01x14 - Steppin' Out

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and there's one thing that hasn't

changed much over the past 30 years it's

those first tentative steps the boys and

girls take toward each other and

sometimes they'll put so many hurdles in

front of themselves but it seems

pointless to even try and clear them and

that's what our story is about at this

episode of Atilla beaver

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can you help me home safety report for

class I can't right now but if you want

an it the most important things is a

nice cover

hi there I can't my dollars is that any

way to greet your father dad I really

need the money see my first school dance

is Saturday and it's not even in a gym

it's in a hotel and everything and I

sorted out a date

of course I'll give you the money you

know it seems like only yesterday I was

going to my first school dance hope you

have a better time than I did I'm sure

Susy can't kick his hardest duty outside

oh my girl Susie I'm gonna trace it

wasn't had Susie on the phone oh yeah

you see she talked to a man who lives

next to Tiffany glass Tracey if she goes

with me and she said yes all I got to do

is ask her that sounds simple enough it

must be time for mr. balloon Gardens

home safety check sure is I'm gonna

write down everybody heads in the house

Pauling is good good amount of torque

and be sure to put a nice cover on it

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I gotta go watching this for the day

I'm asking Tracy you got to be KITT if

you blew it in a LaRue head you can pick

up trash with her

it shows what girls do is light through

the bed no hurry I can ask her later

attention everyone cleavers afraid

I did it I can hardly wait for you be

news are you asking anybody you're not

afraid are you au contraire amigo I'd be

happy to demonstrate my mystical powers

over women but as you can see there no

history oh it's a brother Phil they're

identical twins hey don't worry about

it'll be weeks before the entire school

knows you're a coward and all sure it

wasn't our

all right so I know this to us

sophisticate the world perceives me as I

can't ask a girl out I can't even talk

to one I'm nothing but a common foolish

chicken that's too ideal Freddie it is

for me excuse me I'm gonna go home and

be alone you could practice the rest of

my life

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matter son you didn't get caught

cheating in school did you yes sir good

I never want to hear you've been caught

the Dammam find out you've been cutting

her flowers and selling them on the

turnpike ramp that's good I think I've

got a better location for you what is it

Sonny you know I'm always here to look

into your troubles and guide you through

the stormy sea we call paddle lessons

well the trouble sir is with girls girls

huh you're on your own

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dad what are we going to start fixing up

these home safety hazards later son why

don't you work on the cover for that

report

nothing just got a new pair of shoes for

the school then they need a little

breaking it I tried to get him to buy

another care these are the only ones you

wanted to cool didn't eat me look just

like that guy produce yeah you better

get Freddy a call there must be

something wrong with him he wasn't

nearly as funny it usually is yeah he's

a basket case because we can't get up

the nerve to ask girl the dance wish I

could do something for the guy well why

don't you do for Freddy with your uncle

Wally always did Freddy apologize for

being sensitive if Freddy's afraid to

ask a girl out

why did you ask someone for it that's a

great idea grandma it's gotta be easier

than asking one for myself and if that

works

he may even tell you where your gym

clothes are buried

not with me with Eddie Haskell that

creep

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you're supposed to take a shot before

