01x08 - Paper Tiger

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sometimes in a person's life every

little thing seems to go wrong and each

time it happens little more confidence

is lost until it looks like nothing will

ever go right again but if one can find

support in others a renewed belief in

oneself is sure to follow and that's

what our stories about on this episode

of stella beaver

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Betty in fact everybody has been doing

it very well today

all right Peggy your word is notice I'll

take your time yes and t IC e that's

correct of course

did you know suspect dress in the window

is Thank You Peggy

it's only a spelling bee you don't have

to use the word in a sentence quietly

don't mess with my concentration

Oh Marcus your word is special special

you see SPE that's either S or C Marcus

waiting SPE see I am excellent Marcus

I'm very impressed

well got to the whole class today

without missing a single word you forgot

me oh sorry Oliver okay okay well your

word is weird

couldn't you tell me a little more about

the word spell the word all of them

weird weird I before E except after C wi

e rd

no Oliver its WEEI RV but what about the

wrong there are some exceptions but I

study my words so hard couldn't you just

give me another word no I'm sorry Oliver

you know what the rules are

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yeah you don't need to go to

parent-teacher night we can tell you

everything you need to know about what

we do at school that's exactly why I

need to go are you oh I thought I'd

sneak out to the playground and see if

I'm just gonna make it to the top of the

jungle of course we're gonna talk to

your teacher but you don't have anything

to worry about do you

no just as long as you don't go snooping

around in my desk

where's Oliver he's upstairs moping

again he's not still upset about falling

off the rides during the class picture

is he I don't know but I'll look after

him for you

Thanks now you know where to reach us if

you have any problems Kip I'll be

visiting New York class anything you

want me to ask your teacher yeah I would

appreciate if you could find out they're

gonna be out to sangil's under Mars quiz

see if I can what that casually into the

conversation yeah yeah we don't want to

be late just after school

bye honey I hope who's Canfield doesn't

mention that I used laws the Hansen's

retainer for my collage I don't have

anything to worry about

pretty Haskell in your class everybody

else looks good even

let's go upstairs the developer picked

out

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hey why sure I'll get BAM remember me

anyhow goal well any people tend to

remember when you don't drive and pay

for the prom

peasant is the grass all the guys

together again at school may be so rich

but I still get nervous every time I

walk in here if you're suffering from

what we psychologists call academic

shell-shocked he is that a real disease

or is it just something you made up to

peddle your book on television sometimes

we've had a tough in school go through

life always it's great that someone's

gonna yell it I haven't reach lumpy for

it for years so much for the privacy of

the doctor-patient relationship the

sneaking of science lab and will get us

some tadpoles boom in the punch bowl mr.

Brown garden tater suture world

it's nice to see a teacher don't

believes in setting standards for our

you.why Thank You Eddie

it's too bad you didn't come into

contact with more of us when you were

growing up remind me to find out where

that guy parks his car yeah use that

Jill Bartlet

place brings back memories sure does

I brought cakes on your birthday I

brought costumes on Halloween and I

brought your father when you were in

trouble the only thing I remember is the

eighth grade when I met Mary Ellen oh

well I think I'm gonna go and find

myself a good seat while you two many of

your courtship funny how things changing

the same science class for a whole

semester well I never paid attention to

you I never really noticed you until you

came back from that spring vacation in

Fort Lauderdale I'll tan wearing that

little white dress with a little heel on

your shoulder didn't have any

moisturizer then I remember I saw you

standing here right used to your locker

you won't make it I just stared stare I

remember thinking that is the most

beautiful girl I've ever seen in my

entire life you know I bet I even

remember the combination to your office

well there some things a man never

forget

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yeah I guess once enough always enough

is there ever any doubt

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you just open to the pastures

you have been before too haven't you

it was Courtney's self-portrait beep

isn't it beautiful

girl is so expressive there's Oliver's

cute isn't it oh yeah

yeah that's that's very nice it's a it's

it's different

wait a minute Richard you see something

don't you

no there's nothing much there to see I

mean very nice really Richard we've been

friends for a long time and there's

something I should know you really ought

to tell me well I don't to make any snap

judgments but the way kids draw things

can usually tell you a lot about them

well-adjusted kids that a lot more

detail like a nose yeah I mean look how

clear and focused Courtney's is I know I

could be wrong but all that might be

having some problems with the self-image

B well of course Oliver has a couple

problems what kid doesn't my but there's

reasons for that

the Holly's a great kid and I don't mean

to alarm you but if you decide there is

a problem let me know so long guy hello

hello mr. Bloomberg yeah nice to see you

again

have you finished your term paper yet

well I've been busy

19:58 are you uh still conducting the

glee club oh yes except this year we

didn't have enough Sopranos to do

Handel's Messiah so instead we decided

to do a Snoopy Christmas oh well you

know they're both very inspirational

interesting picture isn't it

in all honesty it's not quite what I'd

hoped for you see I don't think Oliver's

got a lot of confidence in himself right

now well anybody can draw a bad picture

even Picasso had a few clankers right

look honestly I don't see Oliver

applying himself lately in the way in

which he's capable I'm concerned that

he's gonna fall behind the other kids to

see himself as a loser well I sure

wouldn't want that to happen

neither would I he's such a good boy so

I think if you'll just give him some

small realistic goals

he'll accomplish them and feel better

about himself

thanks mr. bloom garden that's good

advice as usual one other thing I was

just curious

Courtney rickover is uh is she pretty

well-adjusted mm-hmm

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Oliver I'd like to talk to you about

