01x09 - The Smiling Friends Go to Brazil!

[bunniefuu]

...

Um , Alan , I think you mean
Christ the Redeemer, dude. [scoffs]

Oops. [chuckles] My mistake.

I just think of it as the big Jesus.

-[all chuckle]
-Oh , my gosh.

[speaking gibberish]

We can go to the beach too, Glep,
don't you worry.

I know you wanna see
all those sexy Brazilian girls.

-[laughs]
-Whoa, okay, okay.

-Ooh , whoa.
-[laughs] Ooh , Glep. Glep.

All right, well, okay.
Well, before we do any of that stuff,

um , you guys wanna go
drop these bags off?

We don't want to be
lugging these around all day.

Oh, yeah. That's a good idea.

Which hotel were we at again?

Yeah, Pim, which one are we staying at?

Is it super close by
or is it like a taxi drive away?

Can we walk?

I don't know.
W... Why are you asking me?

What do you mean?
You're the one that's in charge

of all the hotel stuff.

No, Alan was in charge of that.

Pim , I sent you a link on Messenger.

You were supposed to book the hotel .

Wait, no, I could have sworn
you said you booked that.

I thought I was just booking
the plane tickets.

Uh, no.

Pim, are you messing around

or did you seriously not book the hotel?

-Why would I joke about that?
-I don't know.

That's a...
That's a good question. I don't know.

All right, let's get out
of the way right here.

Let's just figure this out over there.

Before we get ahead of ourselves,

before we freak out
and get in a weird mood

and start bickering at each other,

I think the best thing to do
is just to call the place

and make sure that...
that you def... you definitely

-didn't book it because--
-Yeah, sure.

-Just need to call first.
-I mean, I can't remember that I did.

But I might have. But I just really...

I thought you were
doing that, Alan. I really--

-No, Pim, that was you.
-Dude, you definitely said

-You were gonna do this.
-I really-- Charlie, Charlie,

I'm telling you right now,
I cannot remember that.

I really can't. And I've got
a good memory for that kind of stuff.

I really thought Alan
was booking the hotel

-And I was booking the flight.
-And I-- Dude, dude, dude--

-No, 'cause I remember--
-I remember for a fact--

[indistinct arguing]

All right, let's just stop.
Let's not do this here.

Let's... Let's just sit over there.

Let's sit at that bar for a second

-And we can figure this out.
-[Pim] I'm just... I just...

I just wanna say,
I really can't remember that.

Let's just try to keep our cool.

Table?

-Oh, uh--
-Yeah.

Yeah. Table for... Do you have four?

Just like four?

Okay, there's a little bit of a wait,

Uh, but I let you know
when... when one's free, okay?

-Okay. Yeah, that's fine. That's good.
-Yes, thank you. Okay.

That works good. Thank you.

Oh, God.

-[sighs] I was just gonna say...
-Are we trying--

Oh, sorry.

-No, you go ahead.
-Well, I was just gonna say

why don't we just try booking
another hotel?

Like, if... if there wasn't one booked,

There's other stuff in the area.

Just I... I...
I was saying this a second ago.

-The hotel should have been booked.
-Yeah.

Um, if... We should call
to make sure that it wasn't.

Yeah, if you want, I'm fine to do that,

-but if you want, I can call.
-I was just gonna say, can you call?

-Do you mind calling?
-Yeah, I can call.

-Okay.
-Um...

By the way, what the hell, man?

What's going on?
ls there an event going on?

There's, like, um...

This place is super crowded.
I was not expecting it.

This is way more than
what an airport should be.

-It is pretty packed, isn't it?
-Uh, yeah. Hi.

I just wanted to check-- I...

I don't think I would've done this,

but you don't have
a reservation for Pim Pimling,

or, like, the Smiling Friends, do you?

Yeah. Yep. P-I-M. Pim. Yeah.

[groans]

Okay. [clicks tongue]
Damn it. I thought so.

Okay, well, is it okay
if I can book a hotel?

Like a room for four
or four rooms, rather?

Oh, really? Okay.

They're all booked to capacity.

[Charlie groans]

Yeah. Okay.

No, that's all right. That's okay.

Um, well, thank you.
Thank you very much.

-Okay. Bye-bye.
-[line disconnects]

Damn it. Yeah, they said,
they're totally booked, and um,

we're probably gonna have
a hard time finding a place around here,

'cause it's Mardi Grass right now

-So it's super busy--
-Oh, Mardi Gras.

-Mardi Gras.
-Oh, okay, that makes sense.

-That makes sense. That makes sense.
-I didn't even know. I had no idea.

I was gonna say, yeah,
dude, dude, there's...

