01x03 - Supply and Demand

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of all the madness we cleavers try to

teach our children some of course you're

more important than others no matter how

hard you try

kids law we hate the house without

making their beds or they'll hide their

kidney beans and the flower vase but in

our family we play too honestly at the

top of the list

unfortunately a lie-in sometimes feeling

like the easy solution to a problem the

longer you live with that rise the

harder it becomes to face the truth and

that's what our stories about in this

episode are still in English

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Thank You Hubert for sharing your

birthday present with it well class

while that may have been difficult for

some others there's tremendous

scientific value in being a real Cavs

brain next time you have something

disgusting to share sure okay

let's remember now the important thing

is how much joy something brings it not

how much it cost today I'd like to share

something very special and there's just

about impossible to find in April but my

father went to New York on a business

trip and brought me huh it's another

story in the course my brother's my Mary

oh I bet that stupid thing isn't even a

real mulberry bush stop JJ Rutherford

where are you going just make sure it's

me

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there is no any girl dress up like a

doll we'll mush

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all the other girls are coming over to

play this and why don't my mom and I

should even be nice to unpopular girl

so you're invited too

why would I want to play your know very

pissed off

well if you don't have one of your own

it's the next best thing I do to have

one I'd still have to brag about it

you're lying

Kelly cleaver AM NOT are too AM NOT okay

prove it bring it one day

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okay you all heard her maddening perfect

enjoy the weekend

if you can't Kelly

OOP it I don't know I just took that

right now

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all this pretty good huh on the cover of

Time magazine well see if we can work

something out okay

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you didn't tell someone but you'll

already have one of these dogs did you

know that really well I am I don't

approve of what you did look uh there's

no law that says a father can't spoil it

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I can't believe it finally somebody

actually has one it's about time we've

been dating five stores already labor

that's from altar boy stall that thing

that's what we been dragging all over

the county for I thought it least look

cute like et I don't care what it looks

like they've got one and it's mine

Kelly's oh thank good

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can't you read

yeah that ugly doll in the window oh you

mean 2995 tax included the dollars

you're here you go now just put your

name address and telephone number right

there and we'll contact you just as soon

as our next shipment arrives shipment

should be no longer than 12 to 14 wait

14 weeks

oh wait about the one in the window it's

not for sale it's my display model yeah

I can't wait

be a big boy sir do you have any

children three girls or was there ever

something that they wanted so badly that

you just had to buy it for him oh yes

but it's still in the window my daughter

needs that doll my daughter needs braces

perhaps we could work something that's

bribery I prefer to think of it as the

law of supply and demand

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I'm promised my little girl one of those

dolls and you are gonna sell it to me at

the suggested retail price or you and

your daughter are gonna need braces

Wally then oh wait a minute do you want

to get disbarred over a doll beaver I

went to school for seven years I took an

oath to support the law do you want the

ugly doll or not do you think you'll

take a check

look Wally I know it was expensive but

you probably got the last one in the

whole state for a hundred and twenty

bucks you think you would a gift wrapped

it I'm going to 39 cents it's a lot

cuter yeah boys are easier to play

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Mondays gonna be the best day of my

whole life

JJ listen is this stuff wanna crawl on

your robot back where she came from

I've got the best dad in the whole world

yeah Claire said I couldn't have one of

those dogs and put my braids came up and

he tried a new car

don't your parents mind you calling them

by their first name I think we're

fishing as Clarence doesn't care what

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it was okay I'll do it

I'm going to be the walking memory to

the rest of my natural born life kids at

school on Monday then we can play with

it

breathe here I don't have a cow Kelly

there's gotta be something we can do

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snail face hey Norman going over there

not for you or nobody I'm not nobody on

there cousin

we're family we have each other size it

up though well dad you put the bubble

gum in his bowling ball

although surprised to hear something

else you call me in my shed well you

were gonna d*ck Dawg listen while

I'd like something else but my parents a

little imagination oh this is pretty

good stuff huh

thank you I'm gonna bring these plates

up for special occasions

for every day I use please don't wear

don't you like me

oh yeah it's just on my lips Bernie

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Oh tell me about yourself well first I

