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01x20 - Sink or Swim

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The New Leave It to Beaver". Aired: March 19, 1983 – June 4, 1989.*
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Series focuses on Wally Cleaver and his younger brother, Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver as adults and with families of their own.

01x20 - Sink or Swim

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it's normal for a parent want their

child to experience the same things they

did when they were young but if a parent

pushes too hard without considering

whatever fears the child might have both

can find themselves struggling in the

deep end and that's what our story's

about in this episode of still a beaver

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ooh I should have taken a whole neck

tips you only one going to overnight

camp how can we have to sew nametags and

Oliver and Kelly's clothing I think it's

important that they feel at day camp tis

special too okay so fine why don't we

just build a campfire in the backyard

and make him walk half a mile to go to

the bathroom ouch

mom why can't we use the iron on name

tags like other families do oh I tried

those once they didn't last five years I

wish I could get rid of this summer cold

June look at this oh you do find Kelly

the cutest bathing suit yeah maybe this

year she'll even wear it in the pool

Mary Ellen we've been over this a

hundred times this year she's gonna

learn to swim and that's final

now honey she has a right to be

frightened you were so anxious to have

her swim that you let go over in the

pool when she was just a baby she was 13

months a baby and now she's frightened

to put her face in the water okay okay

so maybe I made one little mistake but

this year we're gonna fix it finally so

you're gonna take the bull by the horns

absolutely he's promised her a Care

Bears watch if she'll stick her head

under the water what's wrong with a

little incentive or a little bribery hey

Wally

hi everybody well dad come on finished

yeah going to camps made a man of you

already I didn't even have to help you

pack oh this isn't her stuff I'm taking

this is the stuff want you to lock up so

Oliver can't get his grubby paws on it

he abused you to have more faith in your

brother

well grim I've got plenty of faith in

Oliver I just don't trust them

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hurry up gonna miss your train

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oh I thought I'd bring my own pillow

just a kiss they don't have the fluffy

kind good idea they'd probably stuff

tears with pine needle I'm really gonna

miss you son miss you too dad but don't

expect me to say that when I call home

cuz there may be another kid standing

nearby oh I understand I wouldn't want

any your bunkmates to think you actually

missed your family thanks

ISU's out in a couple of days will you

what are they letters from camp since

grandma gave me the pre-addressed

envelope I figured I'd go ahead and

write the letters yeah yeah mrs. Spence

are you having a good time having a

great time

foods not so hot though nice try but you

write us when you get there come on

let's go gonna be late

alright now you guys wait right there

for your bus looks like it's just you

and me this summer yeah

dang Kim's gonna be great yeah they're

wrong they don't pour too much

chloroform into the pool yeah you might

be right

they did fire that guy who made his

pinstripe this car for arts and crafts

this summer I'm gonna swim all the way

across the pool underwater and only

breathe through my nose

um I hope that craft spell was for your

land is your I'll give every new

keychains for Christmas presents Kelly I

wasn't scared of swimming first too

but now I really love it you can go

underwater and scream all you want you

and no one will live in hello Jordan

I can do that around the house whenever

mom and dad play the James Brown record

coach Annie's a real good teacher well I

don't know

come on Kelly will help you this is

really important

you'll probably fall out of an airplane

is an illusion someday

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okay kids line up right here

Kelly get in line come on form up let's

go hi I'm your coach Andy and those of

you that had me last year know that I

have only one rule that is treat coach

Andy with respect and he'll treat you

the same way what about the rule against

spitting in the floor as I was saying I

only have two rules now does anyone know

why we call our tribe the Apaches

Oh because her parents found out with

our name last year really nice because

we're strong and brave

we don't speak out of turn or else we

spend the swing period picking dead bugs

out of the pool filter coach Andy now

this year the pool isn't heated because

some of our parents voted for cutbacks

in the park budget but all bitterness

aside we are here to hone our swimming

skills because it's healthy it's fun and

one day you may fall out of a jet plane

into the ocean okay campers up here next

to this we're gonna have a little

warm-up before we start the lesson stand

there next year buddy with your toes

over the edge Geronimo when I count

three I want all you brave Apaches over

in the water why don't you treat

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honey you're a saint no one else would