Did you guys notice it too...

-the amount of people?
-Hello.

I saw you... I saw you
from across the airport.

And I'm just wondering if, like, you...

Are you a tourist?
Are you a... Are you a tourist?

Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
we don't really have the time

To talk right now.
We're in the middle of, um,

-figuring something out.
-But you are a tourist?

-But are you a... You are a tourist?
-Yes, we're tourists.

Yes. We have everything figured out.

Do you... Do you have any cash?

Any cash with you? Cash.

I'm not... I'm not giving you...

I'm not giving you
the answer to that, sir.

-Sorry, we don't have any cash.
-Sorry.

-What about your...
-We're actually just in the middle...

Sir, we really need to be
left alone right now, please.

Well, listen, you have a very
good stay in Brazil, my friend.

All right? Brazil is
a very good country.

-Thank you.
-Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

Yes, we love Brazil. Thank you.

Dude, when he [bleep] moved his arm,

I thought he was gonna hit me.

I thought he was gonna
[bleep] punch me when he--

I actually thought the same thing.

I really did.
I... I saw you flinch, too.

He was fidgeting.
He was, like, fidgeting

With something in his pocket.
I don't know what he had...

Thought he was gonna, like
pull something out and, like, hit me.

I've heard there's, like, bad stuff
that happens in Brazil, too.

I've seen a lot of...
seen the [bleep] videos of it.

Hey, okay. The table is ready, okay?

Oh, yep, thank you. Thank you.

-Oh, thank you. Great. Great.
-Perfect, perfect. Yes.

Hey, can I get you something?

Um, I just want a...
Can I get a glass of water?

Can I just get a glass--
Can I get a glass of water too?

Can we just-- Can we get
water for the table, actually?

Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Uh, here is a menu, say, for the food.

I give you a little bit more time.

-Oh, thank you.
-Okay?

Uh, yeah, actually, I don't think
we're gonna be here that long.

Can we just start off
with, like, a little plate of fries?

-Just, like, a little...
-Hmm. A small fry. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, just a side.
Not, like, a big thing.

Uh, yeah. Okay.

I leave you just the menus,
just in case, okay?

Yep, that's perfect.
We'll just put it over here.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

[sighs] Okay, um...

You know what I was just thinking,

because a lot of the people that
would have come to Mari Grass

probably got, like,
a cheap hotel, like a hostel thing,

there's a chance we can even go for,

like, more of an expensive range hotel,

'Cause I... I guarantee those

-ones wouldn't be booked out.
-I... I don't know, man.

Look, I don't want to sh**t
anything down from the get-go,

But I just have a bad feeling. I...

-'Cause I thought about that too--
-Why?

I was thinking--
Because of the price, man.

Like, those places are... are like...

They're maybe not as expensive
as something you get in America,

But they're definitely--
they're not cheap.

I mean, how expe--
I guess, how expensive

are you talking per night?

I don't know. I have no--
I'm just thinking, you know,

'cause, like, I'm just guessing

those ones probably wouldn't
have even been booked.

So, you know, probably--

Probably like double
or triple the amount.

Dude, I...

-Man, I didn't budget for that...
-I only brought enough for, like...

I brought enough money--
I only have enough money

for... for the couple days
we're supposed to be here.

Same. I didn't think that we're gonna
go to an expensive hotel.

I'm just trying to think...
I'm just literally trying

to think of options. I don't know--

I understand. I'm not sh**ting you down.

I'm just saying
I... I don't have the money...

Nobody... Nobody budgeted for that.

We have to know that
kind of stuff ahead of time.

I was talking to Glep. I know
for a fact he's budgeting on this.

Could you even go in
on that kind of money?

I was even-- Well, I was just gonna say

that maybe we could
even just get The Boss

To, uh, kind of,
you know, pay for whatever,

'cause it's like-- We can
see it as a business trip,

like, for tax purposes.

We could go to, like, an expensive place

-And maybe get him to pay.
-I feel bad roping The Boss into this.

It's not his... It's not his...
This is not his business, dude.

Charlie, I'm just trying
to think of solutions.

-I'm just... I...
-Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have any ideas?

-I get that--
-But the thing is...

-It's just annoying, because...
-Don't, don't. Wait, wait, wait...

-I admit that I probably screwed up--
-Stop, stop.

-Wait, wait, wait.
-Don't, don't, don't talk over me.

-Don't yell at me.
-Let me finish. Let me finish.

-Let me finish. I was saying...
-Go ahead. Go ahead.

...I probably screwed up.

-You did. You did screw up.
-I admit to that.

What you guys don't realize is
I admit I probably screwed up.