you get in bamas hot tub will you hurry

up and where the heck the babysitter

don't worry you'll be here I promise you

won't miss a single stab wound with a

succeed revival finally time I brought

in my earring

I'm gonna run next door and borrow some

Krazy Glue just put a ski mask on and

let's go

and not deal with a container okay right

dad

sorry Olli after dinner we're all gonna

go shopping for a freezer

really and what circuit are you going to

plug that into don't lose any sleep over

it huh I wish you is that conscientious

about feeding his goal you know about

those circuits and what problem could a

little freezer be huh

he comes over home to think why are you

hiding them Freddie put the need time to

think of a good way to tell him it makes

girl

I'm crazy too I need to fix my earrings

I think yourself left all over use most

of it on your shoes trying to hang

upside down from a board ready sorry to

barge in but all the neighbors would

collect you for my favorite charity and

I thought I'd get a progress report on

tips search for my dream day you can't

talk to some girls that is sure right

I've got some bad news for you not Nancy

Glick yeah even she turns it down all

the girls in the school hate me guys

like creeps

do me a favor promise me you'll never

try talking off a ledge ready

I'm sure if a girl ever gives you a

chance you do very nicely

I know you would thanks mrs. cleaver

you're a ray of hook to the downtrodden

but you couldn't tell me that it was

gift-wrapped I think maybe I can help

you thanks anyway mrs. cleaver but I've

seen you dance

Oh finally

Kelly and Lori are offset good night Kel

come on let's go huh she you up

ding ding school baby

no mrs. cleaver I go to not graceful

then you probably don't know avoiding

pretty Haskell Kelly dear it's not

polite to interrupt okay now that I

practice going out to the car by myself

this time let's try it again one second

Lori there's a dance at Freddy school

and it turns out he needs a date this

pilot is nobody's stupid enough it's

gonna be a real nice dance and I think

you have fun with Freddy it's real cute

and a good athlete too

don't worry love together dance if you

know the boy and the sure my parents

would say that it's okay great good it's

all set well honey how are you ready

don't toy with me Mariana

oh my god yeah alright okay we didn't

get the Woodstock until the second day

it's all your going out of Laurie

Ellison our babysitter she's an adorable

girl Dean this is welcome news however I

do have my standards and before I go out

with her I must make sure she's not a

little dog face I got an idea okay this

would be great

are you sure that you don't want telling

this picture oh no no just you

yeah this is for a special album it's uh

Terry's babysitter's hit 120 first

birthday well Freddie well actually I

was hoping for a close-up and of course

one of the mothers were conceived shall

age well okay Freddie Freddie would you

care to join my brother and me in the

den while Mary Ellen waits in the car

with the engine running

ready think about it what's the big deal

about talking to a girl huh you don't

understand the only thing I know how to

say to a girl is nice face did you get

the number of the truck that hit you

probably not a very good icebreaker

ready this is one of those things that

calls for a long talk and will do it too

right after the concert but in the

meantime let me run through this real

fast growing up is full of doing lots of

things for the first time some of those

things you may not want to do but you

can't hide from everything just because

it makes you nervous so get over there

and ask her now

I guess they decide to show up bathroom

hello all right Freddie

don't worry nobody told her what a creep

you are just okay

you wouldn't want to go to the dance

with me would you

sure you would thank you I look forward

to it and then is the only dress you're

wearing

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nearly closed town Frederic my boy I

must say I haven't seen you look this

good since that day of juvenile court

thank you you know you remind me a lot

of myself at your age except that was

better looking you told me so I've been

thinking about that little talk that we

had the other day I didn't give you the

kind of quality parenting that you've

come to expect from me that's okay at

least you got my name right I want to

make it up to you and we get to be my

age you learn something about women and

on this night of your first date I'm

gonna pass these secrets along to you

that's very generous of you sir

women are all a bunch of bloodsuckers

out to get whatever they'll toss you

aside like an old side

are you going along and have a good time

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in their shoes No

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we need an old sports injury and I play

tennis build hockey and basketball I

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breathe snakes

your quiet time for you know

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always talking polar major thirsty over

juicing punch

hey Freddie how's it going there for who

is the sensitive drone she prefers to

sit and talk she's probably sitting over

there talking yourself right now hey

what's it yeah Danny I bet your daughter

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oh hey Jonathan walks his date to the

door

drop my card in her mailbox looks like

they need a new roof Laurie wait well

thanks for lovely evening

I trust your head is nice at time as I

did nice time this was the worst night

of my life now when I think the heart

thought I was still in this state I told

all my friends about how cute you were

cute how you can buy a new truck for

what percentage a night you hated me so

much

why did you wrap me on the first place

look I don't hate you it's just I've

never been on a date before I kind of

choked up in front of girls

I had it something wrong no you were

okay just me just sorry is he being

turned out so bad I'll never be able to

talk to girls you're doing it right now

I hadn't won uh enough for the first

time tonight you're acting like fun and

girl might enjoy going out with hey how

about that

does this mean you might want to try it

again sometime I don't know maybe

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by the wish I know something look at

that roof right away

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so how did it go he doesn't hate me

that's why boy

okay yeah I'll see you later

goodbye dad

I don't suppose you'd start something

without looking at it not a chance

Oliver you got it

Deon you're home safe to report she

works so hard on it so much time on the

cover I never had a chance to finish

reading it

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