01x19 - Escape from the Salt Mines

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it's a wise person who looks to loved

ones old friends that special guidance

and that's when our stories about them

episode of still a beaver

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yeah come in here quick

oh I'm sorry mr. cleaver has just left

for lunch to get our cleaver right away

very important haha I need to see

Theodore okay

Parham oh my glad I caught you

not now Clarence I'm on my lunch hour

forget it daddy wants to see us right

away

why need me around to chew you out huh

no one's gonna chewed out this time

Theodore matter of fact if my hunch is

right he's gonna treat us to the biggest

lunch we ever ate your dad

Manolis company pens for tips just got

off the phone with the Merriwell people

and he was very excited he actually went

for your proposal

well I still wish you let me look it

over hey this is my baby I'm not gonna

share the glory with anybody might I

look oh my god hi Daddy

come in boys hello it's relevant I'm

glad you're here I just got the word on

the mirror well account so soon yes and

I must say I'm surprised by what I hear

I've just got to know which one of you

boys put those figures together well

Theodore and I have done some fine work

together in the past but this baby is

all mine I should have known

you big Oh you're the idiot that cost us

the biggest account this company has 28%

of our free tax income down the drain a

common house pig with half a brain

wouldn't follow things up this badly

daddy remember my asthma often I forget

six years of asthma camp

think I treated you like my own son I am

your son don't remind me you spineless

jellyfish

excuse me mr. Rutherford sir what is

retriever well it's about to marry well

account

it really wasn't clearance is false what

are you talking about

well sir you see I made some last-minute

changes in the figures that Clarence

wasn't aware of so you can stop yelling

at him how true son oh yes he says so

yes it's true mr. Rutherford

I showed very poor judgment but I'll do

better in the future

what future you're fired let's go to

lunch son yelling makes me hungry you

really didn't have to do that I never

realized what a great friend you really

are Thanks Thanks I lose my job covering

for you and all I get is thanks you

don't worry I'll put in a good word for

you when things calm down will you move

it for now I wouldn't buy anything on

time

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you and JJ rather first I heard you

practicing last night

no thanks I thought maybe some cats were

fighting now we're not going to be

critical Oliver remember you didn't even

try out for the talent show

that's because he doesn't have any

Talent I do too

I can make me yours my armpits wanna

hear Oliver didn't you this bit that

last time Aunt Martha was here okay

troops fall in oh hi Wally want coffee

no thanks mom I gotta be at court this

morning well if you're running late

people can drive the children to school

on its way to work I'm not that big a

very my clients guilty well let's go huh

I love have a good day

wanna go for a ride only if they're

handing out air sickness bags at the

door ignore em honey I do

BYE MOM bye honey good morning mrs.

cleaver Emily and why don't say that's a

lovely oven mature weary oh well thank

you Eddie

I always like to look my best for you

that's my heart good to see the cleaver

sense of humor unaffected in the midst

of young Theodore's latest tragedy oh

and I hope these provisions are helped

see you through the hard times

Eddie you've been eating lunch behind

the tar truck again please you don't

have to hide your pain from me we're

like family

Eddie don't say that what this all about

wait you mean the beef didn't tell you

old man Rutherford gave him his walking

papers

beavers fired yeah I got it straight

from the lung he's history out on a

street adios muchacho good what but I'm

sure the people bounce right back again

don't you mind saying a receipt for this

so I can deduct it as a charitable

contribution

well now Eddie that's a very nice

gesture but we're not scraping the

bottom of the barrel just yet uh no

breakfast for me I'm off to the office

oh hi Eddie

oh and mom don't hold dinner for me I'm

gonna be working late tonight you know

this reminds me of an old Alfred

Hitchcock show this guy got fired but he

couldn't tell his family so every day

for three years he pretended to go to

the office one day something finally

snapped and he went back to see his old

boss again like this time he had a b*mb

in his briefcase have a nice big mrs.