I'm saying I do not remember
that I had to book the hotel.

-Why do you keep bringing that up?
-But what I'm saying now is

I'm trying to figure out a solution...

-That's irrelevant.
-...and it seems like you guys are

-just, like, ganging up on me.
-We're not ganging up on you, dude.

-You're throwing something--
-We're trying to figure out a solution--

Okay, four waters and french fries.

Okay. Thank you. Yes. Yeah.

French... french fries
are right here, thank you.

Okay. I mean, I guess--

All right, even if we don't ask
The Boss for money necessarily,

It'd be good to maybe
get some opinions from The Boss.

He might have an idea.

-I agree.
-Yeah.

I definitely agree. I was gonna
say that before, actually.

-We should call The Boss.
-Yeah, I think there's no harm in it.

Uh, even if, you know,
he can't necessarily help us,

he might give us
a suggestion or an idea,

he might... He might know somebody here.

I know he's got connections and stuff,

-So maybe...
-I'll call him. I can call him.

Yeah, I was gonna say, do you mind?

-'Cause my phone's like super...
-That's all right.

-...super low battery.
-Yeah, I've got a...

I've got a little bit of battery left.

-[line ringing]
-Um...

-[Mr. Boss] ,Hello?
-Hey, uh, Mr. Boss,

It's Alan calling.

Uh, I'm with Pm,
Charlie, and Glen right now.

-Hey, guys.
-Uh, Yeah. Hey, how's it going?

Hey, um, Mr. Boss. It's Pm here.

Um, we're just calling
because we're in Brazil right now,

And, uh, we kind of
screwed up a little bit.

At least I did.

Uh, we don't have a hotel,
and we're just wondering

If you had any ideas
of maybe, like, you know--

You know someone here
that we can stay with

Or maybe something that we can do.

-Oh, geez, I don't know.
-Yeah.

Wait, you guys don't...
You guys don't have a hotel?

[all] No, no.

-We thought we did.
-We thought we had one, but, um, like,

we were gonna get another hotel,

And I guess normally
that wouldn't be a problem,

But right now
it's Mardi Gras here in Brazil.

So just everywhere is booked.
Everyone is fully booked out.

So... which... Yeah.

Okay, um, well, sh**t.

Um, [clicks tongue] let me see.

Let me see.

[sighs]

If you can't think of anything...

You chose the worst time to go.

You chose the worst time to go.

-No, no. we know.
-We've already talked about that.

We can figure this out ourselves.

We're just wondering and obvious-- Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know.

We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.

-Well, thank you for, uh--
-Thank you, Mr. Boss.

-Thank you. It was good talking.
-See you.

[line disconnects]

I just want to say, like, genuinely,

I am really, really sorry.

I swear, man, yeah, it really is fine.

-We're not mad.
-We're not mad, man.

-Just a bad time to come, I think.
-Just a bad time in general. Yeah.

Yeah, and I think... I don't know.
I mean, this is just an idea,

but I think there's even a reality where

if the only option is for us

to either spend a bunch of money
on an expensive hotel,

which we might not even get,
I think the reality is

it might just be worth it to...

to just fly back, price-wise.

I mean, what are
the tickets gonna be relative

-I agree.
-I don't have the money for it.

Yeah, I think.
I was just thinking let's just...

-Okay.
-I just want to go back now,

To be honest.
Like, I think what we should do is,

um, we'll go back and just, we can plan

-a trip for the future.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's really, fully get a plan.

-Let's, like, get the hotel.
-Yes.

We should just coordinate it together,

like have a Google doc or, like,
a thing that we share with each other.

-And then we--
-That's a good idea.

Yeah, we literally just all add to it,
um, and, you know.

And we put like checkmarks,
"Oh, you know, this one's done."

So it's... it's less segmented
and compartmentalized.

By the way, just really quick,

The, um, the next flight is
in 45 minutes.

Forty-five minutes. What time is it now?

-Uh, three something?
-3:15 p.m.?

-Yeah.
-Yeah, a little after 3:00 p.m.

Okay, uh, yeah, let's--
I say we just go for that one.

-Let's go and--
-Let's just do that.

Let's just go back. Let's go home.

All right. What terminal is it?

It was an experience.
That was an experience.

We learned, you know,
what to do next time.

-We did.
-It's all right, yeah.

-Let's just go home.
-Yep.

By the way,
what terminal is that flight?

-I think it's terminal two.
-Two...

Terminal... Yeah, two, yeah.

All right. That's only like 10--
Okay, let's go now.

I might just go to the bathroom first.

All right, um...

-It's really-- I'll be super quick.
-[Charlie] That's fine.

[plane whirring]

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