was born where my parents got divorced

and I'm in fourth grade that's a lot in

common

probably not cuz I'm a boy and I like

cars get dirty the dinosaurs

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thing about dinosaurs is even never real

big no I'm pretty stupid do you like me

I asked you to be like me and I'm not

gonna ask again that's a relief

you'll hate me don't you

yes your sassy girl there's a Fafi doll

like zappiti the only one is not even

trying to be nice to you because my

cousin Kelly needs to borrow your snappy

mulberry bush stall or whole class don't

write there and she won't have to moody

China but it ain't worth it Oliver

give this to Kelly tell her she can keep

it for me

they're gonna do that even after all

those sake names I called you you better

go now

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five one two three four five general

knowledge oh I'm good at that

alright mrs. cleaver your question is

how many stars the Big Dipper that's

general dolly I'm just thinking hey now

wait a minute don't looking out the

window that's cheating 23 ah I'm sorry

mrs. cleaver but we do want to leave you

with a year supply of bean dip game is

so popular

geography good luck who is the capital

of what country what is that month Kuala

Lumpur is the capital of what country

Malaysia if you are studying the cards

again yeah that's what I do after you go

to sleep every night

oh I'll get it here mom take my turn for

what do to be for history all right mrs.

cleaver now take your time who is buried

in Grant's Tomb

you Livesey death grant ah general and

mrs. grant this games of the product of

a sick mind don't believe it

Kelly get down here Kelly lost her doll

in the park and little boy hunter named

and then brought it home and take a load

off of mine

Kelly I yeah I rotated my tires today

yeah well you never can be too safe are

you enjoying your Dom Oh daddy I love

her I'd never let her out of my sight

yes I can see that

well we'll be up in a little while and

say good night sweetheart

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where'd she go hundred twenty bucks for

a job that's not important

the point is that she stood there and

pretended like nothing was wrong and you

stood there and let her get away with it

under the circumstances I think it was

the best thing he could have done she

know she did something wrong I know my

granddaughter she'll be down here with a

little confession at any minute and if

she doesn't

don't ask me I already raised boys honey

it's 8:23 how much longer can she never

deduct

now I don't sell her short she still has

seven minutes to bare her soul and not

be late for school

I think that's six Kelly is there

something that you wanted to tell your

mother and me

dad yes we have some lunch money it's

dropping Jody yeah yeah sure here yeah

is there anything else thanks anyway

okay Mary Ellen I think she's had enough

of a chance

Kelly Kelly get back in here

no I just didn't want you to leave

without this Kelly if you lost your doll

why didn't you tell us about it I wanted

to accept it was that done you wouldn't

let me get another one because it's cool

I was wrong

but you were lying only until dad bought

me the dog lolly

but there was a good reason for that

I guess there wasn't it seems that I

didn't set a very good example for you

so you lied and I rewarded you that's

wrong sweetheart sometimes it's easier

to lie whether it's about having a doll

or how much you like your mother's

broccoli quiche I thought you told my

brother I lied I need everyone

you see you see when you tell a lie it

just keeps spreading and then you have

to cover it up with another lie like we

did with a doll but if you tell the

truth that may hurt in the beginning but

in the long run you won't have to eat

green quiche every week does that make

any sense to you I kind of knew what I

did was all wrong but I was hoping I

wouldn't have to learn another thing so

after I showed off that I wait a little

more

that's up to you Kelly

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because you lied about having it all

well I hope you're happy now you know

I thought I would be but I'm not I

didn't have the dog when I said I get

you rock mmm see I'm right yeah it was

really dumb I know nobody's gonna like

me for it now

I won't that's the JJ but you know

people only like you for your dog

they're not really your friends and

that's all I have to say

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the last time you have a demo place

you've buried yourself in the sandbox

now wait a minute I don't care what your

horoscope said to date you aren't going

to the dentist okay but just a second

I'm parking the bus so not a bad guy for

a girl and I probably would like you

okay you didn't always chased me around

and go a little

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you know I don't know in the dinosaur

book and maybe you come up and look at

really let me do home huh

sure as long as you didn't tell on you

my friend

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Oliver that was very nice I'm very proud

of you

yeah I figured that one little

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