cleaver

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gasps gasps who's there who is it it's

me

the beaver beaver you know Gus beaver

cleaver Oh beaver haven't seen you

around for some time yeah it has been a

while oh cool

yes I don't go to school anymore don't

tell me it's three o'clock already

guess I graduated I went to college and

now I have two boys of my own Oh glad to

see you made something of yourself

beaver what line of work you in

well actually none right now you see

I've got a problem I lost my job

yesterday well whenever you kids have a

problem old Gus has the answer come on

let's grab our fishing poles and head

for Miller's pond got any worms on your

beaver

sorry Gus it's not that simple anymore

I'm out of work because I took the blame

for somebody else now I can't even face

my own family

Gus yeah it's me Gus beaver what should

i do Gus well your big fish

seventh-graders why don't you try out

for football I just don't understand

I could have bailed out and saved my job

but I didn't even try well if there's

one thing I learned in all my years it's

that folks usually do stuff for a good

reason

well I guess the reason was I wasn't

really happy there see I told you

there's a good reason

so then I really didn't get fired I quit

there you go

thanks Gus it's been great seeing you

again don't make yourself so scarce

young fella make one heck of a

linebacker

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how long do we gotta pretend we don't

know if that's pretending it's got a job

I did your father's ready to stop

pretending there's your dad now remember

he's been through a lot and he's

probably feeling very low just about now

daddy's all a champion - great news

everybody

I got fired oh well that is great news

yeah that's terrific and to hear that

guys don't seem very surprised

well actually eddie haskill broke the

good news to us this morning baby what

in the world happened between you and

another virgin it doesn't matter I can

start fresh new job new challenge the

sky's the limit

hey why don't you be our school crossing

guard mr. Santa discolor blood and then

he gets mixed up every time the light

changes well keep it to mind Olli right

now I think I'm looking for a job done

I'm a little more qualified I hope you

find one soon I got a paper due next

week on what my father does for a living

oh you

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ladies and gentlemen Kelly Kelly look

big printed my letter metropolis mailbag

and Superman does wear a cape at dinner

oh excuse me

I didn't know she was here come on over

when you're alone cleaver what is this

fine you've been so mean to me lately

don't pretend like you don't know

nothing change it

I'm not candid I really don't know

nothing yeah well your dad made a real

dumb mistake and my dad is to blame so

your dad wouldn't get into trouble no

way my dad would never do that

what so would not good so I fight in the

house okay cleaver let's go fill this

out

hey hey hey what's all the yelling down

here mr. klieber been making up stories

about my dad and i'ma guest in your

house tell uncle Wally

tell her what dad told you when I was

supposed to be listening yeah well JJ

I'm I think that oh I I think I have to

answer the door

Oh fine are you ready honey

we have dinner reservations at 7:00 did

you move yet huh what cuz my dad said

you wouldn't be able to live with

yourself

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sure is dark out

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so what's new with the law well right

now I'd say it's the only thing that's

keeping beaver from blowing up your car

give me a break you know there was

nothing I could do I mean it's a jungle

out there

dog-eat-dog big fish eat little fish

come on who do you think you're talking

to Marlin Perkins I know what happened

over there you were afraid to stand up

to your father just like you've always

been that's not true

when he told me to buy a blue Mercedes I

bought a red one instead yeah when he

was out of town look it was the same

thing when you were 15 years old and he

made you take tuba lessons you never did

tell him how much you hated it you know

you just can't talk to my dad the way

you could talk to yours will you look at

yourself alone he's got you so afraid

you can't even admit the truth

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hey your brights where some people are

so inconsiderate

that's my little mushroom all over says

he like mr. klieber get fired because of

something you did I told him my dad

wouldn't do anything like that it's not

true is it

that's what comes about my favorite job

Hey

tasty comb why don't we stop and get a

triple scoop of sprinkles just the way

you like thanks Kenny

first you stole

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hey babe your rejoining the ranks of the

