02x10 - In the Dark

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okay now that they're nice we can pull

that guard maybe on the next time for

sure

that was very motive for beaver and

repair for Wally in the bottom right now

here they go this is

the letter would you move

over here next to your son who loves you

watch quick hop that'll do it that guy I

gotta start over

I don't know Freddie

after all you did find us in the garbage

don't be a snob

you were fine on the cat

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Hey

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Oh Oh neighborhood's out I'm gonna go

get a flashlight Oh Freddy I know

exactly how much money I have my top

drawer let's go out

all I did was plug in my race card you

mean you're responsible for causing our

nation Carol all right it was put a plug

in a socket I didn't know yeah well tell

that to the guy who's gonna have to get

his liver transplant in front of a car's

headlights

be sure to mention it to those poor baby

chicks and incubators who will never be

born

because you I'm a baby chicken k*ller

just go downstairs

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what a maroon I can slide jump a glass

of air well there are no candles

but the roach motel is full thank you

for sharing that with us

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honey did you get off my map let me have

a flashlight

maybe there's some candles in the

kitchen are you boys okay oh we couldn't

be better

might I add that's quite a fetching

ensemble you're wearing mrs. cleaver now

how can you tell well I can't but your

taste is yet to disappoint me hey guys

look at this where do you need candle

holder huh I got it the Weitzman's

garage sale

ungodly you'd all like me to stay but

given the potentially life-threatening

consequences of tonight's power outage I

think it best I be on my way

and you better take this flashlight back

Thanks you don't mind dad's scared of

the dark

I think I'll go home and scratch on the

screen door and make wolf noises I'm

gonna go get a radio playing listen to

the rest of the game Wally that's our

Oliver light okay

I only take Thursday well maybe for us

but what about all those poor people

trapped in elevators yeah especially if

they have to go to the bathroom well

let's look at the bright side we hardly

ever get a chance to be together like

this

yeah what do people do during blackouts

before they invented electricity well

dear after we carried the torches

through the village we'd all sit around

and read your stories and sing I know a

good story my friend Kimmy slammed it

finger in like hard door and it turned

all the layers of song we all know heart

and soul heart and soul

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now why don't we let somebody else tell

a story Oliver I got nothing but maybe

that could tell us some more that dumb

stuff he used to do when he was a kid

sorry but I can't really remember doing

anything you could call dumb you kidding

he used to do dumb stuff all the time

well it wasn't really his fault his

friends always talked him into doing

stuff if there's no one here to catch up

then it's all right to do it

my name is Theodore cleaver and I lived

it two-one-one Pine Avenue but I was

there myself environment oh and he was

eatin apple and he says let's take a

ride and I said I'm not supposed to take

you right by me so he said you're not by

yourself I'm with it so it's a garage

what's the matter don't you like to do

stuff that you're not supposed to know

beep now three hey I wasn't the only

member of the dumb club in this family

what about Wally's nose flattener I

don't remember anything about that

see this girl told Wally he had a pig

nose pug nose what is it Wally it's a

thing for my nose turn the light off

looks kind of scary there's nothing to

be scared of see I sent away for it why

because Gloria Kuzak said I had a pug

nose like a monkey do you turn the light

on hey babe what you gotta promise me

you won't tell anybody

cross my heart and hope to spit

okay okay so maybe one time I did

something a little silly oh really well

what would you call what you and Eddie

did the Lumpy's car good

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you know I can listen these silly

anecdotes all night long but I think mom

wants to hear if the ballgames back on

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cleaned out the freezer all except the

TV dinners anyone want to lick one I'll

take it Salisbury steak I like the peach

cobbler story well there are no more

dumb stories write these that's right I

beg to differ you boys were always

getting into one thing or another

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would your beaver has put a voodoo curse

on my Eddie

he just roll it down don't say nothing

boy

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yeah ask what you're doing come October

night cars with periscope 280 dollars

for the deluxe

stereophonic accordion we sent you for

your son I don't know what your angle is

but whatever it is it won't work here

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boy oh boy dad you sure made a lot of

new pups well don't worry honey

being goof up is like baldness excuse

degeneration well you could take all the

mistakes that I ever made and they

wouldn't come close so BA not in front

of the children they should hear it from

me than some bum on the street this big

billboard downtown that had a soup bowl

on it boy whitey I'll prove there's no

soup up there what a dumb kid you are

yeah I'm a dumb kid all right

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no I bet your grandpa Ward must have

been furious no he was pretty

understanding yeah fathers can be like

that when you do something really bad

they just smile maybe you can buy you a

little gift

no boy did something wrong grandpa

always let them know it there's the ring

your Aunt Martha sent you the one that

belonged to your uncle Theodore I told

you not to take it to school you don't

care that the ring has been mutilated do

you no no sir I thought that's what you

wanted me to say

Wally is that by any chance my eraser

tomorrow you'd better be ready with some

very snappy answers come on let's go bit

damaged spend the rest of my figure up

snappy answers forget I didn't know

grandpa was a meanie well he was tough

when he had to be but there was another

side to him too I'm sorry I ran away how

did you feel when your father didn't

come back to you well I felt pretty bad

then how come you didn't come back to me

I guess I was so anxious to be right

that I I kind of forgot what it felt

like when I was a little boy

goodnight dad

and that beaver Oh wasn't he a wonderful

father

no the best the nice thing about dad was

whenever he yelled at you it was always

for our own good but sometimes when you

really thought you were gonna get it you

wouldn't yell at all so you need if I

did something really terrible he'd be

that way with me of course just what is

it that you did I wanted to play forever

in the tri-state area has now been

traced to a driverless wheat Harvester

that knocked down a power line now back

to memorial stage all right come on

state and so ends what will surely be

called one of the greatest games in the

history

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what was that you were saying Oliver

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and every Monday at 6:05 Eastern it's

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