hate

i hate the way i feel right now my two

best friends are a couple

which is great i should be happy so what

is the problem

you know i can't think of anything that

would help you right now

but maybe if we sleep on it we'll think

of something tomorrow okay

here okay

goodnight horace

hey everybody how about doing the way

for the

come camera

guys i'm sorry

that's okay there's a lot of room on the

bench don't worry you're not late

i've decided to accept things the way

they are

and i just want to apologize for the way

that i've been acting

and now that you guys are seeing each

other i just want to say

that i am totally okay with it

seeing each other

where anybody gets such a dumb idea

max oh 1-800 dumb ideas max i mean let

me guess it was one of her rumors

no offense talker but him

you can stop offending me now

oh look he's up come on

look like a ball player

nice try ours it's okay horace take your

time

come on

imagine something that i want to hit

is

school dances go this one was pretty

painless man

i danced for hours in front of tons of

people and i only feel partly humiliated

nice moves crazy legs yeah it's named

you dizzy hips

what was i thinking you and christine

are you and me ridiculous

hey tuck you uh i got a quarter

thanks thank you you know he's been

spending a lot of time with that machine

that laid

i almost think they were a couple

uh-huh oh look it's the walking gossip

column i wonder where steven is

oh um he didn't want anyone to think

that they were together

hey max over here we need a fifth wheel

oh come on i heard a rumor that you

liked

me you know you do make a lovely couple

very nice