02x05 - Heavy Metal

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what are you doing

I'm just getting some last shots of my

teeth before I stick braces on them hey

you're not still worried about those

braces are you there's no big deal oh

yeah okay you're not getting them

nothing bad ever happens to you hey I

had a hernia

look golly you're getting all worked up

about nothing really then why is dad

being so nice to me as much as I wanted

that's cuz he knows the last chance for

you to eat this stuff for a couple of

years thanks for reminding me come on

ollie

getting your teeth straightened is not

the end of the world yes it is I think I

got it all figured out first they want

your teeth to look good then they want

you to start dressing real nice and

before you know it you're getting

married and complaining about how much

everything cost then

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what a sweetie yet

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boy I feel great how much I could do

this whole workout all over again give

me a ticket for an aeroplane

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do I see a brave little soldier at the

top of the stairs come on champ

this'll be a breeze I can feel my teeth

beginning

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everything okay Oliver

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let's adjust your bid would you want to

get any blood on your nice clean shirt

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okay now that we're all comfortable

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you'll never guess who's getting a

divorce not today man Livius balding it

all began when he Girt Haskell's

definitely not today

wait a minute I haven't even told you

what I want it well honey I've had this

cut for so many years if my cat had

fingers she could do it they're the real

reason that Cynthia Reed's daughter went

to live with her aunt in Chicago maybe

we could do something different with my

hair today so what do you think of

Kathy's new nose Nancy listen to me I

can't stand the way I look you know how

you're always suggesting in this job for

me and I'm always saying don't get

carried away huh get carried away hey

thanks for inviting me over for dinner

kept kind of lonely on the weekends when

JJ and Leticia go up to see our folks

how come you never go with them yeah I

just don't like cemeteries I want you to

promise me not to say anything about

mom's hair okay not a word

hi honey

how was the football game football game

oh it was so good that we're going back

again yeah for the second game it's

doubleheader very rare don't you notice

anything new

oh it's a new dress if gorgeous honey

let's go well don't you

I hate it I hate the way I look I hate

the way I feel but you're really

beginning to bug me you're just a little

upset I am NOT just upset I'm upset and

I'm fat honey you're not bad you're

pregnant

Lumpy's bad the employer my family we're

talking large city here neurotic and

Wally your hair looks pretty silly to

marry only way to go dad

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sure glad you got your appetite back you

feel a lot better today I was so afraid

of getting braces with a lot easier than

getting my head on stuff from the nail

box know anybody in La Casa hey hi Betty

ha the glare are you kidding with those

braces he looks like he's good afternoon

mr. cleaver mind the quality of young

Oliver's braces

what a relief and I was up all night

warned you wouldn't like him if there's

a girl in a phone for you would that I

don't know she wouldn't quit giggling

Cheryl Oh how's the world's latest

victim aboard the Don she's doing okay

no I spit when I talk indeed one time

I'll bring my shampoo let's say you're

taking it well a lesser chap would find

himself up the proverbial creek Wow

why even as I am to see Rina thought it

would fellow human being in agony I'm

reluctant to warn you that you're in for

some serious grief you mean worse than I

usually get remember that day I

convinced you that everyone in your

class was wearing a costume to school

boy do I ever I wanted to see that yeah

that was great

but when you go back to school with that

Hardware on your teeth you're gonna wish

you were back in that fish soup what are

they gonna do oh they'll have a field

day with you they'll call you names like

chin grin metal mouth twinkle teeth

raspy glitter gums laser lips

Kim Grimm a personal favorite but don't

worry you're blessed with that cleaver

intestinal fortitude to help you weather

the most relentlessly brutal years of

your life

Betty Haskell you're just trying to

scare me and you're doing a good job but

none of that stuff's gonna happen

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Oh

he would fun thing of the darkness

without his hair

he dad you know that someone needs a

nice long camping trip

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I'm gonna wear this or two solid weeks

night and day

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oh hey I don't understand why I can't

sue the racket club you saw the whole

thing I slipped on a jelly doughnut

little lumpy you're the one who dropped

it lawyers

yeah do you think it's okay to go in

there with Sybil don't worry love she

said she was going to the hairdresser

today I'm sure everything's gonna be

back to normal

hi honey I'm home

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never get an average car

no way

oh boy even to the drooler won't eat

with him now

Kim go upstairs and hold your brother's

lips open while your father brushes his

teeth yeah

thanks again grandma but what for making

those cookies but Jimmy McCoy's

going-away party tomorrow five dozen

chocolate chip cookies oh my a*s sucker

over what chocolate chips aha what have

a mom drop the chips oh no no I'm

thinking of getting some specula no Liam

so I wanted to see how did look I gotta

talk to you about Mary Ellen I've got a

real crisis on my hands take a number

she's out of control you ought to see

your hair it looks like a fat white

Stevie Wonder I gotta go get some fresh

chocolate chip what about Mary Ellen

Wally you're a grown man every time you

got a little problem weekend's I'm

running over here but mom

boy dad never would have said that

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stop that thanks for making the cookies

grandma I ran out of time be the

store-bought that's okay

I had Jimmy's guts anyway if you

finished why did you run upstairs and

help you Father carry Oliver down for

school Wow I can't find all morning dad

well Oliver I thought you're gonna stay

up in your room until you're right well

I was but I've been thinking about what

you said to me last night

Oh about the little mouse who wouldn't

wear his new braces to the raccoons

birthday party I may not be able to hide

out forever you know right before you

slam the door I think I better get this

over with fast over you haven't had any

breakfast or need any drama she doesn't

substitute teacher who always brings us

food so we like

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but mommy she is funny

do this behave then they'll all get

brown now then who can tell me what the

subject of this engine is getting a

brownie sign this is more liver

once again it's liver more now for the

two or three of you who weren't paying

attention the subject of this sentence

is

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class class eyes front

but excuse me young man or woman you're

wasting the whole class with time paid

remove the helmet see I wish I could but

yeah that is big ugly scar across my

whole head and when they see it they

scream man you can either take the

helmet off here and have a brownie or

you can take it off with the principal's

office and have detention

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I think that the knock your brains fall

out

now you can help your dad the beaver

chewed down some trees

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I just look hideous aren't you supposed

to be in school I ran away see I tried

to hide all this funky junk the guys saw

it anyhow they laughed and called me

names

I was humidified terrible

oh my never going back to that school

again

oh come here come here listen to me the

kids in your class they were at laughing

at you they were laughing at something

about you that's different but sometimes

when we try to cover something up we

just draw more attention to it and make

it worse nobody wants to look goofy and

get laughed at I guess you know what

that's like

people just tease you as long as they

think it bothers you laughs along and

you're home free

I mean if I couldn't try that Trina

would be a lot easier than hiding in the

sewer for the next 10 years anything

really good in life like the nice

straight teeth you're gonna have doesn't

come easy kinda like having a baby huh

I like the head

in an island for a lady it needs to be a

girl you're a pretty good guy hey what

about you and me go through stuff all

right

your leave there's a back to school

before I met

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hi honey it's good to have my Mary Ellen

back

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