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01x10 - Dear Pen Pal

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The New Leave It to Beaver". Aired: March 19, 1983 – June 4, 1989.*
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Series focuses on Wally Cleaver and his younger brother, Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver as adults and with families of their own.

01x10 - Dear Pen Pal

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to be a brother is to be a friend a

companion and now I a playmate a

shoulder to cry on

but when brothers grow apart as they do

from time to time it creates a gap of

this understanding that's almost

impossible to fill and that's what our

stories about in this episode of still

the beaver

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ten pound and boy was I glad when I

found out you were God now I can tell

you all kinds of stuff that I wouldn't

tell a girl

thanks for the neat letter and a giant

centipede with a lot of legs grouped by

the time it got here and anyway I'm in

third grade and there was four feet four

inches and even if I haven't kissed my

first wildebeest yet I have one to four

thousand alien space and you don't have

to leave the house to go to that well

with my dad brother a grandma in a small

village called may feel I guess our

family isn't much different than yours

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my mom doesn't live with us anymore so

grab my pincers she's real good at

noticing things not quite right my

fingernails are dirty

when I tried to paint pinstripes from a

guy's car

but that's different than my friends

dance and even though we all had bought

so much anymore

they watch cartoons together he's never

you don't have as much fun as when you

and your dad died was launched earpiece

dive off and our the rest of the family

lives in the next time wallet he's my

dad's big brother Wally just like Batman

and Robin thing they're always you know

like the two guys in your country the

man in black

my brother

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a lot of the brothers that could stuck

with I got him boy so lucky with 17

brothers it's one that said you can

always move on to the next one what's

weird is my brother wasn't always so bad

you know even a few weeks ago I used to

think I liked him

I got the best news in the world moving

you know the driving age tonight come on

I can't don't worry about us okay two

tickets to the grand opening of miracle

mountains and the runaway bobsled Wow

just wanted to come there so it makes me

wanna roll

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well he'll still be the bestest brother

in the morning come on now get it bad

tomorrow's a school day no oh well

fever they're your boys you think up a

good dream all right you heard your

grandmother hop to it huh how many look

kid

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in this country we have strange disease

that most guys feel worsening cream

starting with a football game and he

says if you play Johnny watch the free

can't we're doing homework cars Friday

but you just wanna be known as how am I

gonna Friday if you want to play

football camp understand we have the

rest of our lives to study together you

know this is more important

it's like you said I don't get the

grades I won't get into college and if I

don't get into college I probably won't

be able to be a doctor no can't you look

are you hungry

I guess great lunch going to pick

something

good timing Oliver I'm making a

chocolate cake you can lick the rocking

bowl nothing no thing you feel alright

okay I think something's wrong with the

kit why do you say that goofy girl what

makes her so goofy lots of things don't

roll over here we got funny-looking

socks on this is warping my brother

I don't think there's gonna be any

permanent damage and I'm sure would you

get to be his age you understand the way

Kip see you I mean it's not just a face

you're going through well it's a face

but it's when it'll probably last

forever

I'm off I'd be a very hi big guy however

don't you want to lick the frosting do

it kind of a dance

what's with him try to fool him with a

mess kiss new study partner happens to

be a goofy girl and this is not a myth I

can't say I didn't see this one coming

it's gonna be awfully rough on Oliver oh

and a couple of weak to it forgotten all

about it

I don't know I still remember the first

girl that Wally threw me over for were

foot six ankle bracelet tastes like a

flounder penny Jamison I saw her last

summer in the supermarket parking lot I

was still tempted to let the air out of

her tires don't know what they're

missing

I thought you scholars might like a

piece of cake I'm not thank you mrs.