parent-teacher night okay

well there were parents there and there

were teachers there to call it

parent-teacher night really short now

don't you want to know what mr. bloom

garden had to say probably not you tell

me anyway very very short mr. bloom

garden thinks you're a great kid

dad ft loved all the way down there he's

not gonna tell you what a nerd is don't

say that you've got a lot going for you

and I think it's a bad time that you

realized it okay good night dad oh wait

a minute no I know that guys your age

well they don't really like to tell

what's going on the side of them but if

you holding something back from me

uh-huh are we done now no oh I'm your

father I want to help you thanks but

there's not much you can do about me

being picked last for teams oh sure I

can

this weekend we throw the ball around

it's not just that I can't do nothing

right when it was my turn to take care

of the classical of this he drowned

Oliver I think you're putting too much

pressure on yourself you may find this

hard to believe but when I was your age

I felt the same way you do well my boys

would tell me what you did and I can do

it

well I guess I kind of outgrew it that's

okay we're just sitting around waiting

for me Alko my problems but don't forget

to set your alarm early so you'll have

plenty of time to bind up those

newspapers in the garage look for what

did you remember just go deeper Drive

starts tomorrow don't just stay them

thank you for buying a bird surprise

report recycling saves trees it's good

for the ecology and they announced its

go tonight that the class that brings in

the most papers gets her own computer

what's the point we're not gonna learn

anyway well not with that attitude

you're not Oliver don't give up before

you even try this is a kind of computer

you can play games on without sticking

quarters it sure is I guess it wouldn't

hurt to bring the papers in tomorrow

anyway that's my boy hot chocolate

anyone with marshmallows of course be

here

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sure did mr. Bogart old and I finally

enough to market it I think we may all

be enjoying a new computer soon it seems

that our class is now in first place of

the paper drive and the student we

brought in the most papers is oliver

cleaver nothing so many papers in school

there will be no longer students

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oh well thank you very much for the

information mrs. Phillips I'm very sorry

- Oliver woke you up this morning - no

what if he comes back your evening paper

I tell him to come only listen I'm sorry

let me get the door I gotta go now oh hi

Wally why don't you climb in for a cup

of coffee I don't try and bribe me I

just want my newspaper Oh help yourself

beaver eye paper home delivery to my

house not to yours to do is set a trap

for the kid oh now calm down calm down

okay I have a routine I get up in the

morning I jog I come home I take my

shower I get dressed and I read my

newspaper well that's four mornings I

haven't been able to read anything with

the back of a cereal box and a fight

Kelly for that problem they have gone

just a little bit overboard on this

paper drive but isn't it nice that he's

finally throwing himself into something

for a change yeah I guess so Hey look I

don't mind that he takes my newspaper

but could he at least tear up d*ck Tracy

and slip it onto the door

I'm gonna put in a good word for you you

know in the meantime thanks for being

such an understanding uncle how about

that cup of coffee beaver I never have

my coffee until I read my new P I'm

really in a rut all night

yeah okay I will have that cup of coffee

and what the heck

what's it claiming keep it down squirt

I'm right in the middle of a real juicy

Dear Abby boy you sure glad she's not my

mom yeah what can I do you for oh

nothing

I'm just coming by to collect the papers

you promised me jeez bud I wish I could

help you out but I repro massamba Lewis

the Hensler but you gave me your word

only as good as the paper it's printed

on Melissa

her class is the only one that can catch

it for the prize you might as well sell

your wagons for scrap cuz she's giving

away free passes to romance movie

theater very bunch of papers you give

her now what am I gonna do

give passes to see my dad's office don't

look at me like that

this whole thing's your fault what did I

do it trusted me

yeah I guess I did

I'll never win now now I feel bad

it'll pass you can't put the paper drive

now you're our only hope of winning that

competed again the transfers and our

class shape around the school movie

tickets for kids newspapers only I hope

you clutch her don't get your hopes up

Oliver's backing out he's going belly-up

just like a classic goldfish it's okay

Kelly I probably win the w*r anyways

anybody need a whole lunch in three

minutes and you in hey Ollie did you

can't possibly win by tomorrow's

deadline

might as well crazy your papers flora

has to the movies you better keep those

tickets for yourself listen cousin my

class wins tomorrow you're gonna need a

dark place to hide you don't start meet

their head be by tomorrow morning even

if you stayed up all night

how many more papers in you

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Wow here I guess we know who won the

full-contact you just wait dallisa all

the room to get any minute with tons of

paper oh and there's a tooth fairy in

anatomy and we midnight to my baby

brother Oliver's got two more minutes

he'll come mommy can I have your

attention as we're running short of time

I

I want you room captains to thank

everybody for doing such a wonderful job

of making our paper drive such a huge

success from the looks of it I'd say we

we have a clear winner here I'd like to

sell that my food

but it's not in the clock yet Alvers

coming with more papers Kip Oliver did a

fine job every contest has to have a

deadline and I'm afraid we only have a

minute left I wouldn't care if you were

in our class a trip to the state capital

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hold up there champ just bake you some

victory cookies mama

I better get back out there and collect

some more papers but the paper drives

over I know I'm gonna get a head start

for next year so you don't want to touch

me especially that lizard Melissa

Oliver you know there are other

challenges in life besides the paper

drive like what well like school sports

scouting yeah I'm gonna be as good at

but if you put even half the effort that

you put for that paper drive into

anything else I know you do very well I

really think so well you never know

unless you try

grandmother's cookie sure smell good oh

that's what I just said you'll never

know unless you try

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well she is that's Julie foster what did

dad see in her well back then all boys

cared about what good looks and fast

cars and unfortunately that pea brain

had both i memorize it

well sure how could I forget it

dearest Wally it's never been a secret

how much I care for you I flunked

English this year just because you sat

next to me he never was to play I know

that I've made a fool of myself but the

one thing I've learned is that I will

never be able to compete with the way

you feel about Mary Ellen Rogers I never

gave her enough credit that must have

been really hard for it is soon

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you'll never know

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