01x11 - Haskells vs. Cleavers

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one of the most important journeys their

fathers and sons undertake is the one to

gain each other's respect and sometimes

along the way the strangest detours take

us exactly where we want to go and

that's where we have it in this episode

of elevator

well you didn't have to go to all this

trouble Joey and I have been eating fine

oh sure I know the way you and Kelly

Heath i Mary Ellen visits our folks on

amazing you go near the oven to find out

what time it is

thanks for looking out for us anyone do

you really want to thank me no cancel

that arrangement you made with Eddie

Haskell hey what's the big deal he gets

a chance to start working off all that

money you owed me from the trial and you

get central air conditioning for

practically nothing

I don't know Wally having any happen in

my house for three weeks

night and day like I'm being punished

for his crime well

nice try though JJ she really got a

raising her allowance that way come on

in reason I'm here as well

I'm powerline fella d*ck you suppose his

dad huh and he's okay

except you can't remember anything about

baseball or do keep it so we started a

new coach

how about it uncle ollie

look as much as I'd like to I'm already

in the playoffs and we went on this game

you'll probably be playing Freddy

Haseltine championship well I'm

flattered did you ask me yep but I've

given up coaching for good I'm afraid

what it was my soccer team that put him

over the edge

we didn't even the fish market to early

enough our Jersey

burnout work stubborn neglected my

family but most of all he hates to lose

oh I think you're just gonna have to

keep looking hey can't your dad do it my

dog the PISA oh sure you know the game

inside out I know he played it here's a

kid you want to spend training at the

White Sox but he's your father

yep a game only lasts a couple of hours

it's your relationship with your father

that's something that lasts a lifetime

yep he's my fella more got the baseball

field and he told me that he were

playing as we can't get left-handed

pitchers so I figured we'd throw a lefty

out of trade that little fat first

baseman for one can't trade in our

league Wow

I don't have to think of something else

outside now well 50 in a minute I talked

to your brother right now in the shower

I'll be out in a few minutes in a minute

you know you get to be my age well not

much father-son stuff for dad to do

without your friends that can't go

unsolved

I know that's why I'm glad you asked me

okay Olli we can play now I would get my

lunchbox idea cause cuz I don't have to

play minute I knew it kind of rolled

into the street

well I hope you didn't eat it no that's

a Twinkie

traitor right all right hey what is this

a library let's start wrapping the

picture further call it babe

you've been paying any attention to your

coaches you still be on third oh I

remind you that your scouting reports

compare the set of children on Twitter

updates Winkies I'm not here for my help

when I tell you to jump you don't come

down till I clear you got lamb no that's

right I can send to me some you're

benched what bench that's been

collecting sweaters the rest of the

season

surely you wouldn't deny yourself the

pride of watching your own offspring

these agents championship play

great great oh you think it's time to go

back before Mills

oh maybe I should start guard

and we'll put the trophy over the

fireplace unless you think we should

build it I like cake for it don't get

too excited yet we've still got one more

game to win on battery once a day what

was the score well it was pretty close

yeah one more other players that showed

up it wouldn't have to forfeit make it a

little party to ease the thing of defeat

I wouldn't expect any less of you

fighting soul well thank you 8 sep 15 1

wait a second you mean my squad is

playing the cleavers for the crowd

quick oxygen commander Eddie your phrase

what I've seen better teams pulling

sleds things are different since my dad

started managing us oh that's always

been my dream the match wits with the

guys got stuck in a giant soup ball

might as well start engraving a trophy

right now

and I don't worry about him all talk no

action last multi-beam is 26 to 3 maybe

it'll rain on Saturday well it's a good

thing your father isn't here to see this

what are you talking about mom after all

the times that any house colors

manipulated you mislead you taking

advantage of your good nature do you

want to think you can't win that game

just because he says so well there's no

point starting with Eddie yeah you just

can't win with a guy hey my friend I

don't want to hear this look at you

Wally just dying to be in that dugout

with your brother

just so afraid of losing its you'll take

a chance of going in and tried to win

see wouldn't you want to jump like that

button that Eddie has to lip more than

anything

well then start acting like Ward

cleavers boys and get out there and kick

their fanny

you know something Eddie for 30 years

you've been like a thorn in my paw Oh

sanity I'm gonna rip you out with my

teeth

how much in the metaphor to fire without

your beef

that's it Eddie you've done your whole

life has made people miserable well come

Saturday you're gonna be down on your

bony knees begging for mercy for the

last time what a coincidence finding you

here

pretty good things we wish your father

around so we get yours good news with

this right please you two have a

pleasant father appreciates your

immediate attention

hey you got a 92 or defy upset that's

out of 100 yeah very good make a copy of

this Lilith you grandmother maybe she'll

send you a couple of bucks sir I do hope

this sudden academic achievement has

inspired you to reconsider my plane in

Saturday's game play you're lucky I let

you keep your uniform I want you to name

a sandwich after you

one of you guys coming up to bat and the

bottom of the ninth in the seventh game

with the world series I'm knocking one

out of the park today we got the real

thing a chance to find out if you've got

what it takes to be the best $20 right

here all you got to do the collective

keep them from scoring a run I don't

care whether you do it by making a great

catch throwing someone out at the plate

well by tripping someone well in third

base

since you can hit a homer then you'll

hit it if you believe you can make a

catch

then you'll do it you can believe in

yourselves you're gonna be a winner not

just for today but for the rest of your

lives okay you guys want to hear a big

pep talk go red boxes two feet here

today and I really enjoy coaching

okay burning line up Freddie Haskell

told you my chapstick eyelet Chuck okay

put your calcine birthdate Sheinberg

or the team that plays the best I should

carry around it before what you shot

down all the witty things you say wonder

his mother join the Merchant Marines or

the cub shortstop

we go there they go

Hey

take the cups one nothing lead tiger run

hey Roberts where do you think you're

going you're up the factory long Jeff

look coach I'm really late I got so

what's more important in this game

prevail my great-aunts funeral someone

another five minutes

don't make any difference to her

the priority we are any word on who that

player will be

and Gregor for what lengths will you go

to prove a point why don't you call your

brother military school and find out

alright go ahead

we've got somebody to blame when we lose

or Dylan Robert ready yep that's what

come on the Haskell you doing anything

work for

come on hit the Fox I'm gonna hit him

back

honey they came together and they play

hard together and then they do it right

screaming all the romantic pop ups with

an arrow for a change

I'm very proud of you so you said that

to me before sir

hello first a couple of times I've

wanted to okay I don't express myself

well with words it makes you real

uncomfortable fine

help me

of some point up

we should have walked him ahead just a

little better shop

you play a terrific game yes he's got

nothing to be ashamed of yeah

nothing to be ashamed of just a polite

way to say your mom if I know how much

this must hurt right now but every day

that hurts gonna be a little less than

pretty soon you're not gonna leave here

we could have felt this way Oh uncle

Wally No

hey that was okay go ahead start

floating I'm ready

hey what are you talking about your team

wasn't control all the way would you

guys yeah you can save a great job with

that Club you deserve the truth he's got

us no you guys win fair and square

that was a great hit Freddie not like

the ball you put out of the park did I

see your dad hug you why didn't you guys

invite your team to join us for some ice

cream

my treat Oh the nice gesture Eddie but I

insist dumping out the test

Oh take you uncertain thanks coach see

you there

what a rocky trip turn it into a good

sport now I came to the satisfaction I

hate you you can't win with the guy oh

maybe next year

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