working class are you still a burden on

society I'm still between jobs if that's

what you mean Eddie then kiss the ring

of the man who's gonna make life worth

living again shouldn't you be out

bribing a building inspector or

something I take care of them at

Christmas but I got big plans for you

beef I want you to head up a new

division of household construction I

want you to be my new corporate spy I

don't even like James Bond movies no

sweat are you gonna do a show up wearing

a hard hat and then squeal like a pig if

you see any of my employees ripping me

off

I don't even dignify that offer with a

response

think about it be things in your field

or rough and my brother-in-law sponge

he's been out of work for two years till

I got him your old job Eddie yeah why

don't you find some guy that's fresh out

of prison to do your dirty work okay

squirt you got principles thanks Eddie

you'll learn

fever I thought I heard voices

was that a tea oh you just missed him

huh that's nice how the job hunt go Bob

do you think I could raise two boys on a

crossing guard salary Oh beaver

you've only been looking for two days

took your father almost a year to find

the right job at least he finally found

one that he really liked well this may

come as a surprise to you but I can

remember your father coming home after a

long day with Fred Rutherford at the

Salt Mines he talked about striking out

in his own sometimes I've felt that way

myself how come dad never made the move

I suppose it was never meant to be no if

it wasn't closed for you boys it was the

college fund and no matter how much he

wanted to quit the time was never right

to take the risk but maybe the time is

not right for me either

Oh fever when the time's right you'll

know it

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nice beard or can I come in what do you

want to do make sure I'm not taking any

office supplies

oh no I trust you I just wish there was

something I could do for you

like maybe a letter of recommendation or

a low-interest loan anything

so here cleaver I'll take your last

paycheck save me the stamp thank you mr.

Rutherford

yeah I'm sorry it had to turn out this

way Theodore but I want you to

understand I don't take this lightly

I liked your father because well he was

a loyal friend a hard worker and a very

average golfer too bad the only thing

you inherited was the hitch in his swing

daddy you really shouldn't say those

things about Theodore are you

contradicting me well in my opinion he

has a better business sense than most of

the people in this company what do you

know about a Jew big lummox and he's so

good how come he loves up the marihuana

count he didn't I did I can't lie

anymore I'd like to be able to look my

daughter in the eye again are you

telling me you lost the account you big

oaf I'm not a no I'm not a lummox a

grown man with a family of my own we're

all human and shouldn't fall somebody

for trying to do the very best he can

and another thing no more tuba lessons

well what can I say except takes a big

man to stand up to his father and a

bigger man to admit his mistakes I'm

proud of your son

gee thanks dad you're fired

all right Weaver

welcome back teeing off and through your

clock care to join me uh thanks

Rutherford but no thanks I really wasn't

happy working for you you're not

supposed to be happy you're supposed to

be working well you can call me a

dreamer but I'm gonna try and find work

where I can do both

well cleaver I respect your sunny

optimism no matter how boneheaded it is

cheese Theodore that was a very

courageous thing to do oh it was braver

of you standing up to your father huh

terrific I'm courageous you're brave

we're both out of work

no lumpy I think you're looking at this

all wrong oh yeah you don't make as much

as I do

Dib sometimes you have to take risks

even if the time isn't right but I've

been thinking about going into business

for myself maybe it wouldn't be quite so

scary if I had a partner Mimi

us

lumpy and the beaver sure why not you

know maybe you've got something after

all B I mean people respected your dab

that alone should bring in a few bang

accounts who knows we might even land

the Merriwell account you know they're

looking for a new firm then we're

partners

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gasps how you doing well hello there

beaver find a job no as a matter of fact

I started my own business smart move

he's your partner's no these are my sons

this is Kip and this is ollie how about

that

beaver cleavers boys live long anything

you'd get to see everything else we were

wondering if you understand and those

palm for a little fishing I really like

that chippy but I'm afraid I've made

other plans

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her daddy's loaded

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