02x02 - On the Wrong Track

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sometimes it's hard to believe that my

boys have children of their own

Wally's a successful attorney and he

lives just next door with his wife Mary

Ellen's and their daughter Kelly and

another one on the way

after the Beavers marriage broke up he

moved back home with his son captain

Oliver so we're all together again

helping a new generation face the trials

and adventures of growing up and that's

what our series has always been about

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thank sir Paulie

watch this that's pretty neat Duffy

Oliver

write it with your mouth

erase it with your tongue mrs. cleaver

what a pleasant surprise

well how nice to see you mr. bloom

Garten I'm sorry to interrupt but Oliver

has a dental appointment

all right I think you'll make it back

for the spelling test this afternoon

probably not but you can go ahead and

give it anyway he'll be back and he'll

study is words in the waiting room

perfect tonight thank you again yeah

same here mrs. cleaver it seems like

teachers never get to see parents except

when there's a dental appointment or

when one of the boys brings a

questionable magazine school when my

boys are in school we always had their

teachers over for dinner yeah I don't

think I've been invited to a student's

home for dinner since uh well it was at

your place

I remember pot roast and those great

little boiled potatoes well then it's

high time we did it again how about

Thursday I think yeah it'd be great I'd

love to

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good afternoon Mary Ellen may I come in

and well Eddie while he's not oh that's

okay I wanted to talk to you anyway and

I must say you certainly do look

fetching but just like the fact that

you're big enough to crack a bus bench

Eddie

well Curt's birthday is coming up and

she's already turning on a waterworks

seeing how I always buy her something

that I want that what she wants like

that riding mower I once got so tired

pushing the old more she never had

enough energy left to wax my truck my

heart Eddie so what do you want from me

Mary Ellen you're my favorite best

friend's wife I'd tell that to Lumpy's

wife too but I don't mean and I need

some girly advice so you're elected to

help pick out a present for Craig daddy

I have never been in a transmission shop

in my life hi Mary Ellen Eddie

transmission shop good birthday again

yeah pick out a present look I would but

I don't want to be her why don't you

help him okay know if he knew what a

woman wanted he'd still be married

get on Betty talk all you want Eddie at

least when I was married my wife and I

bought plots in the same Cemetery

she'll probably toss you out of there -

but only for poor Thursday 3:00 I'll

pick you up in a woman we don't make a

fuss the scrambled eggs would be plain

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hey hey it's 4:30 who do you think you

are a Hugh Hefner yeah can you come home

I'm late for my date with Heather well I

I think the robes fine but I'd

definitely change the slippers I gotta

take a shower

all he's hiding in the clothes hamper

again Oliver are you in there yeah we

want to talk about it no dad talking to

a hamper shut up I know how to get him

out

toss your socks in there look Holly

besides mildew what's your problem dad

your mother did a terrible thing today

she invited my teacher over for dinner

here at my house well I live you know

I've been in the same situation you're

in right now

I mean your grandmother used to invite

my teachers over all the time oh come on

dad quit reasoning with the little goof

just dump them out on his head yeah hop

on my bike and mine to a carwash

look Oliver I'm telling you I'm not

asking you you're gonna have dinner with

mr. bloom garden and you're gonna like

it

no no not never I'll give you five bucks

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mr. boom garden I'm so glad you could

come

please call me Ronald and I'm June Kelly

something wrong no I just never seen a

teacher out of the uniform I thought

this wine might be nice with dinner it's

from the Loire Valley my favorite part

of friends oh thank you so much run

grandma it's mr. prune garden oh it's

all right Oliver I'm off duty now

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so anybody know the score of the game

today yes Oliver it wasn't uh five two

three

Oliver if you're just gonna guess don't

bother to raise your hand right mr.

Boone Guardian today at all if wine is

wonderful Ronald oh I'm glad you like it

I first experienced this wine on the

Orient Express traveling from Istanbul

to Paris

however this particular bottle came from

the mini market at the gas station down

the street

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wait what did I miss

so far Oh miss bloom gardens and

everything like the normal person that's

when he dropped a little made up he

kicked it under grandma's chair too bad

I miss dad but that's better buck that I

could get a picture of me chewing with

his mouth open and last summer I took

the Siberian Express so you really

prefer traveling by train to flying oh

yes it's much more scenic and it's not

as dangerous if you walk out on the bad

movie

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better go maybe they thought you go

I bet Spencer another bucket of Dean

grunting straightens his shorts and ends

up so like the dream garden thing

forever is clock at least boy talk about

we're not you're welcome

I don't have to worry no more conception

for every day at school I will never

have to see the guy again

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your dad cleaver

you're gonna have a teacher for

grandfather

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Maryellen

thanks again you weren't great help

she's useless what she wanted to do with

shopping fancy stores I mean what did

she got against you shoes anyway she was

gonna buy poor Gert used shoes

yeah they disinfect them Eddie this time

we're supposed to be different you were

gonna buy her something nice to show how

much you love her

remember the way to show a woman that

you care is by looking good for how do

you like this new jacket I bought this

afternoon they're amazing

yeah thanks you know maybe I'll get your

mom day hoping she still dresses pretty

good considering what your old man

laughter hey now you're going too far

I'm gonna have to hurt you

hey thank you touchy you know you've

been bed all out of shape ever since

your mom an old bloom garden became an

idol how did you hear about that so talk

to the fool I mean they're talking about

my mother down at the pool hall well why

oh why is she going out with such a

loser

she might as well stay home with a

beaver in less than a minute you've

insulted my wife my mother and my

brother

okay I'm sorry it's just that I happen

to think your mom could do better than a

choo-choo Charlie yeah you just don't

like green garden because he made you

spend most of the fourth grade in the

cloakroom hey that wasn't so bad you'd

be surprised how much change kids leave

in their coat pocket

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would you get Spencer a b-minus the