cleaver

I'm watching my complexion I guess that

means I am too yeah because I should

have made a zucchini cake

where were we did you hear that Frankie

and Donna broke up what a waste

so we're going steady two whole weeks

yeah since that tickets they're still

going to miracle Mountain together I

don't blame them

this tape it's real hard to get I waited

in line three hours you got taken how

come you didn't tell me well I see oh

you're gonna surprise me

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well see what I mean

Nana means chicken control on my

brother's nan what little that wasn't it

20 bucks down the burglar alarm

installed what can I do for you kind of

got a problem I need some advice

sure this isn't something you should

talk over with your father I thought

you'd be better helping you came to

girls may have a point there

I counted made a mistake promised to

take two people to the same place two

dates for the same night the classic

adolescent dilemma

what am I gonna do

the only decent thing to do is take the

person that you ask first he'll win so

much better-looking sounds to me like

you've already made up your mind you

don't want to fight you want approval

can't give you that

but whoever you decide to leave behind

just be honest with them it may be a

little bit rougher on you but you own

that much hey Ally buddy pal friend I

got a favor to ask

is this the kind of favor I get blamed

for something you did

no it's nothing like that it's about

those tickets to America Mountain boy I

can't wait that's gonna be the greatest

man in my whole life

well you know they're sold out right

yeah and I only have two tickets right

yeah Charlie's really got her heart set

on going yeah we have to work something

out fair enough

no longer I'll show you

so I'm about to the back this is a

little higher than me oh you see

charlene only has a week to live

actually to be honest I would rather go

with her than you how I need that take

it back

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thanks ollie

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can you imagine a brother playing dirty

trick like that on you

I was really ticked off I never wanted

to see Kip again

my cousin Kelly did everything humanly

possible they're trying to cheer me up I

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wish it was better than my strangers

beside the softball that's gonna do it

such a bummer

forget about him I'll be your bed I can

do all the things you're happiest to do

yeah well I can play football a little

fishing and watch the fight and play

army how about even big guys beating up

on me or teach me uncross your knuckles

or how you get frog on the line you like

ollie

I can't help you do that stuff

finally piggy I derived she might have

had a flaw something but I wasn't about

to give up without a fight

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flowers a garden after the thought that

counts

decided about this I can hardly believe

it going me to hold you have to wait if

you miss my Dada talk to you laughs and

we almost missed kids ballet recital

oh brother

they're so cute at this age you must not

have one this is gonna be such a great

night I never let this out of my sight

yeah I've been carrying mine around

inside my shoe that way I not only know

where it is all the time but I can feel

it

you know it smells kind of weird sure

I'm sure

dad thought he knew his keys wear it -

we took the bathroom stopwatch it's

right here you didn't touch it I never

said I did hey your brother alone he's

getting dressed

never mind dad did your father car keys

I sure did they were in the freezer how

they got there I'll never know oh one

anyway let's shove off yeah wait a

minute hey I want to get a picture of

you is Charlene before you leave grandma

do we have to oh don't be silly it's

only gonna take a second come on now

we'll get closer together okay ready one

go if I couldn't stop keeps on going

at least he'd always remember I try

Donny that was three hours ago and still

is back I hope you want eh

totally you Ruben oh there's 13 of their

brothers I'm nicer than you and keep it

to me your pen pal Oliver cleaver no

Peter please send instructions for that

kind of thing come on now time to hit

the sack

let's go dad how come you didn't make

him give me back my ticket to miracle

Milton

what Kip did was wrong but if I made him

give that ticket back

he'd have been doing the right thing for

the wrong reason yeah but you wouldn't

had any fun because he wouldn't have had

any fun Oliver it's kind of like you

have two brothers one good and one bad

one does all the things you want him to

and one would rather play with the other

guys Oh exactly

but what you have to remember is there's

a little good and a little bad in all of

us give it a chance I'm sure Charlene's

not going to get in the way of what you

and Kip have his brothers get some sleep

soon

I gotta share my room with girl light

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you wait no mind if I turn on the lights

yeah you don't want me to dress in the

dark do you yeah you might hurt yourself

only here what happy nights I don't

wanna hear what kind of a great time you

had with Little Miss Muffet that's just

it I didn't have such a great time yeah

you get there see all kinds of awesome

stuff going on first thing she does and

throw to the bathroom and comb her hair

for ten minutes

well help them to comb their hair and go

on ride they will just get it messed up

again she didn't want to go on any ride

that's pretty what she wouldn't go on

Olympic don't mess up your hair she's

afraid they may patrolling the bumper

cars

afraid she break it now she won't get

near the sh**ting gallery braided her

hair can you believe that

oh man was good but we did go on the

tunnel of love she kissed me I'm sorry

you know something I blew it

should have taken you you can go to the

neatest place in the world you don't

take the right person with you I was

right pocket

you sure w*r

got a little igger than oh wow a

dinosaur you got this for me

no I wanna for you and knock down the

bottles food three tapas for 25 cents

there's only Conti 25 cent well actually

after seven dollars with the twine the

guy felt sorry and gave it to me you're

not a bad little brother yourself how'd

it get ready for this

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you can toddle Donny you ask me about my

family you go but I tell you about the

kid the smartest best is looking cool

his brother a guy could have

and I wouldn't even try number 16 other

brother you like to think junk we do

everything together

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