come home in the middle of his

racquetball game just because his wife

was having a craving it's okay I was

losing anyway but you know this is

getting a little bit out of hand this is

a third time this week that you've had

Chinese food so Chinese people eat it

every day right there

okay I think expectant Chinese women get

cravings for a Big Mac hey hey if it's

first letter from camp uh have you got a

few minutes uh it's addressed to

everyone

oh yeah sure go ahead dear everybody

today we passed inspection tomorrow we

hike love Kip Hampshire is sharpening up

his communication skills it oh sweet

at least you wrote home I never used to

do that unless the counselors made me hi

everybody

oh thanks hon I'll rinse it out later so

how's my little Esther Williams what

thank you

it's got water in her ears yeah I want

to show you a little trick we're all

just proud you're finally swimming I'm

not actually swimming yet I'm learning

well learning swimming it's the same

thing either way you're gonna wind up in

the Olympics hey that'd be great

Mayfield hasn't had anybody in the

Olympics since 1976 when Earl Potts

streak the opening ceremonies anyway

guys I gotta get back to the office bye

okay honey I want you to tell me

everything you learned today well I'd

like to dad

but apaches gotta honor their code of

silence at least until parents day well

I can respect that but the important

thing is you're learning how to swim and

I want to give you that watch I promised

you don't you think you should wait

until I'm swimming laps or something no

no I said I would give it to you as soon

as you put your head underwater

a deal is a deal thanks dad

I'll go upstairs now oh you better put

some conditioner on your hair sweetie

it's starting to get all bleached out

from all that chlorine dad you better

take the watch back what's the matter

did you want a digital no dad I don't

deserve it because I haven't been

swimming

I've just been dunking my soup before I

come home

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but honey

he told us that you were learning well I

watch the other kids that sorta learning

now you know that's not what I meant

right why did you make us believe that

you were swimming because that's what

you wanted to believe honey I told you

we shouldn't have pushed now look what's

happening I'm not pushing Mary Ellen

she doesn't need to be pushed she's a

born athlete this must have a bad

teacher that's all I tell you what

tomorrow before camp I am gonna give you

a swimming lesson myself no I wouldn't

let anything happen to you

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well how about that they still have the

trophy for the hundred meter freeze down

see there's my name that's nice but by

the end of summer you're gonna want to

take one of these home with you maybe we

should take one home now dad no one's

looking listen honey when we get in the

water I want you to remember two things

one I'll never let you go and two people

don't sink they float well if I remember

the first I don't have to worry about

the second good well

okay honey let's um let's take this one

step at a time

first we'll just get used to the water

okay really is cold I'm sorry I brothers

for those budget cuts college one team

we used to swim Lin was thirty degrees

outside named our pool yeah well

sometimes they forgot to shut the door

okay

everybody into the pool Danny okay I've

got you yeah that wasn't so bad was it

let's go out now wait a second not yet

honey

you're about to learn the secret of

swimming here we go

just lay out flat like yeah yeah that's

a girl Wow y'all my pathway there here's

your call

I like this hey this is fun isn't it

yeah you just needed a better coach

that's all let's see you take a little

bit of course you're doing okay my

daughter aren't you now all you got to

do is learn one more thing and you've

got it okay

take a big breath stick your face under

the water and then breathe out honey

come on it's real easy

honey listen you wash your face don't

you yeah but I don't stick my head in a

sink

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at least try it honey please what's

wrong with you anyway even the dog can

swing

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Kelly honey would you please pass the

whipped cream

[Laughter]

Thanks

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Kelly you're gonna have to talk to your