teacher's pet

here's a cat hey Kelly look at all these

papers here you got a name were you

sitting next to Yoshimoto again old

Boone gardens gonna be your new grandpa

yeah Kelly and make sure your beginning

all a I don't want mr. bloom garden for

a grandfather I don't even want him for

a teacher

basic your grandmother and blue garner

going steady you like Nick your dad uses

Jannik the buzz hey what can we do as

long as you like your grandma you're

stuck with them or you could make them

not like your grandma

yeah simple tell me Gardner biggest

terrible darkest secret you'll hate her

and stop coming around

grandma will get back to normal we'll be

your friends again

and everybody happy my house is darkest

turbulent secrets then make one up

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well alright

what's married well I just wanted to

apologize again for spitting the car on

your neck last night well I understand

pepperoni pizzas a hard thing to say

well I'll see you this evening oh I'm

sure glad you're coming over again

because seeing you kind of takes

grandma's mind off well you know her

problem

no I don't know Oliver what problem I'm

not supposed to tell no one but since

you grabbed our pals and all she's with

my dad cost for a repulsive gambler you

mean compulsive no she just can't stop

Oliver are you sure about this

oh yeah it's so bad once I ask for some

chips in my lunch and she gave me the

bet in time Thank You Oliver and you can

be sure I'll treat this with the

strictest confidence

oh and try not to turn the line either

hey mom I'm in here ye oh hi mom hi

darling hey listen I just came by to

warn you about Eddie you should have

done that 30 years ago anyway I think

he's gonna call you and ask you to help

him pick out a birthday present for Gert

you're too late he's already been here I

was pulling out of the driveway he said

if I didn't help me pick out a gift he

was gonna throw Freddie under my wheels

I'm sorry you got dragged into this oh

it's okay I went shopping by myself and

I found the perfect gift for poor Gert

oh well that was nice of you I've always

been fond of Freddie hey would you be a

doll and go over and take it to the

church oh great

it's a very stylish inexpensive necklace

and I think Eddie will approve

especially the inexpensive part hi young

lady your mother at home no I gave her

five dollars and sent it to the movies

good come on in

I brought some slides to show you my

train trip through the Swiss Alps oh I

can't wait to see them god I remember

leaving these out well I think you're

really going to enjoy these this train

goes right through the mill Waukee

teachers convinced sorry I must have

brought the wrong tray well what should

we do now so let's play cards

I'm not sure we should play card oh come

on Donald

I'm feeling lucky well you handle those

cards like a champ

yes Ward always said that I work the

phase boards like a riverboat gambler

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Jagat and chips

no no chips gin rummy penny a point just

to make it interesting I'm sorry it's

your cut I don't think we should play

cards well if you'd rather not

sure I think we should talk do we agree

that the first step in solving a problem

is to admit that it exists well I don't

understand but if I do agree June there

are lots of people in this world of whom

gambling is a disease oh please

what about professional help that's a

good idea I think you should get it me

who tosses about you D'Arnot June don't

try to hide it from me I've travelled

around the world I've seen pain mom what

in the devil are you talking about I

know about your get gambling problem

Oliver's told me everything

oh he had heavy

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daddy you better wash that thing before

your mom sees it

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hi grandma pick a card Oliver yeah see

how many weeks punishment you get for

telling that awful lie to mr. Boone

garden gee I wish I could grandma but I

promised that I'd never gamble well

seeing as I love gambling so much I'll

pick it for you for weeks

was it worth around her no why would you

do a thing like that I don't know I

guess cuz everyone said having a teacher

for a Grampa would be the worst thing in

the world mr. Boone garden was going to

be a grandpa all the kids at school

wouldn't be my friends no more

Oliver sit down here mr. bloom Garden

and I are not getting married but even

if we were it wouldn't make any

difference what he did for a living

see I have a perfect right to marry

anyone I choose

you mean you could even marry that

dieter circus with three arms yes but

the important point here is you should

never lie about anything that's as

important as somebody's reputation and

you just think about it how would you

feel if somebody made up stories about

you no I never liked it when they do but

for a whole week

double or nothing I guess I'll stick

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Oliver I've been waiting on the car for

you

what are you doing Oh mr. bloom garden

ask for some volunteers to clean the

desk then I figured I owed him Oliver

you'll find that if you use small

circular strokes that'll go a whole lot

faster gee this was better dad did you

also get old enough the dumb thing

stopped coming out of your mouth well

son no

but they just don't come out quite as

often you know I didn't know what a

horrible thing I did until Freddie

Haskell heard about it and then took me

out for a soda I think you've had enough

punishment why don't you give me the

scraper and I'll start in the gum

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how you do that pretty good dad it's

like swimming once you learn you never

forget

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and before he left he even gave me a

little kiss well I guess Oliver didn't

take it too badly then huh

I met Ron boom garden

good afternoon mrs. cleaver hi Eddie

I just dropped by to thank you for your

very faithful gift selection did Gert

like it she couldn't keep her paws off

me see what a difference it makes when

you put a little thought into again well

you've certainly shown me that there's

no substitute for consideration material

like this well it's some money and a

list of friends and relatives I have to

buy Christmas presents for I knew you'd

want to get an early start Eddie don't

worry I know what you're thinking you're

on the list fine

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