father sooner or later not may as well

be sooner okay may I be excused okay but

not before we talk about what happened

at the pool today I don't want to talk

about it cause if I do you just start

yelling again who's yelling what is it

Oh Wally hi Mary Ellen Oh Richard and I

were just in the neighborhood we thought

we'd drop by of course you were in the

neighborhood bees you live next door

that's great

I always encourage my patients use humor

to relieve tension since when am i a

patient dr. rickover well tell you the

truth Wally I knew you're having a

little problem with kellian well Richard

is a psychologist and if he owned a tire

store you would buy your radials from

him well I don't need it and I don't

need any help

take care of this myself just what you

did at the pool this morning I didn't do

anything at the pool this morning than

any normal father wouldn't have done you

would call me a normal father wouldn't

you normals a relative term Wally and

I'd hesitate to use it on someone who

wasn't my patient wouldn't have tried to

make his daughter to swim after she said

stop you're right I should have started

before she could say stop that's the

whole problem I waited too long maybe I

should just deliver our next child

underwater that'll give him a head start

hey great it's okay with me Oh fine yeah

you can take a note socket man I got the

Baldy let him run with it I'm not gonna

let you baby or any longer she is going

to learn to swim before the summer's

over and that's final

end of discussion now say Wally why is

it so important that Kelly learn how to

swim yeah you planning on buying a

houseboat or something

believe you guys what idiot doesn't know

how to swim I don't well that's

different you don't have an athletic

background like I do oh well how come I

beat your high school record in the long

jump you must have had a massive

tailwind why don't we go over to the

track and settle this thing right now

you wait right here I'm gonna go get my

track shoes I'll get the tape measure

look at you you're one of the most

sensible guys I know but you're ready to

go out and defend a 20-year old track

record all right what's wrong with that

you're a grown man you've already lived

that part of your life you can't live it

again through your daughter I'm not well

I'm afraid you are you're putting her

under so much pressure she's afraid

she's never gonna live up to your

expectations so what do you want me to

do go up there and tell her I don't care

if she ever learns how to swim well that

might be a start at least then she can

get a handle on what she's really afraid

of Wow but whatever you decide you two

guys have done a pretty good job so far

heck you have messed her up half as much

as most kids I see I'll take that as a

compliment my pleasure

come on Bea let's go sh**t some hoops

hey that'd be great but first I want you

to read Kipps letters from camp and tell

me if he's really having a good time

oh boy the nerve of that guy coming into

my house and saying those things oh come

on honey you got to admit Richard made

some valid points whose side are you on

anyway

I'm not on anybody's side I just don't

think you're being honest with yourself

now there must have been something

you've been afraid of yeah I guess I

just chose to forget it

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where are you going upstairs could tell

Kelly but everybody else seems to know I

haven't been the most understanding

father in the world

didn't have to rub it in about my long

jump record

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Kelly honey come on come in okay but

just don't expect me to talk a whole

bunch mind if I join you

what you're building here my dream

mansion there's a stable here's the

house there's the tennis courts and

here's no pool huh no just a trough for

the horses

it wasn't honey I want to explain

something to you about this whole

swimming thing I know dad if I ever fall

out of an airplane over the ocean

I'm shark work no not that you see I

guess I wanted you to learn how to swim

so badly I forgot what it was like to be

afraid of something you see when I was

about your age I was I was afraid to

roller skate Oh dad that's silly

everybody roller skate that's what I

thought right up until the moment that I

woke up in the hospital with a broken

arm Wow did people sign your cast and

everything I sure did but then I had to

paint over it when my dad found out what

eddie haskill put down make sure they

had it well anyway I didn't have to feel

boy I wasn't gonna get back on those

roller skates for anything just because

you fell that one time yeah well mostly

cuz I was afraid I know how you felt but

I'd forgotten

see Kelly parents have so many

expectations for their kids and they

think when they're pushing them well

they're doing it in their kids best

interest I'm afraid I was doing it my

best interest otherwise I would have

seen how scared you really were

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dan I'm sorry I'm afraid to swim

don't be honey it's okay to be afraid

and if you want to swim one day hey

that's great he's not

that's your decision

thanks dad

Oh in here I think you should keep this

do you deserve it no matter what don't

you think I'm a little big for a Care

Bears watch why didn't you tell me

before I got it for you I didn't want to

hurt your feelings

coz I never thought I'd get it well

that's okay I'll take it back and get a

mr. t watch I'll take the Care Bears

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okay here we go come on kick you think

I'll run those keyboards - sure Kelly

I'd be happy to help

okay you three go on over there come on

Kimberly take over there another board

one down keep your weight on the board

that's it okay keep your elbows like

that that's great okay good wonderful

again a kick d*ck lower your face a

little bit you gotta try to keep my

pants in the water

relax relax your shoulders come on come

on okay

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you gotta kick at the same time

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you did great

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